A/N: thanks for reviewin' Citcat (like tht name btw), 'Trish and Jeffy forevah' (thts more like a quote! But agree with it in all terms!) and 'Jamie Noble's NOL fan' (another quote! Hmm . . . and I just put in my real name!) So, I hope the whole update session-lecture got cleared then? I'm updating on Wednesdays for SMACKDOWN and Sundays for RAW its kinda like an 'NWE' (Nav's Writing Entertainment? Lol j/king) Oh and the Lita/Valbowski segment has been edited from the last chapter. Now, Val just shoved his mouth in Amy's face and she fought back. Go ahead and read that one! No more sexuality on that chapter, but if you liked Lita doing 'ho hoh hos' then there's more here on this chapter! So read on at your own risk!
FLASH BACK from RAW last MONDAY – Mr. McMahon legalizes the SMACKDOWN/RAW clash. The show was cancelled due to his ego, And Austin's stunner
First Week: SMACKDOWN! (28/8/2003)
Live from: El Paso!
PYROzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Michael Cole: MR. McMahon HAS ANNOUNCED LAST MONDAY, THAT ALL RAW SUPERSTARS CAN Come to SMACKDOWN! And all SMACKDOWN superstars can go to RAW! Welcome folks to SMACKDOWN LIVE! From El Paso! I'm Michael Cole your host at ringside with Tazz!
Tazz: ALOHA everybody! ALOHA!
Michael Cole: Tazz that's Hawaiian.
Tazz: What is?
Michael Cole: you just said 'Aloha' that's Hawaiian not Spanish.
Tazz: So what's Spanish for 'Hello Good Evening?"
Michael Cole: I don't know, ask you FRIEND Eddie Guiererro!
Tazz: Nah, the guy can't say 'Good Evening'. it'll turn out 'Howya doin'? Heh, ha.
Michael Cole: Forget it. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, what happened last Monday at RAW, that truly was amazing! Mr. McMahon announced that 'All superstars will have the legibility to shift from one show to another OR even be in BOTH shows for the next one month!
Tazz: Indeed Cole that was . . . surprising actually! I dunno what to say.
Michael Cole: Well the shifting starts from tonight's SMACKDOWN. But Mr. McMahon has guaranteed that the confusion between Brock Lesner and Goldberg doesn't acquire. So in addition to the 'clash' Mr. McMahon said that if any title-holder, be it the World Heavyweight Champion or the WWE Champion or the Cruiserweight champion, shift shows – he or she will be stripped of the title. Does that sound fair to you Tazz?
Tazz: I . . . I don't know Cole. I don't wanna take sides here but that sure is an advantage to Brock Lesneh who 'defeated' Kurt Angle on Sunday at Summer Slam.
Cole: That really wasn't 'defeating'. But let's take a look:
Brock Lesner and Kurt Angle. A friendship SO strong that even the 500 pound Big Show couldn't break. Wrestlemania X1X Brock Lesner has the title shot against Kurt Angle. With a flying dragon-plex Brock defeated the Olympic Gold Medallist! Oh look at that Cole! Their Shaking hands! What a great sport! Kurt Angle doesn't seem stable Tazz.
Two Months Later: The return of Kurt Angle! After 2 months of neck surgery Kurt has finally returned back to the ring! "During my days in the hospital, there was only 1 man who called week after week, day after day. To check that if I was all right. That man is Brock Lesner" These two are great in the ring together Cole. They're real pals.
Vengeance: This is a Triple Threat match folks, the first man to pin either opponents will win the WWE gold. The BIGSHOW v KURT ANGLE v BROCK LESNER! "You know how much this title means to me Brock, and I'll do anything I have to, to get the title back" "Well, let the best man win" A two on one assault by Brock and Kurt on the SHOW. F-Five! The 500-pound Big show is down and out! Brock could win this thing! ~1! ~2! AND Kurt Angle breaks the count! Angle Slam on the champion! ~1~2~3! KURT ANGLE HAS DONE IT! He has re-gained the Title! Kurt Angle is the NEW WWE Champion!
SMACKDOWN! That week: "Kurt, I want MY title back! I want a re-match Kurt!" "You're ON!" The champion has accepted Brock's challenge. Oh NO! What is Mr. McMahon doing here? "Brock, let me tell you what your 'friend' did. He came to my office and literally begged me saying not to give a re-match with Brock Lesner! That's what he said!" Oh c'mon. "And Brock, about your re-match with Kurt . . . here's what I think – NO!" Is Mr. McMahon trying to break up Brock and Kurt's friendship? Nah, he can't do that. Real friends doesn't break-up like that. "Hey Vince, y'know you said that I won't have a re-match against Kurt? So how about next week, I earn my way by beating you a$$!" "Your On!" Later that night, Brock Lesner and Kurt Angle versus the A-Train and Bigshow! F-five to the 500 pound Show! Oh, Angle with a blind-side tag Cole. ~2~3! Brock and Kurt won the match! I don't thing Brock likes Kurt stealing the win here. Nah, that's not it. But there's some tension in the ring right now. Oh my god! Brock Lesner just F-fived his own partner Kurt Angle! "Hey Brock, Brock, about our match next week? Its gonna be a STEEL-CAGE match! With the special guest referee – your friend Kurt Angle!
1 week later: Mr. McMahon! Brock Lesner! With the guest referee Kurt Angle! Brock's actions are censored because the Author didn't like what he did Oh NO! Has Brock Lesner sold his soul to the devil that is McMahon?!
