A/N: Hey all, well its finally here then! 'WWE the month after Summer Slam / WWE Unleashed' is back on track! A very good friend of mine – Xardion has agreed to co-write the story with me! BUT he wasn't able to update tonight so for the final time in Raw chapters, I will be your Vince McMahon/Eric Bischoff k? k. Also, here are some of the 'answers' to the reviews I got! Thanks for reviewing guys!
Dana 1: Hey, well it looks like your still pumped up about that arentcha? Well, to be honest; yes I don't know much about ol Ricky Flair BUT there is absolutely NO NAME that spells 'Ric'! If his name is really 'Ric' then that means it's shortened for 'Richard' and 'Richard' equals and shortens to 'Rick/Ricky and Dick' check a the Millenium edition of Oxford Student's Dictionary if you don't wanna take my word it! And about Eddie? He's a Mexican and just because he was born in Texas DOESN'T make him an AMERICAN! Shhesh! Whats your problem? If a person changes his or her nationality if he or she is born in a certain region then I guess when people starts living in Mars the babies born there will be Martians? And hey, if you hate my story SO much because its script-oriented why the HELL are you even reading it? Not that I mind you reading it, but you're cursing the decent people who are reviewing! Mollie, in my opinion, is a reader and she said that your story sucks so you go about and whine about it? Did you hear me ever call you with a bad name?!!! NO! alrite? You're saying awful craps about my story but I aint cursin'! if u do that one more time I'm gonna start it so watch your damn back!
Straightens his collar ahem okay,
Maeglin: Thank you very much for the Triple H info, I wasn't sure abt him coz wenever the announcers says 'Greenwich' it sounds to me like 'British' lol. I got out the weight info from the 'SHUT YOUR MOUTH' game in ps2.
Now on with tonight's show! (if Conan O' Brian was here he'd say something like 'we have a very good show tonight folks . . . excellent show' but I aint him!)
Third week of WWE RAW:
Held in: Columbia, South Carolina
Raw kicked off with the blazing fires as they created pyros throughout the arena! The loud noise that was heard was a mix of the two thousand five hundred fans screaming and the ear-blowing explosions from the fireworks that made their way crashing onto the Titan Tron!
J.R: THERE ARE TWENTYFIVE HUNDRED FANS HERE TONIGH, WELCOME TO WWE RAW! LIVE from Columbia South Carolina! I am Jim Ross your hosts along side Jerry 'The King' Lawer! And have we got news for you!
King: Ohh yeah! Just HEAR that chant J.R! I believe most of the fans here tonight are aiming for the Rock's returning match!
J.R: And what a match that is! The Great one will team up with HBK Shawn Michaels in a tornado-rules Tables match against Evolution!
King: I still cant set this straight J.R! I mean . . . how can GOLDBERG betray us like that? How can he join his most hated enemy's team? How can he be so egotistical after winning the Heavyweight title? Sigh and I thought he would make a great champion!
J.R: What King is saying folks, is about Bill Goldberg switching sides last week against his so called 'match' with our General Manager Steve Austin! Y'know King, I think that Goldberg has turned to Evolution for their help! Damn it, I think Goldberg knows that the Rock can and will defeat him and take that Heavyweight belt!
King: Personally I want Rock to win the belt!
Backstage:
J.R: Well speaking about the Champion; there he is. Entering through the front lobby.
King: Oooh . . . he doesn't look like some one to be messed with J.R!
Bill Goldberg, the man who was the champion of the world! The only man who has proven to be undefeatable in the WWE! Every one thought Bill lost when Triple H smashed the sledgehammer against his skull at Summer Slam. But he didn't, the hammer connected to his brains yes, but the spear was still delivered. He slammed H against his shoulder and took him down, both men were then unconscious and Bill was laid atop of Triple H, forcing referee Earl Hebner to count the 3 seconds of glory. Goldberg had emerged from the Elimination Chamber as the New World Heavyweight Champion but he had an injured head. Ever since, Triple H shifted to Smackdown for one month and he signed a contract with Evolution. Of course, the contract-signing had required a special agreement from the former Champion Triple H. Why did Hunter –Paul Levesque- Helmsley agree is still a question unanswered.
The Rock's returning had caused Goldberg a great amount of frustration, he had defeated the 'People's Champion' before and without Evolution's support. But this time around it seemed . . . uncountable. When Bill defeated Rock at Backclash earlier this year, The Rock had a silly oath that he would lose for the people because they booed on him. This time, the people were back at the Rock's side!
Bill's teeth were clenched tight due to this reason. He would never give up his title to that wee movie star! But another thought that kept him awake at nights that week – he in some ways wanted to face the Rock, he wanted to destroy The Rock! He wanted to end Rock's career as a WWE superstar, which meant – he wanted the Rock in a title vs. career match at Unleashed!
Walking through the short corridors, Bill could hear himself breath like a furious animal, he had the belt attached to his right shoulder and a gym-bag on his left hand. Bill dropped his bag at the sight of Rick Flair (HA! I said it again! RICK FLAIUR!Watcha gonna do Dana 1? Watcha gonna do when the Navster is gonna run WILD on you!! . . . joke don't mind it. had to say mumble it!).
When Goldberg signed the Evolution contract it normally made Ric Flair his new manager and Goldberg didn't like managers!
"Bill thank god you came I have some terribl—"
"WHERE IS BISCHOFF?!" Goldberg grabbed Flair by the collar and literally spat on the Nature Boy's face.
"Calm . . . chalm . . .calm down!"
