Crash Bandicoot : Merged Realms
One morning in Australia, on N.Sanity island, Crash Bandicoot was having a jet-ski race with Crunch. Coco was sitting outside their hut, which was overlooking the sea, typing on her laptop for some unknown reason, and Aku Aku was sitting on the beach, spectating the jet ski race. Then everyone looked up in amazement as the sky turned grey and a portal appeared from nowhere, out of which dropped a purple ... Dragon! As the dragon got back on it's feet it looked around and saw Crash (who had just stopped the race with Crunch to see what had happened) and the gang.
"Who are you?" the purple dragon asked, to which Crash replied,
"I'm Crash Bandicoot, what about you?"
"My name is Spyro the dragon" he replied
"A dragon!" remarked Coco, "wow!"
"Haven't you guys seen a dragon before?" Spyro asked
"No,"said Crash, "this is Australia"
"Australia!" shrieked Spyro "where is that?"
"It's not in the dragon kingdom," replied Aku Aku "how did you get here?"
"I was following a tyrant called Ripto who was causing havoc to my realm, and I followed him through this portal" explained Spyro "Whoa, a floating mask! Am I in adifferent dimension?"
"I'm afraid you are, my friend" said Aku Aku, "This 'Ripto' must have travelled here too!"
"What are you anyway?" asked Spyro "Some sort of dogs?"
Then Crash, Crunch and Coco all shouted "We're Bandicoots!"
"And I"said Aku Aku, "am the spirit of an ancient witch doctor named 'Aku Aku'. My friends here are Crash, Coco and Crunch Bandicoot"
"Well I guess I should start to look for Ripto again" said Spyro, "I don't know what he could be getting up to"
"wait, Spyro," said Crash, "There is an evil villain here called 'Dr. Neo Cortex' and he and his minions are always causing trouble. If he teams up with Ripto there's no telling what deeds they could do. We will come with you and help get rid of Ripto and save the world, again, from Cortex"
"Alright, let's go guys, i'll tell you about my adventures on the way." said Spyro, and with that Spyro and Crash told their stories on their walk through N.Sanity jungle.
Their adventure begins ....
Spyro, Crash, Coco, Crunch and Aku Aku had been walking for three hours now.
"Doesn't this forest ever stop?" asked Spyro
"Yes, Spyro," said Crash, "We're nearly at the Great Gate."
"Great Gate?" queried Spyro, as they leapt over another bottomless pit and dodged a rolling stone.
"Neo Cortex built it." said Aku Aku, "if we want to continue, we'll have to climb it"
Soon they arrived at the great gate, and Spyro saw how 'Great' it was
"But how do we climb it?" asked Spyro
"We use these Trampoline-in-a-box" replied Crash, and with that he bounced from one to another suspended in the air, then another and up to one of the many platforms. Aku Aku simply floated up and Coco and Crunch followed after.
"Your turn, Spyro" said Crash
Spyro gulped and bounced on the three boxes and landed on the platform.
"I made it!" said Spyro
"Well done, only a few more platforms to go" aid Crash, and the team began walking again
Meanwhile, on Cortex island, Dr. Neo Cortex and his new accomplice Ripto have just completed a secret project with the help of Ripto's scepter.
"Brilliant, Ripto." Rejoiced Cortex, "Your crystal has completed my top secret weapon. Now we can get rid of that infernal bandicoot!"
"And that pesky dragon!" added Ripto
"Of course," said Cortex, "I'm glad you found me now, N.Gin cold never get it right."
"Never get it right, eh?" said N.Gin, who was watching on the surveilance cameras, "I'll show him, I'll build a device so powerful, that Cortex will wonder why he even bothered with that... thing!" and he began planning an invention.
Meanwhile, our heroes were on the last platform of the Great Gate. Spyro saw the big spiky poles smashing onto the platform.
"Wow, said Spyro, "that looks dangerous.
"Duh!" said Coco
"shut up, Coco" said Crash, "I remember you losing five lives just to get past the first turtle"
Spyro smirked.
"Look, let's just go shall we!?" Coco said quickly
"You just need to time it properly" said Crash, and then he jumped over the gap when the pole was at the top, and then it slammed down when Crash ran out of the way. Coco, Aku Aku and Crunch followed.
"Come on Spyro," said Crunch, "you try"
"and watch out for the upturned turtle!" shouted Coco, but it was too late, Spyro had hit the turtle and landed on top of the pole.
"Oww," moaned Spyro, "this spike is sticking up my.."
"okay, we get your *point*" said Crash hurridely.
"Now's not the time for jokes!" said Coco
"I wasn't joking" said Crash
"Coco you have a sick sense of humour!" said Spyro, "Ouch, can you *please* help me down?"
