The New World Order for Evil
If anyone takes offence from my writing beleive me it's not intensional.
This * represens action *he through ak's to each leader*
This is the chapter where Vegeta and Gohan Take over the world.
Gohan and his smarts had gone to the western hemispher to take over, and Vegeta wanting to play with his opponents took the eastern hemispher.
In Canada.
Gohan was flying around trying to find Ottawa when.....
Gohan: Fuck this I'm just going to blow up every governmet building in every city starting at British Columbia.
Just after blowing up every government building in only 50 cities(yes there are more then 50 of them alot more) he got a little tierd.
Gohan: Who in their right fucking mind puts this many cities in one fucking province? *he went to a For Seasons hotel in Vancouver*
The Hotel manager: I'm Sorry sir we don't take Zenny Here.
Gohan: Fine You know what I'll be back and i better get a presidential suite with the money I get. * He went and robed a bank*
30min later.
Gohan: Will this pay the bill? *throughs $30,000,000 on the counter*
Hotel manager: This will do just fine, Hank.
Hank: Yes sir.
Hotel manager: Can you please show this gentalmen to his room, the biggest and most exspensize one we have.
Hank: Yes sir.
Gohan: That's more like it.
On the way up the elivator.
Hank: So you been here long?
Goahn: No, only a few hours.
Hank: so where you coming from?
Gohan: my name is Gohan and my Grandfather is the Ox-King of mt. Frying Pan.
Hank: Oh you came from far. *the elivator stoped and they got out*
Gohan: So which room is mine.
Hank: Oh it's room #5089
Gohan: that's good, I don't need you anymore.*he punched Hank's head off went to his room and rested*
At Capsule Corp.
Bulma: I can't beleive Vegeta's bent on taking over the world.
Chi Chi: I can't beleive that my little boy Gohan has gone evil, it just doesn't seem right.
Bulma: Come on he's in this new S.S.4. now, he proble can't control himself.
Chi Chi: I bet you it's that Videl girl that he married, he never acted like this before that.
Bulma: Videl isn't that bad.
Videl: I can't beleive you think about me like that.
Chi Chi: How long have you been listening?
Videl: Long enough to know how you are. *she ran off*
Bulma: how'd she get in? *Trunks was walking in the hall*
Chi Chi: Hay Trunks do you know how Videl got in?
Trunks: Ya, I let her in, because how Gohan's gone balistic I thought a little time with you guys would help her.
Bulma: Oh ok that's all we needed, thanks.
Some where just over France.
Vegeta: All these people just shopping and eatting their snails, *spits down* it makes me sick.
On a jumbotron..........
The President Jacques Chirac:(Since I know no french I'll type it in english) We have come to a time when our comrads in Canada need our help, we have sent some of our forces to fight with the Canadian forces to fight of a new terror. We have a picture of what our enemy looks like. *He held up a picture they got of Gohan in is S.S.4. form* It seems that this new threat seems to have the power to fly just like those horrible androids that attacked a few years ago. As the pres went on about Gohan Vegeta thought to himself......
Vegeta: It's time for me to make my appearence on the world. With that he flew off to the presidents location.
On the jumbotron.
The pres J.C.:This is your President Jacques Chiras and Viva la France!
Vegeta: Ahhh, how toaching.
The pres: Who are you, and how did you get past my guards?
Vegeta: Oh those guards, *points to all the guards he left bleeding to death* I thought they were toys.
The pres: What do you want you monster?
Vegeta: Oh nothing much just to become the King of the world.
The pres: That will never happen you do not have the power to defeat my army plus the other armys in the world.
Vegeta: Watch me. With that he flew out the roof to find a bunch of tanks and jets waiting for the order to fire.
The general: We will give you one chance to serrender if not we will fire.
Vegeta: Well well looks like we have ourselfs a stand off then, I was just about to say the same thing.
The general: You had your chance, FIRE!!!! With that Vegeta started t generate his chi level to do his Garlic Gunn attack and all the tanks and jets let loose their missiles bombs lazer cannons and everything else all on Vegeta.
The general: STOP FIRE!!! *All the shooting stoped and all the smoke started to clear.
Vegeta: Now it's my turn, GALICK GUN!!!!!! With that all the tanks all the jets and all the soilders were no more then gust.
