Warp Power Studios and Theaters presents
A J. Michael Shearer production
Grand Theft Ham-Ham
By Jesse Shearer
If you've read this far, you probably already know about the warning. If
not, watch out for lots of crude language and behavior, and such.
Segment 7: The Pandamobile
Once the Ham-Hams had reached Panda's work area, Boss had calmed down enough
to work on the car.
"It looks nice, Panda," Hamtaro commented.
"Yes, it's almost done," the panda-patterned hamster said. "And I've added
some things to this one that the other one didn't have."
"Like what?" Oxnard asked.
"I managed to make a version of Maxwell's radio that can go two ways that
I've put in there," Panda explained. "Now whoever's driving can talk to the
Ham-Hams at the clubhouse."
"It sounds great!" Boss exclaimed. "I'll go get my tools so we can finish
this faster."
As Boss left, Jingle came from the same direction, riding his pig Herbert.
The others looked half annoyed.
"How's it going, Hambake?" Jingle asked Hamtaro as Herbert stopped.
"I could be better, but these two peabrains lost our new toy," Hamtaro
explained, making a point to embarrass Dexter and Howdy.
"So I heard," Jingle responded. "The wheels on the car go around and
around. What's good is bad and then good again."
"You on drugs or somethin'?" asked Howdy.
"Yeah, what are you trying to say?" Dexter asked.
"You lost one car just in time to get another," Jingle explained. "And now,
like a wheel, I must roll on."
"I'm glad he's gone," Hamtaro said as Jingle and Herbert slowly wandered
off.
"Me, too," Dexter agreed a moment before Boss returned.
"Where's my damned tools?" Boss asked, with a mix of confusion and
absent-mindedness in his voice.
"What's the matter, Boss?" Panda asked.
"Somebody took my toolbox," Boss said. "I know I left it right over there…"
"Well, Jingle did come from there as you were going that way," Dexter
commented.
"You don't suppose…" Hamtaro suggested, as everyone looked in the direction
that Jingle was headed.
To be continued soon in Segment 8: Jingle the Thief!
A J. Michael Shearer production
Grand Theft Ham-Ham
By Jesse Shearer
If you've read this far, you probably already know about the warning. If
not, watch out for lots of crude language and behavior, and such.
Segment 7: The Pandamobile
Once the Ham-Hams had reached Panda's work area, Boss had calmed down enough
to work on the car.
"It looks nice, Panda," Hamtaro commented.
"Yes, it's almost done," the panda-patterned hamster said. "And I've added
some things to this one that the other one didn't have."
"Like what?" Oxnard asked.
"I managed to make a version of Maxwell's radio that can go two ways that
I've put in there," Panda explained. "Now whoever's driving can talk to the
Ham-Hams at the clubhouse."
"It sounds great!" Boss exclaimed. "I'll go get my tools so we can finish
this faster."
As Boss left, Jingle came from the same direction, riding his pig Herbert.
The others looked half annoyed.
"How's it going, Hambake?" Jingle asked Hamtaro as Herbert stopped.
"I could be better, but these two peabrains lost our new toy," Hamtaro
explained, making a point to embarrass Dexter and Howdy.
"So I heard," Jingle responded. "The wheels on the car go around and
around. What's good is bad and then good again."
"You on drugs or somethin'?" asked Howdy.
"Yeah, what are you trying to say?" Dexter asked.
"You lost one car just in time to get another," Jingle explained. "And now,
like a wheel, I must roll on."
"I'm glad he's gone," Hamtaro said as Jingle and Herbert slowly wandered
off.
"Me, too," Dexter agreed a moment before Boss returned.
"Where's my damned tools?" Boss asked, with a mix of confusion and
absent-mindedness in his voice.
"What's the matter, Boss?" Panda asked.
"Somebody took my toolbox," Boss said. "I know I left it right over there…"
"Well, Jingle did come from there as you were going that way," Dexter
commented.
"You don't suppose…" Hamtaro suggested, as everyone looked in the direction
that Jingle was headed.
To be continued soon in Segment 8: Jingle the Thief!