Halloween Hijinks!
To JCKIDSMART: I've never seen either "The Shining" or "Texas Chainsaw Massacre". I am not a big fan of horror flicks.
To Wizard1: You should be very scared of the big catfight. Yep, the Black Queen trapped the Evo-verse Ronnie Rocker's spirit in the Astral Plane. Ronnie discovered the Power of Rock, but he never used it to fight, unlike Kid Razor. Maybe I will have Evo Razor turn to the X-Men to help his rescue Ronnie down the line. I won't mention the Roma Nova connection because I have no idea of the connection between Selene and Roma Nova. I know there is a connection, but besides the fact she and Magma were enemies, I do not know the full details of it. About Razor punching Scott, you have to understand this: Razor tends to be rather short-tempered at times, and Selene's presence really makes him mad because she trapped his mentor and friend in another dimension, and he can't do anything about it. He just had to hit something. Add on the fact that Razor never thought too highly of Scott in the first place, and that he doesn't really care about the consequences of his actions, one would expect the Kid of Rock to take out his rage and frustration on Scott.
To RogueFanKC: Here you go!
To Red Witch: The fur and fangs are gonna fly here! Hope you enjoy the fun!
Chapter 13: Insanity's End!
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"What're you doing with mah man!" Rogue snapped at Zabella.
"Your man?!" Zabella snapped back. "He's mine!"
"You two are both nuts! Paul wants me!" Jean nodded.
"WHAT?!" Zabella and Rogue roared. "DIE!!!" They both jumped on Jean, and a three-way catfight ensued!
"Every time, Paul!" Craig snapped at Starchild, pointing at the catfighting girls. "You see what your charms do?!?!" Craig grabbed Paul by the collar of Paul's black satin jacket with the purple sleeves and the silver star on the right breast and dragged him off. "C'mon, I want to get out of here!"
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"That Razor has serious temper problems!" Scott growled as he drove into town. He had a bloodied handkerchief over his nose. "Look what he did to me! I asked him one question, and he nearly breaks my nose!" Thor chuckled.
"Razor doth be angrier than ever." Thor laughed. Jubilee was unusually quiet.
"Is something wrong, Jubes?" Jennifer asked.
"Scott, Razor has some things he prefers to keep to himself." Jubilee said quietly.
"Well Jubilee, you tell him that if he tries that stunt again, he's..." An explosion quieted Scott.
"Aw no!" Jubilee groaned. "The X-Babies found the parade."
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"WHOOOAOAOAOA!!!!!" Baby Cannonball flew into a giant pumpkin float, making the people who were watching the parade scream and run away.
"Oh my God!" Kelly screamed as he ran around in a panic. "No one panic! No one panic!" He watched the scene. "Aw screw it! Everyone panic!" A motorcycle careened towards him, slipping on some idiot's spilled drink.
"OH SHOOT!!!" Both Kelly and the driver crowed. With a mighty CRASH, Kelly ended up riding the slipping cycle.
"Get off my bike, you idiot!" The helmeted driver snapped.
"I'm a senator, you dope!" Kelly snapped back. The cycle crashed into a car, placed there by Baby Thor. The motorcycle driver landed on the ground, miraculously without injury. Kelly was not so lucky. A horse-riding cop had been trying to calm everyone down. Kelly's eyes widened when he realized where he was going to land.
"OH GOD NO!!! WAHHHH!!!!!" He landed, making the horse let out a high- pitched scream in pain. Everyone watching retched and let out a horrified "AWWWWWWW!!!!" on impact. The cop looked at the horse's hindquarters, and his eyes widened.
"HOLY MOLEY!!!" The cop screamed. The motorcycle rider got up, throwing off his helmet, revealing Logan.
"My God..." Logan said quietly, putting on a look of complete shock. He quickly turned to the crowd. "Somebody get a veterinarian!" The parade was chaos. Baby versions of the X-Men, Avengers, and Misfits, all hyped up on candy and soda, were causing chaos. They were riding floats. Baby Paul and Baby Pietro were flirting. Baby Jubilee was chasing Baby Razor up and down the street.
"Leave me alone, Jubilee!"