"WHERE IS THAT DAMN ASSHOLE?"
"WOULD YOU JUST LISTEN?!"
"WHAT?!!!"
" . . . Let go of my shirt first."
Bill did so.
"Thank you. Now listen, if you don't control that temper of yours Evolution will not support you Bill!"
"WHADDYOUMEAN—"
"CALM DOWN!"
" . . ."
"Damn it I know you're mad at the Rock but that doesn't mean you bully me around! If you want to unleash your anger then do it the ring tonight! You have a match against The Rock and Shawn Michaels in a tornado-tag table match alright? Randy's gonna be your partner and I want you to –"
"—Y'know what Flair? I don't give a SHIT with what YOU WANT!" The Champion jerked Flair away and continued inwards once again.
Ringside
King: Wow. And I thought 'shit' came for free when Flair talks! Ha, ha!
J.R: Well ladies and gentlemen tonight you are going to see the first ever Parking Lot Brawl between Matt Hardy from Smackdown and The Big Valbowski! These two wants to put an end to their feud right HERE tonight King!
King: And later up, puppies galore when Trish fights in a Handicap match against Gail Kim and The WWE Woman's Champion –Molly Holly! Ha, ha! This is great J.R! I mean a Parking Lot Brawl, a woman's handicap match – a TABLES match! This is a week for Raw to be highlighted with a 'special' sign on the titan-tron!
J.R: Well what about what's coming up next King? The Road 2 Intercontinental Quarterfinals! Last week, the qualifying winners were Jeff Hardy and Booker T! They will undoubtedly face the qualifying two tonight and then NEXT week who knows who is going to be in the finals to face Christian?
King: Well I cant tell you that J.R but –
"Hold it, hold it, HOLD IT!"
King: Hey there's Christian right there!
"Yes King, it is me! Your Intercontinental Champion CHRRRISSSTIAN!" This was heard from the giant TV screen that was settled in the same location where the iron-fist of Smackdown was in the Smackdown arenas. The face of the Intercontinental Champion could be seen to the thousands of fans of South Carolina as Christian continued his sudden interference.
"Okay now, instead of boring you peeps with stupid 'catch-phrases' like your co-general manger Austin does. I'm gonna get to the point straight! See, the Road-to-Intercontinental thing got off a bit bumpy if you ask me! I mean, facing only one opponent? What's up with that? I want a more, tougher challenge! So I have here with me – the GREATEST General Manager ever – Eric Bischoff!" The crowd started to boo because all they could see was Christian's smiling face.
" . . . I said! I have here with me –the greatest general manager EVER!!" Still a no-response came.
"Eric?" A response did arrive, but not backstage, it was in the ring where Stone Cold Steve Austin's glass-shattering noise fulfilled the arena!
King: WHOA!
The Texas Rattlesnake's music did hit, but his physical self wasn't coming out. This was another type of plan that the Raw co-General Manager had in mind.
Backstage, Christian had a confused look in his face. The Intercontinental champ said, "Wha . . . wha? Austin?"
"What?" Someone slowly spoke from just behind Christian as Austin's music faded onstage, it is very interesting that a simple question such as 'what?' could draw fear or suspicion among some of the strong 'wrestlers' in the Raw roster. The 'catch-phrase' would work both as a question and an entire statement for Stone Cold Steve Austin, who was standing next to Christian most of the time.
"STEVE! You ah . . . you . . . I . . . I was talking about Eric! Why . . . what . . . why . . . h . . . how are you doing?"
"Y'know Christian, I'm sorry to say that my Co-GM Eric Bischoff was unable to arrive at the arena on time. I however, arrived and that gives me full charge until he arrives am I right?"
Of course, the sudden 'decent-accent' of Steve Austin did frighten the Intercontinental Champ as his left eyebrow jumped on his forehead. "Ah . . . I guess . . . BUT! But, you still have to sign me up to a greater challenge! I am the Intercontinental Champion for cryin out loud! I need a decent, and respectful match at Unleashed . . . slash Unforgiven."
"Unleashed," Austin's controlled voice informed.
"Unleashed!" Christian's fast voice confirmed.
"Okay bug guy –ah I mean – Big guy. So YOU want a better and more challenging match?"
"Hell YEAH!"
"Alrighty then . . . how's about I cancel the Road2Intercontinental and give you a match with the remaining winners?"
"What . . .as in a . . . triple threat title match?"
"Nah I was thinking more of a . . . Fatal-4-way Ladder match!"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
"Wha . . . wait a second! I . . . how can I fight in a ladder match?!"
"Well you've done it before haven'tcha? Remember the TLC days? Edge and Christian? That's why you little snot-nosed punk! There was a schedule set for two Road2Intercontinental Quarterfinals but instead, its gonna be ONE match with Test versus Scott Steiner! Who ever wins will face you, Jeff and Booker at Unleashed for the Intercontinental title! That sure sounds okay to me right?"
"Ah . . . ha . . . YEAH! I . . . I guess that's what I wanted . . ."
"Well GOOD! Here have a beer boy!" Austin handed Christian a can and held another one up for himself. The can-trick was original and no right-minded person would trust Austin and actually drink the beer with the redneck! And Christian wasn't stupid! He refused.
"OH NO! NAAHAAH! I aint falling for that trick Austin! Everybody knows that you're gonna stunner me after I swallow the first half of the beer! I aint stupid! I'm not gonna drink!"
"Well . . . Christian . . . you broke my hurt! You really think I'd do that to you?"
"YEAH YOU WOULD!"
