Da Ramdon Island

By Dr. Hannah

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people that are here or gonna be here except for me, who is sometimes the narrator and the person that wrote this fic, duh.

Chapter 23

Well, I don't like explaining previous chapters so read them yourself!

Shippo "You know, Kirby hasn't come back in a while..."

Yahiko "Do you think he's..."

Sesshomaru "NOOO!!!! NOT THE CUTE PUFF BALL TOO!!!"

Anyway, who's left on the Island?

Inuyasha

Sesshomaru

Shippo

Sango

Kirara (lost)

Kurama

Hiei

Kuwabara

Kenshin

Sano

Yahiko

Megumi

Kaoru

Kirby (lost)

Sonic (lost)

Tails (lost)

Meanwhile...

Kirara "Woah! What's that?!"

Kirby "It's... It's... a house!"

Tails "A house!?"

Kirby "Yeah! It looks like the old Ramdon Guest Lounge!"

Sonic "I can see it too! Let's go!"

Later...

Kirara "A FRAPPE CHINO MACHINE!!!!" *jumps at it*

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!" everyone else cried, trying to hold her back.

Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on your view, Kirara got there first and mauled the top off.

"NOOOO!! It's empty!" Kirara howled.

"Phew." Everyone else sighed in relief

Tails "You know, you can just push the button instead of scratching the top off."

Kirara "What button?"

Tails "The one right... Hey! That's just a box!"

"Quiet! Don't let her know!" Kirby whispered.

Too late Kirby, Kirara found the real Frappe Chino Machine, but this time, pushed the button

Kirara "YAY!"

Sonic "Tails! You let her find out!"

Tails "She would have anyway, she can smell it a mile away."

Kirby "How do you know?"

"Me and Kurama found out, painfully too, while trying to save Yoshi"

Sonic "Where is Yoshi anyway?"

Kirby "Last time I saw him he was mumbling about parties at..."

Meanwhile...

"MY DOJO!?!?!?!" Kaoru roared.

"Eep!" Kenshin, Yahiko, Megumi and Sano fled in fear, and with good reason too, she still had Botan's oar...

"You know! Botan wouldn't appreciate you using her oar like that!" Kurama yelled at her.

Kuwabara "Yeah, she uses a metal bat for whacking people!"

Hiei "SHUT UP BAKA!" *whacks him*

Kuwabara "Ow! What was that for shrimp!"

Kaoru "Metal bat eh? Hehe. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Inuyasha "@$%#^&! How much of that stuff did she take!?"

"You don't wanna know. AHHHHH!"Yahiko screamed, barely dodging a swing of Botan's precious oar.

Kenshin "You know Kaoru! I'm sure the dojo is ok! I mean, I can check!" *disappears*

Sano "He ditched us! Woah! Watch the hair!!"

So...

"YOSHI!!!!!!!!!!" Kenshin screamed over the noise

"Yoshi station rules!!!!!" Yoshi apparently didn't hear him.

Yoshis "Yo-shi! Di-no! Yo-shi! Sta-tion!"

Kenshin slowly walked over to Yoshi, finally the green Yoshi saw him...

"Uh-oh..."

"YOSHI! I'm surprised!"

"Yoshi sorry..."

"No, really, I'm gonna change the name to Yoshi Station!"

"What?"

"THIS IS GREAT! If we invite my friends too! We could have the biggest party of the era!"

"Yoshi call them!"

Wait? Was the telephone invented yet? Oh well.

Anyway...

Kirby "Man, this is the life!"

Sonic "Yeah! The authoress must have made us a second house!"

Tails "I guess we're her favorite characters! Ya-"

Sonic "NO TAILS! NO CHEERING!"

Tails "Oh yeah. What does she have against that anyway?"

Kirby "I guess she just wants to make everyone miserable, I mean, the people on survivor were never really happy the whole time."

Sonic "I'm still wondering who's supposed to kill the monsters, I mean, I thought it was you Kirby!"

Kirby "It's probably Kirara, did you see her maul that thing that destroyed the coffee machine?"

