Title: Queer as Everwood
Rating: R for language and innuendo
Disclosure: I don't own "Everwood" or "Queer as Folk" or any characters in either, so don't sue.
Warning: parody of "Everwood" slash (because I've written some myself); contains weird pairings and other wackiness; set sometime in future when all these characters are adults (well, except one, but there's a reason for that)
Comments: Come on, you know you want to.
Author's note: The parallels make more sense if you've seen the original British "Queer as Folk" miniseries, which was less, uh, "explicit" because it aired on regular TV rather than cable. Also, Stuart (the British "Brian") was playful, even puckish, and Alexander (the British "Emmett") was jaded and snarky rather than sweet and folksy. Anyway.
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