Halloween Hijinks!
To RogueFanKC: Here you go!
To JCKIDSMART: Here you go, and I'll try to put more torture in!
To Wizard1: Yup, Mojo's creating some Halloween havoc for ratings. Typical TV executive. My favorite is TNG, but I do also like the original Trek series. For some reason, I don't find Enterprise very appealing. Yeah, you don't want to know about Bubba and Kelly (Kelly: I've had some sick stuff done to me, but THIS IS THE WORST!!!! I HATE YOU, L17!!!!) About the baby Avengers, do you wanna see baby versions of the Earth's Mightiest Heroes? I am thinking about doing that. Imagine Baby Sunspot, Cannonball, Iceman, and Berzerker all chasing after a child version of the She-Hulk, ha ha! Trashing a parade, huh? Hmmmmm...
Chapter 6: The Fight with the Living Dead!
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Kid Razor, in his traditional cocky and fearless manner, decided he was in the mood for a fight. He had blasted a window with a power blast from his mystical guitar, shattering the window. He sent a few zombies flying, as well as glass shards everywhere. He plucked his guitar, and his costume changed into his standard Kid Razor costume, even though the only real change was the broken hearts on his tights became razor blades.
"Hey, watch it Razor!" Jubilee covered herself to avoid glass slicing her face wide open. "What're trying to do, slice me to bits?"
"No, but that would've been nice." Razor muttered. "Nah." He said out loud. "Sorry." He leapt through the shattered window and took down the lead zombie with a spear. Jubilee backed the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll up with a pyrotechnic display from her fingertips.
"Yipe!" Jubilee dodged some swipes from a couple pirate zombies.
"Darn it, Jubes!" Razor groaned, taking down a sailor zombie with a leg sweep, then nailing a king zombie with a judo throw. "Use some of those moves I taught ya!"
"Oh yeah." Jubilee remembered. She blasted a knight zombie in the face with a few fireworks, then nailed him with a spinning back kick.
{Good kid, but needs a loooooooootta work.} Razor sighed as he took down a tourist zombie with a bicycle kick.
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"I'm going to check on Hank and Janet." Paul called out as he walked outside the mansion. "Knowing this bunch, nothing would surprise me. Heh heh." Paul snickered as he walked out to the cliff.
"Wait, Paul!"
"Huh?" Paul suddenly found Tabby clamped on his arm.
"Hi, Starchild." Tabby purred. "I see you wanted to admire the cliffs. I always found the cliffs beautiful in the moonlight."
"Uhmmmmmmm..." Starchild blinked in confusion. "Actually, I was just planning to check on Dr. Pym and Janet Van Dyne."
"Oh." Tabby blinked. She pouted. "You never wanna do anything fun with me."
"Hey, we could check out the big Halloween Parade." Paul suggested.
"The only thing non-boring this town puts out." Tabby smiled. "Sounds like fun." She walked off, but not before blowing Paul a kiss. Paul continued on his way. When Tabby passed by a tree, Zabella made her appearance.
"Who are you?" Tabby wondered.
"A friend." Zabella's eyes turned red. Tabby's eyes rolled to the back of her head and she was in a trance. "Sorry, but there's a raven-haired guy I simply have to have." Zabella made Tabby walk into the woods. Then she followed the Starchild.
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"What happened to him?" One cop asked another as Kelly was pulled out of his cell. He looked terrible. His skin was pale white. His eyes were blank, and he was drooling out of one corner of his mouth.
"Uhhhhhh hoyyyyyyyyyyyy..." Kelly murmured.
"Dang, I don't want to know." The cop who pulled him out laughed. "Maybe it's karma coming back, y'know. For all the stuff he's said about mutants and all that."
"I dunno." The first cop shrugged. "I heard the Avengers were in town."
"Earth's Mightiest Heroes, here? In Bayville? Ha!" The second cop smirked. "I'd love to see Kelly meet Kid Razor. We all know Razor's said some stuff about Kelly."
"Moo." Kelly murmured.
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"Professor, I just received a call from Razor." Cap said to Xavier.
"What?"
"Razor and Jubilee are at an ice cream parlor. They were attacked by..." Cap shook his head in disbelief. "Zombies."
"Zombies?" Xavier raised an eyebrow. "I think the self-proclaimed 'World's Greatest Guitarist' has seen one too many horror movies." Cap's card buzzed.