Summer Slam: Wrestlemania re-match! Kurt Angle goes one-on-one with Brock Lesner with the WWE title in the line! Here comes the pain Kurt! Brock Lesner has set Angle up for the F-five! Oh whoa, Kurt counters. Ankle Lock! The Ankle lock to Lesner! Brock is about to tap out, Oh now what? Mr. McMahon just knocked the referee out with a chair! There is no referee! Oh Kurt Angle's mad. Kurt look out! WHOA. A chair to the back of the head by Brock Lesner! NOW what? I can't believe this, Brock Lesner, and Mr. McMahon strikes at Kurt Angle with a double-chair shot. Hey look! Mr. McMahon's got a referee shirt on! ~1~2~3! That's not right Tazz. I hardly call that a win. Brock Lesner selfishly betrayed his own friend and took his title. NOW what's gonna happen?
Tazz: Well he did win the match Cole.
Cole: That wasn't a win, I . . . I still don't count that as a win.
Tazz: Even though, that was a brutal attack on the former champion.
Cole: Lesner is a vicious animal Tazz! Look what he did to Zach Gowen last week! And then Kurt Angle!
Tazz: Yes, Kurt Angle is also injured from last Sunday's match but he will return next week. Along with other RAW superstars on RAW.
Cole: It was GOOD thing that Austin stunnered McMahon on RAW!
Tazz: Well speaking of McMahon, here he is!
No chance! Such as what you've got
Cole: The owner of WWE is making his way to the ring. Maybe smiling at his triumph over the last few weeks.
Tazz: Yes sir, that is 'the smile' and it can't mean good news.
Walking his usual 'McMahon style of walking', Vince McMahon slowly walked towards the ring, his song saying the exact words that were flowing through his sick mind. 'You've got no chance in Hell'. That was the line McMahon had said to SO many people in his life-time. And tonight was no exception, he'd say it again to someone tonight. Problem was that he needed to FIND someone first. But knowing himself, Vince could say it to three people tonight and he by-God will. Surrounding the ring, as he entered it, were fans from many places. Mostly Latin because they WERE in El Paso, some of the crowd-signs had 'McMahon is an Ass Hole', others had 'How did the Stunner taste Vince?' then there was the usual 'Vince McMahon = Devil' signs. Grabbing the mic from the ring announcer, Vince waited a few seconds as his music came to a complete stop, still wearing that evil grin.
"I've got a surprise for all of you tonight!" He started, the first exclamation being resulted into boos. "No, no. Its not what you think! I won't cancel the show tonight! Relax, it won't be so drastic! Trust me!"
Cole: Trust him?
Tazz: HA, ha
"See, last Monday on RAW, Steve Austin stunnered me." The crowd re-acted as they should have, YEAing loudly. "Huh, I see. It seems that you people ENJOY to see me getting hurt right? Well DREAM ON you Taco-eating bull-lovers!" BOO
"Okay, so Austin stunnered me without me EVER physically provoking him. That just cost you your JOB mister! Cause, the legal rules in the WWE forbids its staff to EVER fight in the ring without first being physically provoked and you just that Austin! . . . Yeah!" BOOS again.
"Yeah – and--"
Cole: Oh HO! The General Manager of SMACKDOWN has just made her entrance! Stephanie McMahon is here!
"Whoa! Whoa! What the HELL do you think your doing here Steph?"
"What am I doing here dad?"
"Yeah,"
"okay, What you just said a few seconds ago 'Dad'. That you will fire Steve Austin as the General Manager of RAW?"
"Yeah that's what I said, yea."
"Well, see 'Dad'. You're WRONG. You can't fire Steve for giving you the Stunner that isn't written in any pages of the WWE rules and regulations."
"Oh yeah? Well I didn't physically provoke im! But he still attacked me! That is against the rules young lady!"
"Oh is that right? Well you should've thought about it BEFORE canceling last Monday's RAW. See dad, in the R&R page, it is written CLEARLY in BOLD letters that the General Manager will have full power against any cancellations of shows under his or her management! That means, what Austin DID on Raw was legal!" Shocked by hearing these words, 'how could I be so foolish?' thought Vince in his head as the crowd cheered with all of their heart. Vince remained silent. That just marked ONE person off from his 'You've got no chance in hell' list. But then . . . something else hit him. And no it wasn't Steph's interference in the Undertaker match in Summer Slam because Sable had 'physically provoked' her many times before. What hit him was something FAR more 'cooler' as eleven-year-old boys would say.
"Well alright Steph, you've got me!" Vince surrendered, again smiling his smile, "I can't fire Austin! What was I thinking?" Curious on what sinister plot was running through her father's mind, Stephanie's beautiful blue eyes narrowed down. Surrendering was never Vince's motto.
"BUT! I can sure bring someone from Raw to Smackdown because THAT is legal starting from tonight! So ladies and gentlemen, without any further dew let me introduce you the FIRST person to shift shows for ONE month – The Evolution Member TRIPLE H!"
Cole: WHAT?
Tazz: The Game is here Cole! EVOLUTION from Raw is making an entrance!
I AM THE GAAAAMEEEEE! ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME YOU DON'T WANNA PLAY ME. I AM THE GAME AND I WILL DISTROY THEE!
Hunter Hearst Himsley, Stephanie's ex-husband and now- fiancée, did HE betray her too? Still her eyes in unbelieving narrow, she could only freeze in place as the Game entered the ring, approaching her father.
He seemed very dashing at that point, all different and changed from his previous self. Now he wore an unbuttoned black jacket with black jeans and a black shade, typically a Man-in-black. Although the audience couldn't notice it, Hunter winked through his sunglasses at the General Manager. Taking the mike from the owner, Triple H stood in his hulking figure before the two McMahons.
"Thank you Vince," He finally spoke as the audience calmed down a bit, "Thank you for inviting me to Smackdown. I really appreciate it."
