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"Now, so we're all clear" Principal Kelly looked at the Brotherhood over the rim of his glasses "there will be no power usage in this school."
"So what you gonna do about it if we use them?" Pietro zipped in front of Kelly and gave him an arrogant smirk.
"I'll expel you." Kelly looked Pietro in the eyes and prayed to God his bluff would work.
"Wouldn't that be some sort of record? Expelling the same group of students twice." Lance asked sarcastically.
"Very funny Mr. Alvers."
"Hey, we'll think about it. How about you give us our schedules so we can start the 'learning experience'?" Pietro gave Kelly an evil smirk and then he grabbed the schedules (at super speed) from his desk. The boys and Wanda then headed out of the office ignoring (or laughing) at the look of rage on Principal Kelly's face.
"Tah tah" Fred said as he waved good-bye.
"This is going to be a long day." Kelly muttered as he searched for his flask of whisky.
"Man, I feel like Moses." Lance muttered as the sea of students parted in front of him either because a) they were afraid of the Brotherhood or b) they didn't want to come in contact with the 'mutant filth'.
"Where are these classes?" Wanda frowned as she studied her schedule.
"Whoa, you're actually going to go to class?" Lance spun around and stared at Wanda like she had two heads.
"Yes, why wouldn't I?"
"Because sweet 'ums, it's class." Todd smiled up at here as if that explained everything.
"I know this sounds weird, but I honestly don't remember anything about my education or my old schools." The boys shot each other nervous glances as Wanda tried to piece together a lost part of her memories.
"Well, that's because…" Lance started as he searched his mind for a viable excuse mentally cursing the fact that Pietro had run off to flirt with some girls.
"You were home schooled!" Freddy spoke up.
"Yeah, home schooled!" Lance reiterated.
"Really?" All three boys nodded their heads vigorously in agreement. "Maybe, but I still don't remember it."
"Hey Freddy, doesn't that kid owe us money?" Lance said pointing at some unfortunate freshman.
"Yeah he does!" Freddy exclaimed "come on Todd, let's collect." With that the three boys walked purposely over to a now terrified freshman leaving Wanda alone in the hall.
"Weird." She muttered.
"Remind me the next time I see Magneto to tell him he needs to more thorough in his brainwashing." Lance muttered under his breath as he slammed the unfortunate scapegoat into a locker. Todd and Freddy nodded in unison.
"So ladies, doing anything after school?" Pietro flashed a group of three girls a smile causing them to giggle.
"Depends" the lead one, a brunette, said "on what you're doing for lunch." Pietro leaned against the lockers with arms crossed and smiled.
"Really?" he asked arching his eyebrow.
"Yeah, oh Principal Kelly!" The brunette and her companies turned with a start to see Principal Kelly glaring over them.
"I believe that was the late bell." He stated coolly, focusing his eyes on Pietro who just smiled.
"Uh, right. We'll see you around Pietro" the trio cooed sweetly as they rushed off to class.
"Well Mr. Maximoff?" Kelly looked to Pietro who had yet to move. Pietro studied the principal weighing his options. He could easily skip school but if Wanda was right, and Pietro believed she was, then any failure in school could mean trouble with Magneto, and all Pietro ever really wanted was his father's approval, as incredibly dorkish as that sounded.
"Don't worry I'm going. I just thought you didn't want me running in the halls." Pietro waved by to Kelly as he walked, slowly, to his first class.
"I'll be watching you." Kelly's eyes narrowed as the ever cocky Pietro walked away. "And I'll be there when you do run."
"I swear the teachers hate me!" Todd grunted as he tried to carry his load of homework back to his locker "I mean, it's only second period!"
"Maybe it's your aroma" Lance held his nose and gave Todd a look of mock disgust, the brotherhood boys had gotten somewhat use to Todd's perpetual lack of hygiene but it didn't change the fact that he stank.
"It's not funny yo."
"Just don't do it. I don't see why Pietro insist we come ahh" Lance let out a cry as he walked right into someone and then fell to the ground.
"Whaa—" Todd then tripped over Lance's sprawled body sending books and papers flying and landing on top of Lance and the unfortunate person he ran into.
"And I thought I was clumsy." Freddy observed.
"Get off Todd!"
"Ow ow ow, I'm getting." Todd extracted himself from the fallen bodies and started gathering his homework which had spread throughout the entire hall.
"You get off" and irate female voice said from beneath the pile.
"Hey sorry you ran into, Kitty!?!"
"Lance!?!" Kitty and Lance stared at each other, both still on the hall floor.
"Kitty and Lance sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G" Todd and Freddy both started singing and amazingly in tune.
"Shut up!" Lance yelled at them. Then a piece of plaster hit both of them on the head.
Wanda frowned. Her first day of school has not gone well. First she couldn't get her locker to work and none of the brotherhood members were around to help. Then some loser who had clearly not showered at all that week (what was with her and attracting unhygienic men?) came and helped her with her locker, then proceeded to follow her around until she blasted him through a window.
Then she got to her first class and was immediately called back to the office to talk to Principal Kelly. Wanda figured he was going to yell at her for using her powers but it turned out that news doesn't travel that quickly.
"What do you want now?" She asked surly as she entered Kelly's office.
"Hmmm… I can see your brother and you have the same manners." He replied sarcastically. Wanda just glared at him.
"Then again that's not really important." He added nervously. "The reason you were called back here is it seems we don't have any of your old school records."
"Yeah, well I was home schooled." At least she thought she was.
"Oh, then can we talk to your parent slash guardian so we can get some ideas of your academic standing?"
"Uh, that's actually impossible." Wanda said as she tried to picture Kelly talking to her father. Then she started laughing.
"Oh well" Kelly tried to continue but Wanda wouldn't stop giggling. "Uh, Ms. Maximoff, um, could you listen please. Hello?" But Wanda kept ignoring him. Kelly sighed and reached again for his whisky, only to find he had finished it this morning. "Damn" he muttered as Wanda fell out of her chair because she was laughing so hard.
A/N (This is for The Scribe)
"Wow, they let the Brotherhood back in?" Bobby gave Amara a frightened look.
"Yeah, I tried to talk to Jean but she was so pissed about the matter that…" Amara finished her sentence with a shrug.
"Man this stinks."
"What are you talking about Iceman?" Ray slapped Bobby on the shoulder "just think about how cool school's going to now that they're here?"
"But won't they cause trouble and everything?" Amara asked.
"Yeah!" Ray's face lit up while Bobby and Amara gave each other nervous glances.
"Let's see, if you mix this with that."
"Hey Pietro, I didn't realize you had Chemistry." Lance said as he walked into his class with Kitty.
"I don't." Pietro responded as he mixed in a few more chemicals.
"Uh, are you supposed to be doing that?" Kitty glanced nervously at the strangely colored test tube.
"Don't worry." Pietro smiled evilly as he held up his finished product. "Hey Lance, do you know if Kelly is in his office?" Lance shook his head. "Oh well, he has to go there eventually, bye." With that Pietro sped off.
"Does he know we're not suppose to use our powers in school?" Kitty asked Lance.
"Yeah. But you know what I like Kitty? The fact that you're more concerned about Pietro using his powers than what he plans to do to Kelly."
"Yeah, well, Kelly's a jerk you know. So as long as Pietro doesn't kill him."
A/N: Yay, another chapter done. Hopefully this story gets better, please review.