"CAP, WHERE ARE YOU?" Razor's voice screamed from the card. "JUBILEE AND I ARE GETTING SWAMPED HERE!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING, SLAMMING DOWN TEQUILAS IN TAHITI!?!?!? GET OFF YER STAR-SPANGLED BUTT AND SEND SOME HELP HERE!!! EVEN THAT NERD CYCLOPS WOULD BE HELPFUL RIGHT NOW!!!"
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"Where are the Avengers?" Jubilee yelled as she blasted a zombie with some fireworks, and punched out another. "The X-Men? The Misfits?"
"Probably all getting plastered." Razor grumbled as he took down a disco dancer zombie. "Never did like disco." His superhuman hearing picked up something moving fast. Really fast. "What?" He saw a light blue, dark blue, and silver blur race into a crowd of zombies, and they were knocked senseless. The blur stopped, revealing Pietro, clad in his race car driver costume. "About time. You're slower than I thought."
"Yeah, and Cap didn't exactly appreciate you yelling at him on your membership card." Pietro snickered.
"Well, we were desperate." Razor shrugged.
"What were they doing, anyway?" Jubilee groaned.
"Partying." Pietro responded.
"Uuuuuuuuugh." The zombies got to their feet.
"Man, they just don't stay down." Razor growled.
"Aw man..." Jubilee whined.
"FOR THE GLORY OF SCOTLAND!!!" The zombies got blasted by a rain of repulsor rays. It was Iron Man, with a bit of wobble in his flight plan.
"Aw great. The Scottish Avenger. I remember back when he used to be known as the Golden Avenger." Razor quipped.
"Let's get the heck out of here, man! Way too much violent energy, man." A hippie zombie ran off, into a fist from the Blob.
"Man, you gotta love hippies." Fred snickered. "Always good for a laugh."
"My jaw, man..."
"Where'd these things come from?" Razor snapped, blasting several zombies with a guitar beam.
"Laddie, these Englishmen are unpredictable!" Iron Man hollered. "Who knows what kind of tricks these curs are using."
"No more whiskey for you, Stark!" Razor snapped. "Ever!"
"Who's sending these things?" Pietro wondered.
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"Send out the kiddies, Major Domo! About time they got re-acquainted." Mojo cackled.
Oh no! The X-Babies and Baby Misfits are about to be sent out against their will! What'll happen next? How will our heroes deal with this Mojo-sent surprise? What'll happen to Starchild? Will Zabella get her hands on him? Find out in the next exciting chapter!
To RogueFanKC: Here you go!
To JCKIDSMART: Here you go, and I'll try to put more torture in!
To Wizard1: Yup, Mojo's creating some Halloween havoc for ratings. Typical TV executive. My favorite is TNG, but I do also like the original Trek series. For some reason, I don't find Enterprise very appealing. Yeah, you don't want to know about Bubba and Kelly (Kelly: I've had some sick stuff done to me, but THIS IS THE WORST!!!! I HATE YOU, L17!!!!) About the baby Avengers, do you wanna see baby versions of the Earth's Mightiest Heroes? I am thinking about doing that. Imagine Baby Sunspot, Cannonball, Iceman, and Berzerker all chasing after a child version of the She-Hulk, ha ha! Trashing a parade, huh? Hmmmmm...
Chapter 6: The Fight with the Living Dead!
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Kid Razor, in his traditional cocky and fearless manner, decided he was in the mood for a fight. He had blasted a window with a power blast from his mystical guitar, shattering the window. He sent a few zombies flying, as well as glass shards everywhere. He plucked his guitar, and his costume changed into his standard Kid Razor costume, even though the only real change was the broken hearts on his tights became razor blades.
"Hey, watch it Razor!" Jubilee covered herself to avoid glass slicing her face wide open. "What're trying to do, slice me to bits?"
"No, but that would've been nice." Razor muttered. "Nah." He said out loud. "Sorry." He leapt through the shattered window and took down the lead zombie with a spear. Jubilee backed the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll up with a pyrotechnic display from her fingertips.
"Yipe!" Jubilee dodged some swipes from a couple pirate zombies.
"Darn it, Jubes!" Razor groaned, taking down a sailor zombie with a leg sweep, then nailing a king zombie with a judo throw. "Use some of those moves I taught ya!"
"Oh yeah." Jubilee remembered. She blasted a knight zombie in the face with a few fireworks, then nailed him with a spinning back kick.
{Good kid, but needs a loooooooootta work.} Razor sighed as he took down a tourist zombie with a bicycle kick.
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"I'm going to check on Hank and Janet." Paul called out as he walked outside the mansion. "Knowing this bunch, nothing would surprise me. Heh heh." Paul snickered as he walked out to the cliff.
"Wait, Paul!"
