Interview of Anime Characters!
Jeff: **Begins filming.** Azi: Hello, and welcome to another installment of... Kinie: Interview of Anime Characters! **Theme music plays ** Azi: It seems that the general audience liked Kinie's interview, so the big cheeses up in the big office buildings... Kinie: Decided that we will both perform an interview of anime characters! Jeff **Behind camera** This isn't going to be good... Azi: Anyway, to commemerate this unique event, both Kinie and myself will be interviewing two Trigun characters! Kinie: That's right, folks! 2 interviews for the price of 1 show! Azi: And here are the two that we are going to interview **Points off-stage** Knives... Kinie: And Vash!
Both enter the set, glaring at each other. They sit down, still watching each others movements. They both sit down, but still glare at each other.
Azi: Hey, calm down, you guys! Kinie: Yeah, you both agreed to be interview with your older/younger brother at the same time! Vash: But we didn't say that we won't like it... **Still glaring at Knives ** Knives: Just because we agreed, doesn't mean that we like it... **Glaring at Vash ** Vash: Hey! That's what I just said! **Stands up, knocks chair over. ** Knives: **Also stands up, knocking chair over ** Well, if you would just- Azi & Knives: STOP! Knives & Vash: What?
Both turn their heads toward Azi and Kinie, and find themselves staring down the barrels of 2 Sony Black Ops Rocket Launchers (SBORL). **Yes, we both read Megatokyo. **
Azi: I guess you guys didn't read the fine print. Kinie: It states, that if you two begin to fight, we are allowed to take any means necessary to resolve the issue. Azi: And when it comes to 'resolving' an issue... Kinie: We both like to just blow it up. So if you don't want to get blown to kingdom-come, I suggest you sit back down, and RELAX. Vash: **Pouty looking face ** Fine. Knives: **Also looking defeated ** We'll calm down.
They both pick up their respective chairs, and sit down. Both try to relax, but they still look uneasy.
Azi: Good boys. Kinie: Let's get started with the interview then.
Both SBORLs disappear, and the two interviewers sit down.
Jeff **Behind camera ** Whew. that was a close one. Azi: So, first question goes to Vash! Vash: Yes? Azi: Near the end of the show, your robitic arm gun, which had a powerful gun hidden inside of it, was upgraded to have a semi-automatic gun of sorts. Which gun did you like more? Vash: Hmm. hard to say. there are pros and cons to each gun. The old one had the stopping power, but the new one had rapid fire. I can't answer that question without further investigation. Sorry. Azi: It's OK. Kinie: Now, Knives. Knives: Hmm? Kinie: When did you realize you had telekinetic powers? In the show, it seems that, on the SEEDs ship, you controled the crew members to kill each other. Knives: Yes. I did use my telekinetic powers to kill all of the crew members. Even as a baby, I knew I had a gift. It wasn't until my body had matured more that I was able to fully control my powers. Azi: And Vash has the potential to have the same abilities as you, right? Knives: Yes. But, he chooses to live as a human, even though he isn't. Vash: Hey! I like being human! They make cool, good things! Knives: Like what? Vash: Donuts, and. uhh. beer. and. uhh. Knives: Exactily. The two things you could come up with is a pastry and a drink that makes you sick within an hour. Azi: Have you ever had either? Knives: No. Vash: **Surprised, shocked look ** WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT????????? You haven't had a donut, or a beer? No wonder you want to kill humanity! You must try at least one of each! **Hands Knives a donut and a beer can. ** Knives: Ba, humbug! **Uses telkinetic powers to launch both objects at Vash. ** Vash: **Eats the flying donut, and opens the beer can, and downs it in one gulp. ** AH! That was refreshing! Knives: **begins using telekinetic powers to launch more objects at Vash (i.e. chairs, tables, sharp, pointy things, etc. ) ** Vash: AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!! **Jumps out of chair, and runs away to avoid objects flying at him. ** Knives: Come back here! **Gets up, and begins chasing after Vash. **
Meanwhile, as those two begin a one-sided fight, Azi and Kinie have their SBORLs out, ready to fire.
Azi: You know, I was kinda hoping that they would do something like this. Kinie: Yeah, it's much funnier to see them get blown away by something. Azi: Ready. **Begins aiming at Knives. ** Kinie: Steady. **Begins aiming at Vash. ** Azi & Kinie: FIRE!
Both launch rockets at their respective targets. Both Knives and Vash see the incoming rockets, and try to outrun them. They go over several hills, with the rockets chasing after them. Finally, after passing over a 4th hill, two mushroom clouds appear over the hill.
Azi & Kinie: BINGO! **Give each other a high-five. ** A few minutes later, both Knives and Vash come walking back, all black and steaming at several places. Vash: Stupid. Knives: Rockets. Vash & Knives: We're gonna **cough** get you two **cough ** if it's the last **cough ** thing we do! **cough**
Azi: **sweatdropping ** Well, would you look at the time! Kinie: **Also sweatdropping ** That's it for this installment of 'Interview of Anime Characters!' Azi & Kinie: See you all tomorrow! **Dash off, leaving white clouds behind them. ** Knives & Vash: Get back here! **chase after the two. ** Jeff: Oh, boy.
