Did you like Sonic choking on his drool last chapter? You'll like this chapter when Crash
chokes on a wumpa fruit then.
Chapter 4: Papu Papu
Crash, Coco, Spyro and Sonic had reached the first boss level, Papu Papu
"What is this levl called?" asked Spyro
CheatMasta: Duh, I just told you!
"It is called Papu Papu" said Crash
"Pupu Pupu!?" exclaimed Sonic
"No, Papu Papu" Coco corrected
"Oh, I thought you ment the big fat one with the stick" said Spyro
"Yep, that's the one." said Crash
"I could never get past that level." said Sonic
"Come on, Sonic" said Coco, "that level's easy. You'd have to be a loser to not be able to do that"
"Shut up," said Crash, "Who got stuck on the FIRST level, on the FIRST crab!?"
"Never mind," said Coco, "Let's just go into his hut"
The four had been hiding in some bushes outside Papu's hut. They entered his hut, to find a sleeping Papu Papu.
Suddenly he awoke. "Burrgh!" he blurted
"What" said Spyro, "I didn't quite catch that"
"purple dragon get crushed!" said Papu, and he swung his stick.
"He means he's gonna crush you" said Crash as he pushed Spyro away, only to get crushed himself.
A squashed Crash walked away. Coco could see his mouth, and threw 100 wumpa fruit in for him to recover. Boy, did they have to wait!
"Urrgg" said Papu, "Get on with Papu Crush!" He hit his stick on Spyro's head.
"Ouch!" said Spyro,"Come on that's lame. Using a stick. Get with the times man"
Papu grumbled, "Okay"
He pulled out a machine gun
"Holy crap" blurted Sonic
"Hehe" laughed Papu,"Papu Papu borrow big gun from Pinstripe"
Papu Papu began to fire, but was aiming the wrong way, and hit himself in the stomach.
"Ouch," said Papu, He pulled out the bullet.
Papu began to fire the machine gun (The right way this time!), and a hail of bullets headed towards the team. Sonic held out his hand and said, "No", but the bullets disagreed, and knocked Sonic into the nearby wall.
Spyro flamed at Papu, and the gun began to melt. It turned into a black goo, which crawled across the floor, but spyro flamed it again, and it disintegrated.
Papu Papu sneered, "Look what else Papu Papu borrowed" he pulled out a bazooka.
Crash pulled out his bazooka, aimed, and then pulled out a wumpa fruit and began eating it.
"Papu Papu's bazooka fire coconuts" said Papu
"Crash's bazooka fire wumpa fruit" said Crash
"Ohh, I'm shaking in my little sandals." said Papu
Papu quivered on purpose. His belly wobbled all around
Crash choked on the wumpa fruit.
"My eyes" cried Sonic, "These goggles, they do nothing"
"Uh Sonic," said Spyro, "You aren't wearing goggles."
"So," said Sonic, "I heard it on the Simpsons"
"Oh yeah," said Spyro, "The one where Milhouse becomes Fallout boy."
"Now's no time to talk about the Simpsons," said Crash before getting hit with a coconut.
"I wonder what's going on in Papu Papu's sick, twisted brain." said Coco
In Papu Papu's sick, twisted brain-------------------
pie + bandicoots + dragon + hedgehog = Character surprise!
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Papu licked his lips. "Papu Papu like food, that's why Papu Papu so huge like a barrel."
Papu shot his bazooka at Crash, but Crash ducked and the coconut bounced off the wall, and got lodged in Papu's big stomach.
"Ohh," groaned Papu, "Stupid bandicoot make Papu Papu shoot Papu Papu!"
Spyro flamed a cannon that just happpened to be lying around, and it shot a canon ball into Papu's belly.
"Oww" he moaned, "Now two things in Papu Papu. I mean three!"
"Three?" queried Coco
Papu Papu farted.
"Aaaggh!" shrieked Sonic,"He's got us now! With his secret weapon!"
"Now two things in Papu Papu" said Papu. Suddenly a bowling ball from the bowling alley across the street rolled in and bounced into Papu's belly.
"Papu Papu get angry. Shoot you with belly he will!"
"Oh no" cried Sonic, "He's gonna belly bounce us"
Papu shot the three balls from his stomach into the team, but they all dodged and the balls hit a passer by, who fell down a plot hole.
Papu Papu grabbed his big stick and swung it around the room. When he stopped he said.
"Ohh, Papu Papu dizzy. Me want dinner! Me hungry!"
"YOU hungry," said Crash, "That's a miracle."
Papu just growled and hit his stick on the ground. Crash grabbed the stick.
"Hey!" shouted Papu
Crash produced a nail file, which gleamed in the sun, and began filing the end of the stick so fast that it nearly set on fire, but soon, Crash had a stick with a real pointy end.
Do you know what's coming yet?
Suddenly, Crash did the unthinkable. Everyone cringed as Crash shoved the pointy end up..
