The Lives of the Jormungand Brood Zerg Swarm Episode 2
Disclaimer: I do not own any units here, they are owned by Blizzard Entertainment, 1998-2003
Everyone takes their seat and claps as the Drones are putting air inflated models of Zerg Structures
Zergling: OK, we'll continue where we left off. Where was I before that Zealot burst the Hive?
Hydralisk co-host: The Larva.
Zergling: Oh right, so you've seen this caterpillar thingy? Its Zerg Larva. When our Overmind or Cerebrate needs some new units, for exapmle, a few Zerglings for playing with the Drones, the Larva will begin to change into an egg
Zergling shows model of egg
and after some time turn into the unit, which is in this case, the Zergling.
Marine: Haw haw. Now I know how to cripple the Zerg. Kill their Larva and they wont be able to create new units. Ha ha.
Zergling and Drone: Please don't attack us! Please!
Marine: Not you, the Garm Brood.
Zergling and Drone: Whew!
Zergling: So now you know how Zerg units are created? But, we need the nessecary building to build a unit. With only the Hatchery, you can build Drones and Overlords.
10 SCVs: Whats an Overlord?
Commercial
Announcer: To all Overminds and Cerebrates: Are you angry with the Defilers that ate up your Zerglings? Not anymore! With this Defiler-Be-Gone 5000, you can protect the Zerglings and make sure they're happy. Just spray it at the victim Defiler and it will drop dead within 10 sec! Harmless to all StarCraft units except Defilers.
Paid Civilians: Wow!
A Defiler is being kept in a cage is sprayed with Defiler-Be-Gone 5000
Countdown timer: 9..8..7..6..5..4..
The Defiler drops dead. Its eyes close and it becomes ice cold
Civilians: Only 6 SECONDS!
Announcer: Order yours TODAY! WHY WAIT? For Just 100 Minerals for 100 cans! We will offer compensation for each Defiler killed! Just send the Defiler remains to us! We will pay full price for it. Call 1800-259-ZERG for details! Remember, get yours today!
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Zergling: Come in, friend.
A huge flying monster with tentacles hanging from its body comes on stage
Overlord: Hi all.
Scout Pilot: I didn't expect this to be a real Overlord.
Hydralisk co-host: Well, air inflated ones can fly unless we put helium in them and tie them to the floor.
Zergling: And we don't have helium here.
Marines: Whisper Lets trow some food at the Overlord.
Some Marines throw apples, pears and lemons at the Overlord, the Overlord eats them up
Overlord: Thank you, Marines.
Zergling: The Overlord acts as the Terran's Supply Depot and the Protoss's Pylon. And, it is a detector too!
Zergling: Can a Ghost please come out and cloak
A Teal ghost goes on stage and cloaks
Zergling: Overlord, dont use your detector organs now.
Overlord: Yes.
Zergling: OK, where is the Teal Ghost?
Everyone: Nowhere to be seen.
Zergling: OK, Overlord, detect!
Probes: We see him. He's there tinkering with the voltage controls!
Zergling: Where?
Probes: Behind you.
Before Zergling gets a chance to turn round, a shower of sparks came out from the voltage controls. A few moments later, the Auditorium is plunged into darkness
Hydralisk co-host: Very very sorry folks, there has been a blackout and we are unable to continue with the show in the darkness. We hope you enjoyed today's epsoide. You may get a 10-Mineral compensation for the second interruption. You may not use today's tickets for tomorrow's show but you may get free ones at the counter tomorrow.
Stay tuned for tomorrow's epsoide!
Everyone leaves the Auditorium
Zergling: Pack up. I'll be giving you a treat to McDonalds.
Drones: Nice Zergling.
Drone nudges Zergling
Meanwhile at McDonalds...
Adults: AAAAHHHHhhhhhHHHhhhh! Aliens!
The adults climb up to the tables
Children: Hi Zergling! You're from StarCraft, right?
Zergling: Yes!
1 Boy: Say Zerg-eese when I take a snap of you!
Zergling: Zergeese!
Zergling hops to the counter
Lady behind the counter: What would you like?
Zergling: I want 100 McCrispys, 100 Upsize cokes...
