Halloween Hijinks!
To RogueFanKC: Yup, another chick is after the Starchild. Who knows what will happen next! It seems Starchild can attract all kinds of girls.
To Wizard1: Yeah, it's a crossover with "Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School", a little Halloween surprise I cooked up. I just had to do it, as it is one of my favorite Scooby-Doo movies. I watch it every year on Halloween, so I figured it would be a good idea for a crossover. Funny enough, I was watching that movie when I was inspired to write this story. I hope you can fit the Starr Brothers in the Mutant Massacre. A Darkstar vs. Sabertooth fight would be solid gold!
To Mysterious wanderer: Let's just say Craig will look back on this Halloween with a huge grain of salt thanks to Wanda. I don't know where I got the idea to get Kelly arrested for necrophilia. I thought it was the perfect Halloween torture for the jerk. BTW, I'm glad you like the character of Kid Razor. If you want to learn more about him, read my story "The Birth of a Juke Box Hero". It's in the Marvel category in the Comics section. It's a good story, and it gets funny in the later chapters. And that was definitely way too much info on the collar bit. BTW, a lot of authors here have sanity issues, so don't feel bad.
To Red Witch: You had your Kelly torture, now enjoy some nice DUNCAN TORTURE!!!!
Chapter 4: More Halloween Madness!
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"FOR THE LAST TIME TIGRA, I AM NOT A PUPPY!!!" Wolverine roared. Evidently the cat-girl had gotten the idea in her anime-filled head that Logan was part puppy. She happened to be chasing everyone's favorite Canadian feral mutant.
"Puppy!" Tigra squealed as she chased the Clawed One. Jamie and John watched this on a couch. They were watching a Halloween movie.
"Man Pyro, this party's full of crazies." Jamie snickered.
"I LIKE IT!!!" John laughed insanely. "Man, compared to all these guys, people would come up to me and say 'St. John, you are sane.' Ha ha!" Jamie gave John an odd look.
"God help them." Jamie rolled his eyes. "Dey better not mess wit' me! I'm de best! I'm Tony Montana!" Kid Razor did a handspring over the couch.
"Outta the way! Pardon the Kid of Rock! WASP, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!" Razor ran off. Pursing him was a laughing teenage girl of Asian-American descent, dressed like an 80s rocker. "I'M GONNA MOUNT YOU ON A WALL WITH THE OTHER BUGS FOR THIS, VAN DYNE!!!"
"C'mon, Razor! Dance with me!" The girl laughed as she chased the Fearless One. Jamie's eyes widened in familiarity.
"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU PSYCHOTIC BEVERLY HILLS MALLRAT!! WHERE IS WASP? SHE'S DUE FOR A MEETING WITH MY FIST!!! I'LL GET HER FOR THIS!!!"
"Was that Jubilee?" Jamie realized.
"Don't you remember, mate?" John reminded Jamie. "She lives in Cleveland, where Razor's from. She has a huge thing for him."
"Aw yeah." Jamie remembered. "Poor Razor. Caught between a rock and a firecracker." The two mutants burst out laughing. "Hey John, maybe you and the boys can play some music for us." Paul was passing by when he overheard.
"Yeah, and I know the song." Paul grinned.
"NO PAUL!! NO LOVE GUN!!! NO LOVE GUN!!! NOT HERE!!! NOT LIVE!!!" Jamie and John yelled.
"Remember what happened last time, mate? A riot!" John groaned. "Craig nearly got his nose broken." Wanda walked up to the three, pulling Craig behind her. Craig was pulling at his collar.
"Wanda, I'm serious! Get this off me!" Craig snapped.
"You look adorable, Craig." John snickered.
"I'm gonna rip your screwed-up head off, Pyro!" Craig snapped. Wanda tugged the chain, making Craig let out an "Ack!"
"Be nice, kitty." Wanda smiled.
"Wanda, this is ridiculous!" Craig growled. "You've had your fun, now let me go!"
"No." Wanda replied simply.
"I think you're enjoying that a little too much, Wanda." Paul snickered.
"Not one word, Paul." Craig growled.
"Hey Wanda, plan to make him rub up against your legs?" Jamie snickered.
"Don't encourage her!" Craig snapped. A laughing Wasp sat down next to Jamie.
"Well, I hope the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll learns from this. That'll teach him to spray shaving cream all over my room."
"I heard from Jennifer that it was a prank gone bad." Wanda said, petting a very embarrassed Craig.
"Will you stop that?!" Craig grumbled, face bright red.