Papu Papu's great big crack!
Just kidding.
Crash shoved the end up..
Papu Papu's great big crack!
Papu felt it. Oh yeah, he felt it alright.
Spyro, Sonic and Coco tried to imagine something good
Coco's imagination-----
Coco winning the jet ski race.
"Yes!" cried Coco, "I am the best"
Sonic's imagination-----
Himself sitting on a beach, surrounded by gorgeous she-hedgehogs, being waited on hand and foot by Robotnik, and watching hours and hours of Tails getting tortured on a floating T.V.
"Wow," said Sonic, "Imagination is so real, even though it's not"
Spyro's imagination-----
Gusty winds blowing in the desert. A tumbleweed rolls by. A cow rolls by.
"Damn," said Spyro, "I forgot I don't have an imagination"
They looked around. Crash was pulling out the stick. It was coated in brown stuff.
"Eww" said Crash as he dropped the stick.
Papu Papu, his mouth still wide open, fell forward and made a huge hole in the wooden floor.
He revealed the basement in which they heard:
"Help, whoever you are!" said the voice
They jumped down, but bounced back up.
"Why are we back up?" asked Coco
"We landed on Papu Papu" said Crash. This time they used the stairs.
When they got to the basement, they saw the figure of ... pacman!
Just kidding....
They found... pacman!
"He is not coming on the quest" said Crash
"No way," said Spyro, "he takes pills"
"Oh yeah," said Coco, "I've played his games"
"Please just let me out!" pleaded Pacman
Crash pulled out his bazooka.
SPLAT!
Pacman's body dissapeared, as pacmen bodies tend to do.
"This chapter has gone on long enough" said Crash
So they walked outside Papu's hut, all innocent-like, and went to the warp pad.
"Well," said Sonic, "That ends another stupid level on a stupid adventure.
CheatMasta: Just get on with the next boring - I mean entertaining level
They leapt into the warp pad.
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Cortex island:
"Robotnik" said Cortex, "wrong button, that's the 'make-all-warp-pads-teleport-to-Ape-Escape' button.
"what does that do?" asked Ripto
"It transports anyone who steps on the warp pad (at the time I press the button), to the game Ape Escape"
"Duh!" said Robotnik
"Oh," said Ripto, "the one where you have to run around capturing monkeys in big nets. That's a good game"
"Which button did you want to press?" asked Ripto
"Oh," said Robotnik, "The one that puts an umbrella in my drink!" ------------------------------
Next: Ape Escape level
Stop now
Stop
STOP!
Chapter 4: Papu Papu
Crash, Coco, Spyro and Sonic had reached the first boss level, Papu Papu
"What is this levl called?" asked Spyro
CheatMasta: Duh, I just told you!
"It is called Papu Papu" said Crash
"Pupu Pupu!?" exclaimed Sonic
"No, Papu Papu" Coco corrected
"Oh, I thought you ment the big fat one with the stick" said Spyro
"Yep, that's the one." said Crash
"I could never get past that level." said Sonic
"Come on, Sonic" said Coco, "that level's easy. You'd have to be a loser to not be able to do that"
"Shut up," said Crash, "Who got stuck on the FIRST level, on the FIRST crab!?"
"Never mind," said Coco, "Let's just go into his hut"
The four had been hiding in some bushes outside Papu's hut. They entered his hut, to find a sleeping Papu Papu.
Suddenly he awoke. "Burrgh!" he blurted
"What" said Spyro, "I didn't quite catch that"
"purple dragon get crushed!" said Papu, and he swung his stick.
"He means he's gonna crush you" said Crash as he pushed Spyro away, only to get crushed himself.
A squashed Crash walked away. Coco could see his mouth, and threw 100 wumpa fruit in for him to recover. Boy, did they have to wait!
"Urrgg" said Papu, "Get on with Papu Crush!" He hit his stick on Spyro's head.
"Ouch!" said Spyro,"Come on that's lame. Using a stick. Get with the times man"
Papu grumbled, "Okay"
He pulled out a machine gun
"Holy crap" blurted Sonic
"Hehe" laughed Papu,"Papu Papu borrow big gun from Pinstripe"
Papu Papu began to fire, but was aiming the wrong way, and hit himself in the stomach.
"Ouch," said Papu, He pulled out the bullet.
Papu began to fire the machine gun (The right way this time!), and a hail of bullets headed towards the team. Sonic held out his hand and said, "No", but the bullets disagreed, and knocked Sonic into the nearby wall.
Spyro flamed at Papu, and the gun began to melt. It turned into a black goo, which crawled across the floor, but spyro flamed it again, and it disintegrated.
Papu Papu sneered, "Look what else Papu Papu borrowed" he pulled out a bazooka.
Crash pulled out his bazooka, aimed, and then pulled out a wumpa fruit and began eating it.
