Chapter 2: Boulders
Crash, Coco, Crunch, Spyro and Aku Aku arrived at the next level called Boulders "I love this shelter!" exclaimed Crash as he munched through his 100th Wumpa fruit, "Hey look, I got an extra life"
"What happens now?" asked Spyro. Crash jumped to his feet
"We have to leg it down this hill jumping over various pits and fences and swerving around big posts whilst at the same time being chased by huge rocks" Crash said in one breath.
"You mean Boulders" corrected Spyro
"Rocks, Boulders, same thing" said Crash, "Hey how come you know so much all of a sudden?"
Spyro replied, "Well you've got nine freaking games out for gods sake, and I've completed every one of 'em."
"So how come you didn't know what to do on the last level?" Crash asked
"Um.. Well.. uh.. no reason." stuttered Spyro, "All right I confess, I'm forgetful!"
"Well we could've told you that," joked Crash.
Crash, Coco, Crunch and Sonic all laughed.
"Well thanks alot" said Spyro sarcastically
"I told you to stop being sarcastic," said Crash, "wait a minute, Sonic?"
"What's Sonic doing here?" asked Spyro
"I was following Robotnik and he made a portal came to here," said Sonic, "and he's joined up with Cortex and Ripto.
"No surprise there," said Crash, "How do you know about Ripto and Cortex?"
"Played your games" said Sonic
"Where's Tails?" asked Coco
"Oh, he got squashed by a boulder," said Sonic, "I don't really care, I'm actuallty glad. I hate the little scrawny wimp!"
"Everybody hates him," said Crunch.
"True" said Aku Aku
"Well let's get on then, or they might blow up the world!" said Crash
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On Cortex island....
"I know!" said Cortex, "let's blow up the world!"
"Fine with me" said Robotnik
"Yep, I'm okay with that" said Ripto
So they began deviously devising a devious plan.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Back to our heroes....
"Who would put obstacles in the way?" asked Spyro
"An idiot," replied Crash, " like Coco."
"Hey" shouted Coco
"Okay," said Aku Aku, "on the count of three .. 1...2...Bananas!"
They all stared at the witch doctor.
"What sometimes *I* have to have fun too" he said
"Shut up Aku Aku, or I'll use you as firewood" thereatened Crash, "this time I'll say go"
"Ready," he said, "3...2...1..."
"Hold on!" said a blue wolf, "I wasn't ready"
"Nazza!?" said Coco, "What are you doing here. Shouldn't you be writing your fanfics?"
"Oh, Yeah, I'll go now" he said, and with that, he sprouted wings, and flew away.
"Right now, as I was saying," continued Crash, " 3..2..1.."
"Uh, Crash" said Coco
"What now!" said Crash, who was getting very angry. Then he got knocked down a hole by a venus fly trap plant thing.
"Tried to warn him." said Coco
Then Crash climbed climbed back out of the hole and chopped the plant up.
"Right, now," began Crash, and he dusted himself off, "1..2..3!!!"
Finally, the team raced down the hill and jumped over the first hole. Coco was getting behind, so Sonic fell back and drop kicked her to the next shelter. Crash and Spyro saw her fly over them.
"Haha," laughed Crash, "Coco can fly"
Soon, after jumping all the holes and tripping and rolling over fences, the team reached Coco, who was unconcious with a box on her head.
"Wow Sonic," said Crunch, "You shut her up... for once."
"That box is a wumpa fruit box," said Spyro, "She'll be covered with the stuff"
Crash took the box off Coco's head, and it was hideous.
"It's hideous!" said Sonic
"Of course it's hideous," said Crash, "It's Coco"
"I heard that!" said Coco
"Oh great," said Crash "I needed ONE more fruit and you have to splat them all. There's no more around."
"Well lets just get to the next shelter" said Aku Aku, "I'm getting SICK of your company!"
"Is it still his 'time of the month'" asked Spyro so only Crash could hear.
"Time of the month!" Aku Aku boomed, "What are you talking about?"
