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Chapter 4- Attack of the Black Pearl
The Black Pearl fairly glitters in the starlight, but there is no moon out. This is so as not to spoil the secret that the Black Pearl's crew are actually cartoon skeletons. Oops! While some of the pirates terrorize the port, a small group heads to Governor Swann's house.
Hearing the sounds of fighting below, Jack stands to peer out the window. He sees the Black Pearl in the harbor. "Oo, shiny…I mean, it's the Pearl."
"The Black Pearl?" One of the other prisoners said. "I've heard stories about that. The captain has an apple fetish, but he can't eat them. Or maybe it's *because* he can't eat them."
"Can't eat them, eh? Then what does he do with them, I wonder?" Jack said with a wicked smile. Then he thought to himself, *Actually, I don't want to know what he does with his apples.*
Will Turner…ahem…*accidentally* lets his sword fall out of his pants while fighting. While the pirate is distracted, he hits him in the throat with an iron rod. "Ha HA!"
*If only I had Jack Sparrow's fairy dust…* And then he runs off to "kill" some more pirates.
Elizabeth is leaning out of the window, night dreaming about pirates, when she thinks she sees some running to the house. She blinks and rubs her eyes. "Wait, there *are* pirates running toward the house!" Strangely, she iss not aroused but frightened. She figures this can't be good. She runs downstairs.
A knock comes at the door. "Don't open it!" Elizabeth shouts. The servant steps away.
"Why?"
"It's pirates!"
"Oh."
"Hey, let us in!"
"No!"
"Aw, please?"
"NO!"
She hears muffled talking, and then what sounds like footsteps walking away. Then someone approachs the door and knocks.
"Who is it?"
"It's Governor Swann, open up!"
Elizabeth runs to the door. She pauses with her hand resting on the doorknob. "Are you *really* my father?"
"Yes! Just open the door."
"I don't think I want to."
"Why not?"
"You scare me, father."
A sigh is heard. "All right. I'll tell the truth. It's the love of your life."
Whether that is a pirate, or Will Turner, she doesn't care. The sex will be good if it's the love of her life. She opens the door eagerly. She barely manages to get out, "Liars!" before they all pull their guns on her.
"Poorly!" she shouts. "Wait that's not it…I mean parley!"
"What?" Pintel growls.
"I said parley. Take me to your leader."
"Damn," the pirates mutter as they drop their guns. Elizabeth takes this opportunity to run- stupidly, *up* the stairs. Pintel curses as he and Ragetti chase her.
Looking around, Elizabeth hides in a linen closet, making sure the rug isn't messed up to give her away. The pirates, who don't see where she went, stop and start talking to her. "We know you're hear, little miss muppet. I mean, poppet. You've got something of ours, and it calls to us. Yes, we'll find you. The skeleton calls to us…"
Elizabeth looks down at the skeleton hanging from her neck, just as it calls out, "Psst! Hey idiots, over here! In the linen closet!"
Elizabeth stares in shock. "You traitor!" she screams to the necklace.
Ragetti opens the doors and she calls out, "Parley!"
"Oh, no, we're not falling for that one again."
"But I really mean it this time!"
They consider, then nod in consent. Pintel takes one of her arms and she goes along with them, wondering why she is not in the least bit…um…happy about these pirates. *Maybe they're cursed or something.*
Will stops for a moment when he sees her being pulled along with the pirates. "Sexy woman," he mutters. Then he turns to face a pirate he has already killed, and suddenly someone hits him on the head. He blacks out.
Meanwhile, in prison…
They jump away from the wall as the cannon fire hits. To the misfortune of Jack, a large hole is blown in the cell next to his. "My sympathies, friend," one of the prisoners calls back. "You've no manner of luck at all."
The next moment there's another shot, and a few intestines splatter back into the cell. "Yours isn't so great, either," Jack says smugly. *What am I being smug about? I'm still stuck in here. I should just concentrate on being sexy. At least that has some purpose to it.* So he does.
Elizabeth is brought on board the Black Pearl. She recognizes it because her first thought when she sees it is *oo, shiny!*. She decides suddenly that maybe the reason she is reacting differently to these pirates is that they are all unbelievably ugly.
Captain Barbossa himself is pretty ugly, Elizabeth thinks. "What is your name?"