Smiling, McMahon tried to say something like "Wel—" but was cutoff by the former WHC, "However, I do not understand me being related to Steve Austin's actions as you and Stephanie here, were discussing about."
"Yes well Hunter--" Vince again tried to say something, but he was again cutoff; "Hey Steph, how're you doing?"
"Fine Hunter, thank you." She didn't like this at-all. Triple H's actions on RAW with Evolution were always negative. And in Smackdown it just couldn't be right.
"Good," he said, smiling and nodding at the same time 'Brock Lesner style'.
"Now Triple H, I know you're not related to any RAW materials so I would like you to meet--"
"Hey where's the WWE Champion? Huh? Where is this BROCK LESNER?"
"Yes that's what I'm trying to say here--"
"Y'know I've never met Lesner before?"
"Stop that."
"Stop what Vince?"
" . . . That--"
"What?"
"Yes dad, tell our guest what is bothering you." Now Stephanie entered the fray, enjoying the sudden change-of-mood in Hemsley.
"What Vince? What should I stop?"
"Well you--"
"You're acting as though you have some kind of problem with me."
"N . . . no--"
"Do you have a problem with me Vince?"
"No I don--"
"Answer me Vince."
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Enough was enough. McMahon wouldn't let some wee- former WHC talk back at him! He was on top! He was the MAIN 'Kahuna' around here!
"Shut what up dad?"
"Okay, I've had enough! No BODY just comes in here and . . . and taunt on me in the first 5 minutes! Hunter get . . . get out of here! You're no longer in SMACKDOWN! Yeah. you two can't fool me! You're mixed in this. I . . . I can tell! I can tell!"
"Hunter wait, dad, you can't do that. Because . . . just last Monday you just legalized the term that all wrestlers can shift between shows. And--"
"And Hunter Hearst Hemsley isn't going ANYWHERE!"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"Don't you tell me what you do Stephanie! I'm the owner here!"
"And I'm the General Manager here!"
"F . . . fine! Do what ever you want! I'm leaving right now!" And with that statement, Vince McMahon left the ring in mixed feelings of fear of power, and fear of health. That just marked another person off from his 'you've got no chance in hell' list. 'DAMN Steph! Damn!' was all he could say. He knew about those silly rumor kids created in the Internet, the one about Stephanie and Triple H dating again . . . but now he was starting to believe that these two had something MORE in plan. Maybe . . . just maybe, bringing Triple H to SMACKDOWN was a bad investment . . . a very bad investment. And for the first time in months, Vince McMahon ran away from the scared and that scared him even more.
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Cole: Well ladies and gentlemen, SHOCKING news moments ago. The Game, Triple H has shifted shows for one month to SMACKDOWN!
Tazz: Oooh, Mr. McMahon is in trouble Cole, I can sense it! I'm telling you, this guy Triple H. NOT a good person to mess with.
Cole: And for the first time in maybe YEARS, Mr. McMahon RAN away from the ring, scared!
Tazz: Yeah Cole, Mr. McMahon and the Game have been in the ring together in the past but . . . I've never seen them on opposite sides.
Cole: Speaking of opposite sides, our General Manager Stephanie McMahon wasn't so happy a few minutes ago, when Triple H arrived. But as their conversation took place, it . . . well I can't believe I'm saying this, but it feels as if our G.M is in someway attracted to Triple H!
Tazz: Well you cant really blame her, y'know they were married before Cole.
Cole: I guess you're right. It'd be great to see them together again.
Tazz: I agree with you on that one Cole.
Backstage:
Cole: Look at that! Matt Hardy and Lita just entered the building!
Hand-in-hand, the two young lovers were entering through the yellowish hallway located inside the arena. Matt Hardy had been urging mad to go to RAW. He wanted a piece of the Big Valbowski no matter what, but one thing that always calmed him down was his Amy. The girl he loved with all his heart, the only girl he loved. His hair-do has been changed also, Amy has been complaining about it for months so he finally changed it last night. Now it was plain big, slightly combed to put two locks of hair coming down beside his face. Amy loved it and that's all that mattered. And as for Lita, she wanted Matt to really bash that scum Venus. She was wearing blood-red jeans and a black-lingerie. Just the opposite of what she was wearing on RAW; her hair was its usual 'Litah' way and she had on a dark-red lipstick, which Matt really adored to smooch on. The two made there way towards the stage as Matt's music hit.
OHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MATTITUDE FOREVERRRRR! (or something I don't know what he screams out! : ) Matt has signed to fight in both shows! Lita is Matt's new manager.
Of course, this wasn't Matt's fight. He was there simply to commentate and see as his number 1 lackey fight. Walking beside the ring with his girlfriend to meet and greet the two commentators of SMACKDOWN, Matt shook his hands with Michael Cole first. Something for some reason other people never does.
Matt: Hey Cole.
Cole: Matt! Lita! What are you two doing here?
Tazz: Hey! Bring a chair over here Brad! Can't you see we have guests?
Lita: Hey Tazz, hello Michael. (the two guests took their sits comfortably with Matt wrapping his hand around Amy's shoulder.)
Tazz: SO! What brings you two here?
Lita: Well Matt insisted that I should see his 'followers' in action so here I am!
Matt: Yeah otherwise we'd be busy doing smoochies right?
Lita: Ahah!
Tazz: Well . . . y'know, that's why they call it 'SMACK-DOWN'
Matt: Yeah you gotta smack and get down with the booty!
Zach's music hits as the one-legged wonder returns from his 2-week injury
"The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall, introducing first from Detroit Michigan. Weighing in a 119 pound – Zach GOWEN!"
Cole: Well there he is, Zach Gowen. Remember how Brock selfishly manhandled the kid last week?
