Da Ramdon Island

By Dr. Hannah

My brain (on Vanilla Frappe chino) "Hmmm, Kirara's cute, and if she was a guy, then she would be a bishie, (bishonen). Duh, Kirara can't be a hot anime guy! So she's a girl! What great logic! ^.^ (I call it, Koenma-thinking!)"

Ramdon Reader "Uhhh..."

"Oh with da fic!"

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people that are here or gonna be here except for me, who is sometimes the narrator and the person that wrote this fic, duh.

Chapter 17

Well, I don't like explaining previous chapters so read them yourself!

Kirara "Duh, of course I can talk! Kirby can, Pikachu can, everyone else can, so WHY CAN'T I?!?!?"

Tails "Maybe It's cause you've never said anything before!"

Kirara "Hn"

Hiei "Hey! My line!"

Kirara "Whatever! Your no better than those ningens now."

Sango "WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! I thought we were friends!"

Kirara "Whatever."

Tails "Yeah, but I'm still the cutest thing with 2 tails!"

Kirara "No, I am!"

Yusuke "Actually, according to a recent poll, it's the cat from RAGNAROK (pretty good Manga, GREAT artwork!)."

Tails and Kirara both snarl at him, very threatening looks too, like Hiei's death stare.

Yusuke "*gulp* leaving now..."

Tails and Kirara somehow got in a "cat fight". A lot of tumbling around and scratching, Tails was winning until Kirara turned into her demon form thingie, now it was kind of a high speed chase.

Tails "YOU KNOW! A PLOT TWIST IS GONNA COME SOON!" *Thinking* Wow, she's so cool and powerful!

Kirara "YEAH RIGHT! I STILL GOING TO KILL YOU!" *Thinking* Man, he's good, and cute too!

Hiei "Hn" *knowing smile* *headband glowing* *walks away* "I'll leave you to your secret romance."

Tails: . "..."

Kirara: . "..."

Tails and Kirara both dive-bomb him, Hiei hears them coming and start to run, but is mowed down first. After some laughs, Sango and Sonic pry them off, and Hiei's runs off in a black blur.

Oh yeah, the plot twist...



Kirby "Hey I know!" Kirby sucks up Tails and Kirara and get cute gloves, a mark on his forehead, but unfortunately 3 tails. "Shoot. I'm still cute though! 0.0 Oh @#$%-" *is glomped by all girls, including Kagome and Keiko*

Kurama "Hey! I, or well, Youko, is the only cute thing with 3 tails!"

Kirby *unable to answer*

Sonic is trying to save Kirby, Unsuccessfully though. Pikachu tries too, but gets glomped instead. Kurama sulks off, ending up at Hiei's special tree. Shippo and Yahiko discuss the possible meanings of @#^%$. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are happy that they aren't the ones getting glomped this time. Link had trapped ??? in a glass jar and is in the process of finding a suitable waterfall to throw her down. Sano, Kuwabara, and Naraku are discussing their "sensitive side" and why no girls ever glomp them. Tails and Kirara have sneaked off, with Miroku and Yusuke spying on them (don't ask when they got back). Vash seems to be the only one not here, but that's because he's resting in a hospital, or so I tell you.

Later...

Sitting in a tree...

Kurama "*sob* IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!"

Hiei "Dude calm down!"

Wait...IN A TREE!?!? I PROMISED NO YAOI! Uhhh, leaving now...

Under a tree...

Inuyasha "So that's basically what @#$^% means."

Sesshomaru "YOU ARE ONE BAD INFULENCE! WHAT WOULD DADDY SAY!?"

Naraku "I mean, come on, telling that to kids?"

Yahiko and Shippo "WE'RE NOT KIDS!"

Sano *thinking* "So THAT'S what it meant..."

Somewhere...

Miroku and Yusuke: O.o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miroku "Sango never..."

Yusuke "And Keiko and I..."

Um, lets check on Kirby...

Suddenly, there is a big shock, the glomping spree is finally over. Kirby seizes this chance and chucks his new power. "Dang, never even got to try it. Thanks man, I owe you one!" Pikachu is breathing heavily, Sonic and all the girls are unconscious, everyone else seems to be gone. "Don't worry bout it dude!"

Moving on!...

Miroku and Yusuke are both grieving about their own girl troubles, finally, um [censored or PG rating], I MEAN [Technical difficulties...]

Later...

Miroku and Yusuke "AHHHHHHHHHH" *running*

Miroku *looks behind and sees Kirara's Hiei impression* "EIII! Their catching up!!!!"

Yusuke "Don't worry, there's a waterfall with a secret cave ahead!"

Link "YOUR LIFE ENDS HERE FAIRY! MUHAHAHAHAHA!"

??? "HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!" she says in defiance.

Link "BYE! HAHAHAHA *is bumped* AHHHHHH!!!!! *falls down*

Yusuke and Miroku ran too fast, and crashed into Link, all 4 of them (??? Included) Tumble down the waterfall...

Miroku remembers Yusuke's secret cave thingie and grapples around, finally finding a ledge, he grabs on and climbs in, soaking wet.

"Never do that again Yusuke! Yusuke? Dude! Not funny! Dude? Yusuke!!!!"

Where is Yusuke? Did ??? Finally die? What's happening betwe-, no wait, I won't answer that! Who'll drop in next? Who will lose? Will Vash ever get out of the hospital? WHAT HAPPENDED TO KENSHIN!? Why does Morton love wedding cake? Wait, wrong fic. Will I answer these questions? Well, will you review?