Ch.2

"Oh, oh, oh, Gohan! Y-You're so....good."

"Videl...."

"Gohan...."

"What the heck is going on in the other room?!" Inuyasha grunted, hearing strange noises coming from the next room.

"Sounds like someone's having sex!" Carrot burst out, getting excited. "WAIT FOR ME, PRETTY GIRL, YOUR LOVERS COMIN!" He screamed, running out of the room. Carrot and the others burst into the room and froze dead in their tracks.

"OH GO SUPER SAIYAN BABY!!!!" Videl screamed.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan screamed, loudly.

Everyone, except for Carrot (go figure), turned away and dashed outta the room.

"VIDEL, BE MINE!" Carrot yelled, leaping ontop of the bed.

"AHH!" Videl shrieked.

"Hey, get outta here!" Gohan said to Carrot. "WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHIN!"

"I see that," Carrot replied, grinning. "Can I cut in?"

Before Gohan had a chance to answer, Carrot picked Videl up (in the covers, of course, there's no nudity in this boys n girls ~.^) and rushed out of the room. Gohan stood astonished.....naked......wait....nevermind there is nudity in this after all everyone! Realizing that everything was showing, Gohan ran off embarrased and got dressed. As Gohan finished getting dressed, he remembered about Videl. "Videl! I'm coming to save you from that.........guy........" Gohan decided it would be best to fly, so he jumped up and hit his head on the ceiling. "Ok, I'll walk....run......sprint...VIDEL I'M COMING!"

As he was running, Gohan bumped into Inuyasha. They both fell to the ground.

"FEH?!?!?" Inuyasha pouted.

"Oh sorry ummm....your name?"

"Feh...."

"Feh?"

"FEH!"

"Ok, hi Feh! I'm Gohan! Nice to meet you, but I havta go save my girlfriend from-..." Inuyasha cut him off and said,

"Carrot"

"Carrot? That's his name? WELL WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH HIM....HE'LL BE BABY FOOD!!!!!"

"Baby food? What's baby food? Who cares...do you have....*Inuyasha grins evilly*.....noodles?????"

"Ummm...nope sorry...hehe. I'll cya around!" Gohan replied as he ran off. Inuyasha's grin turned into an ugly face of disgust as he glared at Gohan, watching him run off.

"Feh....."

"LET ME GO YOU PERVERT!!!!" Videl screamed as she punched Carrot.

"Oh come on baby, we're almost at my room, then you can hit me as much as you want!" Carrot replied.

"I DONT WANNA SLEEP WITH YOU!!!!!! YOU FREAK!!!" Videl began screaming louder.

"Shhhhh....you can't let Tira hear us!"

"TIRA! TIRA! CARROT'S GOT ME! TIRA! HELP!!!!!!!! TIRA!!!!!" Videl continued screaming. Suddenly Tira appeared and smacked Carrot with a mallot. Carrot fell to the ground with a big bump on his head. Tira helped Videl up and said,

"You ok? Sorry, he's a BIG perv..."

"I'm fine, thanks for saving me."

"No prob...ummmm....would you like some clothes?" Tira asked, staring at the covers on the floor.

"OH MY!!!" Videl covered herself. "Yes that would be very helpful!"

Gohan came running over. He purposely stepped on Carrot's body as he ran over to Videl and Tira. "Videl are you alright? He didn't....ya know......?"

"Hehe! No silly, I would never let him!"

"K, good...." Gohan did a sigh of relief. He then smiled sweetly at Videl and scooped her up. "Let's go continue."

"You bet!"

Tira watched as the two left, and then turned to Carrot. "Carrot, my little vegetable, you shall now be punished." With that, she took her coat and glasses off, revieling a most disturbing outfit.

***

Yusuke sat alone in his room and sighed. "I wish I weren't alone here...."

He began unpacking his stuff and came across his framed picture of Keiko. He sighed, stroking the picture's hair, and set it down on his sidetable. "Everyone else is with the one they love," he said to himself. "But I thought this was my new mission, by myself...I wish I brought Keiko with me." He walked over to the door, his head down. "Well, that hamster thing told us all to unpack and meet in the main hall, for some reason, better not be late."

