Da Ramdon Island
By Dr. Hannah
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people that are here or gonna be here except for me, who is sometimes the narrator and the person that wrote this fic, duh.
Chapter 19
K! Let's review!
Team one
1) Kagome 10 (Left first, and came back, then left, then came...)
2) Miroku 4 (kicked off, forever this time!!! Well, maybe)
3) Kenshin 11 (Left, and forgotten)
4) Sano 6 (In a fight)
5) Kaoru 8 (Unconscious)
6) Kurama 6 (Watching fight)
7) Kuwabara 9 (In a fight)
8) Inuyasha 5 (In a fight)
Team two
9) Shippo 6 (In a fight)
10) Sesshomaru 9 (In a fight)
11) Yusuke -4 (kicked off, forever this time!!! Course, I've said that before, and he still came back...)
12) Yahiko 6 (In a fight)
13) Hiei 8 (Unconscious)
14) Sango 9 (Unconscious)
15) Vash 10 (In a hospital, being tortured by Myrel and Millie)
16) Botan 7 (Unconscious)
Ramdon Guests
17) Megumi 8 (Unconscious)
18) Keiko 10 (Left, and came back, then left, then came...)
19) Kirby 15 (The one that everyone loves and loves to leave and come and leave and come...)
20) Link 6 (SEALED OFF IN A FANFIC FOREVER! ("Died") MUAHAHAHAHA! Well, maybe not!)
21) ??? 6 (With Link)
22) Pikachu 1 (Unconscious)
23) Kikyo 1 (Disappeared and hasn't come back, yet.)
24) Naraku 1 (In a fight)
25) Sonic 1 (Unconscious)
26) Tails 1 (Watching fight)
27) Kirara 5 (Was separated from Sango because of many complaints, watching fight, kept most points.)
New Ramdon Guest appearance!
????? "Yoshi! Me Yoshi Dino!"
Kirara "Dang, let's kill it."
Kurama "We're you like that before you met Hiei?"
Ramdon Guest lounge has been expanded due to nice authoresses and angry departments of health!
Tails "He can't be all bad then..."
Kurama "Hey look! They're all down now!"
Kirara "Dang. Oh well, let's explain to this guy how it works here..."
Later...
Kirara "...So that's it. Got it punk?"
Yoshi "Yoshi confused..."
Kurama "Ok, this is my version..."
After that...
Yoshi "Oh! Yoshi understand now! Wondering how little kitty can own Island soul..."
Kirara "GRRRR..."
And after that...
Yoshi "OK! OK! NOT KITTY! AHHHHHHH!!!!"
Tails "KIRARA! CALM DOWN!!"
Kurama "Told you animals, even demonic one's shouldn't have pixy sticks...
Tails "Look who's talking!"
Kurama "Hey, I'm half human! And I've had coffee before, but you..."
Tails "ME? They were stolen before I reached the table!"
Kurama "Oh. That might explain what happened to Hiei."
Tails "Sonic took some too..."
Kurama "And Kirby..."
Tails "Pikachu..."
Kurama "And..."
"KIRARA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Not to worry Yoshi fans! Yoshi was not mauled! I can't really promise the same for Tails, Kurama, Pikachu, Sonic, Hiei, and Kirby...
Somewhere else...
Hiei *Groan*
Sonic "Hey that black stuff does make you run faster..."
Pikachu "Brock never let me eat pure sugar before. Whoo, little pidgeys..."
Hiei "Never give me that stuff again. Owchie."
Pikachu "You stole it!"
Hiei "Sonic ran..."
Sonic "Kirby distracted Tails, but I was your idea!"
Pikachu "Why isn't Kurama affected?"
Hiei "Man, I can't believe Kirara ate so much w-..."
"KIRARA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Sango *wakes up* "Kirara? Where is she? Kurama and Tails were with her!"
Hiei "Kurama?!"
Sonic "Tails?!"
Pikachu "WE GOTTA SAVE THEM!!!"
Sango "Better hurry, you don't wanna know what happened when Inuyasha got chocolate from Kagome and gave some to Kirara!"
Pikachu "What?"
Sango "[censored]"
Pikachu "HURRRYYYYYYYY!!!"
Back to Kirara was...
Kurama "*Pant* *pant*at least we saved Yoshi!"
Tails "*huff* *wheeze* so, tired!"
Kurama "*cough* wait, where's Kirara?!?!"
Tails *looks around* "Uh oh..."
Ok, now back to Kirara actually is...
Kirara is happily slurping up coffee from a mauled Frappe Chino Machine.
Kirara "O.o... Ohhhhh..."
Meanwhile...
Sesshomaru *weakly* "Group hug?"
Naraku "Aww, ok, come on guys!"
Inuyasha *groan*
Shippo "K."
