Halloween Hijinks!
To Red Witch: I'll try to put more torture in for those two clowns. See you when you get back!
To JCKIDSMART: I'll try to put more torture in for these guys.
To RogueFanKC: Yep, Kelly and Duncan deserve torture, so I'll try to fit in some more. I think Zabella will figure out in due time that if she wants Starchild, she's going to have to go through five X-Groupies, and they won't give him up easily!
To Wizard1: Yep, you forced me to spoil the surprise. The Mystery Inc. gang will make an appearance in the fic, but it probably will be more of a cameo. Paul would definitely not be the Paul he is if he wasn't a Hollywood boy. I do hope Red Witch lets you write more fics. I've written multiple fics with the team, and she loves 'em! I think I could write a good Sabertooth vs. Darkstar fight. Where'd I come up with L1701E? Well, my first name begins with L, and I'm a Star Trek fan. The Enterprise's designation, well the latest Enterprise, is NCC-1701-E, so L1701E!
To Witch-Uk: I'm glad you like my story! You want to know about the relationship between Darkstar and the Scarlet Witch, huh? Well, Craig does have a bit of a crush on Wanda, and the other Misfits know it. Lately, Wanda's taken to using that crush to drive Craig crazy, like the costume she's making him wear. They did go on one date, because Craig lost a bet. Look in my profile, you'll find some other fun stories.
Chapter 5: Insanity and a Zombie Attack!
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"Let me get this straight." A cop rubbed the bridge of his nose. He was sitting on a chair, across from a jailed Kelly. "You were attacked by a zombie."
"Yes, a freakin' zombie! Finally, someone believes me!" Kelly sighed. "She was blond and wore a pink dress."
"Describes the cadaver he was trying to hook up with." A standing cop snickered to the sitting cop.
"This guy is one sick puppy." The sitting cop got up. The two cops walked away.
"Wait, don't leave me alone with Bubba! He keeps looking at me funny! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Kelly screamed. "WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!?!?! ZOMBIES!!!! THERE ARE ZOMBIES IN BAYVILLE!!!! OH GOD, WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME!!! I'M NOT CRAZY!!!! I'M NOT A MUTANT!!!! I'M A SENATOR!!!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!" Kelly turned around. "No! No, Bubba! Don't come any closer! Bubba! Stay back, Bubba! NO! BUBBA! DON'T!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
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A whole gaggle of zombies left the Bayville cemetery. They were creeping up the street to the city itself.
"Let's round 'em up!" A cowboy zombie said.
"Let's do the hustle!" A disco zombie crowed.
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"Man, what a party." Razor grinned as he looked at the madness. Logan was trying to shake Tigra off him, screaming that he wasn't a puppy. Ororo was on the phone. She was listening to Shipwreck and Bulldog argue loudly with rolled eyes. Beast and Hank were chattering, drawing up a battle plan to storm a castle. Oddly enough, neither of them knew Gaelic when sober. Captain America was trying to protect himself from an attack by Jamie's bazooka. Professor Xavier couldn't believe his costume. He was clad in a Starfleet tunic. Peter was hanging from the ceiling, tied and gagged. Scott and Remy accidentally scared each other witless. John was happily setting curtains on fire. Jennifer walked by. Ray, Bobby, Sam, and Roberto were floating behind her, hearts spinning around their heads. Craig was desperately trying to get his collar off, while Wanda and Hawkeye were arguing. Blob and Xi were munching on cookies. Lance was looking for Kitty. Kurt and Amanda were gone. Althea and Todd were cuddled up, watching a movie. Paul was playing guitar, belting out "Monster Mash". Wasp and Pym were outside, admiring the stars. "I haven't seen a party this wild since the first time I saw Animal House." He and Lance were leaning on a wall, watching the action. The X-Girls were looking for Paul, only to have Tabby lasso him and hogtie him.
"YEEEEE-HAH!!! I got me a Starchild! Pretty slippery critter, they are."
"Tabby, let me go!" Paul cried out.