"Hey," said Spyro, "how could you hear me. I was talking so only Crash could hear, as I shall now quote from earlier from earlier in the story:
QUOTE:::
"Is it still his 'time of the month'" asked Spyro so only Crash could hear.
END QUOTE:::
"I hear all" said Aku Aku
EERIE MUSIC....
"Sorry," said Spyro, "forgot to turn my radio off" and with that he turned his radio off.
"Who the hell keeps writing little bits of information after our speech and about what we do?" queried Coco
Author: Because people wouldn't understand what I was writing about if I didn't.
"It's god!" said Sonic
Author: no, dimwit, I am the author
"Mr. Author," began Spyro, "may I call you mr.author?"
"No!"
"Well, anyway" continued Spyro, I'd just like to say something, no one understands you anyway!"
Author: Shut up! Now get on with the story, I ain't paying you for nothing.
"Um, you aren't paying us anyway" said Crash
Author: I don't care, just get on with the story. The reader is getting impatient.
Back to the story...
"Are you ready to leg it again" said Crash
"As ready as I'll ever be" said Spyro
"Okay then," Crash began, "3..2..1..GO!"
Sonic grabbed Coco because he knew she'd be as slow as .. a slow thing, and sped off down the hill jumping over the pits of death and jumping over the stupid fences, and swerving round the big.. stick things and jumping on the big moving pillars until they reached the last shelter when Sonic threw Coco, who was still dazed, into the only box of wumpa fruit.
"Not again," sighed Crash, "Come on I want another life! help me out here."
"What do you mean *another* life, you didn't have one in the first place." Coco smirked
Everyone stared at Coco.
"How come," said Coco, "you always laugh at Crash's jokes, or jokes about me, but never when I tell a joke?"
"Because your crap!" said Aku Aku
"Actually," said Spyro, "I kinda like Aku Aku when he's angry."
"You shut up" said the witch doctor, "you're just a gay freak!"
"Okay I hate him again," said Spyro, "kill him"
Crash pulled out his wumpa fruit bazooka.
"Please," cried Aku Aku, "I can change!"
"Yeah like that'll ever happen," remarked Crash,
"So what, just don't kill me anyway." the wise (cough) mask said.
Crash shrugged, "Okay", and put away his bazooka.
"and mr.author," said Aku Aku, "I am wise, coughing to make me sound crap. How lame!"
Author: Shut up. never refer to me again.
"Crash", said Spyro, "If you wanted wumpa fruit why didn't you just eat the one out of the bazooka?"
"Oh yeah" said Crash, and he munched a wumpa fruit, and everyone saw the Crash face symbol rise to the top where all the stats are"
Spyro flamed the stats and they melted away. Just then, tons of wumpa fruit fell from the sky. "Oh no," Crash fainted.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- on Cortex island...
"No, Ripto!," said Cortex, "that is the 'shower the world in wumpa fruit' button."
"Oh," said Ripto, "well where's the 'destroy the world button'?"
"I haven't invented it yet." said Cortex
"Well let's invent it then," said Robotnik, "I don't get payed for nothing. Yes I know I don't get paid but it's a figure of speech"
"World destruct button,eh" said N.Gin, watching from the surveilance cameras, "I'll invent that, and then Cortex will have to take me back, because I'll blow up the world with him on it!" and he began work.
Author: Reader, notice that N.Gin is going insane. This is partly because he has started talking to himself, but partly because Cortex doesn't sleep with him anymore... I mean.. whoa, is that the time, I better go!
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When Crash had been revivied, our team of heroes ran from the next boulder. I won't go into detail because you pretty much know what happens. They jump, they swerve, yada yada yada.. blah blah blah ... and end up at the warp pad. Crah was still moaning about the wumpa fruit when Spyro came back from the warp pad (as everyone had just jumped in) and yanked Crash into the warp pad and onto the next level, Upstream.
Next: Upstream
You aren't gonna end the fic like last time are you?
