Warp Power Studios and Theaters Presents:
A J. Michael Shearer Production:
Grand Theft Ham-Ham
by Jesse Shearer
Grand Theft Auto series copyright Rockstar Games
Hamtaro distributed by ShoPro
WKRP in Cincinnati copyright MTM Enterprises and Company Four
Warning:
This fanfic is a crossover between Grand Theft Auto 3 and Hamtaro. As such, the Hamtaro characters will be well out of character. Also, expect a fair amount of coarse language and violence. If such things bother you, please turn away now. Otherwise, read on and enjoy.
Segment Three: Radio
A few minutes later, Boss returned with a roll of clear tape and a toothpick to fix the wheel with.
"I'll have to pry the wheel off to fix it," Boss said. "It'll probably take me awhile, so why don't you guys hang out in the clubhouse until I'm done?"
The other Ham-Hams went in and sat around the table at the center of the room to chat while they waited. While they were talking, Maxwell got up and went to look for something.
"I'm sorry I almost hit you with that car," Oxnard apologized to Sandy. "We haven't quite figured out how to stop yet."
"That's OK," Sandy replied. "It actually looks kinda fun. Can I try it?"
"Sure!" Hamtaro said. "Once Boss gets it fixed, I'll show you how it works."
Just then, Maxwell returned, carrying an object that looked like a small, red radio.
"I've got something I want to show everybody," Maxwell said as he set the radio on the table. "It's called a radio. I built it myself."
"Let's see if it works," Pashmina said.
"It should, but this is the first test," Maxwell said as he turned the device on. It immediately began producing beeps of varying tones and lengths. All the Ham-Hams in the room quickly covered their ears to block the noise.
"I don't think it works, Maxwell," Hamtaro shouted over the radio.
"Give it a minute," Maxwell responded. "My owners call it `music'."
A few seconds later, the sound stopped and the hamsters removed their paws from their ears just in time to hear a voice on the radio.
"You're listening to Londo's Theremin Music Hour on KWPR, and I'm Londo," the voice said. "That was `Beepity Beepity Beepity' by Beepalicious. Now it's time for me to pay for that lovely tune, so here's a few commercials."
The first commercial was for sunflower seeds, and the Ham-Hams all agreed they hoped that their owners got them the kind advertised. The second left them looking at each other in bewilderment.
"Can I loose weight and still maintain my present lifestyle?" a male voice asked. "*Hell* no! If I could, I wouldn't need to loose weight in the first place. So until I decide it's time to get off my lazy ass and learn to exercise and eat right, there's the Super Movie Star One-Minute Diet. Just one glass of our special formula will make you slim and fit for a full day, whenever you want. Call our toll-free number and order today!"
"Humans can be so strange sometimes," Pashmina said. A moment later, Boss came in and said the car had been fixed and was ready to go again.
Segment Four: Sandy's Driving Lesson pending proper inspiration!
A J. Michael Shearer Production:
Grand Theft Ham-Ham
by Jesse Shearer
Grand Theft Auto series copyright Rockstar Games
Hamtaro distributed by ShoPro
WKRP in Cincinnati copyright MTM Enterprises and Company Four
Warning:
This fanfic is a crossover between Grand Theft Auto 3 and Hamtaro. As such, the Hamtaro characters will be well out of character. Also, expect a fair amount of coarse language and violence. If such things bother you, please turn away now. Otherwise, read on and enjoy.
Segment Three: Radio
A few minutes later, Boss returned with a roll of clear tape and a toothpick to fix the wheel with.
"I'll have to pry the wheel off to fix it," Boss said. "It'll probably take me awhile, so why don't you guys hang out in the clubhouse until I'm done?"
The other Ham-Hams went in and sat around the table at the center of the room to chat while they waited. While they were talking, Maxwell got up and went to look for something.
"I'm sorry I almost hit you with that car," Oxnard apologized to Sandy. "We haven't quite figured out how to stop yet."
"That's OK," Sandy replied. "It actually looks kinda fun. Can I try it?"
"Sure!" Hamtaro said. "Once Boss gets it fixed, I'll show you how it works."
Just then, Maxwell returned, carrying an object that looked like a small, red radio.
"I've got something I want to show everybody," Maxwell said as he set the radio on the table. "It's called a radio. I built it myself."
"Let's see if it works," Pashmina said.
"It should, but this is the first test," Maxwell said as he turned the device on. It immediately began producing beeps of varying tones and lengths. All the Ham-Hams in the room quickly covered their ears to block the noise.
"I don't think it works, Maxwell," Hamtaro shouted over the radio.
"Give it a minute," Maxwell responded. "My owners call it `music'."
A few seconds later, the sound stopped and the hamsters removed their paws from their ears just in time to hear a voice on the radio.
"You're listening to Londo's Theremin Music Hour on KWPR, and I'm Londo," the voice said. "That was `Beepity Beepity Beepity' by Beepalicious. Now it's time for me to pay for that lovely tune, so here's a few commercials."
The first commercial was for sunflower seeds, and the Ham-Hams all agreed they hoped that their owners got them the kind advertised. The second left them looking at each other in bewilderment.
"Can I loose weight and still maintain my present lifestyle?" a male voice asked. "*Hell* no! If I could, I wouldn't need to loose weight in the first place. So until I decide it's time to get off my lazy ass and learn to exercise and eat right, there's the Super Movie Star One-Minute Diet. Just one glass of our special formula will make you slim and fit for a full day, whenever you want. Call our toll-free number and order today!"
"Humans can be so strange sometimes," Pashmina said. A moment later, Boss came in and said the car had been fixed and was ready to go again.
Segment Four: Sandy's Driving Lesson pending proper inspiration!