Halloween Hijinks!
To Mysterious wanderer: That's quite a bit of reviewin' ya did. Okay. Well, Razor probably taught Jubilee some moves, because as long as she follows him around everywhere, she might be useful and help Razor throw a few punches here and there. Razor never really means to be mean to Jubilee, he just gets very annoyed by her chasing him all the time. Those three chapters were nuts indeed. I don't plan to bring in Longshot. The Power of Rock is a rainbow-colored energy. I do not think Jinx would approve of Tigra's trying to get Wolverine neutered, but she would agree with Tigra about the puppy bit. The whole Bubba bit was the kind of humor that you either get or you don't. And also, it was Hawkeye (Clint) that Razor was mad at, not Darkstar (Craig).
To JCKIDSMART: YOU'RE WELCOME!!!
Chapter 7: X-Babies Appear!
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"Aw man, what a night!" Duncan moaned. The jock had leaned against a wall of a building in an alley. "First, the town is covered in mutants, then there are zombies, and now a vampire chick! Oh, as if my life can't get any worse." Duncan then noticed a little blond boy, around five. The boy was clad in a black costume with a yellow sash across the chest from the right shoulder to his left side, a yellow belt, and a yellow 8-pointed star on the left breast. He had a metal band on his head. The kid was walking with his eyes closed. "Hey kid, where's your parents?" The boy opened his eyes, revealing they were glowing red. "Huh?" The kid pulled out a dagger, making Duncan shake. "Uh kid, that's not a real dagger, is it?" The blond kid threw the dagger, and it hit the wall, just a couple millimeters away from Duncan's ear. The blond jock screamed like a woman in a Godzilla movie and ran away amidst a flurry of flying daggers. One did hit him.
"OWWWWW!!!! MY BUTT!!!! THIS KID JUST STABBED ME IN THE BUTT!!! AHHHHHH!!!! HELP!!!! BLOOD!!! REDRUM!!! REDRUM!!! OH GOD HELP ME!!!!"
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Paul walked through the woods, looking for Janet Van Dyne and Henry Pym.
"Where are those two?" He scratched his head. He then felt a chill, as if something was behind him. Starchild turned around. "Huh?" He wondered with some trepidation. "Hello? Who's out here? Yoo-hoo?" He looked around nervously. "Dr. Pym? Mrs. Van Dyne? Hello? Anybody?" He then heard a giggle. "Okay, I'm getting officially creeped out now." He turned around, and he saw a figure clad in a long black cloak and hood. Paul remembered Rogue's costume had a long cape and hood. "Hi, Rogue. You scared the living heck out of me!"
"Oh, really?" The figure said, pulling her hood back, revealing Zabella.
"Who are you?" Paul wondered.
"My name's Zabella." The vampire girl smiled. "I'm a big fan of yours." Paul smiled.
"That's cool." Starchild grinned. "Have I seen you on TV somewhere?" Zabella shrugged.
"I don't think so." She replied.
"Nice costume." Paul said. "My friend Rogue is also a vampire." Zabella raised an eyebrow.
"Really?" She said. "Well, she can't compete with me." She smiled, revealing her fangs. "Mine are real." Paul let out a shudder.
"Ooh-kay." Paul gulped.
"Aw Starchild, I'm not here to give you the Vampire's Kiss, as they call it."
"Huh?"
"I'm looking for a mate." She replied. "And I have chosen you."
"How flattered I am." Paul gulped in fright. His eye glowed. "Stay back, Zabella! I got a gaze that's armed and dangerous!" The purple-haired vampire laughed.
"All vampires have hypnotic powers. So we're immune to hypnosis."
"Aw no." Paul gulped {Craig always did say my charms would get me in trouble one of these days. I guess that day has come!}
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Jamie was watching TV, sipping soda through a straw, when a news report came on.
"A report just came in, claiming to have spotted tiny versions of the mutant outlaws known as the X-Men and the mutant heroes as the Misfits." Jamie did the biggest spit take known to man at that moment. The kid nearly choked as the camera went to a screaming Duncan, whose face was a little too close to the camera.
"IT'S REAL MAN!!! THIS BLOND KID IN A FUNNY COSTUME THREW POINTY THINGS AT ME!!! HE HIT MY BUTT!!! MY BEAUTIFUL BUTT!!!" Duncan screamed and yelled as the camera pulled back revealing he was in a strait jacket, and a few men in white were carting him off. "IT'S REAL I TELL YOU!!!! WAHHHHH!!!!"
"YOU GUYS!!!" Jamie jumped off the couch. "YOU GUYS!! CHECK THIS OUT!!!"
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"Dubba..." Kelly mumbled. "Gubba Bubba..." He was in the back of a truck. He heard a squeak. "AHHHHHHHH!!!! NO, BUBBA!!!! STAY BACK!!!! BUBBA!!!!" Kelly threw his harms over his face and waited a couple seconds. When nothing happened, he slowly uncovered his face. "Huh...Oh God, it's over. I'm outta jail, no more Bubba! WHOO-HOO!!!" He kicked out the door of the unmoving truck in pure joy.