"Elizabeth…Turner. Why you would get the idea that my name was anything other than Turner, I don't know. My name has always been and always will be Turner." (A/N what a stupid thing to say.) At the same time she thinks, *Wow. Elizabeth Turner. That has a nice ring to it.* She can't decide whether she likes Elizabeth Turner or Elizabeth Sparrow better.
Some of the pirates laugh inexplicably. Barbossa asks her what she wants.
"I want you to leave and never come back," she says.
"Um, let me think. NO!"
"Why not?"
"Because. I'm Captain Barbossa. And besides, we're having so much fun."
"Very well," she says, pulling off her necklace. She walks to the rail.
"What are you doing?"
"I'll drop it."
"So?"
"So, this is what you're here for, right? I saw this ship eight years ago on the passage from England."
"Oh, did you? Well, even if you do drop it, we can always dive in and get it. No big deal."
Elizabeth thinks for a moment. "Fine." She puts it on her tongue. "I'h haoh ih."
Barbossa makes a disgusted face. "What's that you said?"
She takes the necklace out of her mouth. "Leave, or I'll swallow it."
Barbossa looks even more disgusted. If she swallows it, *he* certainly is not getting it out. "Well…"
Her eyebrows raise as the skeleton slides down her throat.
"Fine!" Barbossa shouts desperately. "God, that's disgusting."
Elizabeth tugs on the chain, still in her hand, and the skeleton comes out clean. She wipes the saliva off on her dress and hands it to Barbossa, who quickly passes it to his monkey.
"Well?"
Barbossa nods to Bo'sun, who starts to give orders.
"Hey, wait! You have to return me to shore! According to the code set-"
"Firstly," Barbossa interrupts, "Your return to shore was not a part of our negotiation nor our agreement so I must do nothing. Second, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply, and you're not. Thirdly, even we take prisoners when it suits our purpose. Fourthly, there wouldn't be much of a plot if we *didn't* take you with us. And fifthly, the code is more what you call guidelines, than actual rules."
"But I-"
"Welcome to the Black Pearl, Miss Turner. You'll be here for a while. Show her her room."
Two pirates take her arms, and another two grab hold of her legs and carry her below the deck.
End Chapter 4
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Chapter 4- Attack of the Black Pearl
The Black Pearl fairly glitters in the starlight, but there is no moon out. This is so as not to spoil the secret that the Black Pearl's crew are actually cartoon skeletons. Oops! While some of the pirates terrorize the port, a small group heads to Governor Swann's house.
Hearing the sounds of fighting below, Jack stands to peer out the window. He sees the Black Pearl in the harbor. "Oo, shiny…I mean, it's the Pearl."
"The Black Pearl?" One of the other prisoners said. "I've heard stories about that. The captain has an apple fetish, but he can't eat them. Or maybe it's *because* he can't eat them."
"Can't eat them, eh? Then what does he do with them, I wonder?" Jack said with a wicked smile. Then he thought to himself, *Actually, I don't want to know what he does with his apples.*
Will Turner…ahem…*accidentally* lets his sword fall out of his pants while fighting. While the pirate is distracted, he hits him in the throat with an iron rod. "Ha HA!"
*If only I had Jack Sparrow's fairy dust…* And then he runs off to "kill" some more pirates.
Elizabeth is leaning out of the window, night dreaming about pirates, when she thinks she sees some running to the house. She blinks and rubs her eyes. "Wait, there *are* pirates running toward the house!" Strangely, she iss not aroused but frightened. She figures this can't be good. She runs downstairs.
A knock comes at the door. "Don't open it!" Elizabeth shouts. The servant steps away.
"Why?"
"It's pirates!"
"Oh."
"Hey, let us in!"
"No!"
"Aw, please?"
"NO!"
She hears muffled talking, and then what sounds like footsteps walking away. Then someone approachs the door and knocks.
"Who is it?"
"It's Governor Swann, open up!"
Elizabeth runs to the door. She pauses with her hand resting on the doorknob. "Are you *really* my father?"
"Yes! Just open the door."
"I don't think I want to."
"Why not?"
"You scare me, father."
A sigh is heard. "All right. I'll tell the truth. It's the love of your life."
Whether that is a pirate, or Will Turner, she doesn't care. The sex will be good if it's the love of her life. She opens the door eagerly. She barely manages to get out, "Liars!" before they all pull their guns on her.