~ End interview ~
Jeff: **Begins filming.** Azi: Hello, and welcome to another installment of... Kinie: Interview of Anime Characters! **Theme music plays ** Azi: It seems that the general audience liked Kinie's interview, so the big cheeses up in the big office buildings... Kinie: Decided that we will both perform an interview of anime characters! Jeff **Behind camera** This isn't going to be good... Azi: Anyway, to commemerate this unique event, both Kinie and myself will be interviewing two Trigun characters! Kinie: That's right, folks! 2 interviews for the price of 1 show! Azi: And here are the two that we are going to interview **Points off-stage** Knives... Kinie: And Vash!
Both enter the set, glaring at each other. They sit down, still watching each others movements. They both sit down, but still glare at each other.
Azi: Hey, calm down, you guys! Kinie: Yeah, you both agreed to be interview with your older/younger brother at the same time! Vash: But we didn't say that we won't like it... **Still glaring at Knives ** Knives: Just because we agreed, doesn't mean that we like it... **Glaring at Vash ** Vash: Hey! That's what I just said! **Stands up, knocks chair over. ** Knives: **Also stands up, knocking chair over ** Well, if you would just- Azi & Knives: STOP! Knives & Vash: What?
Both turn their heads toward Azi and Kinie, and find themselves staring down the barrels of 2 Sony Black Ops Rocket Launchers (SBORL). **Yes, we both read Megatokyo. **
Azi: I guess you guys didn't read the fine print. Kinie: It states, that if you two begin to fight, we are allowed to take any means necessary to resolve the issue. Azi: And when it comes to 'resolving' an issue... Kinie: We both like to just blow it up. So if you don't want to get blown to kingdom-come, I suggest you sit back down, and RELAX. Vash: **Pouty looking face ** Fine. Knives: **Also looking defeated ** We'll calm down.
They both pick up their respective chairs, and sit down. Both try to relax, but they still look uneasy.
Azi: Good boys. Kinie: Let's get started with the interview then.
Both SBORLs disappear, and the two interviewers sit down.
Jeff **Behind camera ** Whew. that was a close one. Azi: So, first question goes to Vash! Vash: Yes? Azi: Near the end of the show, your robitic arm gun, which had a powerful gun hidden inside of it, was upgraded to have a semi-automatic gun of sorts. Which gun did you like more? Vash: Hmm. hard to say. there are pros and cons to each gun. The old one had the stopping power, but the new one had rapid fire. I can't answer that question without further investigation. Sorry. Azi: It's OK. Kinie: Now, Knives. Knives: Hmm? Kinie: When did you realize you had telekinetic powers? In the show, it seems that, on the SEEDs ship, you controled the crew members to kill each other. Knives: Yes. I did use my telekinetic powers to kill all of the crew members. Even as a baby, I knew I had a gift. It wasn't until my body had matured more that I was able to fully control my powers. Azi: And Vash has the potential to have the same abilities as you, right? Knives: Yes. But, he chooses to live as a human, even though he isn't. Vash: Hey! I like being human! They make cool, good things! Knives: Like what? Vash: Donuts, and. uhh. beer. and. uhh. Knives: Exactily. The two things you could come up with is a pastry and a drink that makes you sick within an hour. Azi: Have you ever had either? Knives: No. Vash: **Surprised, shocked look ** WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT????????? You haven't had a donut, or a beer? No wonder you want to kill humanity! You must try at least one of each! **Hands Knives a donut and a beer can. ** Knives: Ba, humbug! **Uses telkinetic powers to launch both objects at Vash. ** Vash: **Eats the flying donut, and opens the beer can, and downs it in one gulp. ** AH! That was refreshing! Knives: **begins using telekinetic powers to launch more objects at Vash (i.e. chairs, tables, sharp, pointy things, etc. ) ** Vash: AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!! **Jumps out of chair, and runs away to avoid objects flying at him. ** Knives: Come back here! **Gets up, and begins chasing after Vash. **
Meanwhile, as those two begin a one-sided fight, Azi and Kinie have their SBORLs out, ready to fire.
Azi: You know, I was kinda hoping that they would do something like this. Kinie: Yeah, it's much funnier to see them get blown away by something. Azi: Ready. **Begins aiming at Knives. ** Kinie: Steady. **Begins aiming at Vash. ** Azi & Kinie: FIRE!
Both launch rockets at their respective targets. Both Knives and Vash see the incoming rockets, and try to outrun them. They go over several hills, with the rockets chasing after them. Finally, after passing over a 4th hill, two mushroom clouds appear over the hill.
Azi & Kinie: BINGO! **Give each other a high-five. ** A few minutes later, both Knives and Vash come walking back, all black and steaming at several places. Vash: Stupid. Knives: Rockets. Vash & Knives: We're gonna **cough** get you two **cough ** if it's the last **cough ** thing we do! **cough**
Azi: **sweatdropping ** Well, would you look at the time! Kinie: **Also sweatdropping ** That's it for this installment of 'Interview of Anime Characters!' Azi & Kinie: See you all tomorrow! **Dash off, leaving white clouds behind them. ** Knives & Vash: Get back here! **chase after the two. ** Jeff: Oh, boy.
~ End interview ~