Halloween Hijinks!
To RogueFanKC: Yeah, Baby Al still wants to smash Kelly. Who doesn't want to smash Kelly? Right. In "Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School", Zabella was the teenage daughter of Dracula. I wonder how her old man would react to find out she's after a guy who's also admired by five superpowered girls. Glad you liked the appearance by the Mystery, Inc gang.
To Red Witch: Tell Althea that Baby Toad'll be rescued. But if I were her, I'd be careful. If Baby Wavedancer catches Al cuddling Baby Toad, I can't be held responsible for what'll happen.
To JCKIDSMART: Here's your update! Don't use it all at once!
To Wizard1: Here's a surprise for you!
Chapter 11: Yet More Halloween Madness!
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"Man, that was weird. Who knew those five weirdos knew that vamp?" Craig said to his twin brother Paul as the Sensational Starr Brothers walked down a street.
"I'll say. That was a 'fang-tastic' stroke of luck for us, huh? Hee hee hee." Paul grinned with a snicker. Craig groaned.
"Don't start talking like that vamp, please!" Craig groaned.
"Aw cheer up!" Paul laughed, wrapping his arm around his brother's shoulder. "That Zabella chick is actually real cool. She listens to the soundtrack from 'ESC 6' all the time. Loves the flick."
"I remember recording a couple songs for the movie. We were able to get that cover of 'Love Gun' on the film." Craig smirked. "Before the riot ruined the scene." He then shook his head. "I was sick and tired of all those 'bat' puns she cracked."
"Then maybe you shouldn't listen to me talking." A familiar voice quipped.
"Aw man." Craig groaned. Zabella reappeared, wrapping her arms around Paul, and placing her head on his shoulder. "Aw, of all the rotten luck."
"He's always in a bad mood. You get used to it."
"Starchild..." She started.
"'Starchild' is just a nickname." Paul grinned. "My real name is Paul." Zabella started laughing. "What?"
"That's funny!" She laughed. "You look like Paul Stanley from Kiss, and your name is Paul. That's one funny coincidence. Next thing you know, you'll tell me you can fire lasers from your star birthmark." Craig groaned.
"Eye laser and hypnosis, to be exact." Darkstar growled. "We've heard every single joke. Paul gets them even more than I do. His full name is Paul Stanley Starr. Some people never see past all the ironies surrounding us."
"I find it fang-tastic, having a boyfriend who shares the name of a celebrity." Zabella smiled. Craig smirked evilly.
{I am telling her} Craig said to Paul in his head. "Zabella, Paul's the object of affection of five other girls. They all have special powers." Craig told Zabella the whole X-Girl situation.
"Let those delusional fools think what they want! They're obviously nuts!" Zabella sniffed. "It's obvious Paul desires me."
"Oh God." Craig groaned.
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The X-Men, Misfits, and Avengers, after a few more battles that were rather uneventful and unworthy of being mentioned here, managed to free the X- Babies. They were all corralled back to the X-Mansion.
"So cute, so cute, so cute!" Althea squealed as she cuddled Baby Toad.
"Help me..." The tiny frog-like mutant moaned.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllll!!!" Todd moaned. Kelly ran in and hid under a couch.
"Get her away from me!" He moaned.
"WAKA WAKA hey, where'd he go?" Baby Althea looked around. She saw her big self hugging Baby Todd. "HEY, HANDS OFF MY TODDLES!!!!" She and the big Althea started arguing. The Baby X-Girls were arguing over Baby Paul. The Baby X-Boys tried to impale him with swords, but the X-Baby Girls caught them and slashed their rear ends.
"OWWWWWWWWWCH!!!!"
"Where are Longshot and Spiral to pick them up?" Roberto groaned.
"Out drinking." Razor quipped.
"Lucky them." Bobby sighed. A portal opened up in the living room, and Spiral and Longshot came out, carting the baby-making machine. Kelly peeked up.
"Aw dude, this is too freaky man! I'm outta here!" He made himself scarce, with a huge wet spot in his pants. "Mommy!"
"Hey guys." Longshot grinned. "We hope you know of a good junkyard."
"This little baby here created all those X-Babies." Spiral nodded at the machine.
"Dude, that machine is a terrible mother." Razor laughed.
"Oh stop, Bobby." Jennifer groaned.
"What'd I do?" Bobby asked.
"Not you, Iceman. I was talking about Razor." Jen replied. Razor rolled his eyes.
"Whatever."
"That thing's a lot smaller than the last time we saw it." Jean scratched her head.
"It's been modified since you were in Mojoworld." Baby Kurt explained. Forge examined the device.
"I suppose I could use it for spare parts." Forge shrugged. He looked at the lever. "Hey, what does this do?"
"No, Forge!" Longshot said. He pressed a button. A green ray shot out of the front slot, hitting Jubilee and the Avengers.
"Aw no!" Storm groaned. The back pipe-like part spit out babies one by one. A Baby version of Cap was spat out, then Wasp, then Jen, then Pym, then Tigra, then Thor, then Hawkeye, then Iron Man, and lastly Razor. The tiny versions of the Avengers looked around. "Terrific."