"But you haven't physically provoked me yet!"
"Yeah and you know what? I NEVER WILL!"
"What are you chicken?"
"What does that have to do with all this? I'm gone!" The Int. Champion rushed out the door and out of the camera's view.
A grin could be seen on Austin's face as he flipped open a can and normally started drinking it.
Ringside:
King: HA, HA! Did you get the look on Christian's face? Ha! Historical!
J.R: So the R2I tournament has been shortened out by the Co-GM?
King: Yeah I guess that's what Austin meant all right!
J.R: Well I guess that converts our Test versus Lance Storm match to Test versus Scott Steiner King.
King: Yeah that's up next guys!
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Bodies have been breached, "How do learn to fall off a 20ft ladder?" "He doesn't have a damn clue where he is." Necks broken. Careers ended in an instant . . . yet this IS entertainment but the hazards are real "How is he even able to stand that's what I like to know." No matter who are. What ever you do. PLEASE don't try this at home! (A/N But I guess you can try it outside. – j/k)
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The show returned with the ring announcer introducing the following contest. The Road to Intercontinental had twisted from a Quarterfinals round to a direct Final round. And it was Goldust and Lance Storm who paid the price. Their shots were cancelled because of their ranking in the roster-list. Apparently it was Test and 'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner who were more familiar to the public and that for the fact that Test and Scott have been fighting over Stacy Keibler. It was fitting for the General Manager to pit these two against each other for the final time.
It was Test who came out first, and Stacy Keibler being along his side to be his manager. Before Summer Slam there was a match between Test and Steiner in which Test had won Stacy's contract. This meant that Test had full control over Stacy and her services. As the pair walked towards the ring, Test stopped Stacy from getting inside the ring and spoke once he alone entered and told the audience on-mic.
"STEINER! YOU are a sick BASTARD! What have you DONE with Stacy? She always cries to want to got to her BOY FRIEND?!!! You @$$HOLE YOU'RE OLDER THAN HER! Okay, fine. Whatever you did doesn't matter to me! But tonight, if I win the match – Stacy Keibler, you're gonna have to spend nights with me for ONE MONTH! IF Steiner wins then HE gets you for one month is that CLEAR?"
'NO!'
"THAT IS CLEAR!"
A large number of people booed the tall man, but that didn't matter to Test. He didn't even care what Stacy even said when he made that decision. NO one listened to her! When she cried about her 'Boyfriend' she didn't mean Scott Steiner!
But Big Poppa Pump was walking down the ramp just now! The referee indicated for the start of the match by the bells as Scott slid in the ring and grappled with the younger wrestler. Winning this match meant that one of them would get a shot at the intercontinental title AND get bed-services from the blonde diva! As if Stacy was some kind of toy they could start having sex with!
As the match begun, Big Poppa Pump delivered some quick-but-effective shots to the midsection by both hand and feet. He tried a clothesline but was countered by Test and connected with a Big boot once Scott turned around. Test picked Steiner up and proceeded with a DDT before delivering a leg drop – Undertaker style. He covered ~1!~2 but a kick out. Normally! An experienced wrestler like Big Poppa Pump doesn't actually gets defeated this easy, but the pin was rather an excuse to catch up a breath. That's what most wrestlers do, they try a cover-up to gain some time even though they know that the opponent won't 'die' this quick.
Picking him up once again, Test tried a powerbomb but found out that Scott's weight was too heavy when the Big Daddy countered and shoved Test's body over his shoulder! Crashing on the mat just near the ropes where Stacy was standing out side.
Steiner picked Test up and did a belly-to-belly suplex, slamming Test once again to the middle of the ring. Test was a strong opponent by the way, he was strong and tall and that made him a tough enemy to beat. Steiner went for his 10-pushup-pose to warm the crowd up a little before trying to raise Test one more time. But the Canadian superstar wasn't going to lose, he very much stable to get to his feet but he didn't! When Scott came towards him to hold him up for another slam, Test saw the ref being just behind Scott so he pushed the Big Daddy hard. Just so that the ref doesn't see what he was about to deliver. Crashing his knuckles against Scott Steiner's penis, Test just punch him straight against the balls and quickly DDTed so that the ref doesn't catch anything!
But Stacy saw all this clearly as Jim Ross and Jerry Lawer and all the fans did, she stood on to the edge of the apron and screamed at the referee that 'He just hit a low-blow!'
Test saw this and thought that he was going to win her anyways so he dashed towards Stacy's side of the ropes and stretched against it so that Stace would lose her balance and fall onto the pavement! Wasting no time, Test came with a legdrop and was pinning Big Poppa Pump ~1~2~3!
The bell rang. The audience booed. Test laughed and Edge ran out!
For a minute the fans thought it was impossible but Edge returned! Well . . . he didn't really return he was wearing on normal-type clothes and actually ran out for Stacy!
The fans' boos changed to yeas when Edge came towards the ring and instead of getting in or fight, he just cuddled Stacy in his arms and asked her stuff like 'are you gonna be alright?'. The female blonde jumped to her feet and grabbed Edge by the neck, she pulled in to steal a kiss before smirking towards the confused Test . . . who just stood there . . . watching in a confused glance. 'How can this happen?' He whispered off-mic.
J.R and King made some points with Edge and Stacy as the show went to a commercial break
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J.R: Welcome back to Raw folks, as you've seen just now; the Road 2 Intercontinental 'finals' ended in an unusual way! Who ever thought that EDGE would come down here just to assist Stacy?