Matt: That reminds me Cole, I heard your comment about Brock being a bully? Come to think of it, I agree with you 100%
Cole: You do?
Matt: Yes. I . . . I never thought of it before when I had my matches against Zach in the past few weeks, but I know it now. That kid has great talent. He's handicapped but yet he continues to fight with all he's got! In ways, Zach is greater than I am.
Tazz: See Cole? I told you Matt was a great guy! Have you ever heard any other wrestler respect Zach that way?
Matt: Well Cole did.
Tazz: Yeah but he ain't a wrestler!
Lita: Well I agree with one thing Tazz. Matty is a sweet guy!
Matt: Awww. Am I really?
Lita: Umm . . . NO! Ha, ha! I'm just kidding! Of COURSE you are Matty . . .
Cole: So Lita, I heard that you're signing in for Matt's manager?
Lita: Umm yeah! I'll be Matt's manager until the next Pay-per-view. Then return back to the wrestler category.
Tazz: So does it mean that you two won't be the Matt & Lita tag-team?
Lita: I'll be the manager! But if there is some kind of match with us as partners we would be more than happy to fight in it.
"And Making his way to the ring, in accompanied by CRASH, the Mattitude Follower – Shannon Moore!"
Matt: Here comes the legion of stupidity!
Lita: Why do you say that?
Matt: Because those two are complete idiots! They can't fight! They can't use maneuvers heck they can't even win in arm-wrestling!
Tazz: well, give them one last chance. I'm sure the guy can win this.
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Cole: There's the bell ringing and the match is one its way. Both players trying to shake-hands here . . . and oooh! What a drastic push by Shannon Matt!
Matt: Yeah that's exactly what I'm talking about. Taking advantage on your size against the opponent is a good trick. I myself use it sometimes.
Tazz: Zach Gowen, quickly to his feet. This kid maybe handicapped but in ways that helps him in the ring.
Zach jumped back to a standing position with the help of the ropes. That push got really heavy on him, but then again every opponent he ever faced started things off with that move. He hated it at times, true that your enemies will strike at your weak spot, but does that give them the permission to mock him in battle? Well, in certain ways it does, but still . . . if only they could play it fair. Signaling Shannon to try and do that again, Zach hopped towards Shannon in low-speed, knowing the M.Fer would try to clothesline him. Shannon did and he quickly missed as the one-legged wonder slipped under him and just when Shannon stupidly turned around, Zach delivered a front-dropkick in his chest. Causing both of them to fall down, Zach was the first to hop back up. Wasting no time at all he fell on top of Shannon with a leg-drop and proceeded to go up the turnbuckle where he could find all the advantages. But it seemed to be a disadvantage because even his good-leg couldn't keep him up there, the pain he felt when he got f-fived two times in the corner-post last week would still haunt him even to this day. It took Kurt Angle 2 whole months for a knee surgery when he got hit by the same move. And it had only been 1 week since Zach got f-fived by the monster that is Brock Lesner. 'I should've listened to my brother' Zach thought as he painfully fell from the top-turnbuckle to the apron.
Matt: That's just what I was trying to say. Zach is injured, he shouldn't be in the ring right now. He should've rested and waited until his leg was fully cured.
Tazz: We all saw what happened to Kurt Angle by the f-five.
Matt: Brock is a filthy ANIMAL Tazz! He doesn't care what happens to ANYBODY . . . how . . . how could someone do what he did to Zach the other week? Huh? Answer me that.
Cole: well no offense here Matt, but you yourself had been in a rivalry with Zach Gowen for the past few weeks.
Matt: Which is exactly why I feel sorry for the kid! DAMN Cole! I WANT TO CHANGE What I did!
Lita: Well you can't change the past Matt.
Matt: NO, but you can justify it in the future. And that's what I'm gonna do tonight.
Landing a vicious elbow-drop to Gowen's injured knee, it seemed as if Shannon Moore was growing more and more into Version 1.1. And now, he started submitting a leg-lock, pulling with all his strength! How Zach could tolerate this much pain was beyond anyone in the arena. The ref was counting down from '5!' because Gowen's hand was grasping the lower rope, and on the last 2 seconds, Shannon let go. He could see Zach trying to shove off the pain from his leg. The ref was talking to Shannon about how to follow the rules, he was shouting at Shannon for not letting go of the leg. What the ref didn't see was that the second M.Fer – Crash, smashing his elbow on Zach's neck. Causing the injured wrestler to tremble in pain.
Matt: That's it!
Lita: Matt! Wait!
Tazz: "Hey what the?"
Cole: Matt Hardy just left from the announcing table!
Lita: Hold on a sec. Guys.
And with that, even Amy Dumas followed her boy friend as he went over to Crash to talk about something. Inside the ring however, Shannon Moore had gotten in control. He stomped on Gowen's chest twice before he pulled his leg and letting go (ala John Cena remember?). Zach's spine burned in pain, he really needed time-out. Outside, Shannon could hear his mentor screaming and shouting with Crash. Matt was yelling "What the HELL were you thinking?!", "What? Winning is everything Matt R-D!" Crash screamed back. Kind of confused why his boss was against the 'cheating' rule. Matt had warned them about cheating during their training that week, but Crash didn't knew he was THAT serious! "NO! Winning by CHEATING is LOSING! I thought I told you that CRASH?!"
"WHAT HAPPENED?" Shannon shouted from inside the ring. "What do you MEAN what happened? Is that the way to fight someone weaker than you?"
"It's a fight!"
"Its NOT a street fight! That guy needs medical attention fast!" Of course, the fans could hear none of this because they were yelling without a mike. "Oh he needs attention alright!" And with a sadistic smile, Shannon picked up a weaken some-what corpse of Zach Gowen and Twist of fated him down to the mat. Pinning ~1~2~3!