"WASP, WHERE ARE YOU!!! YOU SIX-LEGGED COWARD!!! AS SOON AS I SHAKE JUBILEE, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" Razor's roar reverberated.
"If I were you Wasp, I'd avoid Kid Razor for a while." Paul said.
"Yeah, the Kid of Rock is on the warpath." Craig concurred.
"Hey, the news!" Jamie saw a newsflash.
"A few minutes ago, United States Senator Robert Edward Kelly was arrested in Bayville Cemetery for..." The anchor struggled to keep a straight face. "Oh my God, hee hee. Are you kidding? Aw man, only him. Anyway, heh heh, Senator Kelly got incarcerated for lewd conduct with a corpse AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
"Who elected this guy?" Wasp asked in disbelief. She saw the kids laughing their heads off.
"I knew it, mate! I knew it!" John cheered. "I knew Kelly was a necrophiliac! Pay up, Madrox!"
"Aw nuts!" Jamie grumbled. He pulled twenty bucks out of his pocket and handed it to a gleeful John. "Don't burn it all at once. Literally, in your case."
"Whoo! I am the king!" John cackled.
"No, Gambit is!" Remy snapped. Razor walked up to Paul, carrying a laughing and squealing Jubilee over his shoulder.
"This is fun, Razor!" She squealed.
"Hey Starchild, add this to your little collection." The Kid of Rock 'n' Roll plopped Jubilee into the arms of the superstar. "Now you can have the whole set. The Kid of Rock appreciates it."
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Duncan Matthews and his latest fling, a brunette named Katie, were walking down the street.
"Oh Duncan, this was such a great date." Katie gushed.
"Yeah." Duncan replied cockily. "It was great." He noticed they were passing by the cemetery. "Hey, here's where Kelly got caught tryin' to make it with a dead chick."
"He goes on about how mutants are nothing but trouble, but yet he messes around with corpses! He's so disgusting." Katie huffed.
"I knew he was a fraidy cat, but I didn't know he was a pervert." Duncan scratched his head in confusion. He shrugged.
"Duncan, can we leave this place? This place gives me the major creeps." Katie shivered.
"Aw relax, babe." Duncan reassured. "There's no such things as zombies or werewolves or vampires or anything like that. They're just stories and kids in costumes. Duncan and Katie had their backs turned to the fence. They didn't notice the zombies bursting out of the ground and writhing towards the fence. "Besides, if there were such things here, I'd protect you. Relax."
"Oh-kay." Katie smiled. "Duncan, you're a sweetie." The two turned around and saw a whole batch of zombies that looked like they were kicked out of Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video. A high-pitched, very girly scream was heard. It was Duncan.
"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Duncan ran away, leaving Katie behind.
"DUNCAN, YOU JERK!!" Katie screamed. Duncan ran down the street like a racecar.
"ZOMBIES!!!! ZOMBIES!!!! ZOMBIES IN BAYVILLE!!!! THEY'RE COMING!!!! THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!!!" Trick-or-treaters gave him "Are you on drugs" looks. He ran into a dark alley to catch his breath. "Aw man." He clutched his chest. "Aw God, what the heck is going on, huh?" He noticed a certain purple-haired vampiress. Zabella was staring at a Superstars poster. She was clad in a long black cloak with a hood. Duncan smirked, deciding to slick back his blond hair. "Hey babe, you look lonely."
"Can you tell me where he is?" Zabella pointed to the image of Starchild on the poster. "I'd like to meet him."
"Starchild? The guy's a good-for-nothin', loud-mouthed, guitar-playing punk." Duncan grumbled. Zabella glared. Her eyes glowed red, freaking Duncan out. "Uhhh..."
"It's not nice to make fun of people." Zabella smiled evilly, revealing her fangs.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Duncan ran away in fright. He ran into a street. "Zombies! Vampires! Mutants! Michael Jackson! WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS TOWN?!?!?!?!? TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh shoot." Duncan jumped to avoid being hit by a Mack truck, only to crash into a fruit stand. The owner ran out, screaming in Italian, and started smacking the football player three ways over. "OW!!!! HEY!!! OWWW!!! WHAT OW!!!!! HEY LADY OWWW!!!! HELP ME!!!!"
Well, there's some Duncan torture for you! Anyway, what'll happen next? Will Zabella get her hands on Paul? What more insanity will spring up? Will Kelly and Duncan get tortured more? What's with all the zombies? Who sent them? And why? Find out on the next chapter of "Halloween Hijinks!"