Sano "Sorry guys."
Kuwabara "So k."
Yahiko "@.@ I'm, ok, I think"
Far away...
Vash "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! @#^%&#$^%@!!![Censored]"
Rest of hospital "O.o"
Ummm, far away from there...
Tiff "Hi Kirby!"
Kirby "Kirby! Kirby Kir Kirby! Kirby, Kirby Kirby..." (Tiff! You'll never guess what happened to me...)
WARNING! NEXT 6 PARAGRAPHS MIGHT BRING NIGHTMARES TO KIRBY AND KENSHIN FANS THAT ARE YOUNG AND/OR HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, OCC ness TO THE POINT OF A COFFEE HIGH KIRARA! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Elsewhere...
All white. Nothing. Then...
Kenshin "WHOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PARTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! "Na Na NA! Shake it Swordays! Sing with me! Na na NA!! Shake it Now!"
Ramdon partiers "Na na NA! Go Kenshin! Go Kenshin!"
Hmmm, Kenshin has fun while the dojo is empty. Sings pretty well too!
Kenshin! "Oh yeah! [Censored stuff]"
Ramdon Partiers "WHOOO! [Censored stuff]"
Misao "Who knew Kenshin had 3 personalities!?"
Aoshi "WHOO! That's good punch!"
Misao "^.^ !! [Censored stuff]"
????? "KIRBYYYY!?! Kir? Kirby KIRBY! Kirby... KIRBY Kir KIR!!" (Huh? Where am I ?!?!? Hey, Kenshin? Party? WHOO! [Censored] shake it!)
Kenshin "OH YEAH! Kirby?!?! Come up here! HEY GUYS! THIS IS KIRBY! ONE Of DA COOLEST CATS I KNOW!"
Kirby: Kir? Kir? KIRBY! KIRBY!!!! Kir Kir Kir KIRBY Kir KIRBY! Kirby Kir! KIRBY!!! Kir Kir KIRBYYYYY! KIRBIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!
(Cool? Cat? OH WELL! PARTY!!!! This song is for da chick I knew in Popstar!! I was walking round one DAY! Sucking up all I knew! Oh yeah! LOVE!...)
Ramdon Partiers "GO Kirby! Go Kirby! Kirby Kir! KIRBY!!! Kir Kir KIRBYYYYY! KIRBIIIIIEEEEEEEE!! YEAH!
YOU READ THEM DIDN'T YOU? OH WELL!
Ok, This wasn't my original idea for what happens to Kenshin...
Well, let's see Kirara...
Kirara "YUM!!!! ^.^"
Doors bust open, Tails, Sonic, Kurama, Hiei, and Sango are standing there, all armed.
Sango "Come on Kirara, No more coffee!"
Kirara "NOOOOOOO! MY COFFEE!"
*BOOM* a roof and wall falls down
??? ??? "I'm too hot to touch!"
Tails "AHHH! WHAT'S THAT!?!?!?"
Yoshi "*pant* *cough* Yoshi *pant* run here to warn *wheeze* GIANT Fry guy come soon *Pant* will burn and kill everything!"
Hiei "So we noticed... But I don't care!"
Yoshi "*pant* but It hurt this nice house!"
Hiei "Hn, I sleep in a tree"
The fry guy knocks down another light, crushing the sno-cone machine.
Hiei "O.o NOW I CARE! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Hiei charges with his sword at the huge red monster."
Yoshi "No! you burn!"
Kurama "Don't worry Yoshi, Hiei is fire resistant!"
Yoshi "Ok, but 40 more Fry guys coming soon, and other Sub-con stuff."
Sango "Sub-con?"
Yoshi "Nother word for Mario Brothers 2, very big dream place, kill monsters with veggie under floor! Yoshi was in Sub con park in other fanfiction, everyone eaten cept Lemmy, Roy, and Daisy."
Tails "Well, this explains why you're here then! To help us!"
Yoshi "SONIC? And Kirby here too?"
Sonic "Huh? Oh, I thought I recognized you somewhere! Kirby left. Why?"
Yoshi "In another fan fiction place, you, me, Kirby and Mario fight Sub con monsters and win, Mario is eaten and a plot twist makes me lost, so it just you and Kirby, Kirby also plot twist lost now so it's you to kill it!"
Kurama "Wait, I smell a plot twist coming..."
What going on? Sub Con Park was written by Crazy Packers Fan, who may or may not have a fanfiction account, later "bad guys" may be property of Nintendo, actually, all bad guys are property of Nintendo! Yoshi property of Nintendo! Kirby too, duh, Sonic and Tails property of Sony, I think.
Anyway, who's gonna die? Is there really a plot twist? Will Sonic complete his "destiny?" and what's with Kenshin's Sworday's party?