"Papu Papu's bazooka fire coconuts" said Papu
"Crash's bazooka fire wumpa fruit" said Crash
"Ohh, I'm shaking in my little sandals." said Papu
Papu quivered on purpose. His belly wobbled all around
Crash choked on the wumpa fruit.
"My eyes" cried Sonic, "These goggles, they do nothing"
"Uh Sonic," said Spyro, "You aren't wearing goggles."
"So," said Sonic, "I heard it on the Simpsons"
"Oh yeah," said Spyro, "The one where Milhouse becomes Fallout boy."
"Now's no time to talk about the Simpsons," said Crash before getting hit with a coconut.
"I wonder what's going on in Papu Papu's sick, twisted brain." said Coco
In Papu Papu's sick, twisted brain-------------------
pie + bandicoots + dragon + hedgehog = Character surprise!
------------------------------------------------------
Papu licked his lips. "Papu Papu like food, that's why Papu Papu so huge like a barrel."
Papu shot his bazooka at Crash, but Crash ducked and the coconut bounced off the wall, and got lodged in Papu's big stomach.
"Ohh," groaned Papu, "Stupid bandicoot make Papu Papu shoot Papu Papu!"
Spyro flamed a cannon that just happpened to be lying around, and it shot a canon ball into Papu's belly.
"Oww" he moaned, "Now two things in Papu Papu. I mean three!"
"Three?" queried Coco
Papu Papu farted.
"Aaaggh!" shrieked Sonic,"He's got us now! With his secret weapon!"
"Now two things in Papu Papu" said Papu. Suddenly a bowling ball from the bowling alley across the street rolled in and bounced into Papu's belly.
"Papu Papu get angry. Shoot you with belly he will!"
"Oh no" cried Sonic, "He's gonna belly bounce us"
Papu shot the three balls from his stomach into the team, but they all dodged and the balls hit a passer by, who fell down a plot hole.
Papu Papu grabbed his big stick and swung it around the room. When he stopped he said.
"Ohh, Papu Papu dizzy. Me want dinner! Me hungry!"
"YOU hungry," said Crash, "That's a miracle."
Papu just growled and hit his stick on the ground. Crash grabbed the stick.
"Hey!" shouted Papu
Crash produced a nail file, which gleamed in the sun, and began filing the end of the stick so fast that it nearly set on fire, but soon, Crash had a stick with a real pointy end.
Do you know what's coming yet?
Suddenly, Crash did the unthinkable. Everyone cringed as Crash shoved the pointy end up..
Papu Papu's great big crack!
Just kidding.
Crash shoved the end up..
Papu Papu's great big crack!
Papu felt it. Oh yeah, he felt it alright.
Spyro, Sonic and Coco tried to imagine something good
Coco's imagination-----
Coco winning the jet ski race.
"Yes!" cried Coco, "I am the best"
Sonic's imagination-----
Himself sitting on a beach, surrounded by gorgeous she-hedgehogs, being waited on hand and foot by Robotnik, and watching hours and hours of Tails getting tortured on a floating T.V.
"Wow," said Sonic, "Imagination is so real, even though it's not"
Spyro's imagination-----
Gusty winds blowing in the desert. A tumbleweed rolls by. A cow rolls by.
"Damn," said Spyro, "I forgot I don't have an imagination"
They looked around. Crash was pulling out the stick. It was coated in brown stuff.
"Eww" said Crash as he dropped the stick.
Papu Papu, his mouth still wide open, fell forward and made a huge hole in the wooden floor.
He revealed the basement in which they heard:
"Help, whoever you are!" said the voice
They jumped down, but bounced back up.
"Why are we back up?" asked Coco
"We landed on Papu Papu" said Crash. This time they used the stairs.
When they got to the basement, they saw the figure of ... pacman!
Just kidding....
They found... pacman!
"He is not coming on the quest" said Crash
"No way," said Spyro, "he takes pills"
"Oh yeah," said Coco, "I've played his games"
"Please just let me out!" pleaded Pacman
Crash pulled out his bazooka.
SPLAT!
Pacman's body dissapeared, as pacmen bodies tend to do.
"This chapter has gone on long enough" said Crash
So they walked outside Papu's hut, all innocent-like, and went to the warp pad.
"Well," said Sonic, "That ends another stupid level on a stupid adventure.
CheatMasta: Just get on with the next boring - I mean entertaining level
They leapt into the warp pad.
-------------------------
Cortex island:
"Robotnik" said Cortex, "wrong button, that's the 'make-all-warp-pads-teleport-to-Ape-Escape' button.
"what does that do?" asked Ripto
"It transports anyone who steps on the warp pad (at the time I press the button), to the game Ape Escape"
"Duh!" said Robotnik
"Oh," said Ripto, "the one where you have to run around capturing monkeys in big nets. That's a good game"
"Which button did you want to press?" asked Ripto
"Oh," said Robotnik, "The one that puts an umbrella in my drink!" ------------------------------
Next: Ape Escape level
Stop now
Stop
STOP!