"Come to mama, you gorgeous beast!" The Baby X-Boys were imbedded into walls thanks to the Baby X-Girls, who were after Baby Paul. Baby Craig was beating up some local punks. Baby Hawkeye was happily shooting arrows full of various gimmicks at the floats. Baby Pyro was setting things on fire. Baby Todd and Baby Althea were watching the craziness, cuddled together. Of course, Baby Al gave a free mallet bashing to anyone who made fun of Baby Todd. Baby Quicksilver and Baby Wanda were arguing, which led to hexbolts and Baby Pietro flying everywhere. After she thoroughly hexed her twin from Bayville to Kathmandu, Baby Wanda managed to catch Baby Craig on a leash and drag him around the street, searching for a new spell book.
"HELP ME!!!" Baby Craig screamed. The X-Men, Misfits, and Avengers arrived at the parade.
"Now this is a party!" Razor laughed as he saw the carnage. He then saw some people try to pull Senator Kelly out of his predicament. "How appropriate." Beast laughed in agreement.
"Aye, laddie."
"Anyway, let's round up these kids." Hank Pym groaned under his Ant-Man costume.
"Good luck." Pietro sighed. "The girls won't be of any help." He pointed to the X-Girls and Zabella, who were engaged in a six-way catfight.
"Let's just do this." Althea groaned. The X-Men, Misfits, and Avengers went to try and retrieve the X-Babies. It went into chaos. Baby Beast and Baby Tony had gotten their hands on some whiskey and now they had joined forces with their elder counterparts, claiming floats in the name of Scotland. Kid Razor and Baby Razor were smacking Scott and Baby Cyclops up and down town, while trying to avoid Jubilee and her younger self. Jennifer and her younger version went out shopping. Tigra and her kitten self came along, hoping to get some more anime tapes (They both had a crush on Vash from Trigun). The Baby X-Girls were all in a catfight over Baby Paul, and the Baby X-Boys were being carried away in an ambulance alongside their elder selves. Starchild, Pyro, Lance, Craig, and their baby selves (Only one Baby Lance came to Bayville: Lucky #7) were jamming in a music store. Baby Todd and Baby Althea went out to the club with their older selves. Wanda was trying to get Craig back in the black cat costume, but he ran for his life. Baby Wanda was throwing hexbolts at Baby Pietro and Baby Kurt. Kurt had decided to go check on Amanda (And hopefully get the heck outta town) Blob, Xi, and their Baby selves had decided to have some fun with Duncan. They found him and stuffed him into a fire hydrant that had been blown open during the catfight. Storm and her Baby self decided to take a flight far away. Everyone else did their own thing.
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(The next morning)
"Uuuuuuugh..." Scott moaned. The X-Men and Misfits woke up in the Mansion, and they showed the typical signs of after-party depression. "Man, my head is killing me." Beast muttered something in an odd combination of Gaelic and English. "That too."
"Post-party depression, fellows." Paul said. The X-Boys looked up and noticed Paul was standing at the top of the stairs. He was dressed like a glammed-out Hugh Hefner. His long wild black hair was put in a messy ponytail, and Starchild wore purple silk pajamas with a dark purple robe with black lining and a silver star on the right breast, a silver ascot, purple loafers, and he carried a bubble pipe. His robe and his pajama sleeves were rolled back, revealing his numerous bracelets and fringe gloves.
"We'll kill him later." Scott groaned. "I wanna sleep." He fell back to sleep on the table.
"At least Longshot and Spiral were able to get the kids back home." Jean sighed. She looked around. "Where are the Avengers?"
"They went home." Amara replied.
"The Misfits ruined the party!" Jean groaned.
"HEY!!" The Misfits snapped.
"Has anyone seen Kurt?" Paul wondered. His question was answered when Kurt staggered by him, singing Marvin Gaye. His hair was a mess, lipstick was all over his face, and his costume was in tatters. Paul smiled. "Never mind. Happy Halloween, indeed!"
Well, looks like a typical Halloween for the X-Men, the Misfits, and the Avengers! What will the future hold for our heroes? Find out in the next story! Suggestions for future stories needed! This is L1701E, signing off!
