Halloween Hijinks!
44 Reviews! *Whistles* Man, that's quite a lot of 'em! A new record for me!
To Red Witch: Oh Mojo will have a nervous breakdown from this. Oh yes, he will.
To Wizard1: Glad you like the Baby Avengers! I figured Mojoworld could use some non-mutant babies. There was a lot of insanity in this fic: Torture, lust, action, adventure, comedy, and of course, Scotsmen. As for Razor's rogues, you might meet one I intend to put in to Razor's rogues gallery. The parade's definitely going to witness a lot of chaos. BTW, the sorceress Razor was talking about earlier makes her appearance here!
To JCKIDSMART: Here you go! More madness!
Chapter 12: Parade Problems Begin!
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"OH NO!!!" The X-Men, Misfits, and Avengers tried, but they were unable to prevent the X-Babies, Baby Misfits, and Baby Avengers from leaving the mansion en masse.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!! PARADE!!!" The babies squealed as they ran/jumped/flew into town.
"Nice job, Pietro!" Scott snapped. "You just had to be watching TV, huh? About the Bayville Halloween parade!"
"How was he to know it'd give 'em ideas, Summers?" Lance snapped back.
"Both of you shut up!" Jubilee snapped. "We gotta get those babies before they get into real trouble!"
"Let's leave 'em." Razor shrugged. "This town can't get any wackier." Everyone glared at Razor. "What?"
"They're five-year-old version of us with all our powers and abilities!" Wasp said.
"Oh c'mon! Half the people here aren't any more mature than five!" Razor groaned, rolling his eyes.
"HEY!!"
"Let's just ignore this bigmouth and get those babies!" Scott pointed at Razor as he spoke.
"Screw you and the X-Jet you flew in on, Summers!" Razor snapped.
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"Awesome! Totally Stellar! Stellar to a level beyond max!" Paul grinned as he watched the Bayville Halloween Parade. Craig and Zabella were with him.
"How fang-tastic!" She agreed, her arms around Paul's.
"Great." Craig groaned. He noticed Duncan Matthews nearby. With an evil smirk, Craig activated his eye laser, burning into Duncan's shoe, then into his foot.
"YEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWCH!!!!!!" Duncan screamed, jumping on his good foot. He tumbled into a couple of cops, accidentally punching one in the process.
"Oh, strike an officer, huh?" The cop threatened. "You're going to jail!"
"Hey wait a sec! Wait!" Duncam screamed as the two cops threw him into the car and drove off. "Racist!"
"What a moron." Craig snickered.
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"Razor, where are you going!" Scott snapped.
"Stay here, Jubes! I thought I saw something!" Razor told Jubilee as he leapt out of Scott's car. Scott, Razor, Jubilee, Kurt, and Thor were in Scott's car because he was driving them to Bayville. Razor ran after he noticed something oddly familiar. "Don't follow the Kid of Rock! He's gotta deal with this alone!" Everyone looked at Jubilee.
"You don't want to know." Jubilee said. Razor followed the odd familiar something until he went into an alley. There, he saw the source. The shadow turned into a beautiful woman with long straight jet black hair. She wore a costume that was very provocative: A black leather bodice with long black fingerless gloves, thigh-high black boots, and a furry long black cape with red on the inside, worn over her shoulders with a clasp that had a trident on it. Her skin was pale. Her red lips formed a smile at the sight of Kid Razor. Her body was translucent. Her green eyes betrayed the fact she lived centuries, even though she looked only in her twenties.
"Hello, Kid Razor." The woman smiled. "Glad to see me?" Razor crossed his arms. His eyes burned with hatred, and his smirk showed his cockiness was to a new level.
"Well, well, well." Razor said in a light-hearted yet sarcastic and venomous tone. "If it ain't the one and only Selene."
"You remembered me. Oh, I'm so glad." The woman said with delight. "You musicians generally have very short memory spans where women are involved."
"If I had known the Black Queen was coming, I'd have rolled out the red carpet." Razor snarled. He hated this woman.
"And as witty as ever." Selene smiled. "I'm glad you never forgot me. I don't like being forgotten."
"I never forget someone who tried to kill my friends just to get their claws on my guitar."
"I cannot help it if I find the Power of Rock so...seductive." Selene purred.
"If you wanted to see the Kid of Rock so badly, why'd you send your astral self?" Razor snarled. Selene shrugged.
"Because if I came in person, you'd try to put your guitar through my heart."