The pres: How did you....?
Vegeta: Why does it matter to you, *a devilish smerk went across his face* you won't be around to tell anyone.
The pres: What do you mean?
Vegeta: Congradulations, you'll be the first governmental power to die on my world domination chamgain. *he punched the presidents head off*
At the hotel suite.
Gohan: Let's see if they put me on the news yet *he turned on the tv*
News reporter: This is the scene in Paris after adevistating terrorist act has been comitted. *he trew the remote through the tv*
Gohan: I can't beleive it, fine if it's a race he wants it's a race he gets, *phone rings*hello.
Videl: Hi Gohan.
Gohan: Hay babe what's up.
Videl: Can I meet you in Ottawa.
Gohan: Why do you want to go to Ottawa?
Videl: We need to talk about your mother.
Gohan: What ever you say babe, I'll meet you at the airport.
Videl: No I'd rather meet you at Parlament Hill.
Gohan: Fine Parlament Hill, see you then babe. *hangs up the phone* With that Gohan started to fly off when...
Gohan: oh yes I need derrections.
At a store.
Store owner: Hello and what can I do for you?
Gohan: Yes can you tell me where Ontario is so I can get to Ottawa?
Store owner: Just follow the road signs and you'll get there.
Gohan: Good, now I don't have to kill you.
Store owner: Now what else do you need.
Gohan: A fast car or something so I don't attract any unwanted attention.
Store owner: I have a '65 Dodge Charger that's still in a good condition (which by the way is mint condition, tricked out with three nitrous tanks, really dark tint on the windows, trobing strereo, and cd player/am/fm radeo).
Gohan: Great, that will do just nicely.
Store owner: There's just a matter of fee.
Gohan: Will this pay for it? *he whiped out at least $50 grand*
Store owner: Yes this will cover it, and what ever else you want in this store.
Gohan: That's even better.
end of chapter.
Authers comments.
Oh if anyone gets offended by my story please don't take it out on me, maybe some of these guys are good, and hopefully none of you get the wrong idea and think that I'm a terrorist, because I'm not.
If anyone takes offence from my writing beleive me it's not intensional.
This * represens action *he through ak's to each leader*
This is the chapter where Vegeta and Gohan Take over the world.
Gohan and his smarts had gone to the western hemispher to take over, and Vegeta wanting to play with his opponents took the eastern hemispher.
In Canada.
Gohan was flying around trying to find Ottawa when.....
Gohan: Fuck this I'm just going to blow up every governmet building in every city starting at British Columbia.
Just after blowing up every government building in only 50 cities(yes there are more then 50 of them alot more) he got a little tierd.
Gohan: Who in their right fucking mind puts this many cities in one fucking province? *he went to a For Seasons hotel in Vancouver*
The Hotel manager: I'm Sorry sir we don't take Zenny Here.
Gohan: Fine You know what I'll be back and i better get a presidential suite with the money I get. * He went and robed a bank*
30min later.
Gohan: Will this pay the bill? *throughs $30,000,000 on the counter*
Hotel manager: This will do just fine, Hank.
Hank: Yes sir.
Hotel manager: Can you please show this gentalmen to his room, the biggest and most exspensize one we have.
Hank: Yes sir.
Gohan: That's more like it.
On the way up the elivator.
Hank: So you been here long?
Goahn: No, only a few hours.
Hank: so where you coming from?
Gohan: my name is Gohan and my Grandfather is the Ox-King of mt. Frying Pan.
Hank: Oh you came from far. *the elivator stoped and they got out*
Gohan: So which room is mine.
Hank: Oh it's room #5089
Gohan: that's good, I don't need you anymore.*he punched Hank's head off went to his room and rested*
At Capsule Corp.
Bulma: I can't beleive Vegeta's bent on taking over the world.
Chi Chi: I can't beleive that my little boy Gohan has gone evil, it just doesn't seem right.
Bulma: Come on he's in this new S.S.4. now, he proble can't control himself.
Chi Chi: I bet you it's that Videl girl that he married, he never acted like this before that.
Bulma: Videl isn't that bad.
Videl: I can't beleive you think about me like that.
Chi Chi: How long have you been listening?