Amy was shocked, she was shocked that SHANNON, the boy who was so nice to her could torture someone like that. She was really shocked. And so was Matt. Grabbing a microphone as the referee held Shannon's hand up, Hardy got inside the ring. He leaned down first, to check if Zach was breathing or not. He told the official to get the paramedics and told Amy to 'stay with the kid' as the medic-people ran inside the ring. "I'll meet you backstage." Matt said and pecked her quick on the cheek. The Hardy boy then stood up as proceeded with his conversation "I never told you do that Shannon," He asked in front of the live audience, finally speaking through the mike. "What?" Shannon said smiling at his triumph. "Get a mike!" his mentor ordered him and Shannon did so with a heartbeat. "What?" He asked again to his superior.
"What do you mean what? You were no better than Brock Lesner! Shannon . . . what you just did with Zach Gowen . . . that was just plain barbaric man!"
"Yeah . . . so? That jackass shouldn't be in the ring anyways! For God's sake the guy's HANDICAPPED! He doesn't have a leg!" Shannon responded selfishly and maybe for the first time against Matt Hardy.
"EXACTLY! He doesn't have a leg and yet he uses his skills like a real Mattitude Follower!" Matt screamed at the so-called 'student', "He's better than YOU Shannon!"
Surprised by the crowds' re-action, it was the first time in months that the audience cheered with Matt. But Matt Hardy at that moment, just wanted to let Shannon know how he felt. He had been studying it for weeks, he even told Amy about it and warned Shannon that he would dismiss him if he kept on using stupid methods. Matt said with a disgusted look on his face: "Y'know, maybe I've wasted the past 8-months. Maybe I should've coached Zach Gowen rather than coaching you stupid nut-for-brains! Heck . . . I think I'm gonna go and do just that!" And without even waiting for a response, Matt dropped his mic. And left the ring. Leaving behind a cursing Shannon Moore.
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Cole: That was interesting Tazz. Matt Hardy seems to be taking the side of Zach Gowen rather than his lackeys!
Tazz: At last someone did! People have bullied that kid, Zach Gowen, ever since the first day he got here! And I think Matt is also sick of it! Its about time someone gave this guy some justice.
Cole: Well ladies and gentlemen. Here's what happened during the commercial break: Matt Hardy is still being concerned about Zach's health.
Backstage during break:
Amy had been waiting for Matt in the parking lot where the officials loaded Zach in an ambulance and took him to the nearest hospital. Sighing, she ran a hand through her red hair and thought about the events that took place. 'How could people be so cruel?' But this wasn't the only act of cruelty she saw in her life. In 1999 when Amy first entered the WWE (back then known as the WWF) with Essa Rios . . . he was the first act of cruelty she saw in the Federation. Then there were the Radicalz and . . . "Hey Ames," Matt's startling voice shook her out of the memories of flashbacks. "Oh . . . hey Matt,"
"Did they take Zach away already?"
"Umm hmm . . ." She nodded. "They're taking him to the nearest hospital. Hope he makes it."
"of course he'll make it. That guy came to the ring with one-bad leg just after receiving an f-five in the corner post seven-days ago! What? You think a twist of fate can keep him down after that?"
"No I guess not." Amy agreed, at last smiling. "Y'know Matt . . ." she suddenly wrapped her arms around Matt's neck and looked deep in his blue eyes, "After what Valbowski did with me on Monday? I finally realized how much my love means to you." Matt, in addition, placed his hand around Amy's waist, slightly pulling her closer to him, "Don't you worry about Valbowski. I'm going to RAW next week to personally kick his ass! That asshole thinks he can . . ." But his words were swallowed when Lita pursed his lips with hers. Tilting her face into his. Feathery tender caresses skimmed over her lips before he drank deep of her essence, his tongue circled her lips. Amy floated blissfully on the ebb and flow as his tongue drifted back and forth, tangling with hers, cresting between their lips, then sucking her deeper into his mouth. She ran her hands outward over his lean collarbone and sheltered them under the cape of his well-developed trapezius muscles, melting into him. What she thought she started ended with him doing it. Amy moved a bit to the right so she could lean against the pillar. Finally, she broke the kiss. " . . . Whoa . . ." was all she could giggle out, not even for a second parting from his muscular body. "not finished . . ." Matt somehow managed to speak as he again drew her into another kiss. Matt traced lazy patterns through her hair with his fingers, then ran them down her spine, pressing her closer to him. The kiss became more desperate as he trailed his free hand down her neck and breastbones, lowering his palm to rub over her stomach, then back up to grasp the fullness of her breasts. Amy's breath caught on a sob of pleasure and she raised her hands to run her own fingers through his long blue-black hair. Gently, Matt grazed his thumb across her nipples, then alternated feathery strokes of his palm to tease the tips into hardness as he could feel it through her bikini.
Ringside- now
Tazz: Wow.
Cole: Think that was legal to show that on national TV?
Tazz: Ah of course. The soap-operas always show that.
Cole: Yeah but don't you think it was . . . I dunno a bit . . . personal?
Tazz: Nah, the two requested me to SPECIALLY show that.
Cole: Oh okay then.
Yo, you think you're better than me? WORDLIFE!
Tazz: Here comes John Cena! Ha, ha.
"Yo, yo, yo, chill, chill." The baggy-pant wearing, mike-handling, pizza-hating rapper spoke through the mic as the crowd started 'booing'. "Matt Hardy, thinks he's so cool with the Zachster. Caring for him as if he has his breath-stuck. Well Hardy does I'll tell you that much, he's now sexing backstage with his girlfriend Amy DUMUS."
Tazz: true.