To RogueFanKC: Yup, another chick is after the Starchild. Who knows what will happen next! It seems Starchild can attract all kinds of girls.
To Wizard1: Yeah, it's a crossover with "Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School", a little Halloween surprise I cooked up. I just had to do it, as it is one of my favorite Scooby-Doo movies. I watch it every year on Halloween, so I figured it would be a good idea for a crossover. Funny enough, I was watching that movie when I was inspired to write this story. I hope you can fit the Starr Brothers in the Mutant Massacre. A Darkstar vs. Sabertooth fight would be solid gold!
To Mysterious wanderer: Let's just say Craig will look back on this Halloween with a huge grain of salt thanks to Wanda. I don't know where I got the idea to get Kelly arrested for necrophilia. I thought it was the perfect Halloween torture for the jerk. BTW, I'm glad you like the character of Kid Razor. If you want to learn more about him, read my story "The Birth of a Juke Box Hero". It's in the Marvel category in the Comics section. It's a good story, and it gets funny in the later chapters. And that was definitely way too much info on the collar bit. BTW, a lot of authors here have sanity issues, so don't feel bad.
To Red Witch: You had your Kelly torture, now enjoy some nice DUNCAN TORTURE!!!!
Chapter 4: More Halloween Madness!
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"FOR THE LAST TIME TIGRA, I AM NOT A PUPPY!!!" Wolverine roared. Evidently the cat-girl had gotten the idea in her anime-filled head that Logan was part puppy. She happened to be chasing everyone's favorite Canadian feral mutant.
"Puppy!" Tigra squealed as she chased the Clawed One. Jamie and John watched this on a couch. They were watching a Halloween movie.
"Man Pyro, this party's full of crazies." Jamie snickered.
"I LIKE IT!!!" John laughed insanely. "Man, compared to all these guys, people would come up to me and say 'St. John, you are sane.' Ha ha!" Jamie gave John an odd look.
"God help them." Jamie rolled his eyes. "Dey better not mess wit' me! I'm de best! I'm Tony Montana!" Kid Razor did a handspring over the couch.
"Outta the way! Pardon the Kid of Rock! WASP, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!" Razor ran off. Pursing him was a laughing teenage girl of Asian-American descent, dressed like an 80s rocker. "I'M GONNA MOUNT YOU ON A WALL WITH THE OTHER BUGS FOR THIS, VAN DYNE!!!"
"C'mon, Razor! Dance with me!" The girl laughed as she chased the Fearless One. Jamie's eyes widened in familiarity.
"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU PSYCHOTIC BEVERLY HILLS MALLRAT!! WHERE IS WASP? SHE'S DUE FOR A MEETING WITH MY FIST!!! I'LL GET HER FOR THIS!!!"
"Was that Jubilee?" Jamie realized.
"Don't you remember, mate?" John reminded Jamie. "She lives in Cleveland, where Razor's from. She has a huge thing for him."
"Aw yeah." Jamie remembered. "Poor Razor. Caught between a rock and a firecracker." The two mutants burst out laughing. "Hey John, maybe you and the boys can play some music for us." Paul was passing by when he overheard.
"Yeah, and I know the song." Paul grinned.
"NO PAUL!! NO LOVE GUN!!! NO LOVE GUN!!! NOT HERE!!! NOT LIVE!!!" Jamie and John yelled.
"Remember what happened last time, mate? A riot!" John groaned. "Craig nearly got his nose broken." Wanda walked up to the three, pulling Craig behind her. Craig was pulling at his collar.
"Wanda, I'm serious! Get this off me!" Craig snapped.
"You look adorable, Craig." John snickered.
"I'm gonna rip your screwed-up head off, Pyro!" Craig snapped. Wanda tugged the chain, making Craig let out an "Ack!"
"Be nice, kitty." Wanda smiled.
"Wanda, this is ridiculous!" Craig growled. "You've had your fun, now let me go!"
"No." Wanda replied simply.
"I think you're enjoying that a little too much, Wanda." Paul snickered.
"Not one word, Paul." Craig growled.
"Hey Wanda, plan to make him rub up against your legs?" Jamie snickered.
"Don't encourage her!" Craig snapped. A laughing Wasp sat down next to Jamie.
"Well, I hope the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll learns from this. That'll teach him to spray shaving cream all over my room."
"I heard from Jennifer that it was a prank gone bad." Wanda said, petting a very embarrassed Craig.
"Will you stop that?!" Craig grumbled, face bright red.