So Crash sarted spinning at the pole. "Ouch he shrieked, I can't get you down without hurting myself" he said Aku Aku was getting bored so he shot lasers from his eyes, which hit the pole and knocked it onto the turtle, which dissapeared, which turtles tend to do.
"Wow" said Crash, "good thinking, knocking the pole down so Spyro cold get off"
"Huh?" said Aku Aku, "Oh, I wasn't aiming for the pole."
"Thanks" said Spyro sarcastically
"Stop being sarcastic" said Crash
"I like being sarcastic" said Spyro sadly, still rubbing his behind. So, after resting for Spyro to... get better, they progressed along and they came to the warp pad.
"Is this like a portal?" said Spyro
"Yes," said Coco, "mostly"
"How do you know what a portal looks like?" asked Spyro
"I played your game 'Spyro: Year of the Dragon'" she replied
"Did you like it?" asked Spyro
"Mostly," Coco said "but I got stuck on the first level, I kept getting killed by those dinosaurs with the clubs. It is hard, you know"
"Yeah right" chuckled Crash, and he coughed out "loser!"
"Well how far have you ever got on it?" said Coco
"I've... got far!" he said.
"oh yeah?" said Coco
"Yeah!"
"oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"oh yeah?
"Yeah!"
"Oh.."
"Look let's just get on with it shall we?!" said Aku Aku, who was now very aggrivated, and he floated into the portal."
"What's up with him?" asked Spyro
"It's his 'time of the month'" said Crash
"I... see." said Spyro, "well let's just go through then shall we, I'm getting sick of this level and a turtle keeps running up to me, pinching my .. rear end, and running off before I can catch him"
They all stared at him.
"What?" asked Spyro
They just shrugged and walked into the portal.
"What?," said Spyro, "what's so wierd about getting your butt pinched by a turtle"
..but everyone had already left.
"Wait for me!" he shouted, "Oh, they're gone. Oh wait I'm talking to myself." "That's the first sign of insanity," "what's the second sign?" "answering back" "Oh, is it?"
Spyro slapped himself an jumped into the portal. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Hey what's that line doing there" said Spyro before he dissapeared
"Whatever" said the author, "Oh, I'm the author. I'm going insane. Oh wait I already am insane"
"Whatever" I say again, and I end the chapter. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Next: Boulders* * a Boulder is a big rock
Reader: "yes we know what boulders are!"
Author: "Shut up, I'll tell you if I wanna End Chapter.
End.
END ALREADY!!! Yes sir
One morning in Australia, on N.Sanity island, Crash Bandicoot was having a jet-ski race with Crunch. Coco was sitting outside their hut, which was overlooking the sea, typing on her laptop for some unknown reason, and Aku Aku was sitting on the beach, spectating the jet ski race. Then everyone looked up in amazement as the sky turned grey and a portal appeared from nowhere, out of which dropped a purple ... Dragon! As the dragon got back on it's feet it looked around and saw Crash (who had just stopped the race with Crunch to see what had happened) and the gang.
"Who are you?" the purple dragon asked, to which Crash replied,
"I'm Crash Bandicoot, what about you?"
"My name is Spyro the dragon" he replied
"A dragon!" remarked Coco, "wow!"
"Haven't you guys seen a dragon before?" Spyro asked
"No,"said Crash, "this is Australia"
"Australia!" shrieked Spyro "where is that?"
"It's not in the dragon kingdom," replied Aku Aku "how did you get here?"
"I was following a tyrant called Ripto who was causing havoc to my realm, and I followed him through this portal" explained Spyro "Whoa, a floating mask! Am I in adifferent dimension?"
"I'm afraid you are, my friend" said Aku Aku, "This 'Ripto' must have travelled here too!"
"What are you anyway?" asked Spyro "Some sort of dogs?"
Then Crash, Crunch and Coco all shouted "We're Bandicoots!"
"And I"said Aku Aku, "am the spirit of an ancient witch doctor named 'Aku Aku'. My friends here are Crash, Coco and Crunch Bandicoot"
"Well I guess I should start to look for Ripto again" said Spyro, "I don't know what he could be getting up to"
"wait, Spyro," said Crash, "There is an evil villain here called 'Dr. Neo Cortex' and he and his minions are always causing trouble. If he teams up with Ripto there's no telling what deeds they could do. We will come with you and help get rid of Ripto and save the world, again, from Cortex"
"Alright, let's go guys, i'll tell you about my adventures on the way." said Spyro, and with that Spyro and Crash told their stories on their walk through N.Sanity jungle.
Their adventure begins ....
Spyro, Crash, Coco, Crunch and Aku Aku had been walking for three hours now.
"Doesn't this forest ever stop?" asked Spyro
"Yes, Spyro," said Crash, "We're nearly at the Great Gate."
"Great Gate?" queried Spyro, as they leapt over another bottomless pit and dodged a rolling stone.
