A/N: Thankz for reviewing Citty Cat (tat?), but one thing confused me . . . what does "You fic would be better if it RAW Smackdown," mean? Sorry . . . I guess I'm just dumb! Lol. Also, I totally missed Summer Slam, I just read the results off the internet, so if something sounds wrong here (out of the 6-man Elimination Chamber match, which is the ONLY match from RAW that's edited by yours truly,) just think it was my mistake. Aight? Thanks Jamie Noble's best fan for ALSO reviewing! I'll think about putting Noble in Smackdown this week!
Tonight, is the re-match against Shane McMahon and Eric Bischoff. What's Coach doing here? Oh my! Coach just hit Shane with a chair! The rattle snake's here! Austin is here for justice! "Sorry Austin, but you cant order me for anything! I work for Mr. Bischoff! And you can't stunner me because I havent physically provoked you!" Hey, HEY! look at Shane! Shane just pushed Coach into Austin! That's Physically provoking J.R! STUNNER! Hey look at Shane o' Mac! OH MY! An ELBOW DROP FROM AT THE TOP OF THE ARENA! Shane McMahon has regained his dignity!
Second Week: RAW (1/9/2003)
Live from: ___________
RAW PYROZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
J.R: The Owner had set tonight's main event LAST WEEK! Stone Cold takes on the World Heavyweight Champion Goldberg in a non-title match! With the Special Guest Referee: HBK Shawn Michaels! Welcome folks to WWE RAW! I'm Jim Ross, your host tonight along side Jerry 'the King' Lawer.
King: Hey guys! Tonight is mostly a raw-return of some of our greatest superstars!
J.R: That's right folks, the return of Raw CO, General Manager Eric Bischoff also marks the return of superstars such as Shane o' Mac, Y2J Chris Jericho and EVOLUTION.
King: Y'know J.R, I heard some rumors that Evolution's got a new member, since Triple H shifted to SMACKDOWN for the month. Got any ideas who could sign a deal with Evolution?
J.R: I don't know King. But as long as Evolution is concerned, Triple H has a hand in this game.
King: What about SMACKDOWN? Tell them about Smackdown J.R!
J.R: I am telling them King! It takes time to order up the words. Anyway, what King meant folks was that Matt Hardy, from SMACKDOWN is coming to RAW tonight with his girlfriend and manager, Lita!
King: AND the 350-pound A-TRAIN! He's coming here too!
J.R: But before all that, here comes the most egotistic person on RAW – Eric Bischoff!
The CO General Manager of RAW didn't had many fans, or people who would support him. And why would they? This person is the role model of what you would call 'selfish', another power-hungry freak whom was in charge in the WWE. Well . . . at least limited-charged. But tonight, his hunger would be fed. Because tonight his partner in the RAW board – Steve Austin had a match and therefore couldn't be in charge, granting Bischoff full-control over the show. And that was something to smile about. As he entered the ring, sided by 'boos' and 'asshole' chants by the fans. Bischoff took the mike and laughed out "Boo all you want" to the fans. "I don't care if you boo me, I don't care if you say 'asshole' to me and I don't care if you say I'm a loser!" yeaaaaaaaaa
"About one week ago, Shane McMahon and I had a match at Summer Slam. On that match, he had defeated me . . . BUT with the help of Steve Austin!" Eric noted.
"See, Shane couldn't beat me on his own! That's why, he had called out . . . or maybe BRIBED out Stone Cold." Booooooooo "Now waitaminute, wait a minute. You might be saying 'hey, why is this guy whining? He had Coach's help!' well to be honest, yes I did. But I didn't tell Coach to come down to ringside and help me! oh no! No I didn't. But I bet Shane O' Mac did it with Austin."
Suddenly a beer bottle breaks, and it's sound also echoes into the arena, as the rattlesnake Stone Cold 'Steve Austin' walks down the ramp. He could hear his music sound aloud as thousands of screaming fans cheered for him. Once stepping inside, Austin didn't go and do the whole 'beer-drinking' act so he settled for the conversation and spat out on the mic.
"Shut you damn-f*ckin'-mouth up Bischoff!" His audience responded with yeas.
"Shane McMahon never told me about the match, and I never told Shane about the match! It was YOU and that mother-freakin' bastard Coach who pulled off that silly stunt! And by God if he ever comes near me I'd stunner him right there!"
Unbelieving what he just heard, Eric started with his offense, "He hasn't physically provoked you!" and although Eric knew the answer, he wanted to know if Steve knew the answer. Because if it was what he thought it was, than Eric's career as CO-General Manager and colleague to Steve Austin would have to end.
"The guy bumped into me! what the hell are you saying he didn't 'physically provoke' me?" The redneck changed his tune to mock Bischoff when he said 'physically provoke'.
"He . . . he was pushed by Shane!"
"STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT!" Eric could barely hear himself thinking as a mixed sound of fear and the fans' scream engulfed his mind. Yep, it was what he thought it was. He gulped down which felt like his heart and proceeded to ask the next confirming question . . .
"And . . . what . . . about . . . m . . . me? I didn't bumped into you!"
"NO but you slapped me across the face you #$%^&* %^&*()_)(+~!@#$!!!" yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa "And that means," Austin lowered his voice, "That means I have the full right to kick your white @$s when ever I want to!" The crowd cheered even more than before. And Bischoff was desperately searching for excuses to protect himself. Then, it hit him. "But you can't stunner me TONIGHT Austin! HA, HA! Because tonight --- you have a match! And that grants me the full attribution of RAW! That means; if you hit me you'll have to . . . oh wait . . . I . . . a . . ." again it hit Eric. What does that have to do with anything? Austin can hit Bischoff WITHOUT any blocking if he is considered as a wrestler!
