Disclaimer: SK is not mine!
Author's Notes: Okay...this is the last chapter. Pfft...that whole Michael Jackson thing came off the top of my head. Actually...it was inspired by the previews for Scary Movie 3. After this I'll be typing up my YGO fic and one X/99 fic, so I won't be posting any new stuff in here for a while. But I'll be back!
~***~ A Dream Come True?
Chapter Twenty-One ~***~
Then I noticed that Cyndi was holding the ring over the lake. "What are you doing?!"
She laughed insanely. "Not much fun to be a ghost, is it? My magic is strong. Only the ring can return you to your body."
"AAAACK!!! Don't drop that ring!"
"I'm not going to drop it yet, you idiot. I'll use it on myself first. Then I'll kill your friends and drop the ring in the lake!"
She did use it then, and turned back to her original self. She smirked at me, then held the ring over the lake. "Bye-bye!"
The ring landed on the frozen lake with a highly audible "ping". Everyone looked up to see Horo slipping and sliding on the ice. He gave us a thumbs- up after he regained his balance. "Thought you guys could use a hand!"
If I weren't a samurai ghost right then, I would've kissed that kid.
Bailong came up and snatched the ring from Cyndi. "I'll take this, thank you."
She glared at me. "You said he was under Jun's control!"
I grinned. "There's a big difference between red ink and blood."
Anna used the ring to return Amidamaru, Yoh and I to our respective forms. Then I gave Horo the bear hug of the century. And he didn't mind in the least when I called him "Horo-kun".
Nobody noticed that Anna had accidentally dropped the ring. Cyndi picked it up and transformed again- -this time into a huge red dragon. "DIE, ANIME BITCH!!!!!"
As she was rushing at Horo and I, a plan came to my mind. "Quick decision!"
I jumped out of the way with Horo and Cyndi went right into the lake. She came up again human and grabbed the side of the dock, sputtering. I knelt down and smiled brightly at her.
"You might want to be current on your tetanus shots- -that's reclaimed sewer water you're in. In fact, the EPA estimates that the amount of bacteria in that water is the same as if 10,000 people took a dump in that water every day. Just a fun little fact."
When she pointed the ring at me I stomped on her hand and yanked the ring off. Without a glance at it I threw it as far as I could out into the lake. Then I looked back at Cyndi and grinned. "LOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!"
~***~
Soon the cops showed up and carried Cyndi off in a straitjacket. She was still babbling about her ring and dark power and stuff like that. After Ross and the others left the rest of us went home. And went to sleep- -we deserved it.
When I woke up I found myself in an extremely strange predicament. Horo was using my left shoulder as a pillow, Ren was on my right, and Amidamaru in spirit orb form was sleeping on my lap. 'Jeez,' I thought. 'What am I, a Nautilus mattress?!'
As Anna walked by I got an idea. "Psst! Anna! Do ghosts show up on film?"
She looked at me funny. "Yes...why?"
"Could you get the camera from the bookshelf down the hall?"
After she left I picked Amidamaru up gently and moved to the easy chair from the couch. Anna returned and smirked a little, then took the picture. Amidamaru blinked a little, yawned and looked up. Any moment now.
"GIMME THAT CAMERA!!!" he shouted, instantly popping into free-floating apparition mode.
That's when I yanked him down beside me, looped my arms around his neck and gave him a big 3SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHHHHH3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To tell you the truth, I've never seen a ghost turn completely red before...
~~GS IS VICTORIOUS!!!!!!! ALL HAIL THE GUARDRESS OF THE STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~
~~And so my crazy adventure came to a very satisfactory end...~~
~***~
Author's Notes 2:
GS: Wheee!! I got a kiss from Ami-chan!!!
Amidamaru: *wiping his mouth* I told you not to call me chan!
GS: Oh yeah? Well Yoh decided to let me borrow you for a while.
Amidamaru: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????
GS: *glomps "Ami-chan"* Awww! You're so cute, though!
Amidamaru: Please help me...
Unofficial Soundtrack: "Trouble" by Pink, cuz it's my theme song!
Favorite Moment: This is a toughie, it would have to be "REN!!! LET HORO HAVE THE ******* ARMREST ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!"- -me, in Chapter Eleven. What was YOUR favorite moment?