"Huh?" Paul suddenly found Tabby clamped on his arm.
"Hi, Starchild." Tabby purred. "I see you wanted to admire the cliffs. I always found the cliffs beautiful in the moonlight."
"Uhmmmmmmm..." Starchild blinked in confusion. "Actually, I was just planning to check on Dr. Pym and Janet Van Dyne."
"Oh." Tabby blinked. She pouted. "You never wanna do anything fun with me."
"Hey, we could check out the big Halloween Parade." Paul suggested.
"The only thing non-boring this town puts out." Tabby smiled. "Sounds like fun." She walked off, but not before blowing Paul a kiss. Paul continued on his way. When Tabby passed by a tree, Zabella made her appearance.
"Who are you?" Tabby wondered.
"A friend." Zabella's eyes turned red. Tabby's eyes rolled to the back of her head and she was in a trance. "Sorry, but there's a raven-haired guy I simply have to have." Zabella made Tabby walk into the woods. Then she followed the Starchild.
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"What happened to him?" One cop asked another as Kelly was pulled out of his cell. He looked terrible. His skin was pale white. His eyes were blank, and he was drooling out of one corner of his mouth.
"Uhhhhhh hoyyyyyyyyyyyy..." Kelly murmured.
"Dang, I don't want to know." The cop who pulled him out laughed. "Maybe it's karma coming back, y'know. For all the stuff he's said about mutants and all that."
"I dunno." The first cop shrugged. "I heard the Avengers were in town."
"Earth's Mightiest Heroes, here? In Bayville? Ha!" The second cop smirked. "I'd love to see Kelly meet Kid Razor. We all know Razor's said some stuff about Kelly."
"Moo." Kelly murmured.
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"Professor, I just received a call from Razor." Cap said to Xavier.
"What?"
"Razor and Jubilee are at an ice cream parlor. They were attacked by..." Cap shook his head in disbelief. "Zombies."
"Zombies?" Xavier raised an eyebrow. "I think the self-proclaimed 'World's Greatest Guitarist' has seen one too many horror movies." Cap's card buzzed.
"CAP, WHERE ARE YOU?" Razor's voice screamed from the card. "JUBILEE AND I ARE GETTING SWAMPED HERE!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING, SLAMMING DOWN TEQUILAS IN TAHITI!?!?!? GET OFF YER STAR-SPANGLED BUTT AND SEND SOME HELP HERE!!! EVEN THAT NERD CYCLOPS WOULD BE HELPFUL RIGHT NOW!!!"
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"Where are the Avengers?" Jubilee yelled as she blasted a zombie with some fireworks, and punched out another. "The X-Men? The Misfits?"
"Probably all getting plastered." Razor grumbled as he took down a disco dancer zombie. "Never did like disco." His superhuman hearing picked up something moving fast. Really fast. "What?" He saw a light blue, dark blue, and silver blur race into a crowd of zombies, and they were knocked senseless. The blur stopped, revealing Pietro, clad in his race car driver costume. "About time. You're slower than I thought."
"Yeah, and Cap didn't exactly appreciate you yelling at him on your membership card." Pietro snickered.
"Well, we were desperate." Razor shrugged.
"What were they doing, anyway?" Jubilee groaned.
"Partying." Pietro responded.
"Uuuuuuuuugh." The zombies got to their feet.
"Man, they just don't stay down." Razor growled.
"Aw man..." Jubilee whined.
"FOR THE GLORY OF SCOTLAND!!!" The zombies got blasted by a rain of repulsor rays. It was Iron Man, with a bit of wobble in his flight plan.
"Aw great. The Scottish Avenger. I remember back when he used to be known as the Golden Avenger." Razor quipped.
"Let's get the heck out of here, man! Way too much violent energy, man." A hippie zombie ran off, into a fist from the Blob.
"Man, you gotta love hippies." Fred snickered. "Always good for a laugh."
"My jaw, man..."
"Where'd these things come from?" Razor snapped, blasting several zombies with a guitar beam.
"Laddie, these Englishmen are unpredictable!" Iron Man hollered. "Who knows what kind of tricks these curs are using."
"No more whiskey for you, Stark!" Razor snapped. "Ever!"
"Who's sending these things?" Pietro wondered.
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"Send out the kiddies, Major Domo! About time they got re-acquainted." Mojo cackled.
Oh no! The X-Babies and Baby Misfits are about to be sent out against their will! What'll happen next? How will our heroes deal with this Mojo-sent surprise? What'll happen to Starchild? Will Zabella get her hands on him? Find out in the next exciting chapter!