With that, he opened his door and began his short walk down the hall, watching the others ahead of him. They were all gathered in a circle, staring down at their tiny hamster host.

"Hamha, Yusuke! Come join us!" Hamtaro cheered as Yusuke looked down at him.

"Whatever." he said sadly, sitting down.

"Okay, now that everyone's here, I have things to tell you about this game of ours!" Hamtaro said, looking into everyone's eager eyes.

"Ours?" Kaoru asked. "There are others here?"

"Yes," Hamtaro answered. "THE CAMERA CREW!!!" A giant curtin fell in the background revieling many, many tiny hamsters, all operating one giant TV camera.

"HAMHA!" they all said.

"O-Oro..." Kenshin gasped as everyone sweatdropped. "I don't feel a safe aura coming from these tiny hamsters, that I don't."

"Aura? Heke?" all the hamsters squeeked.

"I don't either..." Ranma growled. "Lets kill em."

"NO!" Akane cried, leaping in front of the hamsters.

"Akane! Move!" Ranma yelled. "Why're you protecting them?!"

Akane stood firmly where she stood, a determined look in her eyes. "Because.....because they're......THEY'RE SO CUTE!"

Ranma and Kenshin facefaulted.

"Ham hams aren't evil, silly" Hamtaro laughed. "We're only here for broadcasting reasons."

"We get paid 100 sunflower seeds an hour!" Oxnard cheered.

"Per ham ham!" Cappy continued.

"Relaxxxxxxxxxxx ya'lllllllllll.......", Jingle mumbled. "Relax like mushrooms blowing in the spring breeze....yeah, man...."

Everyone blinked.

"Umm..." Kagome studdered.

"Hippie...." Inuyasha mumbled.

"How'd you know what a hippie is?" Kagome asked Inuyasha.

"Your grandpa taught me about the 60's! YEAH BABY, YEAH!"

At this point, everyone was too scared to sweatdrop or even move.

Hamtaro cleared his throat. "The reason I called you all here waaaaaaaaaaaaaas.....to explain the rules and further details of the show!"

A giant map fell in the background, which caught everyone's attention. "This, is a map of the WHHHHHHHHHHHHHOLE house! Look at it."

Everyone stared at the giant picture as Carrot drew a map on his arm of all the girl's bedrooms.

"I like it causea the pretty colors! Hee" Hamtaro squeeked.

"I like it cause it tells where the girls sleep." Carrot explained.

"Carrot...." Tira muttered between her teeth.

"Anyway," Hamtaro continued. "Feel free to walk around the house as you please! The only important thing you must know, is that if you leave the house to go outside, you'll be disqualified."

Kenshin's hand went up.

"Yes, Kenshin?" Hamtaro said.

"What is the point of this game, that I ponder..." Kenshin replied.

"Well....to see who can last the longest in this haunted, run down, old mansion of course!" the ham hams cheered.

"We'll also have to vote off one person a week." Hamtaro added.

"That I see." Kenshin said to himself.

"Feh." Inuyasha growled.

"Hoe?" Sakura said, tilting her head.

"Where are we gonna sleep?" Syaoran asked.

"Well, the girls rooms are-"

Tira smacked Carrot across the face and he lay on the ground, hurt.

"Since there's only 7 bedrooms, 6 of them will be used by couples, which you may choose, and then the extra one I have given to Yusuke, because he was the first one here." Hamtaro told everyone.

Carrot stared over at Kagome. "Hey baby, wanna share a room with me? I can make your night come alive."

"No thank you," Kagome replied in a rude tone. "I'm gonna stay with Inuyasha."

Inuyasha's ears perked up. "F-Feh?!"

"You may all choose who you'll be staying with, and go visit whichever bedroom you please! Byeq!" With that, all the hamsters magically disappeared.

"Well, Gohan and I claim the first room!" Videl told everyone as they all walked down the hall. Gohan's face went red.

"Kenshin, you'll share a room with me, won't you?" Kaoru asked, staring up at her samurai.