"What Eric? Why can't I beat your @$s if I have a match? C'mon, tell me!"
"I . . . SECURITY! TAKE HOLD OF THIS CRAZY MAN! HE'S TRYING TO BEAT ME!" 'Poor Bischoff' thought Stone Cold, 'The guy is so scared he thinks I'm gonna really kick his @$s'
As the 3 head security officers ran inside the ring, who by the way works for Austin. Bischoff felt a bit safe, knowing the rattlesnake had to get through these three in order to reach him. "HA HA! What are you gonna do NOW Austin? HUH?" He spat out on the mic. Not knowing why Steve had a smile on his face.
"Guys," Austin now spoke, "Get your @$$es out of here or I'll fire them!"
The big man of the house now had his eyes opened wide. He never even thought for a second that the Rattlesnake could pull off a stunt like that! He said; "You . . . you can't do that!"
"Of course I can do that! They work for me! Bill- You're fired. Get out of the ring!" But the officer refused to leave. Standing by his oath. Bill didn't move, "BILL, I know you have 2 sons and 3 daughters! Now if you don't get out of the way I'll fire you!" Austin yelled, he was then surprised to hear what the officer had to say, he said; "I'm sorry Mr. Austin, you can't do that."
"WHAT?!"
"You can't do that sir."
"Say it on the mike!"
"I have orders that tonight only Mr. Eric Bischoff can control the management. Which means that you are not allowed to fire anyone, hire anyone, nor put up a match against anyone for tonight."
"Yeah! Ha, ha! See that Austin? You're POWERLESS against me tonight!" the G.M snarled out, some might think his ego may someday change into that of Mr. McMahon. Except that Bischoff gets scared easy. After thinking for a whole minute or so, Austin responded from the other side of the 3-man-made wall. "Okay Bill . . . I cant fire you tonight, but when I regain my power NEXT week; you'll be the first one to GET FIRED!" YEAH! Most of the audience cheered, others sat with silence. Not much caring what happens to this guy. But Bill Adams had a family of 5, he needed this job and quite frankly, he wasn't a fan for Bischoff. So the officer shrugged his shoulders and prepared to leave. "WAIT!" Bischoff screamed, in fear.
"If you leave this ring without my orders then I'll fire you right HERE right NOW!" Eric didn't know he could shout that loud. But he did, and Bill Adams was in a terrible situation, if he didn't leave, then he'd get fired next week. And if he left then he would get fired tonight! The Brown-haired Canadian stood in silence, not knowing what to do. He was a man in his 30's, It had been 6-years since he had gotten this job and he loved it very.
Sighing, Austin said; "Okay alright, alright, I wont fire you next week. You can stick to your duty officer. But Eric – remember this on your hotel room—" The bald man stuck out his middle-finger on both hands, "3:16! Be there." Only Austin knew what he meant by that. Leaving behind the confused and slightly fear-stricken G.M of Raw.
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Backstage:
About fifteen minutes later, the G.M of Raw –Eric Bischoff was finally in his office. That is, the office he shares with Steve Austin. But he had the legal notes that the office belonged to him now, and he didn't have to share it with Austin tonight. Mister McMahon was god to him at that point, but the devil nonetheless because it was Vince himself who gave Austin the match last week. Drinking down a cool glass of mineral water, the G.M sighed out a relief as he wiped his lip with his sleeve. Many thoughts were running through his brain at once, Eric had been stunnered before but now it seemed like no hope at all. Even if Austin did have a match tonight, what will happen next week? And the week after that? Bischoff wasn't the type who runs away in fear, he thought, 'well . . . almost wasn't the type.'
"Hey Eric!" a startling voice grasped his shoulder from behind! Bischoff almost jumped out of skin . . . then realized that it was no one other than the second most coward person in Raw and the current Intercontinental Champion –Christian.
"GEEZ! Its ME! me!" the younger wrestler calmed him down,
"Don't ever DO that!" Eric shouted, that was precisely what he always wanted to say when he was a kid. All those Mickey Mouse cartoons and all (A/N: Mickey Mouse is the sole property of Walt Disney and Disney Interactive Entertainment. The author is only using his name for funny purposes which he himself isn't sure the reader will like. Thank you for your time).
"Shish I'm sorry! Y'know, you're such a coward! You get so easily scared out of a simple threat some guy named 'STONE COLD' gives you . . . phaa."
"Well atleast I'm not the one who abandons his partner while facing the DUDLEY BOYS!"
"Yeah . . . sorry. Anyways, the reason I'm here for, What ever happened to my Intercontinental Championship man? You said you'd give me a worthy opponent on RAW. But on last weeks RAW you weren't there! So where's my worthy opponent?" Christian demanded. Which is something he doesn't always do.
"Yes Christian, I've been thinking about that. What I came up with is like – a tournament! There is going to be 8 superstars from the Int. Ranking list facing off each other and there will be 2 matches each week. After the 4 wrestlers, out of the 8, will be chosen via their wins; they will fight in a 4-man-Battle Royal and the winner of THAT match will face you in UNLEASHED! Okay?"
"Uh . . . right. But I'm having my match at UNLEASHED right?"
"Yes, you are. Now please let me be! I have important papers to fill," 'Like my Health Insurance' The G.M thought.