Read on and review!
By Dr. Hannah
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people that are here or gonna be here except for me, who is sometimes the narrator and the person that wrote this fic, duh.
Chapter 19
K! Let's review!
Team one
1) Kagome 10 (Left first, and came back, then left, then came...)
2) Miroku 4 (kicked off, forever this time!!! Well, maybe)
3) Kenshin 11 (Left, and forgotten)
4) Sano 6 (In a fight)
5) Kaoru 8 (Unconscious)
6) Kurama 6 (Watching fight)
7) Kuwabara 9 (In a fight)
8) Inuyasha 5 (In a fight)
Team two
9) Shippo 6 (In a fight)
10) Sesshomaru 9 (In a fight)
11) Yusuke -4 (kicked off, forever this time!!! Course, I've said that before, and he still came back...)
12) Yahiko 6 (In a fight)
13) Hiei 8 (Unconscious)
14) Sango 9 (Unconscious)
15) Vash 10 (In a hospital, being tortured by Myrel and Millie)
16) Botan 7 (Unconscious)
Ramdon Guests
17) Megumi 8 (Unconscious)
18) Keiko 10 (Left, and came back, then left, then came...)
19) Kirby 15 (The one that everyone loves and loves to leave and come and leave and come...)
20) Link 6 (SEALED OFF IN A FANFIC FOREVER! ("Died") MUAHAHAHAHA! Well, maybe not!)
21) ??? 6 (With Link)
22) Pikachu 1 (Unconscious)
23) Kikyo 1 (Disappeared and hasn't come back, yet.)
24) Naraku 1 (In a fight)
25) Sonic 1 (Unconscious)
26) Tails 1 (Watching fight)
27) Kirara 5 (Was separated from Sango because of many complaints, watching fight, kept most points.)
New Ramdon Guest appearance!
????? "Yoshi! Me Yoshi Dino!"
Kirara "Dang, let's kill it."
Kurama "We're you like that before you met Hiei?"
Ramdon Guest lounge has been expanded due to nice authoresses and angry departments of health!
Tails "He can't be all bad then..."
Kurama "Hey look! They're all down now!"
Kirara "Dang. Oh well, let's explain to this guy how it works here..."
Later...
Kirara "...So that's it. Got it punk?"
Yoshi "Yoshi confused..."
Kurama "Ok, this is my version..."
After that...
Yoshi "Oh! Yoshi understand now! Wondering how little kitty can own Island soul..."
Kirara "GRRRR..."
And after that...
Yoshi "OK! OK! NOT KITTY! AHHHHHHH!!!!"
Tails "KIRARA! CALM DOWN!!"
Kurama "Told you animals, even demonic one's shouldn't have pixy sticks...
Tails "Look who's talking!"
Kurama "Hey, I'm half human! And I've had coffee before, but you..."
Tails "ME? They were stolen before I reached the table!"
Kurama "Oh. That might explain what happened to Hiei."
Tails "Sonic took some too..."
Kurama "And Kirby..."
Tails "Pikachu..."
Kurama "And..."
"KIRARA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Not to worry Yoshi fans! Yoshi was not mauled! I can't really promise the same for Tails, Kurama, Pikachu, Sonic, Hiei, and Kirby...
Somewhere else...
Hiei *Groan*
Sonic "Hey that black stuff does make you run faster..."
Pikachu "Brock never let me eat pure sugar before. Whoo, little pidgeys..."
Hiei "Never give me that stuff again. Owchie."
Pikachu "You stole it!"
Hiei "Sonic ran..."
Sonic "Kirby distracted Tails, but I was your idea!"
Pikachu "Why isn't Kurama affected?"
Hiei "Man, I can't believe Kirara ate so much w-..."
"KIRARA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Sango *wakes up* "Kirara? Where is she? Kurama and Tails were with her!"
Hiei "Kurama?!"
Sonic "Tails?!"
Pikachu "WE GOTTA SAVE THEM!!!"
Sango "Better hurry, you don't wanna know what happened when Inuyasha got chocolate from Kagome and gave some to Kirara!"
Pikachu "What?"
Sango "[censored]"
Pikachu "HURRRYYYYYYYY!!!"
Back to Kirara was...
Kurama "*Pant* *pant*at least we saved Yoshi!"
Tails "*huff* *wheeze* so, tired!"
Kurama "*cough* wait, where's Kirara?!?!"
Tails *looks around* "Uh oh..."
Ok, now back to Kirara actually is...
Kirara is happily slurping up coffee from a mauled Frappe Chino Machine.
Kirara "O.o... Ohhhhh..."
Meanwhile...
Sesshomaru *weakly* "Group hug?"
Naraku "Aww, ok, come on guys!"
Inuyasha *groan*
Shippo "K."