King: Test must've been mad as hell J.R! He said that whoever won the match would get one month of 'bed-service' out of Stacy but it looks like it's Edge who ran off with the service-woman! Ha, ha!
J.R: Well during the break, Stacy Keibler had confirmed both Test AND Scott Steiner about her relationship with Edge and let me tell you, it did NOT go too well. Take a look at this:
~ Backstage-During the Break ~
"Are you sure you're alright?" Edge asked with a concerned voice as he kneeled in front of Stacy Keibler.
"Of course I'm okay! Edge! I have been in worse situations trust me!" Said she. Edge had carried Stacy all the way to a sitting-bench type place backstage. Yeah he knew that he was over re-acting a bit too much but that was just a part of the plan he and Stacy pulled out. Believe it or not, but Edge and Stacy Keibler were girlfriend and boyfriend and it was Test and Scott Steiner who had no idea that they were fighting over an already-taken girl!
"Yeah I BET!" Edge shouted, "Being the manager to an a**hole like Test . . . I mean . . . Stace what were you THINKING?" His voice was loud enough to echo throughout the hall. That is, echo until Test's voice came up from a distance.
"Hey who you calling an @$$hole?!" The Canadian superstar demanded. But suddenly the entire screen went out and all that could be seen were the gray-sparkles that appear when not in a tuned-up channel.
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Ringside
King: Hey what happened to the clip?
J.R: I . . . I don't know! Jack could you turn the clip back on please?
But still noting happened.
J.R: Jack?
The audience was confused just as the staff-members. This kind of thing never happened on a live show before. It seemed as if someone had toyed with the screen wiring. Jim Ross tried one last time.
J.R: Jack? . . . Anyone back there?
Backstage
"Oh someone IS Jay-R! Someone is back here alright!" And as if answering the question, the face of Jonathan Coachman appeared on the giant screen, and as always, he had on a giant grin. "But that person isn't Edge, Stacy Keibler, Test OR Scott Steiner!" He continued to a confused and surprised audience.
Then, as the camera zoomed back a bit, the face of Al Snow, Coachman's co-host from Sunday Night, appeared. The two troublesome duos were standing side by side near the parking-area of the arena.
Snow said, "You're right J.C! But before we answer that, lets point out to the audience just how much trouble Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler causes around here!"
"Umm hmm . . . I believe you've got a point there Snow! Folks, just look how much problem these two made! If it was us in that announcing table, WE would NEVER let someone screw up an entire segment!"
"AND that we'd never let someone bigger than us bully us around! Remember a couple of weeks ago? When Kane tried to burn Jim Ross in the V.I.P room J.C? I mean . . . just THINK about that for a second! Jim Ross's filthy body could've destroyed the carpeting!"
"Isn't that the true Snow."
"And what about that . . . fatty . . . greasy . . . chunky . . ."
"Alright Snow! I think the people understood you right there!"
"But . . . I didn't say anything yet! It didn't fully make sense! How can the people understand me J.C?"
"Well the people DOES listen to Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler Al! I think after 35 years they're used to catch-up with what the commentators say!"
"OHHH! Right J.C!"
J.R: Oh please, this is ridiculous!
"Oh is it Jim? Then why don't you prove it over the next Pay-per-view Unleashed huh?" Al questioned.
King: What are they talking about?
"Ah . . . no wait Al. Even though the fans are intelligent . . . THESE guys are still idiots! I think you need to explain it to them . . .clearly and slowly."
"OH! Alright! See King, I asked OUR General Manager Eric Bischoff for a match against you TWO at Unleashed! But there is a stipulation though – the winner of the match will be crowned as the NEW announcers of Raw!"
J.R: Oh great! Well what do you think King?
King: Well all right you two! We except your stupid challenge!
"Well very good old-timers! We'll catch you later then. And remember – this will be your last 2 weeks to commentate on that table so make them your good ones yet!"
Ringside
J.R: Can you believe them?
King: Nutcases! PURE nutcases!
J.R: Well ladies and gentlemen I apologize for that intervention, but the Keibler-Test-Edge tape was destroyed for THOSE two. I'm afraid we'll not be able to air that tonight.
King: Oh Jesus Christ!
J.R: Well coming up next – It's Trish Stratus versus the Woman's champion Molly Holly and her partner Gail Kim in a 2-on-one Handicap match.
King: And later tonight; the first ever Parking Lot Brawl on Raw between Matt Hardy and Val Venus! You definitely don't wanna miss that!
The music of Eric Bischoff's theme sounded over the surrounding speakers.
OH I'M BAAHAD
King: Hey! There's Eric Bischoff!
Indeed he was bad, and he was back! The CO-General Manager of Raw walked out the titan-tron and again with a sly smile on his face. The former owner of WCW had a lot on his mind the last few days. When his collogue and co-GM Steve Austin threatened that he would be stunnered at 3:16 in the morning, Bischoff's head just blew away. Thankfully Austin never attacked . . . and that was a reason to smile for!
As Bischoff made his way inside, he snatched the mike from ring announcer Lillian Garcia (A/Q: right?) and waited for his music to fade out.
Of course, the regular 'asshole' chants were turned on by the fans the minute Eric showed his face in the ring . . . but what else was new? The CO GM said;
"Y'know that gets dull after 3 weeks." Meaning the 'asshole' chant, but that didn't stop the fans, it only increased their voices. "Alright, cut it out. I'm here to talk business!"
King: Ha!