"Uh-uh!" Tabby smiled evilly as she dragged Paul off. "You're mine now, Starchild."
"Man, that guy seriously needs to turn off the charm." Razor snickered.
"He can't help it." Lance shrugged.
"RAZOR BABY!!!" A voice squealed. Razor's painted face turned red.
"Aw no." He grumbled as Jubilee latched on to him. "Watch your hands!" Lance smirked.
"I'll leave this happy couple alone." Lance snickered.
"HEY!!! AAAAGHHH!!!" Razor groaned.
"Why didn't you invite me, Razor?" Jubilee wondered. She couldn't help herself. Around Razor, she became a 12-year-old giggling idiot.
"Because I didn't want to be stalked all night long." Razor groaned. {God, I wish Tusk was here. Even though he's a moron, I'd rather fight him than be anywhere alone with Jubilee}
"There's a nice little ice cream shop near here. Can we go there? Please?" Jubilee asked. Razor let out a guttural groan.
"Alright." The Kid of Rock caved in. "Fine, let's go." Jubilee squealed into his ear, making the Ultimate Rockstar's eyes cross, then she hugged him hard.
"Oh Razor, you are so sweet!"
"My ears..."
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"Owwwww..." Duncan clutched his head. "Man, that storekeeper goes nuts over nothing. Aw, man! Now what do I do? I just saw zombies, and I spotted a vampire rock fan! Now what do I do?" Duncan sat down on a bench and thought, not one of his greatest skills. "I know! I'll get a net and catch 'em! I'll prove there's zombies in Bayville!"
"Look!" A passer-by screamed. People noticed the zombies. "Hey, Michael Jackson must be doing another video here!"
"THOSE AREN'T ACTORS, YUH MORON!!!" Duncan snapped at the passer-by. "THOSE ZOMBIES ARE REAL!!!!!" The man smacked Duncan repeatedly upside the head with a newspaper. "OW HEY OW OW OWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"DISRESPECTFUL PUNK!!!!" The man roared.
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"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!" A voice laughed, watching the zombies walk up and down Bayville, scaring the heck out of people, and causing mayhem on a bunch of monitors. "Man, those zombies I planted work! They're driving those people crazy! This'll draw the X-Men, Misfits, and their Avenger buddies out! Then the show can begin! I can feel the ratings going up!" A man in an odd costume walked up to the source of the laughing voice, a huge blob with spider legs.
"Sir, I have managed to plant the devices. The X-Babies and the Baby Misfits are under your control."
"Excellent!" Mojo said to his right hand man, Major Domo. "Now we can make the ultimate Halloween special: The Destruction of the Avengers, X-Men, and the Misfits!"
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Zabella found her way to the X-Mansion, flying there in the form of a purple bat. She fluttered towards a window, and watched the party. It was a huge food fight. She noticed a blond-haired kid dressed like Shawn Michaels leave the building with an Asian-American girl dressed up like an 80s rocker. The girl was carried by the guy, and he was flying, surrounded by a field of rainbow energy.
{The Power of Rock...} Zabella noticed. {I guess the wielder was found after all.} She also noticed the blond looked none too happy to have the girl around. She listened to the party. She snickered when she saw these two Scotsmen, one with blue fur, dance around, singing in Gaelic. Her object of desire arrived in her view, and her eyes turned to hearts. {STARCHILD!!!! He's soooooo cute in person. That face...that long black hair...those beautiful chocolate eyes...All that and a bag of chips! Now how do I get him outside...}
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A grumbling Kid Razor found himself in an ice cream parlor.
"How'd the Kid of Rock get here?" He groaned to himself. "Why do I have to have Jubilee chase after me all the time? I mean, I know the Kid of Rock is one sexy beast but c'mon, this is nuts. I feel like I'm being forced to date a freakin' stalker."
"Tell me about it." A guy in the seat behind him said. "I'm being pursued by this crazy chick, too. You're lucky, Kid Razor. At least the girl chasing you is pretty. I'm being chased by a woman whose half-Bigfoot, half- Mr. Ed!" Razor's mind came up with a million zingers to blast this guy with, but he felt sorry, so the Rock 'n' Roll Warrior shelved them, as much as he hated to.
