Halloween Hijinks!
34 reviews! L17 HAPPY!!! L17 VERY VERY HAPPY!!! Never had this many before!
To JCKIDSMART: You never know. Mojo might get blown up.
To Wizard1: Greer/Bobby? I think that Tigra's fascinated by the fact that Bobby can sheath himself in ice, but can still move and talk. Pietro does tend to act a bit like a Valley Girl at times. As for the villains Razor talks about, most of them are characters I haven't introduced yet. The sorceress Jubilee shuddered at was not the Enchantress, but another evil sorceress that the X-Men and a couple other heroes have faced. Yeah, when I created Razor, I realized he and Cyclops would be huge rivals from the starts. Cyclops is all about control, thanks to his mutation. Razor's magic power enables him to let loose and be more free-spirited. Cyclops always possesses a deep fear of the consequences of his powers. Razor cannot be afraid, and he has a lackadaisical attitude about the consequences of his actions, especially when they affect people he doesn't like. You would have to assume the events of "Juke Box Hero" occurred in the Evo-verse, but the X-Men or the Misfits weren't involved.
To Red Witch: I remembered the cartoon series too! I used to be able to sing the theme song to it. Maybe the Wyld Stallyons will make another appearance. Who knows.
To RogueFanKC: Who knows where the Mini-Shipwrecks went to. They never showed up!
Chapter 9: Brawls with the Babies!
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(Longshot, what do we do?) Spiral asked. Longshot had pulled a hidden dagger out of his wrist, and started cutting his way free.
(Watch and learn.) Longshot replied. He managed to cut his way free. The X- Babies noticed. He quickly threw off the gag and mugged surprise. "Hey, it's Kitty!" The Baby Avalanches and Colossuses' headbands exploded as the number one thing on their minds was mentioned. They all ran off.
"KITTY!!! KITTY!!! KITTY!!! KITTY!!!" They all cried out as they ran off.
(They got one-track minds) Spiral rolled her eyes as Longshot cut her free. She threw off her gag. "I gotta get my swords." She picked up her blades and hugged them happily.
"Lucky you." Longshot grumbled as he looked at his dagger. "That little mind-controlled wannabe stole most of my daggers. This the only one I got left."
"Where are those miniature Shipwrecks?" Spiral scratched her head. Longshot shrugged.
"Who knows."
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"YEOW!!!" Razor was in a rock club, dodging a claw strike from Baby Wolverine. "Man, he's hairy, mean, and got the brains of an animal! Just like the original!"
"Oh shut up!" Logan growled. He, Razor, Jubilee, Magma, and Hawkeye were battling some dancer zombies, as well as the baby version of Wolverine, Cyclops, Tabitha, Iceman, and Scarlet Witch.
"KABLAMMO!!!!" Baby Tabby threw several time bombs at the gang.
"You gotta be kidding!" Hawkeye groaned, readying an arrow with a glowing blue tip. {I hope these new arrows Forge built do the job} "Ever played Legend of Zelda, bombshell? Because here's a cold welcome for ya!" Hawkeye fired his arrow. It hit Baby Tabby's leg, freezing it up. "Whaddaya know, Forge ain't such a loony inventor after all." Baby Wanda threw some hexbolts at Hawkeye. The archer barely dodged. Jubilee managed to blind the tiny hexcaster with some fireworks for a moment.
"C'mon, nerd!" Razor beckoned Baby Cyclops. Baby Scott fired his beams, and the Kid of Rock nailed the optic-blaster with a right cross in the process. "God, that felt good!"
"Sorry little guy!" Magma trapped Baby Iceman in a ring of fire. Jubilee threw Baby Wanda in, knocking the metal bands off them. Their eyes stopped glowing.
"Huh?" Baby Wanda held her head. "Where am I? Last I remember, I was looking in this new book of spells I got..."
"Wha--?" Jubilee scratched her head. She lifted up the headband. "Omigod! These must've been controlling the X-Babies!"
"Then we gotta get the headbands off them!" Magma realized.
"Right!" Jubilee waved to Razor, Logan, and Clint. "You guys! The headbands! Get the headbands off the X-Babies!"