" . . . Now I heard what Steve Austin DID with my 'perfectly-scheduled' routine of the Road 2 Intercontinental championship. I had set up a tournament to determine WHO the greatest challenger would be to face the Intercontinental Champion Christian at Unleashed. But instead, Austin just shows up, scrambles up all the preparations and instead of a one-on-one title match – he pits Christian to a Fatal-4-way LADDER Match!"
Screams of cheers filled the air where there was supposed to be throttles of boos for Austin.
"Don't cheer for Stone Cold!"
WHAT?
"I said DON'T CHEER FOR Stone Cold!"
WHAT??
"Alright whatever, I just want to say that if Austin has the right to change my side of Raw . . . then the only fair way is for ME to change a match on HIS side of Raw!"
WHAT??!
"That's right! As Co-General Manager of Raw – I am changing tonight's Table-Tornado-Tag Mainevent!"
Wha . . . BOOOOO
"Ah HA! See that? It took me less then a MINUTE to change your Austin-chants into boos! I think that is just how you should treat Stone Cold! CHANGE HIM! Ha, ha, ha."
The 'boos' only got louder, Eric's self-esteemed ego will always reward him with these boos. It is a mystery why he hasn't leveled in ego-rank to that of Vince McMahon's. In many devilish ways, Bischoff is like Vince Junior.
"Okay, enough with the small-talk. I am changing tonight's main event to a 6-MAN-TABLE-TORNADO TAG MATCH!"
It worked, the fans once again changed their 'boos' with 'yeas' as the Co-GM continued his ranting.
"AND the wrestlers of that match will be – The Rock, Shawn Michaels and Kevin Nash facing against the World Heavyweight Champion GOLDBERG, Randy ORTON and Y2J Chris JERRRICHO! Thank you! Thank you very much!" In the author's opinion, for about a second or two, the Bischoff fans had finally thought that Eric had changed! But that was impossible. His following words confirmed it:
"Oh, oh. And finally, Rick Flair and I had this general discussion backstage! See, Flair has this idea about another new Evolution-member! And instead of Rick announcing it like last week. Flair gave me the privilege to introduce the new guy myself! So ladies and gentlemen, without further dew, let me introduce to you, a man who is truly the Undisputed King of the World, the man who has proven great charisma and athletic abilities. The man who has signed up with Evolution . . . let me introduce to you to Y—2—J CHRIS JERICHO!" Eric's shout was followed by some Jericho holics screaming, while others booed and some remained quiet. The countdown to 'Y2J' started from 5 as the silver-blue ball started taking action on the huge screen.
BREAK THE WALL DOWWNNN! Could be heard screaming through the speakers as the electricity of Jericho's music flooded through the arena. The lights went dark and fixed upon the figure standing backwards in the titan-tron. The King of the World had returned to his land! Chris Jericho turned around and waved his hair with one hand, his long-golden hair was set in his style. The Y2J style, he didn't wear any bands to hold them and let them go and fall over his shoulders.
Chris also had a mike through which he said the following words and walked towards the ring, he said; "Welcome TO!" And as many WWF fans remembered how Jericho used to say this, they chanted along with Chris: "RAW!" thinking that he might be going through the whole 'Raw is Jericho' gig.
"IS!"
"EVOLUTION!!!!!" He screamed out by himself, the public never backed with that. The people would never chant for Evolution after what they did over the past few months. Although, the strange part of this was that the people cheered for Triple H on Smackdown! And Triple H is the leader of Evolution . . . he just wasn't on Raw. Does that make a man different?
"HA, HA! Fooled ya you buncha MORONS!" Y2J mocked, "How PATHETIC of you people! I am ASHAMED to see such a crowd hanging around a WWE arena!"
"Now Chris!" It was Bischoff's time to mock, "You're not supposed to taunt the FANS like that! It IS because of them that you still got a job right? I mean, even if how bad it feels, you shouldn't call a blind man blind!" Chris laughed as he walked in the ring, the public's mockery was something he could never get tired of.
"YEAH! I guess you're right Eric! However folks, I have some bad news! See, due to programming, I can't do the Highlight Reel for . . . the next two weeks! Yeah, BUT! That doesn't mean I'm gonna stop entertaining though! And for your own pleasure – I'd like to present you guys with a clip I call 'The Afterwa—" But Chris was cut-off by the one person's music no Evolution-member ever wants to hear. The sudden and returning noise of it almost made Eric jump out of his skin, the PEOPLE'S Champion had returned.
IF YA SMMMELLLLLL! WHAT THE ROCK! IS COOKING? The Two-thousand fans at that arena couldn't stay sat down on their seats, they all rose to their feet, they all cheered, they all screamed as the Brahma Bull stood at the Titan-tron! HE was finally back.
The old but-classic sound of both drums and guitars rocking fulfilled the arena as every single person watching this had set their eyes upon The Rock's figure.
ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! The sound of these people chanting his name truly encouraged his soul. The Rock didn't belong in Hollywood! His fans were right HERE in the heart of the WWE. The live people whom he has entertained for years are the ones he needed. Dwayne 'Rock' Johnson (AN- His real name) took a deep and chilled breath, his eyes were closed but it was unseen by the fans because of the covering black-sunglasses. Rock opened his mouth and tried starting his talk before the crowd could emotionally crush him. " . . . Finally!" His electrified voice echoed through the mic he carried . . . but the fans didn't shout as much as they were a second ago. Which meant only one thing to do: "FINALLY!" of course, how can people remember this after not hearing this for a full 7-months? But they did, they screamed and chanted with him.