"WASP, WHERE ARE YOU!!! YOU SIX-LEGGED COWARD!!! AS SOON AS I SHAKE JUBILEE, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" Razor's roar reverberated.
"If I were you Wasp, I'd avoid Kid Razor for a while." Paul said.
"Yeah, the Kid of Rock is on the warpath." Craig concurred.
"Hey, the news!" Jamie saw a newsflash.
"A few minutes ago, United States Senator Robert Edward Kelly was arrested in Bayville Cemetery for..." The anchor struggled to keep a straight face. "Oh my God, hee hee. Are you kidding? Aw man, only him. Anyway, heh heh, Senator Kelly got incarcerated for lewd conduct with a corpse AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
"Who elected this guy?" Wasp asked in disbelief. She saw the kids laughing their heads off.
"I knew it, mate! I knew it!" John cheered. "I knew Kelly was a necrophiliac! Pay up, Madrox!"
"Aw nuts!" Jamie grumbled. He pulled twenty bucks out of his pocket and handed it to a gleeful John. "Don't burn it all at once. Literally, in your case."
"Whoo! I am the king!" John cackled.
"No, Gambit is!" Remy snapped. Razor walked up to Paul, carrying a laughing and squealing Jubilee over his shoulder.
"This is fun, Razor!" She squealed.
"Hey Starchild, add this to your little collection." The Kid of Rock 'n' Roll plopped Jubilee into the arms of the superstar. "Now you can have the whole set. The Kid of Rock appreciates it."
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Duncan Matthews and his latest fling, a brunette named Katie, were walking down the street.
"Oh Duncan, this was such a great date." Katie gushed.
"Yeah." Duncan replied cockily. "It was great." He noticed they were passing by the cemetery. "Hey, here's where Kelly got caught tryin' to make it with a dead chick."
"He goes on about how mutants are nothing but trouble, but yet he messes around with corpses! He's so disgusting." Katie huffed.
"I knew he was a fraidy cat, but I didn't know he was a pervert." Duncan scratched his head in confusion. He shrugged.
"Duncan, can we leave this place? This place gives me the major creeps." Katie shivered.
"Aw relax, babe." Duncan reassured. "There's no such things as zombies or werewolves or vampires or anything like that. They're just stories and kids in costumes. Duncan and Katie had their backs turned to the fence. They didn't notice the zombies bursting out of the ground and writhing towards the fence. "Besides, if there were such things here, I'd protect you. Relax."
"Oh-kay." Katie smiled. "Duncan, you're a sweetie." The two turned around and saw a whole batch of zombies that looked like they were kicked out of Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video. A high-pitched, very girly scream was heard. It was Duncan.
"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Duncan ran away, leaving Katie behind.
"DUNCAN, YOU JERK!!" Katie screamed. Duncan ran down the street like a racecar.
"ZOMBIES!!!! ZOMBIES!!!! ZOMBIES IN BAYVILLE!!!! THEY'RE COMING!!!! THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!!!" Trick-or-treaters gave him "Are you on drugs" looks. He ran into a dark alley to catch his breath. "Aw man." He clutched his chest. "Aw God, what the heck is going on, huh?" He noticed a certain purple-haired vampiress. Zabella was staring at a Superstars poster. She was clad in a long black cloak with a hood. Duncan smirked, deciding to slick back his blond hair. "Hey babe, you look lonely."
"Can you tell me where he is?" Zabella pointed to the image of Starchild on the poster. "I'd like to meet him."
"Starchild? The guy's a good-for-nothin', loud-mouthed, guitar-playing punk." Duncan grumbled. Zabella glared. Her eyes glowed red, freaking Duncan out. "Uhhh..."
"It's not nice to make fun of people." Zabella smiled evilly, revealing her fangs.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Duncan ran away in fright. He ran into a street. "Zombies! Vampires! Mutants! Michael Jackson! WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS TOWN?!?!?!?!? TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh shoot." Duncan jumped to avoid being hit by a Mack truck, only to crash into a fruit stand. The owner ran out, screaming in Italian, and started smacking the football player three ways over. "OW!!!! HEY!!! OWWW!!! WHAT OW!!!!! HEY LADY OWWW!!!! HELP ME!!!!"
Well, there's some Duncan torture for you! Anyway, what'll happen next? Will Zabella get her hands on Paul? What more insanity will spring up? Will Kelly and Duncan get tortured more? What's with all the zombies? Who sent them? And why? Find out on the next chapter of "Halloween Hijinks!"