Cole: That doesn't even rhyme!
Tazz: Hey, do you know anything about rap? Huh? Do you?
Cole: Well no . . .
"Listen Lita, you think Matt is the sweetest guy on the planet? Well let me WARN you, that he is nothing but a Britney Spears fanatic! A girl like you . . . needs a cool guy. Matt Hardy ain't got the moves but I sure can rhyme! Just look at my penis! its longer like 7-inches than guy with pornographic printer, and Matt Hardy's? his is like MY MIDDLE FINGER" WORDLIFE
Cole: He waitaminute.
Tazz: What?
Cole: He just insulted himself!
Tazz: What are you talking about Cole?
Cole: He said that his well . . . 'P' is 7-inches and Matt's is like his middle-finger which is 8 inches!
Tazz: he didn't say that!
Cole: He did!
Tazz: Damn Cole, if you don't understand rap stop being a critique! Stick . . . stick with N'sync.
Cole: sigh
VIVA LA RASSSA!
Cole: oh HO!
Tazz: Yep, the man lies, he cheats, and he steals.
Cole: Eddie's returning to his hometown! El Paso is where the Guerrero family grew up.
Tazz: Hah, heh, heh. His a homie here Cole!
We lie, we cheat, we steal! We lie, we cheat, we steal!
"And making his way into the ring, the U.S Champion, EDDIE GUERRRERO!"
Cole: Eddie Guerrero was successful on retaining his United States Championship on Summer Slam last Sunday.
Clips from the Fatal Four Way match were shown (A/W: Sorry to butt-in here but . . . have you guy ever noticed that Rhyno is the only person who should win the belt? I mean, this IS the UNITED STATES championship! And, Benoit is from Canada, Eddie is Latino, and Tajeri is from JAPAN! Only Rhyno is the guy who is American in the whole ranking. I think he should've won.)
Eddie drove in with yet another fancy-neatly-polished 60's car. This one was a deep blue four-wheeler, the same type with which his former-partner, and now opponent, Tajeri was slammed through. As Eddie enjoyed the hometown feeling of his locos and the Latin music playing through the arena, stopped at the same spot he normally stops and proceeded on with the bumping as his front wheels went up, tilting the entire car upwards. "AHOYYYYYYYYY LOCOS!!!" He screamed from inside, then the new addition for his homies happened as the back-wheels also lifted. Keeping the body of the Jeep in-air like those Hanna Barbara cartoons. Eddie climbed out of the car as it resided in its original position. Grooving his head with the music, he shook with some of the fans and then polished the front-bumper with his breath. we lie, we cheat, we steal Eddie then entered the ring as his music finally stopped, his opponent for the night was the loud-mouth Cena, who, by the way, had a contorted look.
"ArrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRIBA AMIGOS!!!" The Guerrero screamed through the mike as hundreds of his homies cheered for him. "HOW YOU DOINGGG?" YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"GOOD, good. Now, first of all homes, I wanna say somethin' to my opponent John Sina essay," Surprised by this, Cena asked what the Latin champion wanted.
"See Homes, you always come out here and rap and jag about people who you not like. And to be honest homes, I appreciate that essay."
"No you don't!" Cena spoke quick, "Dude, you always lie and cheat and steal. That ain't cool 'ESSAY'. See, what you try to do is, you lie and make your enemies fall for you until next Thursday. Then when that day, comes in a long way. You Run from that guy and hit him with your US belt until his jaw breaks."
"Okay, okay homes. You got me. I lied. But that doesn't give you the right to rap on me!"
Tazz: Heh, heh.
"I am in my HOMETOWN essay! You wanna rap on Eddie Guerrero, THE U.S Champion ugravelto?!"
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"Dude, dude, chill. I didn't insult you!"
"Yes you did homes! You did! Rapping is always bad for Eddie!"
"WhatEVER amigo. You got weirder than your usual self the minute you set foot on your ghetto!"
"Stop that Seena!"
"BLAH BALH BLAH. I'm Eddie Guerrero, and I can't understand rap cause I'm a gadha! (need to be Asian to understand that ; )) TRANSLATION: Donkey!"
the U.S champion went physical and threw a cheap-punch on the side of John Cena's big head. That followed by the bell ringing, indicating the start of the non-title match.
John Cena punched back with his right-arm and kicked Eddie in the mid-section, causing the champion to bow down. He then quickly picked Eddie up, setting for the F-U (I think that means 'f*ck' right?) but the champion slid out of the way and delivered a released German suplex. Eddie got up from the apron first, seeing Cena in lay on the ground. He did a stupid move and tried to do a quick-finish by means of the 5 star Frog-splash. But the splash didn't connect because Cena rolled out of the ground, letting Eddie smash his face against the apron. The junior player went for the cover ~1 and ~2 but the senior sinio'r kicked out. Raging, John yanked him up from the ground and shoved him to the turnbuckle. He then hit Eddie with a running clothesline which knocked the champion off from the corner, another thing John didn't notice was that the referee was very near Eddie, and we all know what happens then. Eddie ducked out from a right-hand and grabbed the referee behind Cena. But knowing what the Guerrero might do, John pulled out his chain from the corner and then acted as though he wanted to pull Eddie off from the ref. Guerrero did do the low-blow-from-Eddie's-back-ankle but it was caught by the chain in Cena's hand. He wrapped Eddie's ankle with the chain and pulled from both sides, which meant that Eddie's ankle would break. But seeing this, the referee went for the bell. "Here is winner by disqualification, Eddie GUERRRERRO!" the ring announcer announced as John let go of Eddie's ankle to argue with the referee. "What do you mean I'm disqualified?!" He spat at the ref. "You USED a weapon on Guerrero's ankle! That's an automated disqualification!" the older referee screamed back. In all the hubbub, none noticed that Eddie wrapped Cena's chain around his knuckles and what he did then was forceful. Eddie hit a low-blow with the chain in John Cena's balls!
