Interview of Anime Characters
Jeff: Hey, where's Asuka?
Kinie: I don't know.
Jeff: Well, we're about to start.
Kinie: I'll take over her hosting duties, since she's not here.
Jeff: Uh. OK, I guess.
~ Begins filming ~
Kinie: Hello, and welcome to "Interview of Anime Characters!" (Enter theme music) I'm subbing in for Asuka today; she came down with a bad case of stomach flu.
~ 10 minutes before showtime ~ Asuka: Kinie, what are you doing backstage?!
Kinie: I'm here to let you know Wolfwood wants to talk to you inside his dressing room.
Asuka: OK! (Runs into dressing room)
Kinie: AHA! (Shoves a HUGE boulder in front of the door)
Asuka: Huh? He's not in here. Hey, why won't the door open? Kinie, you're gonna be dead by the time I'm through with you!
Kinie: Well, since Asuka isn't around, I guess I'll have to take over hosting duties for her! ~ End of flashback ~
Kinie: Well, let's hope she gets better soon! In the mean time, here's Meryl Strife from the Bernardelian Insurance Company!
Meryl: Where's Asuka?
Kinie: Stomach flu.
Meryl: Oh.
Kinie: So, first question! Why do you have so many derringers in your coat, don't you know they only can fire like 1 or 2 bullets per gun?
Meryl: I have like 30 in my coat, so I don't worry too much about the bullets. Besides, Milly reloads them for me while we're fighting.
Kinie: Next question! When you first saw Vash, did you think he really was the Humanoid Typhoon?
Meryl: Him? Being Vash the Stampede? Come on! Just look at how he acts! He's a bumbling buffoon that can't do anything right and doesn't even have a job! He eats all of our donuts, can't ride a Thomas, he . (continues on like that for about an hour)., and always tries to get a woman!
Kinie: Zzzzz.. Huh? Oh, anyway. Do you love him?
Vash (behind the camera): Hmm? (Looks intensively at Meryl.)
Meryl: Me? Love him? No! (Turns red for about 30 minutes)
Vash begins crying softly behind the camera. (Tears of sadness, or joy?)
Kinie: Well, we have time for 1 more question. How do you--
Asuka breaks through the door and the boulder, and dashes out onto the set. Asuka: KINIE!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Kinie: (sweatdrops) uh. that's all the time we have today, see you tomorrow!
Kinie begins to run away, with Asuka throwing anything she can find at him (chairs, coffee mugs, donuts), then takes out her reverse-blade sword, and begins trying to clobber him to death.
Vash: Hey, those are mine! (pointing to the donuts)
~ End of interview ~
Jeff: Hey, where's Asuka?
Kinie: I don't know.
Jeff: Well, we're about to start.
Kinie: I'll take over her hosting duties, since she's not here.
Jeff: Uh. OK, I guess.
~ Begins filming ~
Kinie: Hello, and welcome to "Interview of Anime Characters!" (Enter theme music) I'm subbing in for Asuka today; she came down with a bad case of stomach flu.
~ 10 minutes before showtime ~ Asuka: Kinie, what are you doing backstage?!
Kinie: I'm here to let you know Wolfwood wants to talk to you inside his dressing room.
Asuka: OK! (Runs into dressing room)
Kinie: AHA! (Shoves a HUGE boulder in front of the door)
Asuka: Huh? He's not in here. Hey, why won't the door open? Kinie, you're gonna be dead by the time I'm through with you!
Kinie: Well, since Asuka isn't around, I guess I'll have to take over hosting duties for her! ~ End of flashback ~
Kinie: Well, let's hope she gets better soon! In the mean time, here's Meryl Strife from the Bernardelian Insurance Company!
Meryl: Where's Asuka?
Kinie: Stomach flu.
Meryl: Oh.
Kinie: So, first question! Why do you have so many derringers in your coat, don't you know they only can fire like 1 or 2 bullets per gun?
Meryl: I have like 30 in my coat, so I don't worry too much about the bullets. Besides, Milly reloads them for me while we're fighting.
Kinie: Next question! When you first saw Vash, did you think he really was the Humanoid Typhoon?
Meryl: Him? Being Vash the Stampede? Come on! Just look at how he acts! He's a bumbling buffoon that can't do anything right and doesn't even have a job! He eats all of our donuts, can't ride a Thomas, he . (continues on like that for about an hour)., and always tries to get a woman!
Kinie: Zzzzz.. Huh? Oh, anyway. Do you love him?
Vash (behind the camera): Hmm? (Looks intensively at Meryl.)
Meryl: Me? Love him? No! (Turns red for about 30 minutes)
Vash begins crying softly behind the camera. (Tears of sadness, or joy?)
Kinie: Well, we have time for 1 more question. How do you--
Asuka breaks through the door and the boulder, and dashes out onto the set. Asuka: KINIE!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Kinie: (sweatdrops) uh. that's all the time we have today, see you tomorrow!
Kinie begins to run away, with Asuka throwing anything she can find at him (chairs, coffee mugs, donuts), then takes out her reverse-blade sword, and begins trying to clobber him to death.
Vash: Hey, those are mine! (pointing to the donuts)
~ End of interview ~