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Grand Theft Ham-Ham By Jesse Shearer
Grand Theft Auto produced by Rockstar Games Hamtaro distributed by ShoPro
Once again, this story is a crossover between Hamtaro and Grand Theft Auto 3, and therefore will have the Ham-Hams at least slightly out of character. Also, there will be instances of violence, suggestive dialog and/or swearing. If this isn't your idea of a good read, turn back now. If it is, by all means, continue.
Segment Six: Dexter's Been Drinking.
"How could you loose the car?" Boss asked angrily as Dexter and Howdy explained themselves. Hamtaro and Oxnard were there to hear the story as well.
"Like I said, Boss," Dexter explained, "we ran into a cat that could drive, so we got out and ran away."
"Right," Boss answered sarcastically. "A cat that could drive. And you managed to escape on foot. I think somebody spilled birdseed in your extra bowl of water last week and you drank it."
"He's telling the truth," Howdy said in an effort to defend Dexter. "I saw it, too."
"So you put him up to it, huh?" Boss asked. "Damned idiots."
"The good news is that Panda's building us another one anyway," Hamtaro said.
"He says it's supposed to be better than the one we found," Oxnard said.
"I guess there's that," Boss said. "I'm gonna go help him for a little bit. It might help me calm down."
"We'd like to do something to help too, if we could," Dexter said.
"After all, we're the ones that lost the other car," Howdy agreed.
"No, no. That's OK. I'd rather you didn't," Boss said before he left the clubhouse.
"But you can still have a look," Hamtaro told the others.
"It's really neat," Oxnard told them.
"Sure, why not?" Dexter decided.
"Sounds interesting," Howdy said. With that, the other Ham-Hams at the clubhouse went outside to see their new vehicle.
Look for Segment Seven: The Pandamobile in the yet-to-be-determined near future!
Grand Theft Ham-Ham By Jesse Shearer
Grand Theft Auto produced by Rockstar Games Hamtaro distributed by ShoPro
Once again, this story is a crossover between Hamtaro and Grand Theft Auto 3, and therefore will have the Ham-Hams at least slightly out of character. Also, there will be instances of violence, suggestive dialog and/or swearing. If this isn't your idea of a good read, turn back now. If it is, by all means, continue.
Segment Six: Dexter's Been Drinking.
"How could you loose the car?" Boss asked angrily as Dexter and Howdy explained themselves. Hamtaro and Oxnard were there to hear the story as well.
"Like I said, Boss," Dexter explained, "we ran into a cat that could drive, so we got out and ran away."
"Right," Boss answered sarcastically. "A cat that could drive. And you managed to escape on foot. I think somebody spilled birdseed in your extra bowl of water last week and you drank it."
"He's telling the truth," Howdy said in an effort to defend Dexter. "I saw it, too."
"So you put him up to it, huh?" Boss asked. "Damned idiots."
"The good news is that Panda's building us another one anyway," Hamtaro said.
"He says it's supposed to be better than the one we found," Oxnard said.
"I guess there's that," Boss said. "I'm gonna go help him for a little bit. It might help me calm down."
"We'd like to do something to help too, if we could," Dexter said.
"After all, we're the ones that lost the other car," Howdy agreed.
"No, no. That's OK. I'd rather you didn't," Boss said before he left the clubhouse.
"But you can still have a look," Hamtaro told the others.
"It's really neat," Oxnard told them.
"Sure, why not?" Dexter decided.
"Sounds interesting," Howdy said. With that, the other Ham-Hams at the clubhouse went outside to see their new vehicle.
Look for Segment Seven: The Pandamobile in the yet-to-be-determined near future!