Sano "Sorry guys."
Kuwabara "So k."
Yahiko "@.@ I'm, ok, I think"
Far away...
Vash "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! @#^%&#$^%@!!![Censored]"
Rest of hospital "O.o"
Ummm, far away from there...
Tiff "Hi Kirby!"
Kirby "Kirby! Kirby Kir Kirby! Kirby, Kirby Kirby..." (Tiff! You'll never guess what happened to me...)
WARNING! NEXT 6 PARAGRAPHS MIGHT BRING NIGHTMARES TO KIRBY AND KENSHIN FANS THAT ARE YOUNG AND/OR HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, OCC ness TO THE POINT OF A COFFEE HIGH KIRARA! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Elsewhere...
All white. Nothing. Then...
Kenshin "WHOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PARTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! "Na Na NA! Shake it Swordays! Sing with me! Na na NA!! Shake it Now!"
Ramdon partiers "Na na NA! Go Kenshin! Go Kenshin!"
Hmmm, Kenshin has fun while the dojo is empty. Sings pretty well too!
Kenshin! "Oh yeah! [Censored stuff]"
Ramdon Partiers "WHOOO! [Censored stuff]"
Misao "Who knew Kenshin had 3 personalities!?"
Aoshi "WHOO! That's good punch!"
Misao "^.^ !! [Censored stuff]"
????? "KIRBYYYY!?! Kir? Kirby KIRBY! Kirby... KIRBY Kir KIR!!" (Huh? Where am I ?!?!? Hey, Kenshin? Party? WHOO! [Censored] shake it!)
Kenshin "OH YEAH! Kirby?!?! Come up here! HEY GUYS! THIS IS KIRBY! ONE Of DA COOLEST CATS I KNOW!"
Kirby: Kir? Kir? KIRBY! KIRBY!!!! Kir Kir Kir KIRBY Kir KIRBY! Kirby Kir! KIRBY!!! Kir Kir KIRBYYYYY! KIRBIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!
(Cool? Cat? OH WELL! PARTY!!!! This song is for da chick I knew in Popstar!! I was walking round one DAY! Sucking up all I knew! Oh yeah! LOVE!...)
Ramdon Partiers "GO Kirby! Go Kirby! Kirby Kir! KIRBY!!! Kir Kir KIRBYYYYY! KIRBIIIIIEEEEEEEE!! YEAH!
YOU READ THEM DIDN'T YOU? OH WELL!
Ok, This wasn't my original idea for what happens to Kenshin...
Well, let's see Kirara...
Kirara "YUM!!!! ^.^"
Doors bust open, Tails, Sonic, Kurama, Hiei, and Sango are standing there, all armed.
Sango "Come on Kirara, No more coffee!"
Kirara "NOOOOOOO! MY COFFEE!"
*BOOM* a roof and wall falls down
??? ??? "I'm too hot to touch!"
Tails "AHHH! WHAT'S THAT!?!?!?"
Yoshi "*pant* *cough* Yoshi *pant* run here to warn *wheeze* GIANT Fry guy come soon *Pant* will burn and kill everything!"
Hiei "So we noticed... But I don't care!"
Yoshi "*pant* but It hurt this nice house!"
Hiei "Hn, I sleep in a tree"
The fry guy knocks down another light, crushing the sno-cone machine.
Hiei "O.o NOW I CARE! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Hiei charges with his sword at the huge red monster."
Yoshi "No! you burn!"
Kurama "Don't worry Yoshi, Hiei is fire resistant!"
Yoshi "Ok, but 40 more Fry guys coming soon, and other Sub-con stuff."
Sango "Sub-con?"
Yoshi "Nother word for Mario Brothers 2, very big dream place, kill monsters with veggie under floor! Yoshi was in Sub con park in other fanfiction, everyone eaten cept Lemmy, Roy, and Daisy."
Tails "Well, this explains why you're here then! To help us!"
Yoshi "SONIC? And Kirby here too?"
Sonic "Huh? Oh, I thought I recognized you somewhere! Kirby left. Why?"
Yoshi "In another fan fiction place, you, me, Kirby and Mario fight Sub con monsters and win, Mario is eaten and a plot twist makes me lost, so it just you and Kirby, Kirby also plot twist lost now so it's you to kill it!"
Kurama "Wait, I smell a plot twist coming..."
What going on? Sub Con Park was written by Crazy Packers Fan, who may or may not have a fanfiction account, later "bad guys" may be property of Nintendo, actually, all bad guys are property of Nintendo! Yoshi property of Nintendo! Kirby too, duh, Sonic and Tails property of Sony, I think.
Anyway, who's gonna die? Is there really a plot twist? Will Sonic complete his "destiny?" and what's with Kenshin's Sworday's party?
Read on and review!