"That I shall, Miss Kaoru." Kenshin replied, smiling.

Akane heaved a deep sigh. "Then I guess I'm stuck with Ranma..."

"And whats so bad about me?! You're the one who snores and sleeps with little black pigs!" Ranma shot back.

"DON'T BE MEAN TO P-CHAN, YOU BAKA!" Akane shouted.

"I'll be as mean as I want, Tomboy." Ranma teased, running into the second bedroom.

"COME BACK HERE, YOU JERK!" Akane yelled, chasing after him.

Everyone watched as Akane began punching at Ranma.
"Feh."

"Sakura and I'll take this one." Syaoran said, walking into the room across the hall. Sakura followed, skipping and humming Honey.

"Don't be doin anything bad in there, kids!" Kenshin called.

"Hoe?"

"N-Nevermind..." Kenshin replied, knowing Sakura was too young to understand.

***

"Carrot, you'd better not try and attack me in the night or anything..." Tira said, unpacking her stuff (which the ham ham's had been holding hostage for weeks).

"Like what?" Carrot asked.

Tira's face began to turn red. "L-Like....jump on me...."

A faint blush crossed Carrot's face. "T-That was only that one time! And it was a mistake!"

Tira looked up, and their eyes met. Carrot's face started turning more red by the second.

"I-I'm gonna go check out the basement." he said at last, turning and quickly leaving the room.

Tira sighed. "Okay...."

***

Carrot turned on the light at the top of the stairs. "Eek, looks creepy...." Slowly, he made his way down the stairs of the basement, where he found......

"A FRIDGE?! THAT'S ALL THAT'S DOWN HERE?!" He flung it open. "There'd better be good stuff in here, or I'm having ham hams for dinner."

His eyes skimmed through the rotten, old junk in the fridge until he came to what he was looking for. Wide eyed and smiling evilly, Carrot pulled out several bottles of saki.

"Hehehehe! Jackpot!" He stared down at the bottle. "I'd better.....check if they're still good...."

Opening a bottle, Carrot tipped it into his mouth and sighed happily. "Mmm.....m-must...have...MORE!"

***

Later that night everyone sat in a circle in the hang out room, playing board games.

"YATTA! I won!!" Sakura cheered happily.

"Feh..." Inuyasha said, mad that he didn't win.

"Videl, could you pass me some of those carrot sticks?" Kagome asked from across the circle.

"Sure." Videl replied, handing Kagome the dish.

"Speaking of Carrot, where is he?" Akane asked, turning to Tira.

"He said he was gonna check out the basement...." Tira started. "But that was over an hour ago...."

"I wonder why he hasn't returned, that I do." Kenshin pondered.

"Probably saw a hott skeleton down there." Ranma joked.

"Maybe he got lost, I mean, he only mapped out the GIRL'S rooms on his arm." Yusuke laughed.

"HICCUP!"

Everyone turned to the door way. "What was that?" Syaoran asked.

Carrot stumbled into the room, his face completely red, and bottles of saki in his arms. "H-Hey...there ya are."

"Carrot!" Tira shouted, running up to him. "Carrot, what happened to you?!"

Carrot tipped some more saki into his mouth and giggled, trying to catch his balance. "I-It took me a long time to get up those damn stairs.....They kept moving...."

"Stairs don't....move...." Yusuke told him.

"Well, those did, pretty fast too." Carrot explained.

"Carrot, are you drunk?" Tira asked, putting her hands to her hips.

"Drunk? Me? Nah...I'm as sober as they come! Silly!" Carrot replied. "What would make you think I'm *hiccup* drunk? Wheee.....birdies....hee!"

"Oh gee, I wonder." Ranma laughed.

"What does saki taste like?" Inuyasha asked.

"Here Inuwanshu! *hic*" Carrot shoved a bottle into Inuyasha's mouth and forced it down his throat.

Everyone gasped.

"Feh?....hmmmmm.....FEH!!!!" Inuyasha began to....giggle....

"Oh my God...h-he's giggling!" Kagome screamed in shock.