"Can you blame me?" Razor looked ready to fight. "You destroyed Ronnie! You destroyed his soul! Just to get your paws on my guitar!" Selene laughed. "Go ahead and laugh it up, you immortal wench! You soulless witch! The Kid of Rock sincerely hopes you rot!"
"I did not destroy your ghostly friend, little mortal." Selene laughed. "I merely trapped him in the Astral Plane. He'll never find a way out." Razor's eyes glowed with rage.
"If I ever get my hands on you again Selene..." Razor clenched his fists.
"I'll see you around, Kid Razor." Selene smiled as her astral form disappeared. "Take care of my guitar for me." Razor stared at the spot she stood for a second with a hateful look. He stomped back to the car, angry as ever. Jubilee recognized that look, and a shiver went down her spine.
{Oh God, Selene again...She'll never leave us alone until she gets Razor's guitar.} Jubilee moaned mentally.
"What's up Razor?" Scott wondered. Razor shot Scott a venomous look. With great anger, he punched Scott in the face. "AAAGH!! MY NOSE!!! I THINK YOU BROKE MY NOSE!!!"
"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!" Razor roared angrily. He took a breath. "I'm going ahead. Try to catch up, Lamebrain." Razor plucked his guitar, flying ahead of the others in a field of rainbow energy.
"MY NOSE!!!" Scott screamed.
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"Where are those X-Babies?" Jean groaned. She and Rogue were in the crowd at the parade, watching the Halloween floats.
"Ah dunno." Rogue shrugged. "Maybe they got lost. Ah hope they stay lost." Rogue then noticed something. "Hey it's Paul." She smiled, but she glared at the girl on his arm. {Who is that witch on mah man's arm?}The southerner walked down the street to Paul.
"Hi, Rogue." Paul grinned.
"Hi, sugah." Rogue greeted sweetly. She glared at Zabella. "Who are you?"
"Zabella is my name."
"Uh-huh. And why do you have your arms around mah guy?" Rogue glared.
"Yours?!" Jean snapped. She had followed Rogue. "Who is that and why did you say Paul is yours?"
"Because he's always been mine." Rogue replied. The three girls glared at each other.
"Oh God, Paul!" Craig snapped at his brother. "See what your flirting causes?! You and your stupid charm! Every single time!"
Man, looks like it's all about to blow! What will happen next? What was up with Razor back there? Will the parade get blown to bits? Find out in the next chapter!!!
44 Reviews! *Whistles* Man, that's quite a lot of 'em! A new record for me!
To Red Witch: Oh Mojo will have a nervous breakdown from this. Oh yes, he will.
To Wizard1: Glad you like the Baby Avengers! I figured Mojoworld could use some non-mutant babies. There was a lot of insanity in this fic: Torture, lust, action, adventure, comedy, and of course, Scotsmen. As for Razor's rogues, you might meet one I intend to put in to Razor's rogues gallery. The parade's definitely going to witness a lot of chaos. BTW, the sorceress Razor was talking about earlier makes her appearance here!
To JCKIDSMART: Here you go! More madness!
Chapter 12: Parade Problems Begin!
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"OH NO!!!" The X-Men, Misfits, and Avengers tried, but they were unable to prevent the X-Babies, Baby Misfits, and Baby Avengers from leaving the mansion en masse.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!! PARADE!!!" The babies squealed as they ran/jumped/flew into town.
"Nice job, Pietro!" Scott snapped. "You just had to be watching TV, huh? About the Bayville Halloween parade!"
"How was he to know it'd give 'em ideas, Summers?" Lance snapped back.
"Both of you shut up!" Jubilee snapped. "We gotta get those babies before they get into real trouble!"
"Let's leave 'em." Razor shrugged. "This town can't get any wackier." Everyone glared at Razor. "What?"
"They're five-year-old version of us with all our powers and abilities!" Wasp said.
"Oh c'mon! Half the people here aren't any more mature than five!" Razor groaned, rolling his eyes.
"HEY!!"
"Let's just ignore this bigmouth and get those babies!" Scott pointed at Razor as he spoke.
"Screw you and the X-Jet you flew in on, Summers!" Razor snapped.
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"Awesome! Totally Stellar! Stellar to a level beyond max!" Paul grinned as he watched the Bayville Halloween Parade. Craig and Zabella were with him.
"How fang-tastic!" She agreed, her arms around Paul's.
"Great." Craig groaned. He noticed Duncan Matthews nearby. With an evil smirk, Craig activated his eye laser, burning into Duncan's shoe, then into his foot.
"YEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWCH!!!!!!" Duncan screamed, jumping on his good foot. He tumbled into a couple of cops, accidentally punching one in the process.