"THE ROCK HAS COME BACK! TO SOUTH CAROLINEAA!"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"And FINALLY the Rock is gonna whip Goldberg's fat-thong-wearing ASS and REGAIN the People's Championship!" This altered the fans to shout and scream even more. The 'ROCKY ROCKY' chants started again but not long before Chris Jericho started squealing from inside the ring.
Y2J said, "Oh PLEASE Rock! PHA-LEE-ZZZZAH SHUT THE HELL—"
"SHUT 'YOUR OWN DAMN POTTY-HOLE' UP!"
The audience's reactions changed back and forth throughout the conversation and it will take too long to describe all of them.
"Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, CHRIS! I am SO disappointed in you! I thought that you'd go somewhere in life with the Highlight Reel . . . you did so! But the only place you went is DOWN the DRAINS!"
"OH . . . oh YEAH?! Well atleast I'm not a big Hollywood FLOP-MAKER like YOU! Rock! You're films s*cked big time at the box office!"
BOOOOO
"Alright Jericho . . . you got a point there . . . but is that what you really think?"
"Well . . . yeah –"
"THE ROCK DOESN'T GIVE A MONKEY'S CRAP WITH WHAT YOU THINK!"
YEEEAAAHH
"Okay now ON to the more important matters – Hey you! Yeah you with the Conan O' Brian hair! Whats your name again? Bitch-off? Erica Bitch-off is that what it is? Well LISTEN, The Rock demands you . . . nono no he ORDERS you to make a Rock versus Goldberg Backclash REMATCH at the next Pay Per View! Is that clear?"
"Well . . . I need about a week to—"
"Good! The Rock will see you in a week then! . . . and Chris Jericho? Just BRING that juicy-ass for the Rock to kick TONIGHT!"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
His music hit one more time before he left backstage. The people were screaming and thundering at every word he said, but Y2J and Eric Bischoff just stood there in an awkward position.
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Backstage
The camera took their view inside the privet locker room of Matt Hardy and Lita, they got the privet locker because of their double-shift on both Smackdown and Raw. Of course, Jeff and Trish were their 'special' guests.
Matt was working on the barbell for 2 hours! Subtract the normal warm-up exercises. Jeff didn't have a match so he was really there for Trish's guidance tonight, he was currently in the bathroom with his girlfriend doing who knows what? Amy, being Matt's manager, had to take care of her man for his upcoming Parking Lot Brawl.
"C'mon Matty! It's enough! You've done OVER 1 hundred!" She said, "How much longer are you gonna do it?"
" I . . . alright . . . just . . . afew. . . . more . . . ." He barely gasped out. Lita let out a sigh and continued going through her bag. One thing she couldn't understand about Matt was the way he was challenging everyone on brutal matches after brutal matches. It was HIM who requested for the Parking Lot Brawl against Valbowski tonight! Val Venus never had the courage to fight Matt in the ring! Let alone fight in a real bout!
"Now?!" Amy furiously asked, she was sitting on the small space just beside the laying-barbell-handling-Matt.
" N . . . now!" The Mattitude creator gasped out the last struggle before getting up to a sitting position. He breathed heavily, but who wouldn't after doing a full 200 barbell lifts?
"Finally!" Amy blurted out, not protesting against Matt's arms which drew around her.
"Uh huh . . ." Matt leaned against her and completely snuggled his mouth in Amy's, he was wearing a black tank-top, the ones you usually see Jeff wearing (is that what you call them? I wasn't sure. Plz correct me if im wrong). And a pair of white-striped sports-trousers, the footwear was removed at this point.
Amy had on a teal sleeve-less T-shirt with the midsection open, her hair was pinned into a ponytail with some thin locks escaping from her forehead. A white pair of cargo-pants covered her lower-body like the way it did during the Hardyz/Lita era.
Breaking their short-but-tongue-spiraling kiss, Amy held Matt by his chin as they parted. The long nights inside the studios, airplanes and hotel rooms were just the kind of timing the two needed for each other. They were together in every single moment for the past 3 weeks, it was as if they were truly married and shared a life together! If only it was fully legalized . . . but they weren't ready to make such a strong decision as of yet. It needed more time. You can't just rush marriage and go on with it! that way things will turn out like Ben Afleck and Jennifer Lopez! And surely no body wants to do that. It didn't matter though, married or not, the love these two shared for each other was beyond explanation. There was a huge rumor on the net that Matt and Amy were engaged but until THEY announce it, the matter was to be kept personal. But it was one thing that always crushed Matt's heart; after Unleashed Amy would be shifted back to Raw! He would remain in Smackdown! And we all saw what happened then; when they weren't in the same roster, Matt and Amy could never get the time for togetherness. Amy would be busy with Diva shoots and Raw tapings, while the Smackdown hustling kept Matt occupied. It just wasn't fare, the only time they could practically see each other was when they were dating out, or when Matt came over to Amy's house. That same routine would start all over again after two weeks! It just wasn't fare . . . Matt hoped that Amy had thought this through, but then again, he couldn't find the courage to ask her.
Amy pulled out a towel from the side of the foamed bench and started wiping the sweat from Matt's forehead. "Y'know," She said as Matt took the towel from her hand and proceeded to wipe the rest of his body himself, "You don't have to do this." Amy finished, her arms crossed.
"Do what?" asked Matt,
"This . . . Parking Lot Brawl. You don't have to do it! Matty . . . you have a Cage Match with BROCK LESNER this Thursday! Don't you think you should be concentrating on that?"
His cleaning stopped; Amy was talking about this all night. Ever since he requested Steve Austin for the match. "Look . . . Amez . . . I told you before. I don't care about the Brock Lesner match! What's important for me is banging Valbowski's marbles!"