"MORE! MORE! MORE!" Inuyasha chanted.

"No! MY SAKI!" Carrot whined.

"FEH! GIVE ME SAKI!"

"NO"

"YES"

"NO *hiccup*"

"Y-....." Inuyasha got cut off of his sentence noticing that Carrot started running away with all the saki. "FEH!!!!!!!!! SAKI!!!!!!" Inuyasha began chasing Carrot around the mansion. "I've corned you, now give me the saki and I won't decapitate you, Tomato!"

"Tomato?!?! *hiccup* My name's.....*hiccup*....uh....ummmm......" Carrot forgot his name...."WELL YOU STILL CAN'T HAVE ANY!" Carrot went to make a face, and accidently dropped a few bottles of the saki.

"FEH!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha dove for the bottles, as did Carrot. They slammed into eachother, both grabbing the bottles at the same time. They started rolling around on the floor. "MY SAKI!!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha continued screaming.

Everyone else ran into the room Inuyasha and Carrot were fighting in.

"Whoa....maybe us guys shouldn't be in here....let's ummm, leave those two to their own, uhhh, fun" Yusuke mentioned.

"THEY'RE NOT GAY!" Kagome and Tira screamed at the same time. "Trust me." They both said again.

Everyone blinked repeately as the two of them giggled.

"Anyway, I will use my skill to take every bottle of saki without killing them. That I will." Kenshin announced. He drew his sword, sprinted off, and cut all the bottles in half and broke them. "Oh I'm good, that I am." Carrot and Inuyasha both sat on the floor in shock.

"My saki...." Carrot whined.

"FEH!!! FIVE SECOND RULE!!!!" Inuyasha jumped on the floor and began licking the saki, just like a dog, (go figure).

"WHERE DID HE LEARN FIVE SECOND RULE?!?! Wait.....oh Grandpa is soooo dead when we return back home." Kagome pouted.

"That's so disgusting...." Everyone else said.

***********

"UNTIE US!" Inuyasha and Carrot screamed.

"Not until your sober!" Gohan yelled.

"That's right! You're so smart Gohan! Come here you beast!" Videl said as they started making out. Carrot started drooling.

"Maybe he is sober then..." Tira thought. Then,

"Look at the way Gohan uses his tongue!" Carrot shouted.

"Nevermind..." Tira said as she began walking away.

"WAIT! LET'S PLAY A GAME!" Carrot shouted.

Tira paused.

"A game?!" Sakura repeated. "Whats it called?"

"STRIP TRUTH OR DARE!" Carrot yelled.

Everyone stared at Carrot with huge eyes.

"I'm up for that!" Gohan laughed.

"Me too!" Videl agreed.

"Ha! I win!" Carrot smiled.

"Fine, we will, Carrot, but just for you." Tira said, taking her coat and glasses off.

Carrot's eyes went wide. "Lucky LUCKY me!"

Syaoran took Sakura's hand and pulled her up. "Lets go...umm, check on the Sakura Cards."

"How come? I wanna play a game!" Sakura said, cheerfully.

"Umm...not this one, it's boring." Syaoran told her, trying to persuade her into leaving, and not stripping.

"IS NOT!" Carrot shouted from across the room.

"See, Mr. Carrot thinks it's fun!" Sakura cheered.

"But Sakura," Akane began, bending down to Sakura's level. "This is a game for GROWN-UPS." She said with a wink.

"Ooh, h-hai." Sakura said, leaving the room with Syaoran, unhappily.

"LETS GET STARTED!" Carrot laughed evilly, after being untied.

Once again, everyone sat in a giant circle.

"Ok...ummmm....." Carrot looked around at everyone's scared faces. "KAORU! Truth or dare?!"

"T-Truth!" she said, a bit afraid.

"Did you and Kenshin *hic* get-it-on yet?!" Carrot laughed.

"N-No! I would never!" Kaoru shouted, her face turning red. "W-We're not even married!"

"Okay...whatever, lie, you pick, ya poop." Carrot muttered, folding his arms.

"I pick....Yusuke!"

