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(Harry and Ron are sitting in the potions classroom alone.)
(Hermione walks in)
Hello Ron (Blanks Harry)
(Harry automatically blanks the blanking)
HP: Hermione! We know who the assassin is!
HG: What?
HP: The evil assassin who so viley murdered Crookshanks!
HG: That was you.
HP: No it wasn't.
HG: Yes it was.
HP: Shut up. Anyway as I was saying, Snape is trying to kill me.
HG: Despite the fact he saved your life.
HP: That was so he could kil me instead.
HG: Despite the fact it would have been easier to let someone else do it.
HP: Shut up! Amateur.
HG: Despite the fact that Dumbledore trusts him.
HP: IT's probably just part of Dumbledores cunning plan.
HG: Despite the fact that you have no evidence at all.
HP: Yes we do! The hairbrush with which he murdered Crookshanks! The fact that he's in Slytherin which automatically makes him evil!
RW: (sarcastically) Heaven knows that a quarter of the school has to be totally evil.
HP: (fails to recognise it) Yes! Now you're getting it Ron! And there's the fact that he has greasy hair! And that he doesn't worship me like the rest of the world does! And that he's tall, dark, mysterious and menacing in a manner that I totally don't find attractive in the slightest…
HG: Uh-huh
RW:…
(Snape walks in and glares)
RW: Arrrrgh we're all going to die!!!
HP: Run away run away run away
(Harry proceeds to run around in circles then runs straight into Snape)
HP: Arrrrggghhhhh it's him! Noooooo! Run for your lives from I shall save you for I am Harry Potter lord of the universe!!!!
(Harry proceeds to dance at Snape in an attempt to confuse him, then turns around and prances straight into the door.)
HG: Oh gods!
SS: I have you this time Potter! Assaulting a teacher and then a valuable door that has been here since before you were born! Door assaulting is a crime punishable by expulsion haha you are therefore…
(Completley randomly McGonagal walks in)
MM: What's going on here Severus?
SS: Minniflubish! Notagain!
MM: Are you quite alright?
SS: Perfectlyfineyoucompletecownowkindlybuggeroff!
RW: Umm…Professor Snape is…umm ill Professor McGonagal we were just going to call for help when the door assaulted Harry!
HP: (On the floor, half conscious) Uh…uhhh…run away he's going to kill us all…mmm
MM: Well it seems as if once again even though they've been caught in an extremely dodgy and suspicious situation that is nothing to do with them and punishment isn't needed!
SS: Yes it is! They need to be punished!
HP: mmm….run run run, all dead…
(Dumbledore walks around the corner)
MM and SS: Professor!
(They explain)
AD: Hmm I see…would you like a Sherbet lemon? All can be fixed with sherbet lemons!
HP: …pretty little ferrets…
SS: What?!
MM: Albus, don't you think that…
(Harry wakes up, sees Dumbldore McGonagal and Snape towering over him and jumps automatically to the best phrase to use in potential trouble,)
HP: I didn't do it!
AD: I belive you Harry (Dumbledore's eyes glitter and twinkle)
MM: There you are Severus completely innocent!
SS: What!!!??? Ugh! (storms off muttering)
MM: Poor man does have issues.