"Yeah! But VALBOWSKI isn't someone who deserves that much attention! He's a low-life Matt! And besides, Venus's ranking is WAY lower than yours! You should think about the Brock match!"
"Amy! How can you even SAY that? Val Venus tried to . . . . . . . hit on you! If he was flirting then I'd just punch him and that'd be that. But he was sexually harassing you! Do you think I'd let some asshole do that to YOU?"
"Well OF COURSE NOT! And I want you to kick his ass! But did you have to go and request for a PARKING LOT BRAWL?! A one-on-one match would've been enough!"
"I wanted to punish him!"
"That's insane! What if . . . what if you get badly injured in there huh? What would happen then? HOW can you fight Brock Lesner if you get injured TONIGHT?!"
"I . . . I don't care!"
"What?" Lita couldn't believe what she was hearing just now, how can he not-care? Just because of her?
"I don't care about getting injured because I got YOU Amy. I got YOU to take care of me! What else do I need?"
That's when Amy truly understood him, a smile and a sigh escaped her dark-red lips. All she could do was smile and shake her head, "You're nuts Matthew Moore Hardy!"
"Yeah! Nuts about you!" The smile now transferred in Matt's lips as Amy slowly pushed him on the barbell-bed and attached her tongue inside his mouth. Rewarding a kiss for truly loving her.
Matt wrapped his strong hands around her back just to give an extra boost to their lovemaking. The taste of her lipstick and her breath was like the spring covering the summer's heat. It was something that Matt knew he could never stop loving. He could feel their hearts beating against each others as Amy laid on top of him. The kiss became more passionate when Amy dove herself more into the depths of his mouth, but in an instant it stopped when the bathroom door behind them burst opened and Trish ran out.
Lita pulled herself off of Matt and rose to her feet as Trish Stratus quickly opened her locker.
"Wha . . . wha . . .?" Matt lazily sat, not understanding what was going on.
"TRISH! What . . . ah . . . what are you doing?" Lita asked questionably, not actually asking it but rather to wash her brain of the sudden sex she had.
The shorter blonde twisted around from her locker door and revealed the big-grin she wore. "Ohmygosh Lita! You just won't believe what just happened!"
"What?" The older Hardy asked from the barbell cosine.
"AMY! I Jeff is SUCH a–"
"Ah y'know Trish, I think we should not-discuss Jeff's 'problem' right now?" It was Amy who said that, indicating that Jeff's older brother AND the camera was on patrol.
"OH YEAH! I . . . um . . . I gotta get ready for the match!" Trish shifted.
"What? What 'Jeff problem'?"
"I'll explain that to you late rokay Matty?"
"But –"
"C'mon Trish! You have to get ready for the match!"
And with that, the two girls exited through the door and left Matt looking very much confused at the camera.
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~~ Footages from Wrestlemania 6! ~~ Hulk Hogan versus Andre the Giant! ~~
"WRESTLEMANIA TWENTY! COMING SOON IN 2004!"
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J.R: We're back live on Raw from Columbia South Carolina folks. The ad you just saw was about Wrestlemania Twenty! THE Greatest event on Sports Entertainment today! And remember before the break when Eric Bischoff announced and re-stated tonight's mainevent King? Now we'll be seeing not a Tag-team but a 6-MAN Tornado Table Tag match!
King: Yeah! That'd be awesome J.R! But all I can THINK about is how Lita was doing it with Matt! Ooh . . . mama! I sure wish I were Matt that time!
J.R: Can't you ever stop thinking about women King? You're married already!
King: Yeah so? Ever heard of a think called 'second-marriages'?
J.R: Oh please. Well coming up next folks, it's a 2-on-1 assault as Trish Stratus takes on the WWE Woman's Champion Molly Holly and the ever-athletic Gail Kim in a handicapped match!
The three fighters in this match made their way into the ring shortly after their own theme song was heard and after their names were announced by the ring announcer Lillian Garcia. Trish Stratus was the first to come out, followed by Gail Kim and the Woman's champ Molly Holly entered afterwards. (A/N: Okay now, here's the problem: I mentioned that I COULDN'T Raw because I don't have the channel they broadcast it in. I only read the updates thru internet SO, if I wanna actually put this match like it was in real-life, I'd had to write in the SAME things they put up in the websites rite? Well, thts pretty much wat I want (put the real-thing in) so I'm just gonna make this short and write mostly what the ppl @ thewrestleronline.com said. I didn't get their approval for this, and I'm giving the credits of the choice-of-words to thewrestleronline.com people! Although, I did throw in SOME stuff from me! okay? Thanks 4 understanding)
The bout was very short, Trish had a quick start but Kim and Molly used the quick tags to gain control of the match. After a submission hold, Trish made somewhat of a comeback after hitting a spinebuster on Molly but the heel team continued the tandem offense and eventually won the match after a Molly-Go-Round. After the match, the two kept up the attack on Trish and dropped her with another DDT. Molly then brought a couple of chairs into the ring and the two layed out Trish on one. Molly then went up on the top turnbuckle while Kim held a chair in front of Trish's face, meaning to either missile-dropkick the diva or slam her against the chair someway. But before the plan could unfold, Trish's best friend Lita hit the ring and began to clean house. Lita dropped Kim with a nice powerbomb and then tore off her shirt before dropping Molly with a Twist of Fate! Slamming the woman's champion on the mat! Trish was very injured due to the horrific double-team attacks on her, and if it weren't for Lita . . . Trish could have ended breaking her neck. Just like how Amy did a few months back.