"The hell with it, a dare can't be worse than fighting creepy demons, DARE!"

Inuyasha shot a glare at Yusuke about the "creepy demons" part.

"I dare you to....stick your tongue out at Kenshin! Tee hee!"

Yusuke raised an eyebrow. "That's it?..." he asked, sticking his tongue out at Kenshin.

Kenshin sweatdropped. "I guess so, that I do."

"Well, it's my turn now," Yusuke said, looking around the circle. "And I pick.....KAGOME!"

"Dare."

"Ouu, a brave one!" Yusuke commented. "I dare you to switch clothes with....Tira, right in front of us!"

Carrot put his arm around Yusuke. "You're my best *hiccup* friend."

"O-Okay...." Kagome said, starting to undress.

"I dont want to! That's just stupid!" Tira complained, her face bright red.

"Then ya gotta take somethin off." Carrot said with a wink.

"Fine," she said, pulling her shoe off and chucking it at Carrot's head.

Kagome put her shirt back on. "Hee, my turn! Inuyasha, truth or dare?"

"Feh."

"Feh isn't a *hiccup* choice, buddy." Carrot yelled.

"Truth." Inuyasha said briefly.

Kagome's cheeks started to turn pink. "D-Do you love me?..."

"u-umm....." Inuyasha's whole face lit up. "FEH!" he yelled.

"FEH ISN'T AN ANSWER EITHER!" Carrot shouted.

"TAKE IT OFF, INUYASHA!" Kagome yelled, very mad.

Inuyasha took his shirt off and threw it aside. "Feh...My turn...."

Silence filled the room.

"Girl with the black hair." Inuyasha said, pointing at Videl.

"Umm....dare." Videl replied, smiling.

"I dare you to kiss Kenshin, right in front of your lover over there."

Kenshin's eyes went wide as Kaoru hugged onto him. "No! You can't do that! It's mean!"

"FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!" Inuyasha screamed.

Videl took off her pants and sat back down ontop of Gohan.

Gohan started drooling and sweating.

"Gohan, truth or dare?"

"D-Dare." he said, in a high pitched voice.

"I dare you to help make our baby tonight." Videl said, blushing a bit.

"I'LL DO IT!" Gohan said. He quickly picked up Videl. "We're gonna go perform my dare!" With that, they flew off, literally.

"Well....since Gohan ran off, I'll pick someone to ask!" Kagome said happily. "And I pick....Ranma!"

"Dare." Ranma replied quickly.

"Ok, I dare you to.....KISS AKANE!!!!!" Kagome shouted, jumping to her feet with excitement.

"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Ranma cried. Akane sat with her hands in her lap, staring at the floor and blushing. "Well....o-okay...."

Slowly, Ranma scooched next to Akane, lifted up her head by tilting her chin up, and locked lips with her.

Everyone burst out laughing, giggling, and what have you.

"Okay! My Turn!" Ranma cheered. "Akane!"

"Dare."

"I dare ya to do that again."

"You're on." Akane smiled, as they began to make out.

"They're turning into Videl and Gohan, that they are." Kenshin commented.

"SCREW THIS, WHO WANTS TO DO ME!?!" Carrot yelled, ripping his pants off and jumping to his feet.

"EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" all the girls screamed, hiding in a corner.

"Calm down, buddy." Yusuke said, patting Carrot's back, and forcing him to sit down again. "It's Akane's turn."

"I pick......hmmmm....Carrot."

"YES! FINALLY! I PICK DARE!" Carrot cheered.

"I dare you to kiss Yusuke." Akane said plainly.

"NO WAY!" Carrot complained, taking his shirt off and sitting back down with nothing but his boxers on.

Tira glanced at him and blushed, but quickly turned away as he caught her gaze.

"Ok, Kenshin! Truth or dare?" Carrot asked.

"I pick dare, that I do, dare seems fun, that I do think, yes I do."

Everyone stared at him.

"Okay, I dare ya to...." Carrot grinned evilly.

Hamtaro suddenly appeared from out of nowhere. "TIME FOR EVERYONE TO GO TO BED!"