"Oh, strike an officer, huh?" The cop threatened. "You're going to jail!"
"Hey wait a sec! Wait!" Duncam screamed as the two cops threw him into the car and drove off. "Racist!"
"What a moron." Craig snickered.
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"Razor, where are you going!" Scott snapped.
"Stay here, Jubes! I thought I saw something!" Razor told Jubilee as he leapt out of Scott's car. Scott, Razor, Jubilee, Kurt, and Thor were in Scott's car because he was driving them to Bayville. Razor ran after he noticed something oddly familiar. "Don't follow the Kid of Rock! He's gotta deal with this alone!" Everyone looked at Jubilee.
"You don't want to know." Jubilee said. Razor followed the odd familiar something until he went into an alley. There, he saw the source. The shadow turned into a beautiful woman with long straight jet black hair. She wore a costume that was very provocative: A black leather bodice with long black fingerless gloves, thigh-high black boots, and a furry long black cape with red on the inside, worn over her shoulders with a clasp that had a trident on it. Her skin was pale. Her red lips formed a smile at the sight of Kid Razor. Her body was translucent. Her green eyes betrayed the fact she lived centuries, even though she looked only in her twenties.
"Hello, Kid Razor." The woman smiled. "Glad to see me?" Razor crossed his arms. His eyes burned with hatred, and his smirk showed his cockiness was to a new level.
"Well, well, well." Razor said in a light-hearted yet sarcastic and venomous tone. "If it ain't the one and only Selene."
"You remembered me. Oh, I'm so glad." The woman said with delight. "You musicians generally have very short memory spans where women are involved."
"If I had known the Black Queen was coming, I'd have rolled out the red carpet." Razor snarled. He hated this woman.
"And as witty as ever." Selene smiled. "I'm glad you never forgot me. I don't like being forgotten."
"I never forget someone who tried to kill my friends just to get their claws on my guitar."
"I cannot help it if I find the Power of Rock so...seductive." Selene purred.
"If you wanted to see the Kid of Rock so badly, why'd you send your astral self?" Razor snarled. Selene shrugged.
"Because if I came in person, you'd try to put your guitar through my heart."
"Can you blame me?" Razor looked ready to fight. "You destroyed Ronnie! You destroyed his soul! Just to get your paws on my guitar!" Selene laughed. "Go ahead and laugh it up, you immortal wench! You soulless witch! The Kid of Rock sincerely hopes you rot!"
"I did not destroy your ghostly friend, little mortal." Selene laughed. "I merely trapped him in the Astral Plane. He'll never find a way out." Razor's eyes glowed with rage.
"If I ever get my hands on you again Selene..." Razor clenched his fists.
"I'll see you around, Kid Razor." Selene smiled as her astral form disappeared. "Take care of my guitar for me." Razor stared at the spot she stood for a second with a hateful look. He stomped back to the car, angry as ever. Jubilee recognized that look, and a shiver went down her spine.
{Oh God, Selene again...She'll never leave us alone until she gets Razor's guitar.} Jubilee moaned mentally.
"What's up Razor?" Scott wondered. Razor shot Scott a venomous look. With great anger, he punched Scott in the face. "AAAGH!! MY NOSE!!! I THINK YOU BROKE MY NOSE!!!"
"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!" Razor roared angrily. He took a breath. "I'm going ahead. Try to catch up, Lamebrain." Razor plucked his guitar, flying ahead of the others in a field of rainbow energy.
"MY NOSE!!!" Scott screamed.
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"Where are those X-Babies?" Jean groaned. She and Rogue were in the crowd at the parade, watching the Halloween floats.
"Ah dunno." Rogue shrugged. "Maybe they got lost. Ah hope they stay lost." Rogue then noticed something. "Hey it's Paul." She smiled, but she glared at the girl on his arm. {Who is that witch on mah man's arm?}The southerner walked down the street to Paul.
"Hi, Rogue." Paul grinned.
"Hi, sugah." Rogue greeted sweetly. She glared at Zabella. "Who are you?"
"Zabella is my name."
"Uh-huh. And why do you have your arms around mah guy?" Rogue glared.
"Yours?!" Jean snapped. She had followed Rogue. "Who is that and why did you say Paul is yours?"
"Because he's always been mine." Rogue replied. The three girls glared at each other.
"Oh God, Paul!" Craig snapped at his brother. "See what your flirting causes?! You and your stupid charm! Every single time!"
Man, looks like it's all about to blow! What will happen next? What was up with Razor back there? Will the parade get blown to bits? Find out in the next chapter!!!