"Poorly!" she shouts. "Wait that's not it…I mean parley!"
"What?" Pintel growls.
"I said parley. Take me to your leader."
"Damn," the pirates mutter as they drop their guns. Elizabeth takes this opportunity to run- stupidly, *up* the stairs. Pintel curses as he and Ragetti chase her.
Looking around, Elizabeth hides in a linen closet, making sure the rug isn't messed up to give her away. The pirates, who don't see where she went, stop and start talking to her. "We know you're hear, little miss muppet. I mean, poppet. You've got something of ours, and it calls to us. Yes, we'll find you. The skeleton calls to us…"
Elizabeth looks down at the skeleton hanging from her neck, just as it calls out, "Psst! Hey idiots, over here! In the linen closet!"
Elizabeth stares in shock. "You traitor!" she screams to the necklace.
Ragetti opens the doors and she calls out, "Parley!"
"Oh, no, we're not falling for that one again."
"But I really mean it this time!"
They consider, then nod in consent. Pintel takes one of her arms and she goes along with them, wondering why she is not in the least bit…um…happy about these pirates. *Maybe they're cursed or something.*
Will stops for a moment when he sees her being pulled along with the pirates. "Sexy woman," he mutters. Then he turns to face a pirate he has already killed, and suddenly someone hits him on the head. He blacks out.
Meanwhile, in prison…
They jump away from the wall as the cannon fire hits. To the misfortune of Jack, a large hole is blown in the cell next to his. "My sympathies, friend," one of the prisoners calls back. "You've no manner of luck at all."
The next moment there's another shot, and a few intestines splatter back into the cell. "Yours isn't so great, either," Jack says smugly. *What am I being smug about? I'm still stuck in here. I should just concentrate on being sexy. At least that has some purpose to it.* So he does.
Elizabeth is brought on board the Black Pearl. She recognizes it because her first thought when she sees it is *oo, shiny!*. She decides suddenly that maybe the reason she is reacting differently to these pirates is that they are all unbelievably ugly.
Captain Barbossa himself is pretty ugly, Elizabeth thinks. "What is your name?"
"Elizabeth…Turner. Why you would get the idea that my name was anything other than Turner, I don't know. My name has always been and always will be Turner." (A/N what a stupid thing to say.) At the same time she thinks, *Wow. Elizabeth Turner. That has a nice ring to it.* She can't decide whether she likes Elizabeth Turner or Elizabeth Sparrow better.
Some of the pirates laugh inexplicably. Barbossa asks her what she wants.
"I want you to leave and never come back," she says.
"Um, let me think. NO!"
"Why not?"
"Because. I'm Captain Barbossa. And besides, we're having so much fun."
"Very well," she says, pulling off her necklace. She walks to the rail.
"What are you doing?"
"I'll drop it."
"So?"
"So, this is what you're here for, right? I saw this ship eight years ago on the passage from England."
"Oh, did you? Well, even if you do drop it, we can always dive in and get it. No big deal."
Elizabeth thinks for a moment. "Fine." She puts it on her tongue. "I'h haoh ih."
Barbossa makes a disgusted face. "What's that you said?"
She takes the necklace out of her mouth. "Leave, or I'll swallow it."
Barbossa looks even more disgusted. If she swallows it, *he* certainly is not getting it out. "Well…"
Her eyebrows raise as the skeleton slides down her throat.
"Fine!" Barbossa shouts desperately. "God, that's disgusting."
Elizabeth tugs on the chain, still in her hand, and the skeleton comes out clean. She wipes the saliva off on her dress and hands it to Barbossa, who quickly passes it to his monkey.
"Well?"
Barbossa nods to Bo'sun, who starts to give orders.
"Hey, wait! You have to return me to shore! According to the code set-"
"Firstly," Barbossa interrupts, "Your return to shore was not a part of our negotiation nor our agreement so I must do nothing. Second, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply, and you're not. Thirdly, even we take prisoners when it suits our purpose. Fourthly, there wouldn't be much of a plot if we *didn't* take you with us. And fifthly, the code is more what you call guidelines, than actual rules."
"But I-"
"Welcome to the Black Pearl, Miss Turner. You'll be here for a while. Show her her room."
Two pirates take her arms, and another two grab hold of her legs and carry her below the deck.
End Chapter 4
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