Author notes; We would like to apologize for not updating...no we wouldn't. Though we shall explain. Due to an odd period of sanity followed by a panic to complete English folios and a rather extended period of attempting not to fail standard grade exams (we'll tell you how that went when we know) we have both been rather busy.
Much later on.
RW: I told you we wouldn't find anything today.
HP: Be silent! We found out many things.
RW: Like what?
HP: No! If you're too stupid not to realise then it's your own fault
RW: ...
HP: If figured it out, the assassin it's Snape!
RW: What?
HP: Snape is the assassin.
RW; Harry we weren't even looking for an assassin
HP: Yes we were stupid boy, what else do you think we were doing prowling around in the middle of the night totally unprotected instead of looking for someone that wants to kill me!? Honestly!
RW: Harry we were looking for the voices remember?
HP: You're hearing voices now?
RW: What? No! You were!
HP: I think maybe you should go back to sleep Ron, don't worry I'll explain all of it in the morning.
RW: Harry it is the morning.
HP: Then I shall explain straight away, of course i knew it was the morning it was just to test whither you were really sane or not, you know with you hearing voices now and everything. As I was saying, Snape is the assassin.
RW: Right, and how do you come by this?
HP: Well my first clue was that he's a greasy haired git.
RW: Right.
HP: The second was that he doesn't like me.
RW: Uh-huh.
HP: The third was that when we were out last night looking for assassins last night, we found him! So obviously he must be the assassin! Simple logic.
RW: Uhh...
HP: And his cunning plan by which he made us tell him that we were looking for assassins, hopefully he isn't smart enough to realise that we now know he's the assassin because when we were looking for the assassins, we found him, cunning, ay?
RW:...Yes Harry.
HP: And finally now here's the rally clever and ingenious part. His name!
RW: His name?
HP: Yes, you remember that Lord Vidlemort
RW: Voldemort.
HP: Yes, him, anyway the name Tom Malvolo Riddle makes I am Lord Voldemort.
RW: Yes...
HP: Well, if you take the name Severus Snape.
RW: (dubiously) Yes.
HP: It spells I am an assassin!
RW: Umm...
HP: Well, if you add an s and an i and another i and an m, and ignore the other letters. See! Now there is no doubt he is the assassin! Now, we only need to find out what his evil scheme is and stop him!
RW: Harry, we met McGonnagal last night to Harry, remember.
HP: We did?...I mean we did! Ahem. That must mean she's an assassin to! They must be working together to try and kill me!
RW: Why?
HP: Because I am Harry Potter! LORD OF THE UNIVERSE! Don't tempt my wrath, you allied yourself with Snape once before, don't think I've forgotten that!
RW: Harry that wasn't Snape!
HP: Deny it all you want! I know the truth. For I am Harry Potter! Lord of the Universe!
RW: Harry. I really don't' think that it's such a good idea to go looking for Snape and McGonnagal.
HP: Why not, too much of a coward?!
RW: No, I just don't think you should...uh, umm risk yourself like that.
HP: Ah, my faithful sidekick Weasel. Have no fear! I shall triumph for I am...
RW: Harry Potter, Lord of the Universe?
HP: YES!