Disclaimer: Fan's Normally Don't own what they obsess over, meaning, I
DON'T OWN INU YASHA!!
'Think'
"Talk"
FINALLY! I been a bad author guys. gomenasai. Anyway. Dedicated to JadeMoonWing for her wonderful review!!
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JadeMoonWing-It is fun isn't it? Hehehe.*slaps Miroku a few more times* Don't wear him out though! I need his really bad in this chapter!!!
^_^ Right about then, Miroku snapped.
"That's IT!! Who are you? How do you know Inu Yasha AND Kagome? What the HELL is going on here?!?"
"Hey hey hey!! One question at a time! You'll give me a headache!" Suzume giggled "Well where to start."
Suzume then explained how, when each of the TaiYoukai of the Western, Eastern, Southern, and Northern lands were created, they were given four original servants each, each servant had control over an element. Making four wind youkai (one for each kingdom), four earth youkai (one for each kingdom), four fire youkai (one for each kingdom), and four water youkai (You guessed it. One for each kingdom.) Suzume was the wind youkai who was given to the original Lord of the western lands. (AN: Hope that made sense folks) When he died, and his son took over, Suzume was HIS servant and so on.
When Inu Yasha's father was TaiYoukai of the western Lands, he assigned his four elemental servants as bodyguards to his four kin. (AN: Don't ask, it comes later.) Suzume was Inu Yasha's Bodyguard. When Inu Yasha's parents died, he ran away from home, leaving Suzume to follow him, when she did finally catch up with him, he'd settled down with Kikyo, so Suzume and Kikyo became good friends, and Suzume learned the ways of the miko and became a backup priestess if you will. When Kikyo died and Inu Yasha was pinned to the tree, I took over as priestess until Kaede was old enough to take over. At which point she used everything she and Myouga learned together (AN: I may make a fan fic about Inu Yasha and Myouga meeting, what do you think?) and created, and as a joke made it that only Kikyo and her could enter it, when she jumped down the well, she got an apartment and went to school, because like Myouga she was knowledge hungry, and met Kagome.
When Suzume had finished the group was silent for a while, contemplating what they had just heard. Sango was the first to speak, " Four sons?" she asked.
Suzume shook her head, "Not four sons, two sons, two daughters."
"Two daughters?" Kagome asked "Inu Yasha, you never told us about this." Kagome nudged him in the ribs.
"Well I- eheh.umm" He stuttered, not knowing where to start
"You never told them about this?" Suzume Inquired "I can't believe you," she shook her head in disgust, then turned to the group "He has not one half sibling, but three, One of which is queen of the northern lands. The other one, was possibly killed by the other in a fight for the crown, I don't remember." She trailed off, then glanced up "Well, I'm going to go pay respects to Kikyo grave," She gave a warm smile and turned away.
"Kikyo's not exactly dead" Coughed Miroku quietly
"Hmm?" Suzume replied in a confused manner
"KikyowasressurectedbyacrazywitchandistryingtokillmeandtakeInuYashatohell" Kagome said, if you could call it saying.
"Oh." Replied Suzume, "Well I'll go see Kaede then!" She opted brightly.
^_^'
"Kaeeeede-chan!" Suzume knocked on the door Impatiently
The old woman hobbled to the door, wondering to herself 'is such a thing possible? Could she really be back after all these years?' She opened the door and found herself staring in the green eyes of a Pink Haired Youkai (AN: If you want to know exactly what Suzume looks like, I kind of thought of her as looking like Washu from Tenchi Muyo) "S-suzume!" She stammered not believing her eyes.
"Hey there Kaede-Chan! How ya been?" She asked happily pulling the old woman into a sisterly hug. After a few seconds, Suzume pulled out of the embrace, Hey Kaede, can I barrow some clothes? I can't exactly go around this time looking like this." She gestured to her incredibly short skirt and revealing top.
.
The former shard-hunting group sat in silence eating dinner. Which was rather unusual, as Inu Yasha's poor manners and slurping could be heard from miles around. Though tonight, the hanyou had such good manners it was really scaring his friends.