To JCKIDSMART: I've never seen either "The Shining" or "Texas Chainsaw Massacre". I am not a big fan of horror flicks.
To Wizard1: You should be very scared of the big catfight. Yep, the Black Queen trapped the Evo-verse Ronnie Rocker's spirit in the Astral Plane. Ronnie discovered the Power of Rock, but he never used it to fight, unlike Kid Razor. Maybe I will have Evo Razor turn to the X-Men to help his rescue Ronnie down the line. I won't mention the Roma Nova connection because I have no idea of the connection between Selene and Roma Nova. I know there is a connection, but besides the fact she and Magma were enemies, I do not know the full details of it. About Razor punching Scott, you have to understand this: Razor tends to be rather short-tempered at times, and Selene's presence really makes him mad because she trapped his mentor and friend in another dimension, and he can't do anything about it. He just had to hit something. Add on the fact that Razor never thought too highly of Scott in the first place, and that he doesn't really care about the consequences of his actions, one would expect the Kid of Rock to take out his rage and frustration on Scott.
To RogueFanKC: Here you go!
To Red Witch: The fur and fangs are gonna fly here! Hope you enjoy the fun!
Chapter 13: Insanity's End!
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"What're you doing with mah man!" Rogue snapped at Zabella.
"Your man?!" Zabella snapped back. "He's mine!"
"You two are both nuts! Paul wants me!" Jean nodded.
"WHAT?!" Zabella and Rogue roared. "DIE!!!" They both jumped on Jean, and a three-way catfight ensued!
"Every time, Paul!" Craig snapped at Starchild, pointing at the catfighting girls. "You see what your charms do?!?!" Craig grabbed Paul by the collar of Paul's black satin jacket with the purple sleeves and the silver star on the right breast and dragged him off. "C'mon, I want to get out of here!"
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"That Razor has serious temper problems!" Scott growled as he drove into town. He had a bloodied handkerchief over his nose. "Look what he did to me! I asked him one question, and he nearly breaks my nose!" Thor chuckled.
"Razor doth be angrier than ever." Thor laughed. Jubilee was unusually quiet.
"Is something wrong, Jubes?" Jennifer asked.
"Scott, Razor has some things he prefers to keep to himself." Jubilee said quietly.
"Well Jubilee, you tell him that if he tries that stunt again, he's..." An explosion quieted Scott.
"Aw no!" Jubilee groaned. "The X-Babies found the parade."
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"WHOOOAOAOAOA!!!!!" Baby Cannonball flew into a giant pumpkin float, making the people who were watching the parade scream and run away.
"Oh my God!" Kelly screamed as he ran around in a panic. "No one panic! No one panic!" He watched the scene. "Aw screw it! Everyone panic!" A motorcycle careened towards him, slipping on some idiot's spilled drink.
"OH SHOOT!!!" Both Kelly and the driver crowed. With a mighty CRASH, Kelly ended up riding the slipping cycle.
"Get off my bike, you idiot!" The helmeted driver snapped.
"I'm a senator, you dope!" Kelly snapped back. The cycle crashed into a car, placed there by Baby Thor. The motorcycle driver landed on the ground, miraculously without injury. Kelly was not so lucky. A horse-riding cop had been trying to calm everyone down. Kelly's eyes widened when he realized where he was going to land.
"OH GOD NO!!! WAHHHH!!!!!" He landed, making the horse let out a high- pitched scream in pain. Everyone watching retched and let out a horrified "AWWWWWWW!!!!" on impact. The cop looked at the horse's hindquarters, and his eyes widened.
"HOLY MOLEY!!!" The cop screamed. The motorcycle rider got up, throwing off his helmet, revealing Logan.
"My God..." Logan said quietly, putting on a look of complete shock. He quickly turned to the crowd. "Somebody get a veterinarian!" The parade was chaos. Baby versions of the X-Men, Avengers, and Misfits, all hyped up on candy and soda, were causing chaos. They were riding floats. Baby Paul and Baby Pietro were flirting. Baby Jubilee was chasing Baby Razor up and down the street.
"Leave me alone, Jubilee!"