"Oh like your Health Insurance?"
"Get . . . GET OUT OF HERE!"
Ringside
King: huh, that was weird J.R
J.R: Well, the tournament for the Intercontinental Championship has just been announced live. But the actual representatives of the tournament were already chosen. (The screen shifted from the two commentators to a silver backing screen. Much like the old KOTR pages. Only this is written 'RAW presents: Road 2 Intercontinental')
The Quarterfinal competitors are:
Jeff Hardy vs. the Hurricane
Booker T vs. A-train from SMACKDOWN
Big Poppa Pump vs. Goldust
And Test vs. Lance Storm.
King: And the first match is already on its way! Jeff versus The Hurricane! Next!
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Hardy Boys theme song with new clips of Jeff & Trish
"The Following contest is scheduled for one fall, it is the Quarter Final round of the 'Road 2 Intercontinental'. Making his way to the ring in accompanied by WWE Diva Trish Stratus— JEFF HARDY!" You could hear the lady known as the ring announcer introduce as the couple came down the ramp and into the ring, not wasting any moment. Jeff did a photographic pose for the audience and smacked Trish on the lips. Jeff had his usual blondy-hair-style but the addition tonight was that two dark-blue stripes were colored down on the sides of his back-brushed head. Trish, on the other hand, didn't poke with her hair much. She did her do the normal way but she wore a black-leather mini skirt with the left side cut to reveal her upper-thigh. On her top she wore a flannel vest and a black tank top which made lose ends on the mid-section due to her chest.
King: Hey I wonder what Jeff's re-actions gonna be when sees his brother back on RAW?
J.R: Well they were the Hardy Boys once King, but I don't think that's gonna happen again. I mean, sure Matt and Lita paired up onstage but I think Jeff Hardy has his mind fully settled for the Intercontinental Title.
King: Well at least we're gonna see them in the same BUILDING for a change.
STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through!
"And the opponent, from (I don't know his hometown), weighing in a (I don't know his weight) pounds, the HURRICANE!" She announced again as the Superest Superhero of all ran towards the ring in tornado speed! Helms, the alter ego of Hurricane, did his normal pose on the top turnbuckle. His monogram that marks on every villain he ever tangles with. And the main goal for him now, was to defeat the corrupted Intercontinental Champion –Christian. But in order to get to the main boss you have to fight your way through the normal mini-bosses (PS2 language), and that mini-boss tonight was in the shape and state of Jeff Hardy!
As the doer of justice pulled off his cape, he stared at his equal-opponent. The devilish assistant – Trish Lady climbed down from the battling ring, Hurricane had to keep his eyes sharp on both of the opponents. The lights soon cleared as the match rang to a start.
Jeff wouldn't, couldn't, wait any second longer. He ran towards Hurricane only to duck out from a double-handed clothesline and spring to the ropes behind the masked enemy. Ofcourse, the Hardy boy didn't stop, he kept on running and passed the superhero as he went back to the original place. Jeff again used the ropes to gain speed as he, for the third time, dashed at Hurricane. Helms attacked with a cross-body on the air, knocking the Hardy Boy flat on the apron. Jeff's shoulder were on the ground so the ref. Counted ~1~2 but a kick-out. Hurricane set the younger Hardy of a normal Pedigree-type-of-move, Jeff easily countered and shoved the Superhero over his head, but flipping to his feat, the Hurricane landed on his leg and quickly turned with a vicious clothesline only to receive the same move by Jeff Hardy. It was a double-clothesline that knocked the two light-weighters to the ground. Helms and Jeff shared many common-fighting styles, they were both great athletes in the field of aerial-combat, which made them unavoidable. Trish, Jeff's girlfriend, was on the left-most side of the ring from the ramp. She tapped on the apron and kept on screaming for Jeff to get up. The two fighters did, it took them about 7 seconds to recover from the double-hit move. Jeff went in and tried for a side-dropkick but was countered by the enemy and led him to the ground once more. Hurricane on his side went to the ropes 5 meters behind him and ran towards Jeff to land a spinning-back smash which RVD normally uses. It connected, smashing the Hardy Boy's face against the apron. Helms went to Jeff's feet and crisscrossed his leg within his, submitting a leg-lock. Jeff was near the ropes so he quickly grabbed the middle one, forcing Hurricane to let go. Jeff kicked the superhero in the face, knocking him backwards and then hit it again with his boots, crashing Helm's neck on the lower turn buckle. But the hero recovered and dashed at a surprised Jeff to do a flip-over-your-opponent-and-land-on-the-apron-pulling-him-by-the-waist-to-pin thing. But Jeff countered it on 2 and smashed the hero's shoulders to the mat but also got a 2 count. Letting go of Helms, Jeff ran towards the ropes over on the other side of the ring, giving Hurricane the time he needed to get to his feet. Jeff ran with the speed of a thunderbolt and ducked beneath Helms as he ran to avoid Jeff's head. Again running back, Jeff quickly pulled Helms to a schoolboy to get the pin. ~1~2~3! And as easy as that, the Hardy Boy won. "Here is your winner – JeFF HARRDY!" the ring announcer clapped with the screaming fans. Trish slid into the ring and grabbed the R2I semi-finalist by the neck. She pulled Jeff to her arms as the show went on to a commercial break.
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J.R: Welcome back, everybody to WWE Raw! The first ever RAW sponsored by 'Pepsi'!
King: That's right J.R! Here, have a Pepsi!
J.R: No thanks King, I'm on a diet.