TV Signal is sut off
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Disclaimer: I do not own any units here, they are owned by Blizzard Entertainment, 1998-2003
Everyone takes their seat and claps as the Drones are putting air inflated models of Zerg Structures
Zergling: OK, we'll continue where we left off. Where was I before that Zealot burst the Hive?
Hydralisk co-host: The Larva.
Zergling: Oh right, so you've seen this caterpillar thingy? Its Zerg Larva. When our Overmind or Cerebrate needs some new units, for exapmle, a few Zerglings for playing with the Drones, the Larva will begin to change into an egg
Zergling shows model of egg
and after some time turn into the unit, which is in this case, the Zergling.
Marine: Haw haw. Now I know how to cripple the Zerg. Kill their Larva and they wont be able to create new units. Ha ha.
Zergling and Drone: Please don't attack us! Please!
Marine: Not you, the Garm Brood.
Zergling and Drone: Whew!
Zergling: So now you know how Zerg units are created? But, we need the nessecary building to build a unit. With only the Hatchery, you can build Drones and Overlords.
10 SCVs: Whats an Overlord?
Commercial
Announcer: To all Overminds and Cerebrates: Are you angry with the Defilers that ate up your Zerglings? Not anymore! With this Defiler-Be-Gone 5000, you can protect the Zerglings and make sure they're happy. Just spray it at the victim Defiler and it will drop dead within 10 sec! Harmless to all StarCraft units except Defilers.
Paid Civilians: Wow!
A Defiler is being kept in a cage is sprayed with Defiler-Be-Gone 5000
Countdown timer: 9..8..7..6..5..4..
The Defiler drops dead. Its eyes close and it becomes ice cold
Civilians: Only 6 SECONDS!
Announcer: Order yours TODAY! WHY WAIT? For Just 100 Minerals for 100 cans! We will offer compensation for each Defiler killed! Just send the Defiler remains to us! We will pay full price for it. Call 1800-259-ZERG for details! Remember, get yours today!
Back toThe Lives of the Jormungand Brood Zerg Swarm Episode 2
Zergling: Come in, friend.
A huge flying monster with tentacles hanging from its body comes on stage
Overlord: Hi all.
Scout Pilot: I didn't expect this to be a real Overlord.
Hydralisk co-host: Well, air inflated ones can fly unless we put helium in them and tie them to the floor.
Zergling: And we don't have helium here.
Marines: Whisper Lets trow some food at the Overlord.
Some Marines throw apples, pears and lemons at the Overlord, the Overlord eats them up
Overlord: Thank you, Marines.
Zergling: The Overlord acts as the Terran's Supply Depot and the Protoss's Pylon. And, it is a detector too!
Zergling: Can a Ghost please come out and cloak
A Teal ghost goes on stage and cloaks
Zergling: Overlord, dont use your detector organs now.
Overlord: Yes.
Zergling: OK, where is the Teal Ghost?
Everyone: Nowhere to be seen.
Zergling: OK, Overlord, detect!
Probes: We see him. He's there tinkering with the voltage controls!
Zergling: Where?
Probes: Behind you.
Before Zergling gets a chance to turn round, a shower of sparks came out from the voltage controls. A few moments later, the Auditorium is plunged into darkness
Hydralisk co-host: Very very sorry folks, there has been a blackout and we are unable to continue with the show in the darkness. We hope you enjoyed today's epsoide. You may get a 10-Mineral compensation for the second interruption. You may not use today's tickets for tomorrow's show but you may get free ones at the counter tomorrow.
Stay tuned for tomorrow's epsoide!
Everyone leaves the Auditorium
Zergling: Pack up. I'll be giving you a treat to McDonalds.
Drones: Nice Zergling.
Drone nudges Zergling
Meanwhile at McDonalds...
Adults: AAAAHHHHhhhhhHHHhhhh! Aliens!
The adults climb up to the tables
Children: Hi Zergling! You're from StarCraft, right?
Zergling: Yes!
1 Boy: Say Zerg-eese when I take a snap of you!
Zergling: Zergeese!
Zergling hops to the counter
Lady behind the counter: What would you like?
Zergling: I want 100 McCrispys, 100 Upsize cokes...
TV Signal is sut off
That's epsoide 2 for you. Please write a review :-)