No
Well stop then
Stop
STOP!!! Doest thou like it so far? R+R please
Crash, Coco, Crunch, Spyro and Aku Aku arrived at the next level called Boulders "I love this shelter!" exclaimed Crash as he munched through his 100th Wumpa fruit, "Hey look, I got an extra life"
"What happens now?" asked Spyro. Crash jumped to his feet
"We have to leg it down this hill jumping over various pits and fences and swerving around big posts whilst at the same time being chased by huge rocks" Crash said in one breath.
"You mean Boulders" corrected Spyro
"Rocks, Boulders, same thing" said Crash, "Hey how come you know so much all of a sudden?"
Spyro replied, "Well you've got nine freaking games out for gods sake, and I've completed every one of 'em."
"So how come you didn't know what to do on the last level?" Crash asked
"Um.. Well.. uh.. no reason." stuttered Spyro, "All right I confess, I'm forgetful!"
"Well we could've told you that," joked Crash.
Crash, Coco, Crunch and Sonic all laughed.
"Well thanks alot" said Spyro sarcastically
"I told you to stop being sarcastic," said Crash, "wait a minute, Sonic?"
"What's Sonic doing here?" asked Spyro
"I was following Robotnik and he made a portal came to here," said Sonic, "and he's joined up with Cortex and Ripto.
"No surprise there," said Crash, "How do you know about Ripto and Cortex?"
"Played your games" said Sonic
"Where's Tails?" asked Coco
"Oh, he got squashed by a boulder," said Sonic, "I don't really care, I'm actuallty glad. I hate the little scrawny wimp!"
"Everybody hates him," said Crunch.
"True" said Aku Aku
"Well let's get on then, or they might blow up the world!" said Crash
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On Cortex island....
"I know!" said Cortex, "let's blow up the world!"
"Fine with me" said Robotnik
"Yep, I'm okay with that" said Ripto
So they began deviously devising a devious plan.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Back to our heroes....
"Who would put obstacles in the way?" asked Spyro
"An idiot," replied Crash, " like Coco."
"Hey" shouted Coco
"Okay," said Aku Aku, "on the count of three .. 1...2...Bananas!"
They all stared at the witch doctor.
"What sometimes *I* have to have fun too" he said
"Shut up Aku Aku, or I'll use you as firewood" thereatened Crash, "this time I'll say go"
"Ready," he said, "3...2...1..."
"Hold on!" said a blue wolf, "I wasn't ready"
"Nazza!?" said Coco, "What are you doing here. Shouldn't you be writing your fanfics?"
"Oh, Yeah, I'll go now" he said, and with that, he sprouted wings, and flew away.
"Right now, as I was saying," continued Crash, " 3..2..1.."
"Uh, Crash" said Coco
"What now!" said Crash, who was getting very angry. Then he got knocked down a hole by a venus fly trap plant thing.
"Tried to warn him." said Coco
Then Crash climbed climbed back out of the hole and chopped the plant up.
"Right, now," began Crash, and he dusted himself off, "1..2..3!!!"
Finally, the team raced down the hill and jumped over the first hole. Coco was getting behind, so Sonic fell back and drop kicked her to the next shelter. Crash and Spyro saw her fly over them.
"Haha," laughed Crash, "Coco can fly"
Soon, after jumping all the holes and tripping and rolling over fences, the team reached Coco, who was unconcious with a box on her head.
"Wow Sonic," said Crunch, "You shut her up... for once."
"That box is a wumpa fruit box," said Spyro, "She'll be covered with the stuff"
Crash took the box off Coco's head, and it was hideous.
"It's hideous!" said Sonic
"Of course it's hideous," said Crash, "It's Coco"
"I heard that!" said Coco
"Oh great," said Crash "I needed ONE more fruit and you have to splat them all. There's no more around."
"Well lets just get to the next shelter" said Aku Aku, "I'm getting SICK of your company!"
"Is it still his 'time of the month'" asked Spyro so only Crash could hear.
"Time of the month!" Aku Aku boomed, "What are you talking about?"
