Da Ramdon Island

By Dr. Hannah

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people that are here or gonna be here except for me, who is sometimes the narrator and the person that wrote this fic, duh.

Chapter 29

[MEEEEP!!!! I haven't written in soooo long! Well, actually, I have, I was just working on my other fics.]

Sonic "*Yawn!* where am- oh no..."

Tails "What? I don't, oh man, is this..."

Sonic "Yup. Wanna beer?"

[This is pretty much the ending of Da Ramdon Family, one of my other fics. Hey, I gotta sequel too, My Ramdon Life, working on it, that's why I almost dropped DRI.]

Let's see, after much hat shaking, people leaving are... Sano, Shippo, Sango, and... Mizu?! Oh, that can't be good, REALLY SORRY MIZU!!!! Hey, wait, one more... I'm going to regret this... Kirara. Aw, I liked her.

Back to the fic!!!

The Next Morning...

Sango "YEAH! I'm still- oh, this isn't the island, this, oh god, Miroku? Is this..."

Miroku "YUP! ^.^"

Sango $%^&@ !!!

Far, Far away, in another fan fiction...

Hiei "I'm still here! Oh yeah!"

Kuwabara "Hey, me too!"

Inuyasha "... well, there goes my happiness."

Hiei "Well, at least we can torture him now."

Inuyasha "Your right! Wait, where's everyone else?"

Kuwabara "Lookie! A note!

Note:

Hey guys! I'm writing this really fast cause Botan is trying to hit me, we found a letter and were off squirrel hunting! Yeah, please don't think we're abandoning you. Good luck guys!

~Kurama

Hiei "WHAT?! THAT FOX! HE ABANDONED ME!"

Inuyasha "Feh, come on you wussy Youkai."

Hiei "Look's who's talking, Hanyou."

Kuwabara "Oh well! Guess we should try to catch a squirrel right? Guys? Guys?"

Kuwabara looks back to see Hiei and Inuyasha in a dust cloud.

Halfway across the island...

Kurama "I still think we should all work together."

Botan "Come on, after all the times they abandoned us?"

Kurama "Actually, I can't remember many times that's happened..."

Koga "SQURRIEL!!"

"CHARGE!!!!!!"

"GET IT!!!"

"AHH!!! MOVE!!!!"

"Ow, that hurt!"

"Hah, its tail tickles!"

"..."

And of course, in the midst of all the chaos, the squirrel escapes, and runs right into a trap Kurama set.

Kurama "WOOHOO!! ^.^"

Kurama is just about to wrap up the squirrel in some vines when the squirrel stares deep into his green emerald eyes, the squirrel's eyes seem to moisten as it bows his head in defeat. [Yes, it gets big sad anime eyes.]

"...

Aw forget it."

Kurama lets the squirrel go and immediately everyone else starts chasing it through the woods.

In Da Woods...

Botan "No! It's gone!"

Hiei "What's gone?"

Botan "The squirrel. Hey wait, Hiei? AHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME!"

Inuyasha "What!?"

Botan "I DIDN'T!!! I didn't abandon you guys! I didn't find the envelope telling us to find and catch a squirrel for 3 points!!! I didn't try to hit Kurama with an oar! I DIDN'T!!! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

...

"Rightttttt..."

[Hmm, the stress of the island is getting to her, I should kick her off...]

Megumi "AHHH! CALM DOWN BOTAN!!"

Botan "I DIDN'T!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHINGGGGGGGG"

Koga "Ohh! The little squirrel is back!"

Without warning, the squirrel jumps into Botan's arms.

Botan "What? it just wanted to be friends? Even after all the times I tried to catch it? Aww, that's so-

[Hmm, Yeah, Botan's gone.]

*ZAP* Botan disappears, with the squirrel.

...

Koga "What?!"

Kaoru "See, this is what's called a "Plot Hole""

[Yeah yeah, PLEASE REVIEW!!! Hmm, actually, Mizu might be coming back, YOU'LL SEE!!! Heh, and what will happen to our overstressed bluette?]

[Really, it will get better, I typed this on da spot because of many emails wondering if I dropped this story or if it was done.]