Author's Notes: Okay...this is the last chapter. Pfft...that whole Michael Jackson thing came off the top of my head. Actually...it was inspired by the previews for Scary Movie 3. After this I'll be typing up my YGO fic and one X/99 fic, so I won't be posting any new stuff in here for a while. But I'll be back!
~***~ A Dream Come True?
Chapter Twenty-One ~***~
Then I noticed that Cyndi was holding the ring over the lake. "What are you doing?!"
She laughed insanely. "Not much fun to be a ghost, is it? My magic is strong. Only the ring can return you to your body."
"AAAACK!!! Don't drop that ring!"
"I'm not going to drop it yet, you idiot. I'll use it on myself first. Then I'll kill your friends and drop the ring in the lake!"
She did use it then, and turned back to her original self. She smirked at me, then held the ring over the lake. "Bye-bye!"
The ring landed on the frozen lake with a highly audible "ping". Everyone looked up to see Horo slipping and sliding on the ice. He gave us a thumbs- up after he regained his balance. "Thought you guys could use a hand!"
If I weren't a samurai ghost right then, I would've kissed that kid.
Bailong came up and snatched the ring from Cyndi. "I'll take this, thank you."
She glared at me. "You said he was under Jun's control!"
I grinned. "There's a big difference between red ink and blood."
Anna used the ring to return Amidamaru, Yoh and I to our respective forms. Then I gave Horo the bear hug of the century. And he didn't mind in the least when I called him "Horo-kun".
Nobody noticed that Anna had accidentally dropped the ring. Cyndi picked it up and transformed again- -this time into a huge red dragon. "DIE, ANIME BITCH!!!!!"
As she was rushing at Horo and I, a plan came to my mind. "Quick decision!"
I jumped out of the way with Horo and Cyndi went right into the lake. She came up again human and grabbed the side of the dock, sputtering. I knelt down and smiled brightly at her.
"You might want to be current on your tetanus shots- -that's reclaimed sewer water you're in. In fact, the EPA estimates that the amount of bacteria in that water is the same as if 10,000 people took a dump in that water every day. Just a fun little fact."
When she pointed the ring at me I stomped on her hand and yanked the ring off. Without a glance at it I threw it as far as I could out into the lake. Then I looked back at Cyndi and grinned. "LOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!"
~***~
Soon the cops showed up and carried Cyndi off in a straitjacket. She was still babbling about her ring and dark power and stuff like that. After Ross and the others left the rest of us went home. And went to sleep- -we deserved it.
When I woke up I found myself in an extremely strange predicament. Horo was using my left shoulder as a pillow, Ren was on my right, and Amidamaru in spirit orb form was sleeping on my lap. 'Jeez,' I thought. 'What am I, a Nautilus mattress?!'
As Anna walked by I got an idea. "Psst! Anna! Do ghosts show up on film?"
She looked at me funny. "Yes...why?"
"Could you get the camera from the bookshelf down the hall?"
After she left I picked Amidamaru up gently and moved to the easy chair from the couch. Anna returned and smirked a little, then took the picture. Amidamaru blinked a little, yawned and looked up. Any moment now.
"GIMME THAT CAMERA!!!" he shouted, instantly popping into free-floating apparition mode.
That's when I yanked him down beside me, looped my arms around his neck and gave him a big 3SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHHHHH3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To tell you the truth, I've never seen a ghost turn completely red before...
~~GS IS VICTORIOUS!!!!!!! ALL HAIL THE GUARDRESS OF THE STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~
~~And so my crazy adventure came to a very satisfactory end...~~
~***~
Author's Notes 2:
GS: Wheee!! I got a kiss from Ami-chan!!!
Amidamaru: *wiping his mouth* I told you not to call me chan!
GS: Oh yeah? Well Yoh decided to let me borrow you for a while.
Amidamaru: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????
GS: *glomps "Ami-chan"* Awww! You're so cute, though!
Amidamaru: Please help me...
Unofficial Soundtrack: "Trouble" by Pink, cuz it's my theme song!
Favorite Moment: This is a toughie, it would have to be "REN!!! LET HORO HAVE THE ******* ARMREST ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!"- -me, in Chapter Eleven. What was YOUR favorite moment?