"Bed?! WE WERE JUST GETTING TO THE GOOD PART!" Carrot cried.

"Bed is the good part..." Yusuke said. "Cept...for me..."

Tira walked over to Carrot and picked up her shoe, which she put back on. "That was the stupidest game ever."

At that, everyone got up and walked to their rooms....

***

Tira sat on the bed and took her shoes off, sighing. "Carrot...."

"Yes, my princess?"

Tira jumped, noticing Carrot in the doorway. "Y-You were spying on me."

"All I was doing was standing here," Carrot said, his feet crossed. "Is that a crime?"

Tira looked down, her glasses now back on her face.

"You never got a chance to go." Carrot reminded her.

"Yup..." Tira said as Carrot sat down next to her.

"Wanna go now?" Carrot asked.

"O-Okay...."

"Truth or dare?" Carrot asked, staring over at Tira, sounding serious (for once in his life ~.^ the sweet side of Carrot, ladies n gentlemen!!).

"Dare...I guess...."

"I dare you to spend and entire night with me, and have the best time of your life." Carrot said, smiling.

"Carrot, I'm not having sex with you, you can forget it, so just stop asking." Tira said.

Carrot suddenly took Tira's hands into his own. "Tira...I didn't mean that..."

Tira stared into Carrot's eyes, which actually looked romantic for once!

"W-What did you mean then?..." she asked.

"Whatever you want it to mean, the night is yours."

"Carrot...." Tira began, looking down at their laced hands. "You really mean this?"

"Yep," Carrot replied with a smile. "I really do."

Tira smiled back, and crawled up to the pillows on the bed. "In that case, lets play more truth or dare," she said, sipping an extra bottle of saki that Carrot had stored under a pillow.

"You're on."

***

"M-Must....h-have....NOODLES!!"

Inuyasha sat on the floor of his room, rocking back and forth, his eyes enlarged, and a string of saliva dripping from this mouth. "Noodles......NOODLES!!!"

"Yes mother," Kagome said over the phone, taking a back glance at Inuyasha. "mmhmm, we'll be here for quite some time."

"Noodles...."

"Yes, he's doing alright....How's Buyo?"

"Must have....."

"Oh! Tell him I hope he gets over his cold then!"

"N-Noodles....."

"Alright mom, bye!"

"Noo....dles...." With that, Inuyasha fell over onto the floor and lay there.

Kagome hung up the phone and got to her feet. "Inuyasha, I'm going to go take a shower."

"Feh..."

"Be good while I'm gone."

"Noodles...."

"Yeeeeeea...." Kagome sighed, stepping out of the room with her towel. She made her way down the hall and to the single bathroom in the house. "I'm having second thoughts about sharing a room with him..."

The second Kagome stepped out of the room, Inuyasha darted for the phone. "Ha! Got it!" He picked up the reciever and held it to his ear. "Hmmm....It's one of these numbers....I think.....feh...." He skimmed through a large book of Noodle Delivery companies. "Yes!! Noodle Company of America, we'll deliver anywhere! I hope that includes haunted mansions on the top of giant hills in the middle of no where!"

Slowly, Inuyasha dialed the number into the phone, and listened closely to the ringing sound it made, until someone answered.

"Hello, Noodle Company of America, how may I help you?"

"Yea, yea, yea, just deliver a box of noodles to me," Inuyasha said, impatiently. "NOW!"

"Alright, whats your address?"

"Address?" Inuyasha repeated. "Uh....I'm on the top of a giant hill in Japan in a haunted mansion. Drop the noodles off at the front door within an hour or I'll slice you to bits....feh."

At that, Inuyasha hung up the phone, pulled out his Tetsusaiga and held it up high. "Now to destroy the evidence! TETSUSAIGA!!!!" Inuyasha brought the sword down through the phone successfully (not to mention the table as well!) and then quickly shoved Tetsusaiga back under the bed and plopped to the floor. "Noodles...."

A surge of power shot through the house at the loss of the phone, and suddenly, the electricity went out. Kagome let out a loud shriek from inside the bathroom, causing Yusuke to run out of his room. "What in the heck?! How'd the power go out?!"

