Jak & Daxter and the Wizard's Gem
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A Jak & Daxter / Harry Potter crossover
By: Adultswim404
Disclamer: I do not own any thing in this story. J.K. Rowling thought up the plot
and owns Harry Potter™ w/ Warner Bros.™ And Jak & Daxter™ / Jak II™ is owned
and property of Naughty Dog™ and Sony Computer Entertament™.
(that's alot of ™'s...)
PART 2
Chapter 4: The Journey from Platform 9 and 6/8
Hagrad: Okay Jak! Here's yer ride ter school.
Jak: Okay... Is it Platform 10 or 9?
H: Nether! It's Platform 8 6/8!
Daxter: What?
H: Just a' walk through that wall!
J: Okay... Err. OW!
Jak was stopped in his tracks when he hit the wall.
H: Oops! Wrong wall. It's this one!
J: Okay... Grr...
Jak ran through the wall and hit a girl.
J: Ow... sorry.
Hemeroid: Thats okay... my name is Hemeroid.
J: You're kidding... right?
H: Nope. who are you?
J: I'm Jak... Lets get on the bus...
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Chapter 5: The Sorting Toilet
They went on a 5 hour trip to Hogworts.... then they reached their
destination...
J: Woah!
D: That is one huge castle!
They get inside
Prof. Maia: Okay, now 1st years you will lisen to this horried song,
sit on the toilet and crap...
J: What?!?
P.M: That's how the Sorting Toilet works!
Sorting Toilet:
Oh you may do think I'm smelly,
But don't judge on what you smell,
I'll eat myself if I could,
Cuz, I hate being a toilet...
I don't care if that didn't rhyme,
Just keep your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogworts Sorting Toilet
And I can sort them all.
There's nothing hidden in your ass
The Sorting toilet can't see,
So take a dump and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gayffinder,
Where dwell the gay at heart,
Their daring homo-sexuality
Set Gayffinders apart;
You might belong in Huff-n-puff,
Where they just smoke alot,
Those crack addicited Huff-n-puffs
And just afraid of getting caught;
Or yet in wise-ass Remenclaw,
I don't know where they got that,
Where those of wit and learning,
will not be in here says me um... got that!;
*murmurs: man... i suck...*
Or perhaps in Slyterpin
You'll see your not a smart one,
Those stupid folks use any means
To blow up everyone.
So sit on me! Don't be afraid!
And and take a crap, if you can!
You're ass is in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Can!!
J: What the hell?
Jak and Herimone were sorted into Gayffinder
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Chapter 6: The Potions Teacher
H: Okay, Harry -
J: I'm Jak...
H: Right! Jak... Our First class... Potions!
5 mins later the class has started...
P.S: Okay! Now I'm Snap! The Potions Master!
J: You're cool...
H: (:
P.S: Grrr... I hate you! You got 4 weeks of detention
and 15 pts of Gayffinder!
J: Oh...?
class has ended and Snap is handing back there 1st day test
P.S: Jak! YOu've got and S!
J: Hey! Does the grading system go from
worst F - D - C - B - A - S Best
J: Huh?
P.S: No. The S stands for sucks...
Jak: Grr... I hate this teacher...
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TBC
(to be continued...)
-----------------------------------------------------
A Jak & Daxter / Harry Potter crossover
By: Adultswim404
Disclamer: I do not own any thing in this story. J.K. Rowling thought up the plot
and owns Harry Potter™ w/ Warner Bros.™ And Jak & Daxter™ / Jak II™ is owned
and property of Naughty Dog™ and Sony Computer Entertament™.
(that's alot of ™'s...)
PART 2
Chapter 4: The Journey from Platform 9 and 6/8
Hagrad: Okay Jak! Here's yer ride ter school.
Jak: Okay... Is it Platform 10 or 9?
H: Nether! It's Platform 8 6/8!
Daxter: What?
H: Just a' walk through that wall!
J: Okay... Err. OW!
Jak was stopped in his tracks when he hit the wall.
H: Oops! Wrong wall. It's this one!
J: Okay... Grr...
Jak ran through the wall and hit a girl.
J: Ow... sorry.
Hemeroid: Thats okay... my name is Hemeroid.
J: You're kidding... right?
H: Nope. who are you?
J: I'm Jak... Lets get on the bus...
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Chapter 5: The Sorting Toilet
They went on a 5 hour trip to Hogworts.... then they reached their
destination...
J: Woah!
D: That is one huge castle!
They get inside
Prof. Maia: Okay, now 1st years you will lisen to this horried song,
sit on the toilet and crap...
J: What?!?
P.M: That's how the Sorting Toilet works!
Sorting Toilet:
Oh you may do think I'm smelly,
But don't judge on what you smell,
I'll eat myself if I could,
Cuz, I hate being a toilet...
I don't care if that didn't rhyme,
Just keep your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogworts Sorting Toilet
And I can sort them all.
There's nothing hidden in your ass
The Sorting toilet can't see,
So take a dump and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gayffinder,
Where dwell the gay at heart,
Their daring homo-sexuality
Set Gayffinders apart;
You might belong in Huff-n-puff,
Where they just smoke alot,
Those crack addicited Huff-n-puffs
And just afraid of getting caught;
Or yet in wise-ass Remenclaw,
I don't know where they got that,
Where those of wit and learning,
will not be in here says me um... got that!;
*murmurs: man... i suck...*
Or perhaps in Slyterpin
You'll see your not a smart one,
Those stupid folks use any means
To blow up everyone.
So sit on me! Don't be afraid!
And and take a crap, if you can!
You're ass is in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Can!!
J: What the hell?
Jak and Herimone were sorted into Gayffinder
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Chapter 6: The Potions Teacher
H: Okay, Harry -
J: I'm Jak...
H: Right! Jak... Our First class... Potions!
5 mins later the class has started...
P.S: Okay! Now I'm Snap! The Potions Master!
J: You're cool...
H: (:
P.S: Grrr... I hate you! You got 4 weeks of detention
and 15 pts of Gayffinder!
J: Oh...?
class has ended and Snap is handing back there 1st day test
P.S: Jak! YOu've got and S!
J: Hey! Does the grading system go from
worst F - D - C - B - A - S Best
J: Huh?
P.S: No. The S stands for sucks...
Jak: Grr... I hate this teacher...
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TBC
(to be continued...)