Warp Power Studios and Theaters presents:
A J. Michael Shearer Production:
Grand Theft Ham-Ham
By Jesse Shearer
Grand Theft Auto copyright Rockstar Games
Hamtaro distributed by ShoPro
If you've read this far, you probably already know the warning! All the same, if coarse language and/or violence put you off, stop reading now!
Segment Four: Sandy's Driving Lesson
A minute later, Hamtaro and Sandy were in the car and ready to go.
"It's easy," Hamtaro explained. "Just lean forward to get going."
Once the Ham-hams were underway, they found themselves headed for a rather large rock.
"What do we do now?" Sandy wailed.
"Lean left!" Hamtaro shouted. The car just barely missed the obstacle it was headed for, leaving both passengers scared nearly out of their wits.
"So, when were you going to tell me about steering, Hamtaro?" Sandy asked.
"I was getting to it," the other hamster said nervously. "Just lean the direction you want to go."
"I think I can handle that," Sandy said. "Let's keep going for awhile."
The two Ham-hams continued on for another half an hour before deciding to head back to the clubhouse. On the way, Sandy brought up the issue of stopping.
"I still haven't figured that out," Hamtaro said. "I can't seem to think of anything."
"Well, one of us had better soon. We're almost back to the clubhouse," Sandy replied. As she spoke, she was pressing down on the floor with her feet, which made a hole around them.
"Hey, there's an idea," Hamtaro said, excitedly. "Now all we have to do is dig our heels in when we want to stop."
"Won't we both need to do it?" asked Sandy.
"I guess we will," Hamtaro said. "I guess that means I need a hole under my feet, too."
Hamtaro had just managed to kick a hole beneath him in time to stop before hitting the clubhouse and breaking something again.
This time, Howdy and Dexter had joined the others to see what was going on.
"How y'all doin'?" asked Howdy when Hamtaro and Sandy got out of the car.
"Just fine," Sandy replied.
"We found a way to stop the car, too," Hamtaro said.
"I see that," Dexter said. "It looks interesting."
"It's fun!" Sandy exclaimed. "Wanna try?"
"I don't know..." Dexter said nervously.
"It's not so bad," Oxnard chimed in. "Even I did it a couple times."
"You'll love it," Boss told them.
"It would be really great if you'd try it, Dexter," Pashmina said.
"I guess I'll try it then," Dexter said.
"In that case, count me in, too!" Howdy exclaimed.
Stay tuned for Segment Five: Hazardous Howdy and Dexter the Drivin'-Ham!
A J. Michael Shearer Production:
Grand Theft Ham-Ham
By Jesse Shearer
Grand Theft Auto copyright Rockstar Games
Hamtaro distributed by ShoPro
If you've read this far, you probably already know the warning! All the same, if coarse language and/or violence put you off, stop reading now!
Segment Four: Sandy's Driving Lesson
A minute later, Hamtaro and Sandy were in the car and ready to go.
"It's easy," Hamtaro explained. "Just lean forward to get going."
Once the Ham-hams were underway, they found themselves headed for a rather large rock.
"What do we do now?" Sandy wailed.
"Lean left!" Hamtaro shouted. The car just barely missed the obstacle it was headed for, leaving both passengers scared nearly out of their wits.
"So, when were you going to tell me about steering, Hamtaro?" Sandy asked.
"I was getting to it," the other hamster said nervously. "Just lean the direction you want to go."
"I think I can handle that," Sandy said. "Let's keep going for awhile."
The two Ham-hams continued on for another half an hour before deciding to head back to the clubhouse. On the way, Sandy brought up the issue of stopping.
"I still haven't figured that out," Hamtaro said. "I can't seem to think of anything."
"Well, one of us had better soon. We're almost back to the clubhouse," Sandy replied. As she spoke, she was pressing down on the floor with her feet, which made a hole around them.
"Hey, there's an idea," Hamtaro said, excitedly. "Now all we have to do is dig our heels in when we want to stop."
"Won't we both need to do it?" asked Sandy.
"I guess we will," Hamtaro said. "I guess that means I need a hole under my feet, too."
Hamtaro had just managed to kick a hole beneath him in time to stop before hitting the clubhouse and breaking something again.
This time, Howdy and Dexter had joined the others to see what was going on.
"How y'all doin'?" asked Howdy when Hamtaro and Sandy got out of the car.
"Just fine," Sandy replied.
"We found a way to stop the car, too," Hamtaro said.
"I see that," Dexter said. "It looks interesting."
"It's fun!" Sandy exclaimed. "Wanna try?"
"I don't know..." Dexter said nervously.
"It's not so bad," Oxnard chimed in. "Even I did it a couple times."
"You'll love it," Boss told them.
"It would be really great if you'd try it, Dexter," Pashmina said.
"I guess I'll try it then," Dexter said.
"In that case, count me in, too!" Howdy exclaimed.
Stay tuned for Segment Five: Hazardous Howdy and Dexter the Drivin'-Ham!