"Neo Cortex built it." said Aku Aku, "if we want to continue, we'll have to climb it"
Soon they arrived at the great gate, and Spyro saw how 'Great' it was
"But how do we climb it?" asked Spyro
"We use these Trampoline-in-a-box" replied Crash, and with that he bounced from one to another suspended in the air, then another and up to one of the many platforms. Aku Aku simply floated up and Coco and Crunch followed after.
"Your turn, Spyro" said Crash
Spyro gulped and bounced on the three boxes and landed on the platform.
"I made it!" said Spyro
"Well done, only a few more platforms to go" aid Crash, and the team began walking again
Meanwhile, on Cortex island, Dr. Neo Cortex and his new accomplice Ripto have just completed a secret project with the help of Ripto's scepter.
"Brilliant, Ripto." Rejoiced Cortex, "Your crystal has completed my top secret weapon. Now we can get rid of that infernal bandicoot!"
"And that pesky dragon!" added Ripto
"Of course," said Cortex, "I'm glad you found me now, N.Gin cold never get it right."
"Never get it right, eh?" said N.Gin, who was watching on the surveilance cameras, "I'll show him, I'll build a device so powerful, that Cortex will wonder why he even bothered with that... thing!" and he began planning an invention.
Meanwhile, our heroes were on the last platform of the Great Gate. Spyro saw the big spiky poles smashing onto the platform.
"Wow, said Spyro, "that looks dangerous.
"Duh!" said Coco
"shut up, Coco" said Crash, "I remember you losing five lives just to get past the first turtle"
Spyro smirked.
"Look, let's just go shall we!?" Coco said quickly
"You just need to time it properly" said Crash, and then he jumped over the gap when the pole was at the top, and then it slammed down when Crash ran out of the way. Coco, Aku Aku and Crunch followed.
"Come on Spyro," said Crunch, "you try"
"and watch out for the upturned turtle!" shouted Coco, but it was too late, Spyro had hit the turtle and landed on top of the pole.
"Oww," moaned Spyro, "this spike is sticking up my.."
"okay, we get your *point*" said Crash hurridely.
"Now's not the time for jokes!" said Coco
"I wasn't joking" said Crash
"Coco you have a sick sense of humour!" said Spyro, "Ouch, can you *please* help me down?"
So Crash sarted spinning at the pole. "Ouch he shrieked, I can't get you down without hurting myself" he said Aku Aku was getting bored so he shot lasers from his eyes, which hit the pole and knocked it onto the turtle, which dissapeared, which turtles tend to do.
"Wow" said Crash, "good thinking, knocking the pole down so Spyro cold get off"
"Huh?" said Aku Aku, "Oh, I wasn't aiming for the pole."
"Thanks" said Spyro sarcastically
"Stop being sarcastic" said Crash
"I like being sarcastic" said Spyro sadly, still rubbing his behind. So, after resting for Spyro to... get better, they progressed along and they came to the warp pad.
"Is this like a portal?" said Spyro
"Yes," said Coco, "mostly"
"How do you know what a portal looks like?" asked Spyro
"I played your game 'Spyro: Year of the Dragon'" she replied
"Did you like it?" asked Spyro
"Mostly," Coco said "but I got stuck on the first level, I kept getting killed by those dinosaurs with the clubs. It is hard, you know"
"Yeah right" chuckled Crash, and he coughed out "loser!"
"Well how far have you ever got on it?" said Coco
"I've... got far!" he said.
"oh yeah?" said Coco
"Yeah!"
"oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"oh yeah?
"Yeah!"
"Oh.."
"Look let's just get on with it shall we?!" said Aku Aku, who was now very aggrivated, and he floated into the portal."
"What's up with him?" asked Spyro
"It's his 'time of the month'" said Crash
"I... see." said Spyro, "well let's just go through then shall we, I'm getting sick of this level and a turtle keeps running up to me, pinching my .. rear end, and running off before I can catch him"
They all stared at him.
"What?" asked Spyro
They just shrugged and walked into the portal.
"What?," said Spyro, "what's so wierd about getting your butt pinched by a turtle"
..but everyone had already left.
"Wait for me!" he shouted, "Oh, they're gone. Oh wait I'm talking to myself." "That's the first sign of insanity," "what's the second sign?" "answering back" "Oh, is it?"
Spyro slapped himself an jumped into the portal. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Hey what's that line doing there" said Spyro before he dissapeared
"Whatever" said the author, "Oh, I'm the author. I'm going insane. Oh wait I already am insane"
"Whatever" I say again, and I end the chapter. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Next: Boulders* * a Boulder is a big rock
Reader: "yes we know what boulders are!"
Author: "Shut up, I'll tell you if I wanna End Chapter.
End.
END ALREADY!!! Yes sir