Suzume who was now clad in priestess wear, which clashed horribly with her hair and eyes, looked at Miroku's hand. "Soooo. Miroku, What's with your hand?"
Oh Boy.
"A terrifying demon by the name of Naraku cursed my grandfathers hand so that all of his ancestors would have a hole in there hand would get bigger and bigger until the hole swallows them up, he's dead now so the curse is broken, but I'm still doomed, and need an heir, so that my kin can be free of the curse."
"Ah." Said Suzume casually
Here it comes..
"Suzume-sama"
3.
Miroku clasped her hands in his own, to say the least Suzume looked surprised.
2.
Looking deeply into her eyes he took a slow breath, preparing for his question, and the inevitable slap.
1.
"Will you, Suzume-sama, do me the great honor of bearing my child?"
Kaede waited
Kagome waited
Sango waited
Inu Yasha Waited
Shippo waited
Kirara waited
Even the air waited
For the slap.
But.
A giggle escaped Suzume lips. Her hands became translucent for a moment so she could slip out of Miroku's grasp enabling her to float in mid- air. Her giggling turned into laughter and her laughter made her do a slow half back flip in the air, leaving her upside down when Miroku worked up the nerve to ask.
"What?!"
"You're not very bright are you?" Suzume said, still upside down facing Miroku who was frowning at her comment because he had always prided himself on being the wisest in the group. "I'm Inu Yasha's body guard right?"
Miroku nodded
"Meaning when Inu Yasha was born, I was probably a decent age. Right?"
He nodded again
"How old is Inu Yasha?"
Miroku Turned a shade of what most like to call, Jaken Green.
Suzume, who was now back on the ground eating her dinner, continued on. "I think that question sounds familiar though. Hmm." Miroku turned another shade of green. "Oh yes! Now I remember! What a coincidence! He was a monk too! And he had a hole in his hand! Wow, that is one coincidence." Suzume laid down her bowl, and began to walk out the door. "I'm going for a walk! Ja!"
Miroku, meanwhile, was twitching on the ground. Sango, noticing this, looked down at him, "Are you alright houshi-sama?"
All the monk managed to say was "D-d-dad"
'Think'
"Talk"
FINALLY! I been a bad author guys. gomenasai. Anyway. Dedicated to JadeMoonWing for her wonderful review!!
-_-
JadeMoonWing-It is fun isn't it? Hehehe.*slaps Miroku a few more times* Don't wear him out though! I need his really bad in this chapter!!!
^_^ Right about then, Miroku snapped.
"That's IT!! Who are you? How do you know Inu Yasha AND Kagome? What the HELL is going on here?!?"
"Hey hey hey!! One question at a time! You'll give me a headache!" Suzume giggled "Well where to start."
Suzume then explained how, when each of the TaiYoukai of the Western, Eastern, Southern, and Northern lands were created, they were given four original servants each, each servant had control over an element. Making four wind youkai (one for each kingdom), four earth youkai (one for each kingdom), four fire youkai (one for each kingdom), and four water youkai (You guessed it. One for each kingdom.) Suzume was the wind youkai who was given to the original Lord of the western lands. (AN: Hope that made sense folks) When he died, and his son took over, Suzume was HIS servant and so on.
When Inu Yasha's father was TaiYoukai of the western Lands, he assigned his four elemental servants as bodyguards to his four kin. (AN: Don't ask, it comes later.) Suzume was Inu Yasha's Bodyguard. When Inu Yasha's parents died, he ran away from home, leaving Suzume to follow him, when she did finally catch up with him, he'd settled down with Kikyo, so Suzume and Kikyo became good friends, and Suzume learned the ways of the miko and became a backup priestess if you will. When Kikyo died and Inu Yasha was pinned to the tree, I took over as priestess until Kaede was old enough to take over. At which point she used everything she and Myouga learned together (AN: I may make a fan fic about Inu Yasha and Myouga meeting, what do you think?) and created, and as a joke made it that only Kikyo and her could enter it, when she jumped down the well, she got an apartment and went to school, because like Myouga she was knowledge hungry, and met Kagome.
