Da Ramdon Island

By Dr. Hannah

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people that are here or gonna be here except for me, who is sometimes the narrator and the person that wrote this fic, duh.

Chapter 28

Ok, even though I only got 2 reviews!!!! (Thanks guys! *sniff*)

I'm, umm, uhh, ok! I wrote a chappie! Ok? Happy? I'm such a pushover.

Anyway, my methods for choosing the winner is a bit, uh, ramdon. (And unorthodox, if you want to call it that). So some people better tell me who they want to win! Or we might *shudders* see Kuwabara win.

Hiei "NO0o0o0O00oo!!!!!!"

Kuwabara "Oh hey Hiei! Nice house!"

Botan "YOU FOUND ANOTHER HOUSE AND DIDN'T TELL US!?"

[Whoops, I kinda forgot who's still here and suppose to be here, so just to review...

Team one

4) Sano 6

5) Kaoru 8

6) Kurama 6

7) Kuwabara 9

8) Inuyasha 5

Team two

9) Shippo 8

10) Sesshomaru 9

12) Yahiko 6

13) Hiei 8

14) Sango 9

16) Botan 9

Ramdon Guests

17) Megumi 8

24) Naraku 1 (Lost? Hiding? Dead? In the bathroom? Who knows. Oh yeah, me.)

25) Sonic 1

26) Tails 1

27) Kirara 5

30) Koga 1

31) Mizu 1

Oh? My method of choosing a winner? Pick a name out of a box.]

Sango "Hi Koga! How's it going?"

Koga "Huh? Fine, who are you?"

Sango "Inuyasha, WHAT DID YOU DO!?!"

Inuyasha "Uhhh, hey an envelope!" *points at something*

Sango "What? Where? INYASHA! GET BACK HERE!"

Hiei "I'll get him."

Meanwhile...

Hiei "Ditching those idiots, that's the best idea you've ever had."

Inuyasha "Feh, whatever. Hey! The sign!"

Hiei "Thanks baka!!" *runs off towards it*

Inuyasha "HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU CHEATER!"

Later...

"HAHAHA! Those idiots! They'll never find me no- OW!"

Kurama "HEY! Watch where you're going! Oh hi Hiei! Is that an envelope? Thanks!" *takes it*

Hiei "... stupid plot holes"

Kurama "Ok guys! Listen up!

Voting

Ok, stupid title, but anyone that's seen survivor knows that people vote each other off! Thankfully, or not, I've never seen more than 20min of survivor! So I really have no idea what actually happens, anyway.

Find a really cheesy looking potion that turns into a door, go in and you'll find a totally ripped off sub con room. There will be paper and pencils, write the name of the person you want kicked off and stick it into the vase nearby. The person that has the most votes will be gone tomorrow, no matter how many points they have.

X is a ramdon vote.

So? Make alliances, backstab, and find that potion!"

Inuyasha "Hey guys! Look! I found this potion thing! Whoops." *drops it*

The potion turns into a door and everyone stares.

Inuyasha "Cool. Maybe there's a bathroom inside!" *goes in*

Everyone else "..."

"Hey! Shove over!"

"Off me you idiots!"

"Hey! Women first!"

"Ow! My foot!"

Later...

Everybody has finished writing, Inuyasha and Hiei have put aside their differences and voted for Kuwabara. Koga doesn't know most of the people's names so just eats his paper. Kirara votes for Sango, Botan votes for Kaoru because she almost broke her oar, Kaoru finally settles for voting for Megumi for the dojo incident, Sesshomaru and Kurama decide to throw away their papers, no one deserves to be fanfic killed. Everyone else votes X, or something else...

Da next day...

Hey wait a minute! I gotta find my hat to stuff these papers into! Wait, why don't you ppl just vote? Please? Review? Pleaseeeeee!? I mean, if you don't I'll have to pick out of a hat and someone cool might get chucked off! *gasp*. Hey, if you don't hate anyone, just vote for who you want to win the $1,000,000. Sure, vote for 5 people for all I care, just review or something. Or maybe send me a hat and a pen. *sigh*

Buh Bye!