Videl: Long enough to know how you are. *she ran off*
Bulma: how'd she get in? *Trunks was walking in the hall*
Chi Chi: Hay Trunks do you know how Videl got in?
Trunks: Ya, I let her in, because how Gohan's gone balistic I thought a little time with you guys would help her.
Bulma: Oh ok that's all we needed, thanks.
Some where just over France.
Vegeta: All these people just shopping and eatting their snails, *spits down* it makes me sick.
On a jumbotron..........
The President Jacques Chirac:(Since I know no french I'll type it in english) We have come to a time when our comrads in Canada need our help, we have sent some of our forces to fight with the Canadian forces to fight of a new terror. We have a picture of what our enemy looks like. *He held up a picture they got of Gohan in is S.S.4. form* It seems that this new threat seems to have the power to fly just like those horrible androids that attacked a few years ago. As the pres went on about Gohan Vegeta thought to himself......
Vegeta: It's time for me to make my appearence on the world. With that he flew off to the presidents location.
On the jumbotron.
The pres J.C.:This is your President Jacques Chiras and Viva la France!
Vegeta: Ahhh, how toaching.
The pres: Who are you, and how did you get past my guards?
Vegeta: Oh those guards, *points to all the guards he left bleeding to death* I thought they were toys.
The pres: What do you want you monster?
Vegeta: Oh nothing much just to become the King of the world.
The pres: That will never happen you do not have the power to defeat my army plus the other armys in the world.
Vegeta: Watch me. With that he flew out the roof to find a bunch of tanks and jets waiting for the order to fire.
The general: We will give you one chance to serrender if not we will fire.
Vegeta: Well well looks like we have ourselfs a stand off then, I was just about to say the same thing.
The general: You had your chance, FIRE!!!! With that Vegeta started t generate his chi level to do his Garlic Gunn attack and all the tanks and jets let loose their missiles bombs lazer cannons and everything else all on Vegeta.
The general: STOP FIRE!!! *All the shooting stoped and all the smoke started to clear.
Vegeta: Now it's my turn, GALICK GUN!!!!!! With that all the tanks all the jets and all the soilders were no more then gust.
The pres: How did you....?
Vegeta: Why does it matter to you, *a devilish smerk went across his face* you won't be around to tell anyone.
The pres: What do you mean?
Vegeta: Congradulations, you'll be the first governmental power to die on my world domination chamgain. *he punched the presidents head off*
At the hotel suite.
Gohan: Let's see if they put me on the news yet *he turned on the tv*
News reporter: This is the scene in Paris after adevistating terrorist act has been comitted. *he trew the remote through the tv*
Gohan: I can't beleive it, fine if it's a race he wants it's a race he gets, *phone rings*hello.
Videl: Hi Gohan.
Gohan: Hay babe what's up.
Videl: Can I meet you in Ottawa.
Gohan: Why do you want to go to Ottawa?
Videl: We need to talk about your mother.
Gohan: What ever you say babe, I'll meet you at the airport.
Videl: No I'd rather meet you at Parlament Hill.
Gohan: Fine Parlament Hill, see you then babe. *hangs up the phone* With that Gohan started to fly off when...
Gohan: oh yes I need derrections.
At a store.
Store owner: Hello and what can I do for you?
Gohan: Yes can you tell me where Ontario is so I can get to Ottawa?
Store owner: Just follow the road signs and you'll get there.
Gohan: Good, now I don't have to kill you.
Store owner: Now what else do you need.
Gohan: A fast car or something so I don't attract any unwanted attention.
Store owner: I have a '65 Dodge Charger that's still in a good condition (which by the way is mint condition, tricked out with three nitrous tanks, really dark tint on the windows, trobing strereo, and cd player/am/fm radeo).
Gohan: Great, that will do just nicely.
Store owner: There's just a matter of fee.
Gohan: Will this pay for it? *he whiped out at least $50 grand*
Store owner: Yes this will cover it, and what ever else you want in this store.
Gohan: That's even better.
end of chapter.
Authers comments.
Oh if anyone gets offended by my story please don't take it out on me, maybe some of these guys are good, and hopefully none of you get the wrong idea and think that I'm a terrorist, because I'm not.