"Yusuke, is that you?" Kagome shouted, stepping out of the tub, making sure her towel was secure.

"Yeah, whatsa matter, Kagome?" Yusuke asked, approaching the bathroom door.

"I-I can't see where I'm go- OW!"

Yusuke listened as a loud thud filled the air. "What was that?"

"J-Just my head hitting into the towel rack...." Kagome replied painfully, as she got back to her feet. She reached for the doorknob and opened the door, causing Yusuke to step back.

The only thing he could see was the white towel wrapped around Kagome's middle! "Are you alright?"

"Yep, but I'd better go check if Inuyasha's freaked out," Kagome said, crossing the hall. "Lights don't blow out where he's from...."

"Bet they don't even HAVE lights." Yusuke mumbled, as he passed Kagome and walked down the stairs.

The loss of power didn't seem to affect anyone else (one guess what they're doing), but Kagome insisted on checking on Inuyasha. So, opening the door to their room, Kagome peeked in. "Inuyasha?"

"Feh."

Kagome gave a sigh of relief. "You're alright."

"Of course I am, I mean, I didn't slice a phone in half or anything...."

Kagome raised an eyebrow and closed the door behind her as she stepped into the room. "Why'd you say that?"

"Say what?"

"Something about slicing a phone...in half...." Kagome replied.

"Uh....FEH!"

"INUYASHA!!"

***

"Well, that leaves both of us half naked, nice one, Tira!" Carrot commented as Tira threw her pants aside.

Tira's whole face was pink, and her glasses were crooked. "T-Tha *hiccup* thanks!" At that, she crawled up to Carrot and lay in his lap. "Carrot...you look so sexy in the dark...." She then began to giggle nonstop.

"Erm...Tira, you can't see me in the dark...." Carrot replied, taking the bottle of saki from her hand. "I think you've had enough of this....it's making you all....weird..."

"Does it turn you on?" Tira asked, winking and falling over.

Carrot sweatdropped, and pulled Tira back up. "You bet." he lied.

Tira giggled some more, and Carrot began to blush.

'Maybe I shouldn't have done this....she's drunk....' He stared into Tira's eyes. 'At least I'm not taking advantage of her or anything....I mean...she is....beautiful....' Tira's round pink eyes shinned through the darkness, piercing Carrot's heart. 'W-What am I thinking?! Tira, beautiful? What the heck? Bad Carrot, bad!'

"Carrot...." Tira pulled herself as close as she could to him, her face just inches away from his. "I love you...."

Suddenly, without another thought, Carrot leaned foward and began to kiss her. Once he realized what he did, his face lit up red. 'Oh my god....What the heck am I doing?!'

Tira smiled at him and locked lips with him once again.

'I'm falling....for her....that's what I'm doing....Carrot, you're really in for it now....' Passionatly, Carrot began kissing her back. 'You can't help yourself....'

"I love you too, Tira...."

***

"Sometimes I really don't get you, Inuyasha." Kagome said as she changed into her pajamas and crawled under the covers of the bed.

Inuyasha stared at her. "That's your problem."

"Yeah," Kagome let out a long yawn. "Right....G'night, Inuyasha...."

"Feh," Inuyasha replied, standing up and leaving the room. "The noodles shall come soon! Heh heh heh!"

He dashed down the stairs and waited by the door, like a puppy awaiting the arrival of his owner, until at last, the bell rang. "NOODLES!" Inuyasha screamed, flinging the door open.

"Pika?"

Before him, stood a huge yellow rodent, with red cheeks, and a box of noodles in it's hands.

Inuyasha pulled out Tetsusaiga. "Hand over the noodles, or prepair to eat metal, you yellow rat!"

"Pi?" the rodent tilted it's head and stared up at Inuyasha.

"TETSUSAIGAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

"PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Inuyasha grabbed the box of noodles and stared down at the two halves of the rodent he just sliced in half. "Feh." He then turned on his heels and proceeded back up to his room. "I think that went over well."