"Baby Avengers." Logan groaned.
"Where are we?" Baby Cap asked. Baby Sunspot, Cannonball, Berzerker, and Iceman saw Baby Jennifer, and hearts floated around their heads.
"Hi boys." Baby Jen winked. Baby Razor looked at Baby Cyclops.
"NERD!!!!!" Baby Razor smacked Baby Scott.
"OWWWW!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!!!" Baby Scott screamed.
"You suck, so you deserved a slapping." Baby Razor grinned.
"I'll slap you, you loudmouth!"
"JUST BRING IT, YOU BIG FAT %$&#!!!" Baby Razor snapped. The baby versions of Scott and Razor started brawling.
"That Baby Razor is so cute!" Jubilee squealed. She batted her eyelashes at Kid Razor. "Maybe our kids would look like him." Razor turned to Jubilee in shock.
"Heck no!" Razor snapped. Baby Razor laughed at his counterpart. He had just shoved Baby Scott's arms into his mouth, and now the tiny Kid of Rock had something to say.
"Man, the Kid of Rock doesn't want to be you, blondie." Baby Razor laughed at Razor. "At least I have no crazy mallrat stalking me." Razor glared at his small counterpart.
"Just you wait...Short Man." Razor smirked. He hated being called that by Jen, and Baby Razor reacted the way he hoped: He got mad.
"Screw you, you wannabe!"
"I am the original Kid of Rock, little boy." Razor said to his tiny self. "You got a lot to learn." The machine started shaking.
"Huh?" The two Razors said.
"Now what's it doing?" Spiral groaned. She gave the machine a kick. It spat out one last X-Baby before exploding: A little girl with black hair. Kid Razor smirked as he looked at his tiny self.
"Your stalker has arrived." Razor smirked. He recognized the little girl as a baby version of Jubilee. Baby Jubilee stared at Baby Razor with hearts for eyes. "Enjoy, shortstuff!"
"Hey, only I call him shortstuff!" Baby Jen snapped.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Baby Jubilee squealed as she clamped onto Baby Razor.
"You sick freak!" Baby Razor snapped. "Somebody give the Kid of Rock a hand! Or a shoehorn!"
"Aw great, more kids to bring home." Longshot sighed.
First, the X-Men. Then the Misfits. Now, the Avengers have been babyfied! What'll happen next? How the heck will Spiral and Longshot get the kids home? What's Mojo's reaction to all of this stuff? What about the Halloween Parade? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly.
To RogueFanKC: Yeah, Baby Al still wants to smash Kelly. Who doesn't want to smash Kelly? Right. In "Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School", Zabella was the teenage daughter of Dracula. I wonder how her old man would react to find out she's after a guy who's also admired by five superpowered girls. Glad you liked the appearance by the Mystery, Inc gang.
To Red Witch: Tell Althea that Baby Toad'll be rescued. But if I were her, I'd be careful. If Baby Wavedancer catches Al cuddling Baby Toad, I can't be held responsible for what'll happen.
To JCKIDSMART: Here's your update! Don't use it all at once!
To Wizard1: Here's a surprise for you!
Chapter 11: Yet More Halloween Madness!
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"Man, that was weird. Who knew those five weirdos knew that vamp?" Craig said to his twin brother Paul as the Sensational Starr Brothers walked down a street.
"I'll say. That was a 'fang-tastic' stroke of luck for us, huh? Hee hee hee." Paul grinned with a snicker. Craig groaned.
"Don't start talking like that vamp, please!" Craig groaned.
"Aw cheer up!" Paul laughed, wrapping his arm around his brother's shoulder. "That Zabella chick is actually real cool. She listens to the soundtrack from 'ESC 6' all the time. Loves the flick."
"I remember recording a couple songs for the movie. We were able to get that cover of 'Love Gun' on the film." Craig smirked. "Before the riot ruined the scene." He then shook his head. "I was sick and tired of all those 'bat' puns she cracked."
"Then maybe you shouldn't listen to me talking." A familiar voice quipped.
"Aw man." Craig groaned. Zabella reappeared, wrapping her arms around Paul, and placing her head on his shoulder. "Aw, of all the rotten luck."
"He's always in a bad mood. You get used to it."
"Starchild..." She started.
"'Starchild' is just a nickname." Paul grinned. "My real name is Paul." Zabella started laughing. "What?"
"That's funny!" She laughed. "You look like Paul Stanley from Kiss, and your name is Paul. That's one funny coincidence. Next thing you know, you'll tell me you can fire lasers from your star birthmark." Craig groaned.
"Eye laser and hypnosis, to be exact." Darkstar growled. "We've heard every single joke. Paul gets them even more than I do. His full name is Paul Stanley Starr. Some people never see past all the ironies surrounding us."
"I find it fang-tastic, having a boyfriend who shares the name of a celebrity." Zabella smiled. Craig smirked evilly.