"No prob!" Razor smirked, making Jubes sigh. He dodged Baby Scott's optic blasts, readying his kick. Baby Cyclops leapt into the air, hoping to pull an aerial strike. "Gotcha!" Razor grinned. "ROCKSTAR SUPERKICK!!!" Kid Razor nailed Baby Cyclops with a superkick that would make Shawn Michaels proud. It managed to knock the headband off him.
"OWWWWWWWW!!!!" Baby Cyclops screamed.
"I think that was a bit much, Razor." Jubes sighed.
"But he sucks! He deserved it. Look at him! He's a dumb little monkey, just like the retard he was cloned from." Razor said, pointing at Baby Cyclops.
"Nice to meet you too, jerk." Baby Scott glared. "What happened here?" Logan and Hawkeye managed to free the others.
"Get me out of here! I hate fire!" Baby Bobby screamed.
"I got it." Razor put out the flames with a fire extinguisher. "Man, you are the shortest bunch of mutants the Kid of Rock has ever seen."
"Wanna make something of it, bub?" Baby Logan unsheathed his claws.
"Hey kid, aren't you a little young to be playing with knives?" Razor mocked.
"You wanna piece of me!" Baby Logan roared.
"I don't fight 2-year-olds." Razor laughed. "Why don't you go back to your mother and go howl at the moon with your brothers and sisters?"
"Howl at this, Glamboy!" Baby Wolverine lunged, but Logan held him back.
"Not worth it, bub. He wanted you to do that." Logan told his baby counterpart.
"Nuts." Razor grumbled. A few minutes later, the freed X-Babies and the team left the ruined club.
"You think the Avengers will front this bill?" Logan asked Razor. The Kid of Rock 'n' Roll shrugged.
"I dunno. You'll have to ask Fury." Razor replied. He looked at Jubilee. "Jubes, you alright!"
"What a night!" The Cleveland-by-way-of-Beverly-Hills native laughed. "Man, just like back in Cleveland! I thought it was such a boring town at first, until Razor appeared."
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"My God, Paul!" Craig groaned as he and Paul ran for their lives down a street. "What did you say to her?"
"Nothing!" Paul panted. "She just appeared and tried to have her way with me!"
"Vampires. Freakin' Vampires." Craig grumbled. "That's what I get for joining the Misfits." He raised his head to the air. "I'm being punished, aren't I?"
"Man, I knew my charms were powerful, but dude!" Paul laughed. Craig heard a voice.
"Oh Staaaaaaaaaarchild my beloooooooooooved!!! Where are yoooooooooou?" Zabella called out.
"Run!" Craig snapped. The Starr Brothers continued running."
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"HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Duncan screamed. He was pinned to a wall by a bunch of daggers. "Someone help me! Oh please someone help me!!!!!"
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"What's with these X-Babies? They're relentless!" Wanda screamed, trying to shoot down a thunder-throwing Baby Storm with her hex-bolts.
"Something's got to be controlling them!" Scott reasoned, as he tried to win a laser duel with Baby Starchild.
"But what?" Tigra growled as she tried to hold back Baby Beast.
"The headbands!" A voice explained. Jubilee ran to the gang. "The headbands they have! They're controlling them! Get them off!"
"Right!" Bobby said as he was fighting Baby Pyro. Using an ice bolt, he froze and shattered the tiny pyromaniac's headband. Wanda managed to short out Baby Storm's headband. Tigra slashed off Baby Beast's. Scott hit Baby Starchild's headband, destroying it.
"What happened?" The tiny superstar asked.
"Oh my aching head." Baby Storm moaned. "I need water."
"Last thing I remember was I was reading Hamlet..." Baby Beast tried to figure out how the heck he ended up in Bayville. He got hugged by Tigra.
"A blue teddy bear! HOW CUTE!!!" Tigra squealed as she squeezed the tiny blue mutant clone. Wanda explained what happened to the four X-Babies.
"Mojo again!" Baby Storm pouted. "That's mean! I'm a goddess! I shouldn't be mind-controlled." Some wind kicked up, indicating her annoyance.
"We'll gladly help!" Baby Paul grinned.
"Yeah! We'll set some fires for you!" Baby John laughed.
Well, several X-Babies are free! YESSSSS!!!!! Alright, what'll happen next? What'll the X-Babies do for revenge against Mojo? Will Duncan and Kelly get into really big trouble some more? Will Zabella catch the Starr Brothers? Find out in the next chapter!