"BORN FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE/AS FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS/AS..." Kelly had started singing in an operatic style, but trailed off as he noticed a small girl, around five. She had long black hair with electric blue streaks in it. She wore a blue, white and black costume, had a metal band around her head, and red eyes. "Uh kid, you ok?" She held up a mallet. "Huh?"
"WAKA WAKA WAKA!!!" She screamed, raising the mallet and smacking Kelly.
"OW!! WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Kelly ran away, clutching his head. The girls chased him, swinging the mallet. "HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
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"The X-Babies?" Scott asked Jamie in disbelief. One could notice that the optic-blaster had a sling around his arm. Evidently, Scott muttered something about Paul and Jean picked it up.
"It all fits, Shades." Jamie said. "Kid with blond hair, black costume, around five, a sash...That's Baby Longshot!"
"Well ,we should tell the others." Scott suggested.
"Yeah, but the babies might cause some trouble." Jamie remembered Duncan mentioning red eyes.
"I thought Longshot and Spiral were dealing with those brats back on Mojoworld." Scott hissed.
"Maybe the X-Babies got them tied up." Jamie shrugged.
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"MMMFF!!!! MMFFFF!!!" Longshot and Spiral growled from gags. The two of them were tied and gagged in Mojo's office, guarded by several Baby Avalanches and Baby Colossuses.
"Awww, I'm so sorry...NOT!!" Mojo cackled as he walked in on his spider-leg apparatus. "But I cannot have my revenge on the X-Men and the Misfits with you two running loose."
"MFFF HFF, MFHMMF!!!! (Screw you, Mojo!)" Spiral snapped.
"MF MFFFF MFMFFF MM!! (Let the kids go!)" Longshot roared. Mojo laughed.
"Yeah right! Y'know, those little brats did destroy my beautiful awards! And you two have constantly gotten in my way!"
"Mf hmff hmm hummfhum hm humph? (What about the mutants out there?) Spiral asked about the X-Men and Misfits.
"Man, I love subtitles." Mojo grinned evilly. "Well, if it weren't for those annoying brats, I wouldn't have had to get all these headaches from the X-Babies!" Longshot rolled his eyes.
"Mff hmmph, hmhmph. (You're weird, Mojo.)" Longshot sighed. {This moron wants revenge on the X-Men and the Misfits, but his reasons only make sense to him. No surprise}
Uh oh! The X-Babies are loose, and under Mojo's control! What'll happen next? Will the Avengers step in, or will they end up having baby counterparts too? Will the gang be able to save Halloween? And will Paul be able to get away from Zabella? Find out in the next chapter!
To Mysterious wanderer: That's quite a bit of reviewin' ya did. Okay. Well, Razor probably taught Jubilee some moves, because as long as she follows him around everywhere, she might be useful and help Razor throw a few punches here and there. Razor never really means to be mean to Jubilee, he just gets very annoyed by her chasing him all the time. Those three chapters were nuts indeed. I don't plan to bring in Longshot. The Power of Rock is a rainbow-colored energy. I do not think Jinx would approve of Tigra's trying to get Wolverine neutered, but she would agree with Tigra about the puppy bit. The whole Bubba bit was the kind of humor that you either get or you don't. And also, it was Hawkeye (Clint) that Razor was mad at, not Darkstar (Craig).
To JCKIDSMART: YOU'RE WELCOME!!!
Chapter 7: X-Babies Appear!
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"Aw man, what a night!" Duncan moaned. The jock had leaned against a wall of a building in an alley. "First, the town is covered in mutants, then there are zombies, and now a vampire chick! Oh, as if my life can't get any worse." Duncan then noticed a little blond boy, around five. The boy was clad in a black costume with a yellow sash across the chest from the right shoulder to his left side, a yellow belt, and a yellow 8-pointed star on the left breast. He had a metal band on his head. The kid was walking with his eyes closed. "Hey kid, where's your parents?" The boy opened his eyes, revealing they were glowing red. "Huh?" The kid pulled out a dagger, making Duncan shake. "Uh kid, that's not a real dagger, is it?" The blond kid threw the dagger, and it hit the wall, just a couple millimeters away from Duncan's ear. The blond jock screamed like a woman in a Godzilla movie and ran away amidst a flurry of flying daggers. One did hit him.
"OWWWWW!!!! MY BUTT!!!! THIS KID JUST STABBED ME IN THE BUTT!!! AHHHHHH!!!! HELP!!!! BLOOD!!! REDRUM!!! REDRUM!!! OH GOD HELP ME!!!!"
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Paul walked through the woods, looking for Janet Van Dyne and Henry Pym.
"Where are those two?" He scratched his head. He then felt a chill, as if something was behind him. Starchild turned around. "Huh?" He wondered with some trepidation. "Hello? Who's out here? Yoo-hoo?" He looked around nervously. "Dr. Pym? Mrs. Van Dyne? Hello? Anybody?" He then heard a giggle. "Okay, I'm getting officially creeped out now." He turned around, and he saw a figure clad in a long black cloak and hood. Paul remembered Rogue's costume had a long cape and hood. "Hi, Rogue. You scared the living heck out of me!"