"Come to mama, you gorgeous beast!" The Baby X-Boys were imbedded into walls thanks to the Baby X-Girls, who were after Baby Paul. Baby Craig was beating up some local punks. Baby Hawkeye was happily shooting arrows full of various gimmicks at the floats. Baby Pyro was setting things on fire. Baby Todd and Baby Althea were watching the craziness, cuddled together. Of course, Baby Al gave a free mallet bashing to anyone who made fun of Baby Todd. Baby Quicksilver and Baby Wanda were arguing, which led to hexbolts and Baby Pietro flying everywhere. After she thoroughly hexed her twin from Bayville to Kathmandu, Baby Wanda managed to catch Baby Craig on a leash and drag him around the street, searching for a new spell book.
"HELP ME!!!" Baby Craig screamed. The X-Men, Misfits, and Avengers arrived at the parade.
"Now this is a party!" Razor laughed as he saw the carnage. He then saw some people try to pull Senator Kelly out of his predicament. "How appropriate." Beast laughed in agreement.
"Aye, laddie."
"Anyway, let's round up these kids." Hank Pym groaned under his Ant-Man costume.
"Good luck." Pietro sighed. "The girls won't be of any help." He pointed to the X-Girls and Zabella, who were engaged in a six-way catfight.
"Let's just do this." Althea groaned. The X-Men, Misfits, and Avengers went to try and retrieve the X-Babies. It went into chaos. Baby Beast and Baby Tony had gotten their hands on some whiskey and now they had joined forces with their elder counterparts, claiming floats in the name of Scotland. Kid Razor and Baby Razor were smacking Scott and Baby Cyclops up and down town, while trying to avoid Jubilee and her younger self. Jennifer and her younger version went out shopping. Tigra and her kitten self came along, hoping to get some more anime tapes (They both had a crush on Vash from Trigun). The Baby X-Girls were all in a catfight over Baby Paul, and the Baby X-Boys were being carried away in an ambulance alongside their elder selves. Starchild, Pyro, Lance, Craig, and their baby selves (Only one Baby Lance came to Bayville: Lucky #7) were jamming in a music store. Baby Todd and Baby Althea went out to the club with their older selves. Wanda was trying to get Craig back in the black cat costume, but he ran for his life. Baby Wanda was throwing hexbolts at Baby Pietro and Baby Kurt. Kurt had decided to go check on Amanda (And hopefully get the heck outta town) Blob, Xi, and their Baby selves had decided to have some fun with Duncan. They found him and stuffed him into a fire hydrant that had been blown open during the catfight. Storm and her Baby self decided to take a flight far away. Everyone else did their own thing.
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(The next morning)
"Uuuuuuugh..." Scott moaned. The X-Men and Misfits woke up in the Mansion, and they showed the typical signs of after-party depression. "Man, my head is killing me." Beast muttered something in an odd combination of Gaelic and English. "That too."
"Post-party depression, fellows." Paul said. The X-Boys looked up and noticed Paul was standing at the top of the stairs. He was dressed like a glammed-out Hugh Hefner. His long wild black hair was put in a messy ponytail, and Starchild wore purple silk pajamas with a dark purple robe with black lining and a silver star on the right breast, a silver ascot, purple loafers, and he carried a bubble pipe. His robe and his pajama sleeves were rolled back, revealing his numerous bracelets and fringe gloves.
"We'll kill him later." Scott groaned. "I wanna sleep." He fell back to sleep on the table.
"At least Longshot and Spiral were able to get the kids back home." Jean sighed. She looked around. "Where are the Avengers?"
"They went home." Amara replied.
"The Misfits ruined the party!" Jean groaned.
"HEY!!" The Misfits snapped.
"Has anyone seen Kurt?" Paul wondered. His question was answered when Kurt staggered by him, singing Marvin Gaye. His hair was a mess, lipstick was all over his face, and his costume was in tatters. Paul smiled. "Never mind. Happy Halloween, indeed!"
Well, looks like a typical Halloween for the X-Men, the Misfits, and the Avengers! What will the future hold for our heroes? Find out in the next story! Suggestions for future stories needed! This is L1701E, signing off!