"Monsters in Starfleet Uniforms"
"Monsters! They're monsters, I tell you!" Hoshi stamped into Jon's ready room, waving a padd like a sword.
Only force of will kept him from jumping out of her way as she stuck it under his nose. "What?"
"I refuse to participate in a travesty like this. If they insist, I'll resign, I swear." Her face was red and eyes narrowed in anger.
"Who? What's wrong?"
"The admirals, that's who. Not only are they monsters, they're all perverts."
Taken aback, Jon could only stare.
"Have you seen these proposed uniforms? Have you seen how short the skirts are? They're monsters!"
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Okay, I'll admit it. I stole the idea of referring to the TOS uniforms from somebody at in the LiveJournal roleplaying group NX01messhall. I can't remember who it was, but someone (Taryn? Stexgirl?) used it for a couple of throwaway jokes. It worked so perfectly for a drabble that I'm hoping whoever it was will forgive me. ::puppy dog eyes::
"Monsters! They're monsters, I tell you!" Hoshi stamped into Jon's ready room, waving a padd like a sword.
Only force of will kept him from jumping out of her way as she stuck it under his nose. "What?"
"I refuse to participate in a travesty like this. If they insist, I'll resign, I swear." Her face was red and eyes narrowed in anger.
"Who? What's wrong?"
"The admirals, that's who. Not only are they monsters, they're all perverts."
Taken aback, Jon could only stare.
"Have you seen these proposed uniforms? Have you seen how short the skirts are? They're monsters!"
* * * * *
Okay, I'll admit it. I stole the idea of referring to the TOS uniforms from somebody at in the LiveJournal roleplaying group NX01messhall. I can't remember who it was, but someone (Taryn? Stexgirl?) used it for a couple of throwaway jokes. It worked so perfectly for a drabble that I'm hoping whoever it was will forgive me. ::puppy dog eyes::