The Makeover

By : Hurmynee

Disclaimer: I so wish I owned Harry Potter, you know why? Cause that means I wouldn't be broke. Cause it would mean my future kids wouldn't be broke. Cause it would mean, if my kids weren't major screw-ups, that my grandkids would never be broke. And it would mean that I lived in the ever so beautiful England!

Episode Two : Hogwarts Express and the Beautician

The rest of the summer went pretty normal for Hermione. She kept in contact with her friends, Ron and Harry, like always, and even had the chance to call Harry, which she had never had the chance to do before, since Ron told her not to call when he yelled at Harry's uncle, Vernon. However, her phone call didn't go that well, either. As soon as she asked for Harry, the phone disconnected.

A month before school started, her school list came in. She was highly excited, because it meant she would most likely get the chance to see her dream boy. She wrote to Ron and Harry (whom she assumed was at Ron's house) and asked as to what date they should meet at Diagon Alley.

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A week later, Harry and Hermione met at Diagon Alley.

"Where's Ron?"

"He's been having some trouble with his siblings last few days; Ginny started dating Dean, he's not happy with that, and Fred and George sent him a new candy they were working on."

"Oh?"

"Yes, Ron was an owl for about a week; he just got back to normal yesterday."

"Ah, that explains the red owl that came to my house."

The two started walking around and getting their stuff. After getting everything, they went to visit the twins. However, when they got there, there was a sign on the door saying the place was closed. Hermione had an instinct, and looked in the window, seeing two red cockatwos.

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A few weeks later, the three met on the train. Hermione said she'd be away for awhile, that she needed to quickly tutor a kid who's older sister she was friends with. In fact, she was lying. She was actually looking for somebody to make her over during the schoolyear. She had already asked all her girlfriends, but they said that school was too in the way to make her over.

That's how Seamus gets involved.

At Diagon Alley, Hermione saw Seamus kissing *duh nuh nuh* another boy! So, either he gives her the makeover, or she tells his girlfriend. She said she would meet him in one of the back cars, and they would figure out what they could do to make her over.

She found the car where Seamus was waiting, and Seamus quickly sat her down before she could say anything.

"Okay...de-frizz the hair"-he inspected her hair with a mild look of disgust-"shape your fingernails"-he picked up her hand-"and clean them. And definately re-work your wardrobe. Okay, now you may leave."

"Isn't that kind of quick? I always thought there was more to be-"

"Listen, the hair, nails, and wardrobe will probably take a long time. If there is more time - and more to be done - then we'll plan more.

"Now get out."

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A/N : Whee, this shall be fuuunnnn!

Sorry sorry sorry! I know, I an evil, evil person for not updating in so long. Here, throw some cookies at me. Mmmm, cookies...

Anyway, R&R.