{Man, and those zingers were great, too} Razor sighed. "Well, can't win 'em all."
"Hey hon, I'm back." Jubilee happily brought a very big sundae to the table.
"None for me?" Razor raised an eyebrow. Jubilee giggled.
"No, silly." The Cleveland-by-way-of-Beverly-Hills native giggled. "See?" She pointed to a pair of straws.
"How...sweet." Razor said in a monotone, crossing his arms. {She has got to be kidding the Kid of Rock! Like I'd share straws with her.} "Does the song 'You Give Love a Bad Name' mean anything to you?" Razor groaned.
"Razor, don't be mad."
"First Clint cheats on a video game, now this!" Razor smacked his head on the table. {I hate my life}Jubilee watched in confusion.
{My poor Razor, he must've had one bad day. I hope I can cheer him up} The Asian-American mutant thought. Razor grabbed a spoon and chomped some sundae.
"Aw yeah, that's the ticket!" Razor smiled as he swallowed his sundae. Jubilee smiled.
"Glad I could help." They heard a scream. "What was that?" They looked to the scream's source and saw a whole bunch of zombies pressing themselves on the glass walls of the parlor. "Zombies!"
"Jumpin' Judas Priest! What in the name of Bon Jovi are zombies doing here?" Razor mumbled as he pulled out his Avengers membership card from his jacket. It doubled as a communicator. "Hey Cap, it's Razor!"
"What is it, Razor?" Cap's voice came from the card. Razor stared intensely at the zombies for a second or two.
"You are not going to believe this." Razor smirked, shaking his head in disbelief.
Uh oh! Looks like the Ultimate Rockstar and his No. 1 fan are in big trouble! Can the gang rescue the two? What is Mojo's plan? Will Duncan and Kelly get tortured some more? What's Zabella's plan to get her hands on Starchild? Find out in the next chapter!
To Red Witch: I'll try to put more torture in for those two clowns. See you when you get back!
To JCKIDSMART: I'll try to put more torture in for these guys.
To RogueFanKC: Yep, Kelly and Duncan deserve torture, so I'll try to fit in some more. I think Zabella will figure out in due time that if she wants Starchild, she's going to have to go through five X-Groupies, and they won't give him up easily!
To Wizard1: Yep, you forced me to spoil the surprise. The Mystery Inc. gang will make an appearance in the fic, but it probably will be more of a cameo. Paul would definitely not be the Paul he is if he wasn't a Hollywood boy. I do hope Red Witch lets you write more fics. I've written multiple fics with the team, and she loves 'em! I think I could write a good Sabertooth vs. Darkstar fight. Where'd I come up with L1701E? Well, my first name begins with L, and I'm a Star Trek fan. The Enterprise's designation, well the latest Enterprise, is NCC-1701-E, so L1701E!
To Witch-Uk: I'm glad you like my story! You want to know about the relationship between Darkstar and the Scarlet Witch, huh? Well, Craig does have a bit of a crush on Wanda, and the other Misfits know it. Lately, Wanda's taken to using that crush to drive Craig crazy, like the costume she's making him wear. They did go on one date, because Craig lost a bet. Look in my profile, you'll find some other fun stories.
Chapter 5: Insanity and a Zombie Attack!
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"Let me get this straight." A cop rubbed the bridge of his nose. He was sitting on a chair, across from a jailed Kelly. "You were attacked by a zombie."
"Yes, a freakin' zombie! Finally, someone believes me!" Kelly sighed. "She was blond and wore a pink dress."
"Describes the cadaver he was trying to hook up with." A standing cop snickered to the sitting cop.
"This guy is one sick puppy." The sitting cop got up. The two cops walked away.