34 reviews! L17 HAPPY!!! L17 VERY VERY HAPPY!!! Never had this many before!
To JCKIDSMART: You never know. Mojo might get blown up.
To Wizard1: Greer/Bobby? I think that Tigra's fascinated by the fact that Bobby can sheath himself in ice, but can still move and talk. Pietro does tend to act a bit like a Valley Girl at times. As for the villains Razor talks about, most of them are characters I haven't introduced yet. The sorceress Jubilee shuddered at was not the Enchantress, but another evil sorceress that the X-Men and a couple other heroes have faced. Yeah, when I created Razor, I realized he and Cyclops would be huge rivals from the starts. Cyclops is all about control, thanks to his mutation. Razor's magic power enables him to let loose and be more free-spirited. Cyclops always possesses a deep fear of the consequences of his powers. Razor cannot be afraid, and he has a lackadaisical attitude about the consequences of his actions, especially when they affect people he doesn't like. You would have to assume the events of "Juke Box Hero" occurred in the Evo-verse, but the X-Men or the Misfits weren't involved.
To Red Witch: I remembered the cartoon series too! I used to be able to sing the theme song to it. Maybe the Wyld Stallyons will make another appearance. Who knows.
To RogueFanKC: Who knows where the Mini-Shipwrecks went to. They never showed up!
Chapter 9: Brawls with the Babies!
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(Longshot, what do we do?) Spiral asked. Longshot had pulled a hidden dagger out of his wrist, and started cutting his way free.
(Watch and learn.) Longshot replied. He managed to cut his way free. The X- Babies noticed. He quickly threw off the gag and mugged surprise. "Hey, it's Kitty!" The Baby Avalanches and Colossuses' headbands exploded as the number one thing on their minds was mentioned. They all ran off.
"KITTY!!! KITTY!!! KITTY!!! KITTY!!!" They all cried out as they ran off.
(They got one-track minds) Spiral rolled her eyes as Longshot cut her free. She threw off her gag. "I gotta get my swords." She picked up her blades and hugged them happily.
"Lucky you." Longshot grumbled as he looked at his dagger. "That little mind-controlled wannabe stole most of my daggers. This the only one I got left."
"Where are those miniature Shipwrecks?" Spiral scratched her head. Longshot shrugged.
"Who knows."
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"YEOW!!!" Razor was in a rock club, dodging a claw strike from Baby Wolverine. "Man, he's hairy, mean, and got the brains of an animal! Just like the original!"
"Oh shut up!" Logan growled. He, Razor, Jubilee, Magma, and Hawkeye were battling some dancer zombies, as well as the baby version of Wolverine, Cyclops, Tabitha, Iceman, and Scarlet Witch.
"KABLAMMO!!!!" Baby Tabby threw several time bombs at the gang.
"You gotta be kidding!" Hawkeye groaned, readying an arrow with a glowing blue tip. {I hope these new arrows Forge built do the job} "Ever played Legend of Zelda, bombshell? Because here's a cold welcome for ya!" Hawkeye fired his arrow. It hit Baby Tabby's leg, freezing it up. "Whaddaya know, Forge ain't such a loony inventor after all." Baby Wanda threw some hexbolts at Hawkeye. The archer barely dodged. Jubilee managed to blind the tiny hexcaster with some fireworks for a moment.
"C'mon, nerd!" Razor beckoned Baby Cyclops. Baby Scott fired his beams, and the Kid of Rock nailed the optic-blaster with a right cross in the process. "God, that felt good!"
"Sorry little guy!" Magma trapped Baby Iceman in a ring of fire. Jubilee threw Baby Wanda in, knocking the metal bands off them. Their eyes stopped glowing.
"Huh?" Baby Wanda held her head. "Where am I? Last I remember, I was looking in this new book of spells I got..."
"Wha--?" Jubilee scratched her head. She lifted up the headband. "Omigod! These must've been controlling the X-Babies!"
"Then we gotta get the headbands off them!" Magma realized.
"Right!" Jubilee waved to Razor, Logan, and Clint. "You guys! The headbands! Get the headbands off the X-Babies!"