King: pop, fizz, gulp Ah. Nothing more refreshing!
J.R: What about the last match? Jeff Hardy is now the first competitor on the four-way Battle Royal match! Later tonight you'll see Booker T face it off against the 350 pound A-train from SMACKDOWN!
King: But first, I just got news that Terri has an important interview at the parking lot! Take it away Terri!
Backstage:
Terri: Alright guys, I'm now standing at the parking lot of the arena! SHAWN MICHAELS has just entered the building! Oh! Here he is now! Shawn! Shawn!
It had been 2 weeks since HBK came to the arena. After he got speared through a bulletproof –3-centimetre-thick glass, Shawn couldn't find the strength he needed to come down and wrestle. Of course, he wasn't the only one in such state. Y2J Chris Jericho was also injured in the same match. And while his buddy Kevin Nash and the Evolution member Randy Orton made it out undamaged, Triple H shifted to Smackdown, the championship therefore went to the undefeatable person known as GOLDBERG, the same person who injured Shawn's rib-area by that spear. And Shawn had a match tonight against that Champion. Not a match, as in he didn't have to wrestle, he was the Special Guest Referee for Goldberg's match against the CO General Manager Steve Austin. Of course, the war between the two General Managers of RAW was something Shawn didn't want to think about right now. He shut closed the door of his car when the voice of the interviewer –Terri, sounded in his ears. "Shawn! Do you have a minute?" She said, it seemed as if the reporter practically ran to catch him. "Hey!" Shawn said, smiling, "Sure, whatsup?"
Terri: The people wants to know about your re-action on the match against Stone Cold and Goldberg? What are your thoughts? Who's side will you take?
HBK: Now, wait there for a sec. let me clear this out a bit; I'm scheduled to be the guest referee tonight! I'm not taking sides here! And about the people, I –
A voice, a very familiar voice called out from behind the camera, cutting Shawn's line at that point. The stranger said: "The People? You wanna say to the ROCK that the PEOPLE gives a DAMN about GOLDBERG and AUSTIN'S stupid match when the ROCK arrives?" these words were spoken by the Great One, as The Rock finally returned to a WWE Camera – Live! Hearing the millions and millions of the Rock's fans cheering from all sides!
"You wanna tell the GREAT ONE that the People wants to see BILL GOLDBERG, the WORLD Heavyweight Champion, goes one-on-one against the Texas Rattlesnake MORE than seeing him up against THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN ALLL OF ENTERTAINMENT?!"
Terri: ROCK!
King: OH MY!
J.R: The People's Champion is BACK!
HBK: Hey Rock!
Rock: No, no, no, no! You first answer the ROCK'S question Shawn Michaels: Does the People want to see Goldberg facing off against 'StoneColdSteveAustin' . . . or do they want to see Goldberg going one-on-one with the Rock in a Back Lash rematch?
HBK: Well I guess they'll want to see you against—
Rock: OR Dotheywanttosee Madonna Kissing Brittney? JUSTIN yelling 'dancee with me girrrll ohmydarlin clamentineeee' (He said it with a voice-changing tune that J.T does)? OR do they want to see an OLD FASHIONED PIRATE MOVIE Arrrr! HOLLYWOOD'S GOT NAILED BY THE GREAT ONE Michaels! And . . . it was about time that the Rock returned to the ring . . . FINALLY returned to the ring. Good luck tonight.
The sound of screaming fans EVERYWHERE could be heard throughout the arena and way down to the parking lot where the two icons of the industry were standing. Every person at home, watching the show on Live TV, every fan in front of their computers, reading this story, were screaming in excitement! The Rock started to leave the other way when he stopped . . . and said:
"Oh yeah . . . one more thing Shawn Michaels: IFF YA ESMEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLALLALALALLALAAIO! WHAT THE ROCK!" The crowd cheered the old 'Is cooking!' as the great one waited a merely 10-seconds before saying: "Is Cooking!" As his right eyebrow cocked up from under his black-sunglasses.
Ringside:
King: OH MY GOD J.R! THE ROCK IS BACK! I CAN'T BELIEVE THE GREAT ONE HAS FINALLY RETURNED!
J.R: He indeed has King! Folks, the Rock have been out since last February's BACKLASH! And AFTER 6-WHOLE Months he returned!
King: I can't believe it! DID you know about this before J.R? Because if you did then I'm going to kill you!
J.R: NO KING! I didn't! But I guess the rumors on the Internet were true! The Rock is back folks! And up next, is the anticipated match from last week– Kevin Nash fights against Randy Orton and I have a feeling that Rick Flair is going to announce the new member of Evolution – that is up next!
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Kevin Nash was a contender for the World Heavyweight Title on Summer Slam, during that match Triple H was the champion but he lost the title to Goldberg. It was a 6-man Elimination Chamber match with technically the elimination rules. Kevin was the 2nd person to get eliminated, but he did take out someone during his very short time in the chamber. That man, whom he knocked out, was Randy Orton, the youngest member of Evolution. Now, as a posed re-match to determine whom the superior athlete was, Kevin would be facing Orton once again in a one-on-one match. Of course, the sly and slinky Rick Flair would be on Orton's corner, making it twice much harder to defeat this new-but-powerful opponent.
Kevin could hear his music hit as the ring announcer announced his name to the audience. He slowly made to ring, doing his usual pose. Why should a superstar pose for a photo shoot before a match was beyond Kevin's thoughts, but the federation had ordered him to do so, and he didn't have much choice. Once his music came to a full halt, the ring announcer once again called upon the challenger, "And making his way to the ring, in accompanied by 'Nature Boy' Rick Flair, a member of 'EVOLUTION' –RANDY ORTON!"
King: Y'know J.R, Randy Orton can fight very well. He never gave up on any of the matches he played, he never lost his hope, heck just look at him now! People said that Randy was nothing if he didn't have Triple H's assistance, but H is in SMACKDOWN this month! And Randy is still fighting good NOW!
J.R: Well I cannot disagree with what you say King, Orton is a talented athlete and until I see him perform in the ring without H's help, I cannot justify his abilities.
With the sound of the bell ringing, the match was on its way. Flair, as every manager does, slipped out from the ring by orders of the senior referee Earl Hebner. Normally, Hebner was the one who got to refer the main event of a RAW show. But because Shawn Michaels was already chosen, Earl decided to be in this match.
Both the wrestlers started it off with the hand-in-hand move, Nash being the larger one, had to bend down a bit for Orton. Suddenly, all his pressure came to a close when Randy shoved his hand out of the way to land two right hands on Nash's midsection. Going to the ropes, Randy thought he could weaken the giant off if he made him fall to his knee in the beginning of the match, but just as Randy began to come towards a grasped-with-pain Nash, he smashed his face with the larger man's boot. Crashing to the ground.
Kevin slightly pushed against the ropes to gain speed as he landed a leg-drop on Orton's fallen body, again, crashing the younger wrestler to the ground. Randy cried in pain, Nash fell on his rib-area. That hurt a lot, Nash weighted 20x more than Randy just imagine how it might felt. The crowd's reaction was quite positive, they cheered for Nash and wanted him to punish the 'punk' more.
Seeing this as an opportunity, Kevin did the same maneuver again! Landing his big, thick thigh on Randy's chest! He cried more 'AAA!' s out. Kevin knew it was about time the kid had enough, and he wasn't much of a runner anyway, so Nash pulled Orton to his knees, setting him up for Kevin's finisher. The crowd cheered at his devilish grin, if the Undertaker was there, it would be called the 'Last Ride' but RAW had Nash. And Nash called his finisher the old fashioned 'Jack Knife Power bomb!' Picking the younger wrestler up, Nash slammed him to the apron – spine first! This was enough, he thought. Pinning ~1~2~3! He won the match, it must have been no more than 2 minutes to finish it off. Orton was a tough challenger but he was no match for the gigantic form and height that was Kevin Nash. Another thing that bothered Kevin, why didn't Rick Flair interfere? Last time a member of Evolution fought, Flair did. That needed to be investigated, because all Kevin could stare at was a staring-back Nature Boy who looked at him with vengeance. The ring announcer clapped for the winner and the referee held his hand up, but Flair's eyes were all Kevin had his gaze upon. Orton was lain powerless on the apron.
Backstage
Matt Hardy and Amy Dumas had arrived just 20 minutes ago. Although Amy was from RAW and had stayed here since the draft last year, Matt had shifted to SMACKDOWN. One whole year had passed since he came to the locker room of RAW. But that didn't hypnotize his mind, he was talking to his girlfriend about unlimited topics. It seemed if Amy was more like Matt's best friend rather than only girlfriend. He and Amy started booking one hotel room on each show. They would stay in the same room. Even on weekends they decided that they would stay in one of their houses. This week it was Amy's turn.
The young lovers stood on an empty corridor, and it didn't bother them at all. Sure they had to go to their separate locker rooms for their match tonight, but since 'Boys' and 'Girls' sections separated the locker, they hanged out here.
"—Yeah! And how could someone like Justin EVER fall for Britney Spears?" Amy said, her back was to the wall and Matt was leaning against a soda-machine no far then 1meter away from Amy. The two were drinking a chilled can of Coke, one for each of them I mean.
"Y'know, when I went to L.A for a Smackdown taping? I met Justin!" Matt informed, the current topic was the VMA from last Thursday, how it changed to Justin and Britney was beyond the two of them.
"Yeah you told me! And what's with that Snoop Dog guy?"
"Well one thing, did you see him bring his two dates in laces?"
"Yeah! I mean, how odd can you get? That is just another example of women hating."
"Hmm . . . yeah, I guess. Y'know what he says to me? Once at this house show he was a special guest. Snoop went like; "Hey Mazzle Hazzle! Houz da show coming up ya'll?' that was just plain weird!"
"Yeah? What did you say?"
"I don't know. I just put out something like 'Heyzzle Sneezle, the showzle izls getting okayzzlez zzzzzlesz' And the guy just gave me his look and said '. . . right' and went off."
That put up a smile on Amy's lips. She loved it when Matt told her about his wild adventures in SMACKDOWN. Some how, so much happened that she is still in his 1st month of debut. Sipping his canned soda, Matt almost jumped when suddenly Amy leaned closer to him. She wasn't wearing anything fancy or attractive, well she was attractive, but Amy was wearing her check-marked 'zebra' top, the one with dark-blue jeans. He held her by the arm, and pulled slightly, resting his chin on her red-hair. Matt was wearing a sleeve-less black 'smack-down!' T-shirt, the same type; which every male-wrestler usually wears. His biceps were more muscular than before, he had finally started working on them. Matt loved to hold Amy this way, it gave him a feel of comfort and caring, it was like Matt loved every small thing that she did. Jeff always used to taunt about that when Amy joined the Hardy Boys way back, but now after so much time spending together, why would Jeff's words matter? It didn't.
"Hey . . ." Amy whispered from his chest, draws away from it. She had something at her gaze, "Would you look at that?" Lita directed her head towards the half-closed door on the opposite side. "What?" Matt asked in confusion. "That," it wasn't the door, it was the action that happened inside it.
Behind the door of the empty cafeteria, Jeff Hardy was tongue wrestling with the Diva – Trish Stratus. They were lying on a round wooden table, kissing, touching, and doing various adult-like activities.
"Oh . . . my God!" Amy couldn't believe it. She knew that Jeff and Trish had a thing for each other but at the arena?
"That's Jeffy for ya, one time you see him all interested in his hair and not caring about women, the next thing you know you see him . . . doing a diva." The older brother spat out but at the same time keeping his voice low so that it wouldn't disturb them.
"Oh c'mon. You remember Trish being his girlfriend right?" Lita protested.
"Um hmm . . . my lil' bro. Can you imagine him being all grown up?" Matt watched with awe, JEFF was having sex? It seemed just 2 days ago his little brother was having problems in the playground. The big bullies mocking at his skinny self, Matt had saved Jeff several times that way.
"Well . . ." The woman in his arms turned to face Matt, "I know for one thing his older-bother is all grown up," Pulling the elder-Hardy to a kiss, Amy smacked lightly. They were live on TV at that moment, and she didn't want her social-sex-life with her boyfriend being shown on national television.
Letting go, Matt requested, "Shouldn't we be getting ready for our match?"
"Why what's the matter Hardy Boy? Don't want hotttness in your schedule?" She purred against the lips, 'Hey flirting was legal' she thought,
" 'Hotness' Comes after the camera goes off Hardy's Girll," Matt trembled back on her lips as he brushed his mouth down upon hers, licking her soft red-lips. Their kiss lasted no more than 30 seconds, the muscular body that grasped her felt like home. This was where Amy belonged, in Matt's arms, and she knew that. "At hardies?" She laughed out, this wasn't meant for advertising reasons, of course it didn't mean advertising reasons. Amy just wanted to joke out when ever it was possible. Though she didn't have a sense of humor like Matt, she loved to act like a 6-year-old, in the fact that she was on her mid-twenties.
"Ah . . . no at McDonalds!" Hardy laughed back.
"Oh c'mon Matt! This is RAW you can get raw anytime you want!" She protested, she still didn't want to do this infront of the camera, but . . . toying was fun.
"I'm GONNA get raw! I'm gonna raw-the-hell-out of that asshole Valbowski!" 'Alright, that sounded un-Matt like'.
"Hey, hey! I thought we talked about this!" Lita said, letting go of the grip on his neck.
"Well yeah we did but –"
"No buts! We stick to the plan! Do what the manager says!"
Matt sighed; Amy loved it when he sighed. It gave him the 'cutey' look. "Alright," He agreed,
"Good."
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Can you dig it? Suckah!
"Round 2 of the 'Road 2 Intercontinental' Quarter Finals tournament. Introducing first, from Miami (right?) Florida, weighing in a 227 pounds –BOOKERR T!"
And so he was, the Book stood with his eyes wide opened at the 5-fingers in his hand. 5 meaning the 5 time WCW Champion. But that was a long time ago, now the 5-finger mark acted like a normal pose for the fans. The glazing fire behind him was also part of this act. As Booker walked inside the ring and up the turnbuckle to pose a second time, he heard the introduction of his opponent. "AND the opponent, as a special guest from SMACKDOWN, weighing in a massive 350 pounds – the A-TRAIN!" Book's music got cut short by the sound of steam blowing from a pipe. The same sound you would hear in a locomotive, and emerging for the depths of the smoke, was the most hairy man you will ever see in the WWE. This man was known as the A-Train! He snapped his neck along the way, it was something A-train did, with a height of 6'5. A-Train stood to be an equal to the Undertaker. In fact, Albert's last match was against he Dead man. He has lost in that one, however, A-Train stood with his promise to gain the Intercontinental Championship and somehow return to SMACKDOWN with it. if he lost, however, his boss Mr. McMahon wouldn't give him the filthy pay-check. The check was worth of 10,000 U.S Dollars and he just had to win that money.
Once inside the ring, A-Train didn't even wait for the bell to ring! He started to dash at Booker T, his result gave him an ankle-in-his-face. The move Booker T was so famous about. The bell rang at this point, officially starting the Quarterfinals match. The Book yanked the fat, 350 pound A-Train off the mat, pulling him to a standing position and Irish-whipped Train. Only not the regular whips, instead of letting go of the enemy's hand, Booker held on to it and once Train ran towards the direction he was pushed against, Booker pulled. Slamming a clothesline on the A-Train's hairy chest, slamming his against the apron very hardly.
Book again picked the bald opponent up, but his hands were shoved as the A-Train countered. Quickly seeing his position, Booker T tried to kick Train to the midsection only to result his leg being caught in the air! Pushing the Book's leg rightwards, forcing the black-man to a 180 degrees spin, Train attempted a clothesline of his own but Booker ducked out but still got hit in his back-skull with a severe punch from A-Train! A normal bump on that location hurts us a lot and being punched against it with an opponent twice your size hurts like hell! Keeping this in mind, Albert covered for a pin, hook to the leg, ~1 but T kicks out. Booker T is a great wrestler and a hard one. Keeping him down wasn't any easy task, even though Booker was now in the Intercontinental-division, he was once a contender for the WHC. He was in the first Elimination Chamber match in WWE! But that wasn't the matter now, both players at this moment were to their feet. Booker T went for the kick-to-the midsection again but Train countered and delivered a HUGE Side Ball Slam! Finally knocking him out. Train knew that Booker T was very close to the ropes, this prevented him from pinning and T wasn't worn out that much yet. So he used his knuckles to push against Book's temple! Forcing his massive fist into Booker T's head . . . you could hear Booker screaming with pain. This was an illegal move, so the referee started counting to 5 '1!2!3!4' Only then did the monster stopped.
Trying to slam the black man again, Train tried to pick his opponent off from the mat, but only got hit in his face with Booker's toe. Getting up, the Book quickly delivers a backhanded clothesline to the enemy. Forcing Train to crash on the ground. That was the third time in the match that A-Train got hit in the face.
Not wasting a moment, Booker T started stomping on the A-Train's face! The sucka needed that. After three successful stomps, Albert burst up from the mat and ran at Booker T with all his strength! But countering, Booker stepped sideways to let the bald man push against the red-ropes and suddenly hit Book on the face with a shuffle front kick. He crashed to the apron hard, now Booker knew how it felt for his enemies to get hit by his boot-to-face.
The A-Train went to pick Booker up but got shoved, Booker quickly ran to the ropes to gain speed, he didn't even wait to stand fully! Book wanted to hit Train with his ankle-kick but before he could even lift his leg, the A Train dived behind him. He punched Book three times in the kidney area and finally did a (I don't know what you call those moves!) grab-opponent-by-the-back-keep-him-in-the-air-holding-leg-upwards-and-slam-his-feet-on-the-ground which hurts really bad on the knees!
Train does an Irish-whip-to-clothesline but that didn't knock Booker from his feet, so he does the same maneuver again. Still nothing happens! For the third time in a row, Train tried to Irish whip to Clothesline Booker, but the black man slipped out of the right hand and pulled down the 350-pound monster to a school boy! ~1~2~3! The bell RANG to indicate the winner of the match! Booker T used an old technique to qualify towards the Road to Intercontinental!
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner – BOOKER T!" His music hit as the referee pulled up Booker's hand. He had slid out of the ring just after the 3-count, standing on the metal ramps. Booker laughed at the Hairy-loser who seemed mad and frustrated! "HA! HA! HA! SUCKAA!" He yelled out.
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Backstage
King: Hey wow, look at this J.R!
J.R: It's Bill Goldberg! The Champion has arrived in the arena!
He had a black gym-bag across his shoulder, his World Heavyweight Title was buttoned properly on his waist; Bill Goldberg slowly walked through the parking lot and into the yellow hallway that leads inside the building. The glare he wore on his eyes threatened to break anyone in sight. Goldberg was more than happy to face Steve Austin in a non-title match. What Austin did last week wasn't anything severe to inflict damage in his in-ring ego, but if Bill crushed the G.M's spine tonight, it would be a warning to all wrestlers in the roster that the NEW World Heavyweight Champion is someone who they should treat with respect. And that was all the match was about.
One other thing that grimed Berg's mood, was the return of the People's Champion. The Rock was the first person he took out when he first debuted in the WWE, it took Rock 6 months to return back to the ring! If Rock remained there he could be a big threat to the WHT (World Heavyweight Title). And Goldberg wouldn't give his title to anyone! At first he thought that the person who defeats him surely would earned the title, but now Bill himself wants to keep it. Weather it's the Brahma Bull, the Texas Rattlesnake, the Game, the Hulkamaniac or any other freaking asshole in the roster. The WHC was his and his only.
Goldberg walked down the yellowish corridor when he met a backstage-staff, the meekly looking stranger ran to Goldberg at top speed. He said; "Excuse me Goldberg! Mr. Goldberg!"
"WHAT?!" The Champion screamed, not respecting the staff one bit. He didn't care what he had to say.
"Sir, The Rock wants to speak with you."
"Does he have an appointment?"
"I . . . I don't know sir," Slamming the kid's back against the wall, Goldberg snarled at him: "WELL MAKE SURE NEXT TIME!" and continued inwards.
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On the other side of the arena, the camera went inside Shawn Michael's locker. HBK was preparing for his referring in the ring. He slipped on a pair of referee T-shirt, with the sleeves cut when the annoying voice of Eric Bischoff tapped him on the shoulder.
"Ah . . . heh. HEY there Shawn," the G.M smiled his selfish smile,
"Hey, Eric?" HBK questioned as he turned to face him.
"I was . . . uh . . . I was wondering about the match between Austin and Goldberg? I was thinking, maybe if I gave you an extra-credit, could you . . . ah . . . y'know. Fast up the match? I mean, since you're the referee you could give Austin a boost in the winning?"
" . . . Listen, Eric. I know that you are probably scared because of Austin's 'fighting-freedom' but, I'm not the kind of person who accepts bribery."
"Heh, heh. Well, maybe you can boost-up the match anyway then? Huh?"
"Sorry. As a referee I'm there to control the cheating. Not cheat myself." With that, Shawn left Eric chewing his lip. HBK walked out of the room.
Ringside
J.R: That must've been the second flaw for bribery on our General Manager Eric Bischoff King.
King: Maybe J.R! I mean, Bischoff's used to work everything his way through paying people, but when it doesn't work he thinks about the next best thing.
J.R: Well ladies and gentlemen, the legalization of RAW and SMACKDOWN have definitely proved to be a good investment! Mr. McMahon himself shifted the GAME Triple H, to Smackdown! I wonder what drama might cause there King?
King: I don't know J.R! Like you said! ANYTHING can happen in the WWE!
J.R: and so it has! Anyway, folks, standing by via Internet are Tazz and Michael Cole. Our colleagues from Smackdown!
~ Silver Screen ~
Cole: Thanks J.R, well good evening everybody on RAW! As you very well know that Triple H has shifted to Smackdown. Since his arrival, Mr. McMahon is . . . I don't know . . . someway fearing that he brought the Game here!
Tazz: That's right guys, even though our General Manager Stephanie McMahon cancelled last week's main even; Mr. McMahon was shocked when Triple H and Stephanie started yelling at him together, here's what happened:
clips from SMACKDOWN week 1
~ Silver Screen ~
J.R: Thank you Tazz and Michael, and since Triple H shifted there for the month, there are rumors about Evolution announcing their newest member TONIGHT what do you think about that?
Cole: I think that Evolution is a team which cannot fight without its leader. They . . . they need someone.
Tazz: Don't ask me man! Heh, heh, I started BELIEVING in rumors from last week!
King: Ha! Ha! Same here Tazz!
Tazz: Heh, heh.
J.R: Well Michael, what do you think about Matt Hardy? He's here tonight to team up with Lita again, his match is up next.
Cole: I think that Matt Hardy is a great athlete! He was the first person to truly defeat the WWE Champion Brock Lesner last week.
King: Well thanks Michael and Tazz! Folks up next are Matt Hardy and Lita teaming up once again to fight with the Big Valbowski and his chosen partner!
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(Typing on a search screen) matthardy and lita (clicks search as the loading begins.)
MATTITUDE (Appears on screen, then the word is smashed with the old red 'Xtream sign')
XTREAM MATTITUDE! (The screen restores as other browsers are seen. One of them has Lita's picture, one of them shows the current RAW camera view and the other one is rolling with a new Matt&Lita clip. Matt's music was also changed, it was now Edge's theme song 'Never gonna stop me')
"Making their way to the ring, in a combined weight of 347 pounds, Matt Hardy and Lita!" The ring announcer's voice could be heard over the mic as both Matt and Amy emerged from the small black curtains.
The two were doing the very old Matt and Lita entrance once again! The same moves they used when they were the Hardy Boys, except now instead of the two-finger-sign, they did the 'version 1' sign. They slid inside the ring as Matt went to the nearest turnbuckle to pose his double-handed move. Amy slowly went up the furthest in the same corner and did hers. 'Never gonna stop me! never gonna stop!' could be heard as Matt went beneath Amy to wait for her, she smiled at both the audience and herself as she literally fell backwards from the turnbuckle and into the holding arms of Matt. 'Scream if you want it! Cause I want it all!'
She smiled at Matt as he carried her on the air, smiling back.
Then, when Valbowski's music was supposed to hit, only his face emerged in the silver-screen! Grinning his stupid grin. The Val said,
"Oh Matty! Hey Matty! You wanted to fight the Big Valbowski tonight right? Well guess what? I AIN'T FIGHTING! Yeah! I'm not going to fight with you oh no! heck I'm not even IN the arena! This is just a stupid tape I made earlier! Have fun!"
King: WHAT?!
J.R: That's not fair! Matt Hardy came all the way from Smackdown tonight and his opponent runs away!
King: Damn it! You could feel Matt's frustration in the ring! His totally nuts!
J.R: Y'know what that means King?
King: No what?
J.R: that means the main event is next!
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Stone Cold's glass breaking music hits as he walked out towards the ring, to the screaming fans
"Making his way to the ring, from Houston Texas, weighing in a 280 pound – STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!"
King: Ha! The Rattlesnake is here!
J.R: Welcome back everybody to Raw, you are just in time for the main event tonight!
"And the World Heavyweight Champion, GOLDBERG!"
The spray of fire spread out as Goldberg finally walks out to the ring. His music, sounding a horrifying sound, this was the sound of danger coming towards you.
The Champ didn't bother to pose or even stare at the fans, he climbed in and looked deep in Austin's eyes. They were talking shit but that couldn't be heard by the people.
Evolution's music hits
J.R: What do they want?
King: Maybe the announcement?
But instead of coming from the front side, Randy Orton jumped in the ring and hit Austin in the back with a steel-chair!
The bell rang to start the match quickly, but it soon rang in the next second again as the G.M got hit multiple times by that chair. A snarl from Goldberg resulted Shawn to get speared again! And at the same location! Shawn crashed into the turnbuckle, then, the champion stared down at the bloodied down Austin who was laying in pain, screaming each time Orton hit him madly with the chair!
"YOU WANT MORE?!" Berg could be heard screaming. Rick Flair then slid in with a mike! He informed:
"I am proud to announce the NEW member of Evolution –BILL GOLDBERGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
King: WHAT?!
J.R: NO WAY! This isnt happening! . . . Wait look King! Here comes the Rock! The Bruma Bull is here!
King: Look at Orton and Flair! They left the ring!
J.R: ROCK just helped out his old enemy Austin! I cant believe my eyes! For the third time this week, our main event has gone to a waste!
King: Look at Goldberg! He's laughing at all three of them!
J.R: I bet Bischoff has something to do with this!
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A/N: Hey again guys! Listen, see what happens? By trying to keep it original, I always blow the mainevent away! Well, its because of timing really. Its again 3:18 AM here! I think I need a CO-Writer would it be okay with you? Thanks for understanding! Cyaz next update on Wednesday/Thursday (ITS SMACKDOWN)