"Oh, really?" The figure said, pulling her hood back, revealing Zabella.
"Who are you?" Paul wondered.
"My name's Zabella." The vampire girl smiled. "I'm a big fan of yours." Paul smiled.
"That's cool." Starchild grinned. "Have I seen you on TV somewhere?" Zabella shrugged.
"I don't think so." She replied.
"Nice costume." Paul said. "My friend Rogue is also a vampire." Zabella raised an eyebrow.
"Really?" She said. "Well, she can't compete with me." She smiled, revealing her fangs. "Mine are real." Paul let out a shudder.
"Ooh-kay." Paul gulped.
"Aw Starchild, I'm not here to give you the Vampire's Kiss, as they call it."
"Huh?"
"I'm looking for a mate." She replied. "And I have chosen you."
"How flattered I am." Paul gulped in fright. His eye glowed. "Stay back, Zabella! I got a gaze that's armed and dangerous!" The purple-haired vampire laughed.
"All vampires have hypnotic powers. So we're immune to hypnosis."
"Aw no." Paul gulped {Craig always did say my charms would get me in trouble one of these days. I guess that day has come!}
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Jamie was watching TV, sipping soda through a straw, when a news report came on.
"A report just came in, claiming to have spotted tiny versions of the mutant outlaws known as the X-Men and the mutant heroes as the Misfits." Jamie did the biggest spit take known to man at that moment. The kid nearly choked as the camera went to a screaming Duncan, whose face was a little too close to the camera.
"IT'S REAL MAN!!! THIS BLOND KID IN A FUNNY COSTUME THREW POINTY THINGS AT ME!!! HE HIT MY BUTT!!! MY BEAUTIFUL BUTT!!!" Duncan screamed and yelled as the camera pulled back revealing he was in a strait jacket, and a few men in white were carting him off. "IT'S REAL I TELL YOU!!!! WAHHHHH!!!!"
"YOU GUYS!!!" Jamie jumped off the couch. "YOU GUYS!! CHECK THIS OUT!!!"
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"Dubba..." Kelly mumbled. "Gubba Bubba..." He was in the back of a truck. He heard a squeak. "AHHHHHHHH!!!! NO, BUBBA!!!! STAY BACK!!!! BUBBA!!!!" Kelly threw his harms over his face and waited a couple seconds. When nothing happened, he slowly uncovered his face. "Huh...Oh God, it's over. I'm outta jail, no more Bubba! WHOO-HOO!!!" He kicked out the door of the unmoving truck in pure joy.
"BORN FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE/AS FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS/AS..." Kelly had started singing in an operatic style, but trailed off as he noticed a small girl, around five. She had long black hair with electric blue streaks in it. She wore a blue, white and black costume, had a metal band around her head, and red eyes. "Uh kid, you ok?" She held up a mallet. "Huh?"
"WAKA WAKA WAKA!!!" She screamed, raising the mallet and smacking Kelly.
"OW!! WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Kelly ran away, clutching his head. The girls chased him, swinging the mallet. "HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
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"The X-Babies?" Scott asked Jamie in disbelief. One could notice that the optic-blaster had a sling around his arm. Evidently, Scott muttered something about Paul and Jean picked it up.
"It all fits, Shades." Jamie said. "Kid with blond hair, black costume, around five, a sash...That's Baby Longshot!"
"Well ,we should tell the others." Scott suggested.
"Yeah, but the babies might cause some trouble." Jamie remembered Duncan mentioning red eyes.
"I thought Longshot and Spiral were dealing with those brats back on Mojoworld." Scott hissed.
"Maybe the X-Babies got them tied up." Jamie shrugged.
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"MMMFF!!!! MMFFFF!!!" Longshot and Spiral growled from gags. The two of them were tied and gagged in Mojo's office, guarded by several Baby Avalanches and Baby Colossuses.
"Awww, I'm so sorry...NOT!!" Mojo cackled as he walked in on his spider-leg apparatus. "But I cannot have my revenge on the X-Men and the Misfits with you two running loose."
"MFFF HFF, MFHMMF!!!! (Screw you, Mojo!)" Spiral snapped.
"MF MFFFF MFMFFF MM!! (Let the kids go!)" Longshot roared. Mojo laughed.
"Yeah right! Y'know, those little brats did destroy my beautiful awards! And you two have constantly gotten in my way!"
"Mf hmff hmm hummfhum hm humph? (What about the mutants out there?) Spiral asked about the X-Men and Misfits.
"Man, I love subtitles." Mojo grinned evilly. "Well, if it weren't for those annoying brats, I wouldn't have had to get all these headaches from the X-Babies!" Longshot rolled his eyes.
"Mff hmmph, hmhmph. (You're weird, Mojo.)" Longshot sighed. {This moron wants revenge on the X-Men and the Misfits, but his reasons only make sense to him. No surprise}
Uh oh! The X-Babies are loose, and under Mojo's control! What'll happen next? Will the Avengers step in, or will they end up having baby counterparts too? Will the gang be able to save Halloween? And will Paul be able to get away from Zabella? Find out in the next chapter!