"Wait, don't leave me alone with Bubba! He keeps looking at me funny! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Kelly screamed. "WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!?!?! ZOMBIES!!!! THERE ARE ZOMBIES IN BAYVILLE!!!! OH GOD, WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME!!! I'M NOT CRAZY!!!! I'M NOT A MUTANT!!!! I'M A SENATOR!!!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!" Kelly turned around. "No! No, Bubba! Don't come any closer! Bubba! Stay back, Bubba! NO! BUBBA! DON'T!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
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A whole gaggle of zombies left the Bayville cemetery. They were creeping up the street to the city itself.
"Let's round 'em up!" A cowboy zombie said.
"Let's do the hustle!" A disco zombie crowed.
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"Man, what a party." Razor grinned as he looked at the madness. Logan was trying to shake Tigra off him, screaming that he wasn't a puppy. Ororo was on the phone. She was listening to Shipwreck and Bulldog argue loudly with rolled eyes. Beast and Hank were chattering, drawing up a battle plan to storm a castle. Oddly enough, neither of them knew Gaelic when sober. Captain America was trying to protect himself from an attack by Jamie's bazooka. Professor Xavier couldn't believe his costume. He was clad in a Starfleet tunic. Peter was hanging from the ceiling, tied and gagged. Scott and Remy accidentally scared each other witless. John was happily setting curtains on fire. Jennifer walked by. Ray, Bobby, Sam, and Roberto were floating behind her, hearts spinning around their heads. Craig was desperately trying to get his collar off, while Wanda and Hawkeye were arguing. Blob and Xi were munching on cookies. Lance was looking for Kitty. Kurt and Amanda were gone. Althea and Todd were cuddled up, watching a movie. Paul was playing guitar, belting out "Monster Mash". Wasp and Pym were outside, admiring the stars. "I haven't seen a party this wild since the first time I saw Animal House." He and Lance were leaning on a wall, watching the action. The X-Girls were looking for Paul, only to have Tabby lasso him and hogtie him.
"YEEEEE-HAH!!! I got me a Starchild! Pretty slippery critter, they are."
"Tabby, let me go!" Paul cried out.
"Uh-uh!" Tabby smiled evilly as she dragged Paul off. "You're mine now, Starchild."
"Man, that guy seriously needs to turn off the charm." Razor snickered.
"He can't help it." Lance shrugged.
"RAZOR BABY!!!" A voice squealed. Razor's painted face turned red.
"Aw no." He grumbled as Jubilee latched on to him. "Watch your hands!" Lance smirked.
"I'll leave this happy couple alone." Lance snickered.
"HEY!!! AAAAGHHH!!!" Razor groaned.
"Why didn't you invite me, Razor?" Jubilee wondered. She couldn't help herself. Around Razor, she became a 12-year-old giggling idiot.
"Because I didn't want to be stalked all night long." Razor groaned. {God, I wish Tusk was here. Even though he's a moron, I'd rather fight him than be anywhere alone with Jubilee}
"There's a nice little ice cream shop near here. Can we go there? Please?" Jubilee asked. Razor let out a guttural groan.
"Alright." The Kid of Rock caved in. "Fine, let's go." Jubilee squealed into his ear, making the Ultimate Rockstar's eyes cross, then she hugged him hard.
"Oh Razor, you are so sweet!"
"My ears..."
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"Owwwww..." Duncan clutched his head. "Man, that storekeeper goes nuts over nothing. Aw, man! Now what do I do? I just saw zombies, and I spotted a vampire rock fan! Now what do I do?" Duncan sat down on a bench and thought, not one of his greatest skills. "I know! I'll get a net and catch 'em! I'll prove there's zombies in Bayville!"
"Look!" A passer-by screamed. People noticed the zombies. "Hey, Michael Jackson must be doing another video here!"
"THOSE AREN'T ACTORS, YUH MORON!!!" Duncan snapped at the passer-by. "THOSE ZOMBIES ARE REAL!!!!!" The man smacked Duncan repeatedly upside the head with a newspaper. "OW HEY OW OW OWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"DISRESPECTFUL PUNK!!!!" The man roared.
