Trapped In The Tower, Chapter 2

Disclaimer: Orpus owns none of these characters. This is simply a work of fiction, written by a fan of the show which it is based on. Anyway, there's not going to be that much stupid in this story. It's more of a serious story than the others.

-And now, in German!
Verzicht: Orpus besitzt keine dieser Buchstaben. Dieses ist einfach eine Arbeit der Erfindung, geschrieben durch einen Ventilator des Erscheinens, das er an basiert. Sowieso wird es nicht daß geben viel, das in dieser Geschichte dumm ist. Sie ist mehr einer ernsten Geschichte als die anderen.

-And now, the story!

Bringing the last food out of the pantry, Cyborg blurted Where are my god-damn Fritos!? Looking away with slight guilt, Beastboy added Who ate all the marshmallows? We could have made pies!

With a slight drop of sweat, Raven asked How would you make pies with marshmallows? What, do you stick it in a napkin and microwave it?

cried the shape shifter. You crush graham crackers to make the crust, then melt the marshmallows in a saucepan over medium heat. Once you've finished the crust, you pour the liquid marshmallow into the crust, as so, he said, while wearing what appeared to be a chef's hat and a frilly apron and conducting the procedure in the way a professional TV chef would. As soon as you have scraped all of the marshmallow out of the saucepan, you sprinkle chocolate chips, nuts, or whatever you like onto the top of the pie. Setting the oven to 150°F, you slip in the pie as such.

The event continued as he amused the audience' by juggling several dangerously sharp knives for the next five minutes. Finally, the timer went off, signaling that the pie was, at last, complete.

Taking care not to leave it in too long, you then remove the pie from the oven, allow it to cool, and serve.

A/N: Orpus would strongly suggest you NOT try this yourself, as He simply made up the entire procedure as He was writing this and has no idea how to actually make a pie out of graham crackers and marshmallows. As marshmallows are mainly composed of sugar, which contains a lot of carbon, the pie would inflate insanely and probably explode in an apocalyptically fiery, yet soft and fluffy, fireball of death.

As soon as the pie was on the counter and Beastboy put an end to his show, the other Titans stared in confusion. Said Robin, How did you get the stove and oven to work? The whole thing is electric, and unless I'm horrifically wrong, the power went out nearly twenty-four hours ago.

Cyborg looked at Robin and calmly replied, Haven't you noticed? The power came back on about two hours ago. Sadly, there's no TV, and I haven't picked up anything on the radio.

Starfire, seeming to finally notice the lights as well, cried out in her significantly shrill voice, Oh, wonderful! Perhaps this means that the high waters have finally receded!

I wouldn't count on it, Starfire, answered Raven. If you would look out the window there, you would notice that the water has most certainly NOT receded.

As the titans filed themselves into the common room, hoping for any possible entertainment, they found themselves faced with a dillema:

So, my amigos, what do you want to listen to? Oh! How about Gorillaz?

Yes, they found themselves trapped between a day of complete and utter boredom and Beastboy's (as they said) questionable music.

Uh, no...

Yeah... hey! How about... They Might Be Giants?

Mmmmm... I don't think so, B.

Yellow Magic Orchestra?



Balanescu Quartet?







Tenacious D!?



Not even The Pillows!?

Hmmm... no. I think we should just try to do NORMAL things; that way, we won't suffer from any kind of shock, bellowed Cyborg.

Apparently, this statement angered the... (oh, damn... running out of synonyms...) smallish Beastboy, who swiftly inquired, Hey! Why would my music put anybody in shock!? You just suck!

whooped the gargantuan Cyborg. YOU suck, you twitchy little midget!

Cried Beastboy as he changed into a Ram and lunged at Cyborg:

As the two battled on the floor, rolling everywhere and knocking over several incredibly expensive-looking vases(which had not been there before), the others sought to restrain them as quickly and as well as they possibly could. Unfortunately, they were unsuccessful in keeping either of the two completely uninjured.

End of Chapter 2