"Hey," said Spyro, "how could you hear me. I was talking so only Crash could hear, as I shall now quote from earlier from earlier in the story:
QUOTE:::
"Is it still his 'time of the month'" asked Spyro so only Crash could hear.
END QUOTE:::
"I hear all" said Aku Aku
EERIE MUSIC....
"Sorry," said Spyro, "forgot to turn my radio off" and with that he turned his radio off.
"Who the hell keeps writing little bits of information after our speech and about what we do?" queried Coco
Author: Because people wouldn't understand what I was writing about if I didn't.
"It's god!" said Sonic
Author: no, dimwit, I am the author
"Mr. Author," began Spyro, "may I call you mr.author?"
"No!"
"Well, anyway" continued Spyro, I'd just like to say something, no one understands you anyway!"
Author: Shut up! Now get on with the story, I ain't paying you for nothing.
"Um, you aren't paying us anyway" said Crash
Author: I don't care, just get on with the story. The reader is getting impatient.
Back to the story...
"Are you ready to leg it again" said Crash
"As ready as I'll ever be" said Spyro
"Okay then," Crash began, "3..2..1..GO!"
Sonic grabbed Coco because he knew she'd be as slow as .. a slow thing, and sped off down the hill jumping over the pits of death and jumping over the stupid fences, and swerving round the big.. stick things and jumping on the big moving pillars until they reached the last shelter when Sonic threw Coco, who was still dazed, into the only box of wumpa fruit.
"Not again," sighed Crash, "Come on I want another life! help me out here."
"What do you mean *another* life, you didn't have one in the first place." Coco smirked
Everyone stared at Coco.
"How come," said Coco, "you always laugh at Crash's jokes, or jokes about me, but never when I tell a joke?"
"Because your crap!" said Aku Aku
"Actually," said Spyro, "I kinda like Aku Aku when he's angry."
"You shut up" said the witch doctor, "you're just a gay freak!"
"Okay I hate him again," said Spyro, "kill him"
Crash pulled out his wumpa fruit bazooka.
"Please," cried Aku Aku, "I can change!"
"Yeah like that'll ever happen," remarked Crash,
"So what, just don't kill me anyway." the wise (cough) mask said.
Crash shrugged, "Okay", and put away his bazooka.
"and mr.author," said Aku Aku, "I am wise, coughing to make me sound crap. How lame!"
Author: Shut up. never refer to me again.
"Crash", said Spyro, "If you wanted wumpa fruit why didn't you just eat the one out of the bazooka?"
"Oh yeah" said Crash, and he munched a wumpa fruit, and everyone saw the Crash face symbol rise to the top where all the stats are"
Spyro flamed the stats and they melted away. Just then, tons of wumpa fruit fell from the sky. "Oh no," Crash fainted.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- on Cortex island...
"No, Ripto!," said Cortex, "that is the 'shower the world in wumpa fruit' button."
"Oh," said Ripto, "well where's the 'destroy the world button'?"
"I haven't invented it yet." said Cortex
"Well let's invent it then," said Robotnik, "I don't get payed for nothing. Yes I know I don't get paid but it's a figure of speech"
"World destruct button,eh" said N.Gin, watching from the surveilance cameras, "I'll invent that, and then Cortex will have to take me back, because I'll blow up the world with him on it!" and he began work.
Author: Reader, notice that N.Gin is going insane. This is partly because he has started talking to himself, but partly because Cortex doesn't sleep with him anymore... I mean.. whoa, is that the time, I better go!
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When Crash had been revivied, our team of heroes ran from the next boulder. I won't go into detail because you pretty much know what happens. They jump, they swerve, yada yada yada.. blah blah blah ... and end up at the warp pad. Crah was still moaning about the wumpa fruit when Spyro came back from the warp pad (as everyone had just jumped in) and yanked Crash into the warp pad and onto the next level, Upstream.
Next: Upstream
You aren't gonna end the fic like last time are you?
No
Well stop then
Stop
STOP!!! Doest thou like it so far? R+R please