He then celebrated as his music re-hits. And he was the last man standing, which just what Eddie always looks for. We Lie, we CHEAT, we STEAL and so he did. He TOOK Cena's chain.
Tazz: Hey! HEY! Eddie just stole Cena's necklace!
Cole: That's a necklace?
Tazz: Well . . . y'know what I mean.
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VIP Room
Triple H, was in Vince McMahon's office. The owner had kept him in his office ever since the Gowen/Moore match. He said that he wanted to talk with Hunter about Smackdown rules but just after 15 minutes, McMahon received a phone call from his bed-toy Sable and ever since he has been talking with the bitch. Sable, specially requested by Mr. McMahon, had her day off after her 'big scare' over the Undertaker match. But instead of staying in her own home, Sable was waiting in McMahon's hotel room. But why on Earth would Hunter Hearst Helmsley care about that? All he could think about was Stephanie. The General Manager of Smackdown was in her office and didn't bother to talk with her father or her ex-husband. For weeks Hunter had dreams about Steph, it felt as if he finally started missing his former wife. But now, so close, Hunter couldn't find the strength in him to go to the other room and talk to her. So he remained in McMahon's office, sitting on his luxury couch and munched on extra-cheese nachos as he could suddenly see his face on the TV screen in front of him. The cameras change from time to time and it was about time it glared upon him. Letting go of the bag of cheese puffs, Helmsley popped in another chewing gum, McMahon's irritating giggles were plain annoying. The owner laughed out, "Oh you and I could then do some – Hold on a minute, I'll call you back." Vince finally hung up the phone when he noticed Triple H glaring down on him from across the desk. "Is this why you called me in your office Vince? To listen to your crummy jokes as you keep on talking with your girl friend? Hell you're a married MAN. You shouldn't even have a girlfriend." The former WHC spoke with a dark, dignified voice. Of course, the owner didn't wanted to mess with the Game, he just swallowed hard and decided not to response. "I'm outta here." The tall blond started walking away, "Hey Hunter . . . wait where're you going?"
"Steph's office. You mind?"
"Ah . . . no."
"Good." And just then, as Triple H turned towards the door, he was met up the current WWE Champion Brock Lesner.
"Brock?" Vince asked with a concerned tone, but sighing in his inner-self. Knowing that if anything had gotten drastic with Triple H . . . his right arm was there. "Hey Vince," Lesner responded, not even for a second turning his face away from the smiling-shade wearing-Game.
"So this is Brock Lesner? 'The monster of SMACKDOWN'. Heh, heh. I thought you'd be more like Goldberg or something. Not some skinny Rock-wannabe." The monster tried to bash in Hunter, he wanted to tear every bone in the Game's body, and his anger was showing in his face. If it weren't for Vince's blocking, the Pain would've started a brawl right there in the office. "Brock wait." Vince stopped as he slimmed between the two giants.
Hunter, on the other hand, was smiling, "Big BOY you have here Vince . . . BIG boy." He laughed at the Pain one last time before exiting through the only door.
After hearing it shut closed, Vince sighed out a relief. "What were you thinking?!" He yelled, "Don't you know who that is? That's Triple H!"
"Well I'm BROCK LESNER! THE WWE CHAMPION! I don't give a sh*t who he is! I WANT him Vince! Book me a match against Triple H TONIGHT!"
"Are YOU MAD? I'm not allowing him to fight you! I'm thinking to book him against the Big Show tonight. And that's it. You're too valuable to me Brock!"
"Then why the HELL did you bring him to SMACKDOWN in the first place?!"
"I . . . I thought he'd be on MY side. He was on my side the last time I talked to him."
"Well, NOW I'm on your side, but if you don't book me a match I don't think I'm gonna be!"
"Okay, okay. Calm down . . . you want a match tonight?"
"YES!"
"Okay . . . okay . . . let me think . . . right. Matt Hardy! He was against Zach till last week and now he is all caring and sensitive. I WANT YOU TO BREAK HIS SKULL!"
"Heh, hee. His girlfriend is here right?"
"Yes?"
"Good. Tell your guys to tell Matt to get ready . . . cause here comes the PAIN!"
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Cole: What was THAT all about?
Tazz: I don't know Cole. I don't even think Matt knows about the match!
Cole: He knows I'll tell you that. Cause he's coming right now.
Tazz: I don't get it Cole, first it was Spanky, then Zach Gowen and now Matt Hardy? What is Mr. McMahon thinking?
Cole: He's obviously pairing everyone who gets on his nerves against the REAL Brock Lesner!
Tazz: What about Triple H? I mean, him pitting against the Big Show? That's hard Cole, I've been in the ring with both SHOW AND Hunter. And both are great competitors I'll tell ya that.
OHH YEAAAAAAH!! MATTITUDE FOREVER!!! Matt and Lita thinks John Cena is a clown. John Cena has balloons for testicles
Amy has been warning Matt ever since they heard about Brock's match. She has been really worried on what could happen to her soul mate. The evil beast that is Lesner has torn apart everyone since the last month. Even in his last match against Kurt Angle has left the former champion in a hospital-state. As the two lovers slowly walked past the steel-graters, they could hear the ring announcer announce them, and their names were digitally shown for the TV audiences. "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring, in accompanied by Lita, weighing in a 218 pounds – Matt HARDY!"
"You sure you'll be alright?" Amy asked to her boyfriend, not on the mic directly to him, "Trust me," He confirmed. And that was what she did, she trusted him more than she could trust herself. Amy gave Matt a quick hug, not wanting to drain his determination with emotion at that moment. Again, she trusted him so she knew he wouldn't be drained away so easy.