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"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!" A voice laughed, watching the zombies walk up and down Bayville, scaring the heck out of people, and causing mayhem on a bunch of monitors. "Man, those zombies I planted work! They're driving those people crazy! This'll draw the X-Men, Misfits, and their Avenger buddies out! Then the show can begin! I can feel the ratings going up!" A man in an odd costume walked up to the source of the laughing voice, a huge blob with spider legs.
"Sir, I have managed to plant the devices. The X-Babies and the Baby Misfits are under your control."
"Excellent!" Mojo said to his right hand man, Major Domo. "Now we can make the ultimate Halloween special: The Destruction of the Avengers, X-Men, and the Misfits!"
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Zabella found her way to the X-Mansion, flying there in the form of a purple bat. She fluttered towards a window, and watched the party. It was a huge food fight. She noticed a blond-haired kid dressed like Shawn Michaels leave the building with an Asian-American girl dressed up like an 80s rocker. The girl was carried by the guy, and he was flying, surrounded by a field of rainbow energy.
{The Power of Rock...} Zabella noticed. {I guess the wielder was found after all.} She also noticed the blond looked none too happy to have the girl around. She listened to the party. She snickered when she saw these two Scotsmen, one with blue fur, dance around, singing in Gaelic. Her object of desire arrived in her view, and her eyes turned to hearts. {STARCHILD!!!! He's soooooo cute in person. That face...that long black hair...those beautiful chocolate eyes...All that and a bag of chips! Now how do I get him outside...}
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A grumbling Kid Razor found himself in an ice cream parlor.
"How'd the Kid of Rock get here?" He groaned to himself. "Why do I have to have Jubilee chase after me all the time? I mean, I know the Kid of Rock is one sexy beast but c'mon, this is nuts. I feel like I'm being forced to date a freakin' stalker."
"Tell me about it." A guy in the seat behind him said. "I'm being pursued by this crazy chick, too. You're lucky, Kid Razor. At least the girl chasing you is pretty. I'm being chased by a woman whose half-Bigfoot, half- Mr. Ed!" Razor's mind came up with a million zingers to blast this guy with, but he felt sorry, so the Rock 'n' Roll Warrior shelved them, as much as he hated to.
{Man, and those zingers were great, too} Razor sighed. "Well, can't win 'em all."
"Hey hon, I'm back." Jubilee happily brought a very big sundae to the table.
"None for me?" Razor raised an eyebrow. Jubilee giggled.
"No, silly." The Cleveland-by-way-of-Beverly-Hills native giggled. "See?" She pointed to a pair of straws.
"How...sweet." Razor said in a monotone, crossing his arms. {She has got to be kidding the Kid of Rock! Like I'd share straws with her.} "Does the song 'You Give Love a Bad Name' mean anything to you?" Razor groaned.
"Razor, don't be mad."
"First Clint cheats on a video game, now this!" Razor smacked his head on the table. {I hate my life}Jubilee watched in confusion.
{My poor Razor, he must've had one bad day. I hope I can cheer him up} The Asian-American mutant thought. Razor grabbed a spoon and chomped some sundae.
"Aw yeah, that's the ticket!" Razor smiled as he swallowed his sundae. Jubilee smiled.
"Glad I could help." They heard a scream. "What was that?" They looked to the scream's source and saw a whole bunch of zombies pressing themselves on the glass walls of the parlor. "Zombies!"
"Jumpin' Judas Priest! What in the name of Bon Jovi are zombies doing here?" Razor mumbled as he pulled out his Avengers membership card from his jacket. It doubled as a communicator. "Hey Cap, it's Razor!"
"What is it, Razor?" Cap's voice came from the card. Razor stared intensely at the zombies for a second or two.
"You are not going to believe this." Razor smirked, shaking his head in disbelief.
Uh oh! Looks like the Ultimate Rockstar and his No. 1 fan are in big trouble! Can the gang rescue the two? What is Mojo's plan? Will Duncan and Kelly get tortured some more? What's Zabella's plan to get her hands on Starchild? Find out in the next chapter!