{I am telling her} Craig said to Paul in his head. "Zabella, Paul's the object of affection of five other girls. They all have special powers." Craig told Zabella the whole X-Girl situation.
"Let those delusional fools think what they want! They're obviously nuts!" Zabella sniffed. "It's obvious Paul desires me."
"Oh God." Craig groaned.
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The X-Men, Misfits, and Avengers, after a few more battles that were rather uneventful and unworthy of being mentioned here, managed to free the X- Babies. They were all corralled back to the X-Mansion.
"So cute, so cute, so cute!" Althea squealed as she cuddled Baby Toad.
"Help me..." The tiny frog-like mutant moaned.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllll!!!" Todd moaned. Kelly ran in and hid under a couch.
"Get her away from me!" He moaned.
"WAKA WAKA hey, where'd he go?" Baby Althea looked around. She saw her big self hugging Baby Todd. "HEY, HANDS OFF MY TODDLES!!!!" She and the big Althea started arguing. The Baby X-Girls were arguing over Baby Paul. The Baby X-Boys tried to impale him with swords, but the X-Baby Girls caught them and slashed their rear ends.
"OWWWWWWWWWCH!!!!"
"Where are Longshot and Spiral to pick them up?" Roberto groaned.
"Out drinking." Razor quipped.
"Lucky them." Bobby sighed. A portal opened up in the living room, and Spiral and Longshot came out, carting the baby-making machine. Kelly peeked up.
"Aw dude, this is too freaky man! I'm outta here!" He made himself scarce, with a huge wet spot in his pants. "Mommy!"
"Hey guys." Longshot grinned. "We hope you know of a good junkyard."
"This little baby here created all those X-Babies." Spiral nodded at the machine.
"Dude, that machine is a terrible mother." Razor laughed.
"Oh stop, Bobby." Jennifer groaned.
"What'd I do?" Bobby asked.
"Not you, Iceman. I was talking about Razor." Jen replied. Razor rolled his eyes.
"Whatever."
"That thing's a lot smaller than the last time we saw it." Jean scratched her head.
"It's been modified since you were in Mojoworld." Baby Kurt explained. Forge examined the device.
"I suppose I could use it for spare parts." Forge shrugged. He looked at the lever. "Hey, what does this do?"
"No, Forge!" Longshot said. He pressed a button. A green ray shot out of the front slot, hitting Jubilee and the Avengers.
"Aw no!" Storm groaned. The back pipe-like part spit out babies one by one. A Baby version of Cap was spat out, then Wasp, then Jen, then Pym, then Tigra, then Thor, then Hawkeye, then Iron Man, and lastly Razor. The tiny versions of the Avengers looked around. "Terrific."
"Baby Avengers." Logan groaned.
"Where are we?" Baby Cap asked. Baby Sunspot, Cannonball, Berzerker, and Iceman saw Baby Jennifer, and hearts floated around their heads.
"Hi boys." Baby Jen winked. Baby Razor looked at Baby Cyclops.
"NERD!!!!!" Baby Razor smacked Baby Scott.
"OWWWW!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!!!" Baby Scott screamed.
"You suck, so you deserved a slapping." Baby Razor grinned.
"I'll slap you, you loudmouth!"
"JUST BRING IT, YOU BIG FAT %$&#!!!" Baby Razor snapped. The baby versions of Scott and Razor started brawling.
"That Baby Razor is so cute!" Jubilee squealed. She batted her eyelashes at Kid Razor. "Maybe our kids would look like him." Razor turned to Jubilee in shock.
"Heck no!" Razor snapped. Baby Razor laughed at his counterpart. He had just shoved Baby Scott's arms into his mouth, and now the tiny Kid of Rock had something to say.
"Man, the Kid of Rock doesn't want to be you, blondie." Baby Razor laughed at Razor. "At least I have no crazy mallrat stalking me." Razor glared at his small counterpart.
"Just you wait...Short Man." Razor smirked. He hated being called that by Jen, and Baby Razor reacted the way he hoped: He got mad.
"Screw you, you wannabe!"
"I am the original Kid of Rock, little boy." Razor said to his tiny self. "You got a lot to learn." The machine started shaking.
"Huh?" The two Razors said.
"Now what's it doing?" Spiral groaned. She gave the machine a kick. It spat out one last X-Baby before exploding: A little girl with black hair. Kid Razor smirked as he looked at his tiny self.
"Your stalker has arrived." Razor smirked. He recognized the little girl as a baby version of Jubilee. Baby Jubilee stared at Baby Razor with hearts for eyes. "Enjoy, shortstuff!"
"Hey, only I call him shortstuff!" Baby Jen snapped.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Baby Jubilee squealed as she clamped onto Baby Razor.
"You sick freak!" Baby Razor snapped. "Somebody give the Kid of Rock a hand! Or a shoehorn!"
"Aw great, more kids to bring home." Longshot sighed.
First, the X-Men. Then the Misfits. Now, the Avengers have been babyfied! What'll happen next? How the heck will Spiral and Longshot get the kids home? What's Mojo's reaction to all of this stuff? What about the Halloween Parade? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly.