Author's Notes : Special Thx goes to Onilink51.
Disclaimer: I don't own evangelion but I still would like to
*Infirmary*
Ritsuko: How did this happen Shinji? Your left nut AHUM testicle is twisted to the right 5 times and your other one is bruised badly!
Shinji: (Still in squeaky voice) I'd rather not talk about it (to self) OMG! Asuka almost made me a girl . Must get veangence! *Starts laughing out loud evily*
Ristuko: .. Ok ... @-@ *Slowly creeps away ..*
Shinji: (Stops laughing) huh? Where did the doctor go? Oh well
(Next Day)
Toji: Dude .. Why do you have a cast ... on your nuts -_-
Shinji: Shut up. I don't wanna talk about it.
Kenuske: AHAHAHA ... You got kicked by satan's daughter right?
Shinji: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP AIDA! SHE IS GONNA PAY I SWEAR!
Kenuske + Toji: @-@ *Takes step back* Alright! Operation Devil Termination has begun!
*Later*
Shinji: Hey asuka what are you doing after school?
Asuka: Its none of your business but I am going to the mall with hikari.
*Shinji walks away* Shinji: (Through walky talky) Kenusuke, get ready with the honey shooter after school next to the mall.
Kenusuke: Got it Shin-man!
Shinji: Kenusuke
Kenusuke: Yea?
Shinji: Don't call me that .... ever again
Kenusuke: Uhhhh ... you got it
Toji: *Interupts them* Hey what do I do!
Shinji: Keep Hikari busy
Toji: Really? Cool! Yo shinji can you hook me up with contacts that see through clothes?
Kenusuke + Shinji: Now that's just sick @-@
*At mall entrance*
Asuka: Hey Hikari! The baka-boy tried to follow me to the mall so becareful!
Hikari: Who? Shinji? Hes not that type of person ..
Asuka: (To self) Yeah right (Out Loud) Yeah sureeeee
Suddenly a glob of honey comes from the bushes.
Asuka: AHHHH!
And then a lodge of honey bullets shoots out. *Whoosh!* All of them miss except for one . which hit asukas dress. *Asuka falls on ground dramatically*
Asuka: (Raspy Voice) Hikari ... I have been hit! Go on without ... me ...
Hikari: You serious .. its just honey! Get up you big baby!
Asuka: Oh yeah -_-;;
Hikari: Ok les go
Asuka: Okay, know what? I don't like honey anymore @-@
Hikari Mutters. Hikari: Yeah whatever. Sometimes your just too immature
Asuka: I heard that!
Hikari: @-@
*Next Day*
Shinji On Cell Phone: Hey yo BM can you help me. Well see, there is this girl that keeps harrasing me. Can you plz come and slice her up ... Really? Cool Thanks!
A Blademaster from Warcraft III comes in with a huge sword.
Asuka: Hes green! AHHHH
BladeMaster: Wasabi! *Starts trying to slice asuka but the only thing he does is cut shirt in half showing her whole chest*
Asuka: (Enraged) .... GRR YOU SHALL PAY *Kicks BM in groin*
BM: (Squeaky Voice) Ow .... *Rolls away
Shinji: What a baby .. Until next time Asuka!
Authors Note: Blademaster is from Warcraft III. He is green with a red pants. His chest is bare and one of his quotes is "WASABI"
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Omake:
Suddenly a glob of honey comes from the bushes.
Asuka: AHHHH!
And then a lodge of honey bullets shoots out. *Whoosh!* All of them miss except for one ... which hit asuka's favorite dress. *Asuka falls on ground dramatically*
Asuka: (Raspy Voice) Hikari . I have been hit! Go on withou ... me ...
Hikari: You serious . its just honey! Get up you big baby!
*Asuka gets up* Asuka: Yeah .. But its my favorite dress. And look the honey made it all sticky, and the yellow designs are ruined and ...
Hikari: OK, WTF! Forget dis. I hate the mall -_-;;
*Infirmary*
Ritsuko: How did this happen Shinji? Your left nut AHUM testicle is twisted to the right 5 times and your other one is bruised badly!
Shinji: (Still in squeaky voice) I'd rather not talk about it (to self) OMG! Asuka almost made me a girl . Must get veangence! *Starts laughing out loud evily*
Ristuko: .. Ok ... @-@ *Slowly creeps away ..*
Shinji: (Stops laughing) huh? Where did the doctor go? Oh well
(Next Day)
Toji: Dude .. Why do you have a cast ... on your nuts -_-
Shinji: Shut up. I don't wanna talk about it.
Kenuske: AHAHAHA ... You got kicked by satan's daughter right?
Shinji: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP AIDA! SHE IS GONNA PAY I SWEAR!
Kenuske + Toji: @-@ *Takes step back* Alright! Operation Devil Termination has begun!
*Later*
Shinji: Hey asuka what are you doing after school?
Asuka: Its none of your business but I am going to the mall with hikari.
*Shinji walks away* Shinji: (Through walky talky) Kenusuke, get ready with the honey shooter after school next to the mall.
Kenusuke: Got it Shin-man!
Shinji: Kenusuke
Kenusuke: Yea?
Shinji: Don't call me that .... ever again
Kenusuke: Uhhhh ... you got it
Toji: *Interupts them* Hey what do I do!
Shinji: Keep Hikari busy
Toji: Really? Cool! Yo shinji can you hook me up with contacts that see through clothes?
Kenusuke + Shinji: Now that's just sick @-@
*At mall entrance*
Asuka: Hey Hikari! The baka-boy tried to follow me to the mall so becareful!
Hikari: Who? Shinji? Hes not that type of person ..
Asuka: (To self) Yeah right (Out Loud) Yeah sureeeee
Suddenly a glob of honey comes from the bushes.
Asuka: AHHHH!
And then a lodge of honey bullets shoots out. *Whoosh!* All of them miss except for one . which hit asukas dress. *Asuka falls on ground dramatically*
Asuka: (Raspy Voice) Hikari ... I have been hit! Go on without ... me ...
Hikari: You serious .. its just honey! Get up you big baby!
Asuka: Oh yeah -_-;;
Hikari: Ok les go
Asuka: Okay, know what? I don't like honey anymore @-@
Hikari Mutters. Hikari: Yeah whatever. Sometimes your just too immature
Asuka: I heard that!
Hikari: @-@
*Next Day*
Shinji On Cell Phone: Hey yo BM can you help me. Well see, there is this girl that keeps harrasing me. Can you plz come and slice her up ... Really? Cool Thanks!
A Blademaster from Warcraft III comes in with a huge sword.
Asuka: Hes green! AHHHH
BladeMaster: Wasabi! *Starts trying to slice asuka but the only thing he does is cut shirt in half showing her whole chest*
Asuka: (Enraged) .... GRR YOU SHALL PAY *Kicks BM in groin*
BM: (Squeaky Voice) Ow .... *Rolls away
Shinji: What a baby .. Until next time Asuka!
Authors Note: Blademaster is from Warcraft III. He is green with a red pants. His chest is bare and one of his quotes is "WASABI"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Omake:
Suddenly a glob of honey comes from the bushes.
Asuka: AHHHH!
And then a lodge of honey bullets shoots out. *Whoosh!* All of them miss except for one ... which hit asuka's favorite dress. *Asuka falls on ground dramatically*
Asuka: (Raspy Voice) Hikari . I have been hit! Go on withou ... me ...
Hikari: You serious . its just honey! Get up you big baby!
*Asuka gets up* Asuka: Yeah .. But its my favorite dress. And look the honey made it all sticky, and the yellow designs are ruined and ...
Hikari: OK, WTF! Forget dis. I hate the mall -_-;;