"No prob!" Razor smirked, making Jubes sigh. He dodged Baby Scott's optic blasts, readying his kick. Baby Cyclops leapt into the air, hoping to pull an aerial strike. "Gotcha!" Razor grinned. "ROCKSTAR SUPERKICK!!!" Kid Razor nailed Baby Cyclops with a superkick that would make Shawn Michaels proud. It managed to knock the headband off him.
"OWWWWWWWW!!!!" Baby Cyclops screamed.
"I think that was a bit much, Razor." Jubes sighed.
"But he sucks! He deserved it. Look at him! He's a dumb little monkey, just like the retard he was cloned from." Razor said, pointing at Baby Cyclops.
"Nice to meet you too, jerk." Baby Scott glared. "What happened here?" Logan and Hawkeye managed to free the others.
"Get me out of here! I hate fire!" Baby Bobby screamed.
"I got it." Razor put out the flames with a fire extinguisher. "Man, you are the shortest bunch of mutants the Kid of Rock has ever seen."
"Wanna make something of it, bub?" Baby Logan unsheathed his claws.
"Hey kid, aren't you a little young to be playing with knives?" Razor mocked.
"You wanna piece of me!" Baby Logan roared.
"I don't fight 2-year-olds." Razor laughed. "Why don't you go back to your mother and go howl at the moon with your brothers and sisters?"
"Howl at this, Glamboy!" Baby Wolverine lunged, but Logan held him back.
"Not worth it, bub. He wanted you to do that." Logan told his baby counterpart.
"Nuts." Razor grumbled. A few minutes later, the freed X-Babies and the team left the ruined club.
"You think the Avengers will front this bill?" Logan asked Razor. The Kid of Rock 'n' Roll shrugged.
"I dunno. You'll have to ask Fury." Razor replied. He looked at Jubilee. "Jubes, you alright!"
"What a night!" The Cleveland-by-way-of-Beverly-Hills native laughed. "Man, just like back in Cleveland! I thought it was such a boring town at first, until Razor appeared."
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"My God, Paul!" Craig groaned as he and Paul ran for their lives down a street. "What did you say to her?"
"Nothing!" Paul panted. "She just appeared and tried to have her way with me!"
"Vampires. Freakin' Vampires." Craig grumbled. "That's what I get for joining the Misfits." He raised his head to the air. "I'm being punished, aren't I?"
"Man, I knew my charms were powerful, but dude!" Paul laughed. Craig heard a voice.
"Oh Staaaaaaaaaarchild my beloooooooooooved!!! Where are yoooooooooou?" Zabella called out.
"Run!" Craig snapped. The Starr Brothers continued running."
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"HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Duncan screamed. He was pinned to a wall by a bunch of daggers. "Someone help me! Oh please someone help me!!!!!"
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"What's with these X-Babies? They're relentless!" Wanda screamed, trying to shoot down a thunder-throwing Baby Storm with her hex-bolts.
"Something's got to be controlling them!" Scott reasoned, as he tried to win a laser duel with Baby Starchild.
"But what?" Tigra growled as she tried to hold back Baby Beast.
"The headbands!" A voice explained. Jubilee ran to the gang. "The headbands they have! They're controlling them! Get them off!"
"Right!" Bobby said as he was fighting Baby Pyro. Using an ice bolt, he froze and shattered the tiny pyromaniac's headband. Wanda managed to short out Baby Storm's headband. Tigra slashed off Baby Beast's. Scott hit Baby Starchild's headband, destroying it.
"What happened?" The tiny superstar asked.
"Oh my aching head." Baby Storm moaned. "I need water."
"Last thing I remember was I was reading Hamlet..." Baby Beast tried to figure out how the heck he ended up in Bayville. He got hugged by Tigra.
"A blue teddy bear! HOW CUTE!!!" Tigra squealed as she squeezed the tiny blue mutant clone. Wanda explained what happened to the four X-Babies.
"Mojo again!" Baby Storm pouted. "That's mean! I'm a goddess! I shouldn't be mind-controlled." Some wind kicked up, indicating her annoyance.
"We'll gladly help!" Baby Paul grinned.
"Yeah! We'll set some fires for you!" Baby John laughed.
Well, several X-Babies are free! YESSSSS!!!!! Alright, what'll happen next? What'll the X-Babies do for revenge against Mojo? Will Duncan and Kelly get into really big trouble some more? Will Zabella catch the Starr Brothers? Find out in the next chapter!