When Suzume had finished the group was silent for a while, contemplating what they had just heard. Sango was the first to speak, " Four sons?" she asked.
Suzume shook her head, "Not four sons, two sons, two daughters."
"Two daughters?" Kagome asked "Inu Yasha, you never told us about this." Kagome nudged him in the ribs.
"Well I- eheh.umm" He stuttered, not knowing where to start
"You never told them about this?" Suzume Inquired "I can't believe you," she shook her head in disgust, then turned to the group "He has not one half sibling, but three, One of which is queen of the northern lands. The other one, was possibly killed by the other in a fight for the crown, I don't remember." She trailed off, then glanced up "Well, I'm going to go pay respects to Kikyo grave," She gave a warm smile and turned away.
"Kikyo's not exactly dead" Coughed Miroku quietly
"Hmm?" Suzume replied in a confused manner
"KikyowasressurectedbyacrazywitchandistryingtokillmeandtakeInuYashatohell" Kagome said, if you could call it saying.
"Oh." Replied Suzume, "Well I'll go see Kaede then!" She opted brightly.
^_^'
"Kaeeeede-chan!" Suzume knocked on the door Impatiently
The old woman hobbled to the door, wondering to herself 'is such a thing possible? Could she really be back after all these years?' She opened the door and found herself staring in the green eyes of a Pink Haired Youkai (AN: If you want to know exactly what Suzume looks like, I kind of thought of her as looking like Washu from Tenchi Muyo) "S-suzume!" She stammered not believing her eyes.
"Hey there Kaede-Chan! How ya been?" She asked happily pulling the old woman into a sisterly hug. After a few seconds, Suzume pulled out of the embrace, Hey Kaede, can I barrow some clothes? I can't exactly go around this time looking like this." She gestured to her incredibly short skirt and revealing top.
.
The former shard-hunting group sat in silence eating dinner. Which was rather unusual, as Inu Yasha's poor manners and slurping could be heard from miles around. Though tonight, the hanyou had such good manners it was really scaring his friends.
Suzume who was now clad in priestess wear, which clashed horribly with her hair and eyes, looked at Miroku's hand. "Soooo. Miroku, What's with your hand?"
Oh Boy.
"A terrifying demon by the name of Naraku cursed my grandfathers hand so that all of his ancestors would have a hole in there hand would get bigger and bigger until the hole swallows them up, he's dead now so the curse is broken, but I'm still doomed, and need an heir, so that my kin can be free of the curse."
"Ah." Said Suzume casually
Here it comes..
"Suzume-sama"
3.
Miroku clasped her hands in his own, to say the least Suzume looked surprised.
2.
Looking deeply into her eyes he took a slow breath, preparing for his question, and the inevitable slap.
1.
"Will you, Suzume-sama, do me the great honor of bearing my child?"
Kaede waited
Kagome waited
Sango waited
Inu Yasha Waited
Shippo waited
Kirara waited
Even the air waited
For the slap.
But.
A giggle escaped Suzume lips. Her hands became translucent for a moment so she could slip out of Miroku's grasp enabling her to float in mid- air. Her giggling turned into laughter and her laughter made her do a slow half back flip in the air, leaving her upside down when Miroku worked up the nerve to ask.
"What?!"
"You're not very bright are you?" Suzume said, still upside down facing Miroku who was frowning at her comment because he had always prided himself on being the wisest in the group. "I'm Inu Yasha's body guard right?"
Miroku nodded
"Meaning when Inu Yasha was born, I was probably a decent age. Right?"
He nodded again
"How old is Inu Yasha?"
Miroku Turned a shade of what most like to call, Jaken Green.
Suzume, who was now back on the ground eating her dinner, continued on. "I think that question sounds familiar though. Hmm." Miroku turned another shade of green. "Oh yes! Now I remember! What a coincidence! He was a monk too! And he had a hole in his hand! Wow, that is one coincidence." Suzume laid down her bowl, and began to walk out the door. "I'm going for a walk! Ja!"
Miroku, meanwhile, was twitching on the ground. Sango, noticing this, looked down at him, "Are you alright houshi-sama?"
All the monk managed to say was "D-d-dad"