Halloween Hijinks!

To Wizard1: I have no idea why you're not getting the tenth chapter of "Birth of a Juke Box Hero." It works just fine with others. Maybe your computer messed up. Speaking of Razor, you're wondering about where the Evo version of Ronnie Rocker went, huh? Well, I'll reveal his fate later on. I imagined Evo Tigra as a bit bubbly personality-wise. BTW, there's a very special appearance here.

To Red Witch: More madness coming up!

To JCKIDSMART: I guess he escaped. *Shrugs*

Chapter 10: More Halloween Madness!

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"Paul, you really did it this time!" Craig groaned as he and Paul ran down another street. They passed by a green-and-blue van decorated with flowers. "Hey, what?" The Starr Brothers stopped. Four teenagers were gathered around the van, groaning. One had short blond hair, and wore a white sweater with a blue stripe on it and blue jeans. He looked like he had some muscle on him. A second was a beautiful red-haired girl with a pink t-shirt and purple jeans. A third was a short girl with bowl-cut brown hair and black eyeglasses, clad in a yellow sweater and a red skirt with high yellow socks and red shoes. The fourth was a tall skinny, big-nosed, big-chinned boy with messy brown hair, the beginnings of a goatee, and clad in baggy brown pants and a green V-neck t-shirt. With the four was a brown Great Dane with a blue collar that had a gold diamond-shaped tag and "SD" in blue letters on it.

"Nice going, Shag." The blond groaned. "You had to get a flat here, huh?"

"Like, not my fault Fred!" The brown-haired boy said. "That zombies scared the heebie jeebies out of us!"

"Reah." The dog agreed. Craig looked astonished.

"Did that dog just talk?" Darkstar asked Starchild.

"I think so." Paul nodded. The twin brothers approached the four teenagers and dog. "Is something wrong?" The fivesome turned around saw the twins.

"Can you help us?" The redhead asked.

"I think so." Paul bowed. "I'm Paul Starr, and this is my twin brother Craig."

"I'm Fred Jones." The blond introduced himself. He motioned to the redhead. "This is Daphne Blake."

"Hi." Daphne waved.

"I'm Velma Dinkley." The spectacled girl smiled. She pointed at the tall boy. "This is Norville Rogers. We call him Shaggy."

"Like, nice to meet you guys."

"Rooby-roo!" The Great Dane introduced himself. Paul raised an eyebrow.

"What'd he say?" Paul asked, pointing at the dog.

"Like, his name's Scooby-Doo." Shaggy said.

"We have a flat tire, and we forgot to get a spare." Velma explained.

"Let me take a look." Craig said. "Do you have a pump?" Fred got one and handed it to Craig.

"I dunno why you'd need it. You can't pump a flat tire." Fred said.

"I know." Craig replied. He noticed the left rear wheel was flat, and the van was jacked up. "Alright. I can fix this." He noticed a tear in the tire. Using his eye laser, Craig welded the tire back together. He then pumped the tire back up. "That should hold until you get yourself a new tire."

"Thanks a lot." Daphne thanked.

"YIPE!!!" Starchild yelped as Zabella clamped onto him.

"VAMPIRE!!!!" Shaggy screamed in fright, face turning pale white. He jumped behind the van, shivering. Scooby was unusually calm.

"Raggy, rook! Rabella!" He said. Shaggy peeked out.

"Zabella? Man, now that name brings back memories." Shaggy laughed.

"Yeah, from when you, Scooby, and Scrappy coached at the Grimwood School for Girls." Fred grinned. Velma and Daphne snickered.

"Didn't we see you guys on TV?" Paul wondered.

"Could say the same for you, kid." Velma replied.

"Coach Scooby! Coach Shaggy!" Zabella smiled at the sight of her former teachers.

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"Huh huh huh huh huh..." Kelly panted. He sat on a bench in the park. "I finally lost that crazy girl."

"WAKA WAKA WAKA!!!" Baby Althea leapt up and started smacking Kelly repeatedly.

"HELLLLLLLLLP!!!!" Kelly screamed as he ran away. He passed by a tree, but Baby Althea smacked into it, causing her headband to shatter.

"Uhhhhhnh..." The tiny ninja moaned, holding her head. "Where am I?"

"You OK?" Kelly asked. She glared at him.

"You jerk! You're mean to my Toddles!" She screamed.

"Aw no!! WAHHHH!!!!!" He ran away, Baby Wavedancer after him once more with a mallet.

"WAKA WAKA WAKA!!! SMACK THE JERK!!! SMACK THE JERK!!!"

"HELP ME!!!"

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"Okay, this is crazy stuff right here." Tabby groaned. She, Thor, Jennifer, Kurt, and Cap were up against the Baby versions of Jean Grey, Cannonball, Berzerker, Magma, and Shadowcat. Baby Sam was having a tough time, because he kept bouncing off Cap's shield. The gang was having huge problems fighting Baby Kitty. She just kept herself intangible.

"Aw c'mon man!" Jen groaned as another punch she threw went right through Baby Kitty. "Just let me hit you once, please?"

"You think any of us are having fun, Walters?!" Kurt grumbled as he repeatedly dodged Magma's fireballs.

"I'm so enjoying this!" Tabby grinned as she threw bombs at Baby Ray.

"This is insane!" Thor groaned as an insanely laughing Baby Jean threw him around with her telekinesis. "Help me!" He angrily stared at Baby Jean. "Release me, foul miniature wench, or face the wrath of thy hammer, Mjolnir!"

"Kid, you're gonna hurt your head if you keep that up!" Cap groaned as Baby Cannonball kept knocking into his shield. On another run, Baby Cannonball was hit by a blast of rainbow-colored energy. It came from Kid Razor.

"Hey Flagman! Get the headband!" Razor told Captain America. "The X-Babies have headbands around their heads, controlling their tiny little minds."

"Sure, Razor." Cap sighed. "You heard the loudmouth! Remove the headbands!" Tabby easily removed Baby Ray's by blowing him up. Thor had a tougher time, until Baby Jean saw a Superstars poster. While in a trance from the image of Paul, Thor removed her headband and crushed. Kurt used his agility and 'porting to get Baby Magma free. Cap and Razor caught Baby Cannonball and freed the tiny blond mutant.

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"Man, Mojo's been tinkering." Spiral grumbled as she and Longshot picked up a funny-looking device about the size of a PC with an odd insertion flap, several buttons, a lever, and a piece of curved metal vent pointing upwards on it. "This baby-making machine's caused a lot of trouble."

"No joke." Longshot sighed. "Let's take it to Earth."

"Are you cuckoo?" Spiral asked. "Why? This thing's caused a lot of trouble!"

"We can destroy it there. Or at least give it to Forge for spare parts." Longshot shrugged. The six-armed swordswoman thought about it for a moment.

"Okay, but I get to slash it a few times. I got a lot of frustration right now." Spiral agreed.

"Let's go." Longshot ordered. He and Spiral carted the machine off.

Well, looks like more madness and mayhem has happened! How will Longshot and Spiral destroy the baby-making machine? Will the X-Babies be freed? What'll happen next? Find out in the next chapter!