Everyone looks at Kirara, who seems to be talking to the frappe machine now.

Kirara "Thank you! You're so kind! Wow! Can I have more! Yay! *pushes button* *laps up coffee* sorry for mauling you friends. Ohh. Yummy! Wow, wedding cake!"

Kirby "O.o Wedding cake?"

Tails "She said cupcakes a while back..."

Sonic "No, it was angel cake."

About 2 miles away...

Kaoru is still chasing Megumi, Sano, and Yahiko. Hiei was ditched everyone and located Kirby with his Jagon (sp?). Sesshomaru and Sango have made graves for the "dead". Shippo is, well, gone too, but no one has noticed. Kuwabara's well, Kuwabara.

Hiei "What?! They found another sweet snow machine! Grr" *runs off in a flash* Not noticing that Kurama and Inuyasha are following him.

Inuyasha "Are you sure you heard right?"

Kurama "Yup, Hiei saw Sonic, Kirara, Tails and Kirby in some other guest lounge."

Inuyasha "Wait, he's gone!"

Kurama "No, I see him, follow me!"

Meanwhile...

Misao "That Yoshi is so cute!"

Aoshi "... Aren't I cute?"

Misao "Hi! I'm Misao!"

Koshi "I'm Koshi! Wanna dance!?"

Misao "Sure!" *starts dancing*

Aoshi "... that's...my girlfriend." *thinking* did I just say that Misao is my girlfriend?!

*no one pays attention to him*

Aoshi "stupid yoshis." *thinking* oh man, I did! And she didn't hear me!

*still no one cares*

The 2 kids that hang around the dojo are riding yoshis, everyone's having fun, well, almost.

Aoshi "So...Lonely. Hey, why don't I spike the punch!"

Moving on...

Hiei "Ah HA! I THOUGHT SO! HAVING FUN WITHOUT ME!"

Sonic "Chill dude, we couldn't find you guys."

Kirby "Want a sno-cone?" *licks his*

Hiei "O.o SWEET SNOW!"

Kurama "*pant* no, wait Hiei! Remember what happened last time?"

Hiei "Kurama?"

Inuyasha "*cough* you run too fast, and no more coffee for you! *wheeze*"

Kirara "MY COFFEE!"

Hiei "Is she ok?"

Tails "I wouldn't know."

Inuyasha "Hey! Chocolate! GIMME!"

Kurama "Inuyasha NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Oh well, Inuyasha slashes open a vending machine and helps himself to some choco bars.

Kirby "What's wrong?"

Kurama "Well, dogs can't eat chocolate."

Inuyasha suddenly stops in mid bite and faints, clutching his stomach

Hiei "Hn, he can't even learn from past mistakes."

Hiei's face is covered in ice cream and fudge, there are waffle cone crumbs on the floor.

"Hiei, we had a talk about the ice cream problem, remember?" Kurama said sternly.

Hiei "Yeah, well, what about her!" *points at Kirara*

Kurama *sigh* "Am I the only here that's not impulsive when it comes to junk food and caffeinated beverages?"

Kirby "I like watermelons!"

Sonic "Yoshi likes fruit."

Tails "Kagome pretends to be addicted to oden..."

Let's check on poor Aoshi...

Aoshi "Ohhhhh, my head!"

Kenshin "Hey Aoshi! Wazzup!"

Yoshi "Yoshi think too much alcohol is bad for you!"

Aoshi "I'm having girl problems."

Kenshin "Misao?"

Aoshi "HOW did you KNOW!"

Yoshi "You keep saying Misao when drunk."

Aoshi "I got drunk?!"

Kenshin "OH, yeah." *tells story*

Aoshi "Ok, no more sake and spiking punch for me!"

Yoshi "Aoshi spike punch?!"

Aoshi "Um, yeah, sorry."

Kenshin "That might explain it, I think you spiked your own drink by mistake..."

Aoshi "O.o..."

Well, that's it for chappie 23! Remember to review and stuff or I'll stop writing, and we'll never know who the destined one is! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!