"And the opponent, from Minneapolis, the WWE Champion, BROCK LESNER!"
Tazz: Well, here comes the Pain!
As the monster walked by the booing fans, he had on a taut glare on the two figures in the ring. It was something that scared Amy, a man so hulking, walking, wanting to hurt the only person she loved . . . or maybe even her? She felt Matt's hand squeeze hers, informing to "Trust me . . ." He whispered, Lita nodded.
Jumping to the apron, as Brock's hand touched the top-rope, the four-corners of the ring exploded as flaming pyros emerged from them. The monster screamed loud, roaring to surpass the echo of the flames. As the lights cleared, he entered the ring. Keeping in mind the evil plan he had for tonight's entertainment. The official told Amy to leave the ring, and she did. Receiving a wink from Matt, but that wasn't enough. She wanted him to be safe.
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Winking at the girl of his dreams, Matt then turned to face the 'Real' Brock Lesner. It didn't matter if he win or not, he wanted to punish this beast. As the bell rang, Matt didn't wait for a second, he ran towards the beast in top speed, only to get clotheslined by him. Brock picked up Matt and then hit him with another clothesline. Causing the Hardy to crash on the apron.
"Matt! C'mon!" his manager screamed from outside the ring, tapping her hands on the apron. Seeing this, Brock Lesner climbed out of the ring and grabbed Lita by the hair. "What did you say? Huh?"
"No, no." she begged, and that's what Brock enjoyed, to see the weak beg before him. Beg for mercy at the hands of BROCK LESNER. He laughed at her fear.
Unknowing, Matt had climbed on to the top turnbuckle and from there . . . maybe ten feet in height, he speared through the WWE Champion! Technically, Brock let go of Amy because of the raining pain that just hit him in the rib-section. But Matt Hardy didn't stop there; he seriously punched Brock with his knuckles. Converting the rage within him, that son of a *****, Lesner tried to hit AMY his Amy! It was too far. People could hear Matt screaming those words. The official tried to pull Matt away from Brock's face. He was busting up the champion's forehead! Blood had splattered from Brock's head but Matt kept on hitting, striking blow after blow after blow. He had pushed the official away, and on that single timing, Brock threw Matt off from him and stood straight up. Smiling at his pain, Brock hit Matt at the mid-section, normally forcing him to bend down. The commentating table was right next to Matt, and now Brock picked him up on his shoulders, wanting to F-five his enemy through the table. The pole would be next.
But just at that point, the official yelled at Brock to put him down. Of course the monster didn't listen, he kicked the ref in the face and spun Matt on a 180 degree in the air. Somehow, Matt countered the move and landed on the table with his feet on it. he didn't get hurt, but Brock would because Matt grabbed Brock's busted head and slammed it on the edge of the table, Matt used his full- body strength so that it would hurt on the burning area.
Lesner hit the edge and trembled backwards, his already-injured forehead burned very. One other bad move the Champion made tonight was that now, his back was faced to Matt, and his front to the corner-post. Seeing this advantage, the Hardy Boy pushed Lesner towards the pole as his shoulder hit against the solid steel! Brock screamed in pain, the shoulder area was injured during his match against Kurt Angle 4 days ago! He screamed and grabbed the wound with his good hand. Squeezing to dust the pain away, but he didn't fall, he was still on his feet. Matt then stood on the commentating table again and superbly delivered a flying-neckbreaker!
As the enemy lay on the floor, Matt heard weary referee barely counting to ~8!
"GO! GET IN THE RING!" Matt heard his Girlfriend and manager, Amy Dumus shout. He did so at ~9! ~10!!!! Tnnnnnnnn
"Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match by means of count-out . . . MATT HARDY!" Brock couldn't believe it. He had his head grabbed with pain, Amy believed it and screamed at the top of her lungs. Jumping up and down and clapping and cheering at the same time. She slid in the ring and kissed Matt in the forehead as the referee held his hands up. The crowd was like crazy! They screamed with joy and as Matt looked at every single one of their faces, it was lit up. He finally found his life back, he had his girlfriend by his side, he got returned the fans which he lost as Version 1.0 and most importantly – Amy was proud of him.
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A few minutes after the match, Mr. McMahon had entered the ring. Matt and Amy ran out of the Arena and Brock Lesner was breaking down everything in his sight. After describing this to the fans, Mr. McMahon proceeded on with the nights, which he thought, main-event. But instead of Triple H or Big Show coming out, it was his daughter, Stephanie!
He asked the third time that night, "What the hell are you doing here!?"
"Whoops! Sorry dad, but I guess Hunter wont be facing the Show tonight after all!"
"What are you talking about?" the owner yelled out. He cold feel his blood-pressure rising to the top.
"See Dad, after what you did on RAW? Canceling the mainevent Mr. Steve Austin made out? I did the same thing! I cancelled tonight's mainevent!"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"WHAT?! Are you nuts Steph?"
"Yes dad! Since I'm the General Manager – I get to call the shots too! So I have cancelled tonight's main event right BACK at your face! . . . oh and don't worry about paperwork . . . because the OWNER needs the G.M's permission not the other way around."
And with that, She left, leaving behind a surprised McMahon. And he never got to say "You got no chance in hell" to any one . . . but it seemed like he was the only one who had 'No Chance in Hell'. And it again frightened him.
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A/N: sorry if the ending was short and quick! Its 3:37 AM here! I gotta get to sleep because I've been writing this all day long! Oh God! My dad's gonna kill me if sees me in front of the PC! PLZ review! Next update (hopefully) on Sunday/Monday