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Backstage
Molly and Kim were at Bischoff's office shortly after their 'match' ended. They were screaming, shouting, yelling at the Co-General Manager of Raw.
"That damn b*tch! DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE DID ERIC? HOW CAN YOU LET HER DO THAT!?!" Shouted Kim who had finally settled her clothing in a 'decent' manner.
"Now, now ladies let me explain."
"EXPLAIN!!" The Woman's champion yelled.
"OKAY! Listen! I fired her MONTHS ago but it was Austin who intervened and rehired her!"
"We already KNOW that! She was busy on Smackdown what the hell is she doing fighting in RAW?" Holly screamed that.
"Well . . . she WORKS here doesn't she?! Its her JOB to fight here! BUT! But, as YOUR General Manager of Raw, I scheduled a match between you two against Trish and Lita next week right here on RAW!"
Ringside
King: Wow! Trish and Lita teaming up! Now THAT'S something I wanna see!
J.R: I thought you only wanted them to take place in bikini contests?
King: Well . . . yeah that! But only when I'm the host! HA, HA!
J.R: So, what are the matches lined up for Unleashed so far?
King: Well there's OUR match against Coachman and Al Snow right?
J.R: Yes, and the Fatal-4-way Ladder match for the Intercontinental Title!
King: OOH yeah! And what about the Backlash re-match J.R? The Rock versus Goldberg for the World Heavyweight Title! Now THAT is what I wanna see! I wonder what this whole legalization thing was for? I mean, if it wasn't for Unleashed then we'd have Unforgiven as a RAW event right?
J.R: Yes indeed we would. But when BOTH shows tackle a Pay-Per-View its always each of the General Managers trying to overcome who had the better matches!
King: Well I dunno! I think Raw's gonna have the upper hand in this! I mean LOOK at it! Rock vs. Goldberg! Jerry Lawer and Jim Ross teaming up against John Coachman and Al Snow for their jobs as Raw announcers! Christian, Jeff Hardy, Test and Booker T in a 4-way ladder match for the Intercontinental Title! HA! What could be better than that?
J.R: I guess we'll just have to wait and see!
King: I still think Raw has the better matches!
J.R: Well anyway folks, the first ever Parking Lot Brawl! With Matt Hardy versus Val Venus! That is up next!
Backstage
It was back in Matt's locker were Matt was still wearing those black-upper-underwear. His flexed muscles could be seen strengthening back and forth as he shook his arms left and right.
"You ready Matty?" His girlfriend, Lita, asked from his right. Her hair was now loosened and wasn't knotted into the ponytail she wore before.
"Yeah," Matt whispered back as he stopped. The Hardy boy tented his head towards Lita as she gave him a quick-kiss on the cheeks for good-luck. Matt said before walking out the door; "Don't worry I'll be fine."
And that was the last time Amy saw him before the match.
Parking Lot:
Matt always used to wear long wristbands or white taping to keep his muscles from being misplaced. Tonight he wasn't wearing any accessories other than the loose black sleeveless t-shirt. (A/N WHAT do they call THEM?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plz inform! I HAVE to know it! What do they call the top Jeff always wore???)
His white-stripped but fully black gym-pants and running shoes were the only other piece of clothing he had on. Matt's hair was left normally and it fell over his shoulders. He was prepared for this brawl . . . both mentally and physically. Even his opponent was there before he did. The Big Valbowski, also known as Val Venus, stood there with the same kind of pants Matt was wearing, except his had black stripes and was full white. Venus was topless.
There were about 12 different cars, all rounded up for the brawl to begin. Behind each car, stood a wrestler from the Raw roster. RVD, Goldust, Maven, The 3 Dudleys and La' Ressistance just to name a few.
Both Val Venus and Matt Hardy had their eyes fixed upon the other's movement. The only rule in this match was NO RULES. The only way to win this match via pin and submission. It didn't matter if one of the cars ran over you, or if your lungs pierce through the glasses, the referee couldn't do anything about that.
"Go ahead," Venus smiled a devilish grin, "Hit me!" He said.
"Why don't you hit first?" Matt responded with a calm and chilled voice.
The reply he got, was a short chuckle from Valbowski. The older wrestler said; "I would . . . but it'd HURT you!"
Matt smiled.
Val smiled back . . . twisted his body back . . . and suddenly attacked with a cocked jackknife! He waved his arm around Matt's head as if he wanted to slice his face, but Matt had ducked out and he pushed Val by the midsection to knock him over to one of the cars.
Slamming the older man's spine against the front-bumper of the 1980's Caprice. Matt punched furiously on the face of Valbowski, hitting, rubbing his knuckles across Val's head. His anger was channeled through his fists as he struck blow after blow down upon Val Venus, busting the forehead open!
Venus made it quick before Matt could do anymore damage to his forehead and pushed him away, only to get hit by a square-punch to the jaw! The punch rotated the half-standing Val and gave Matt the perfect opportunity for a German-suplex! Matt delivered it on to the solid-hard pavement and partly broke Val's back!
The match went like that basically, Matt had bloodied Val up very badly. He twist of fated Venus through the roof of a mini-van and dove him through solid-glasses. But not taking any pin attempts on the way. At one point, it was Matt being the one slammed across the front-bumper of a car and Valbowski started another car and tried to squash Matt with it! Good thing the Hardy boy jumped out just in time. Both Matt AND Val got very hurt in the match. Their faces were bloodied, and wiped out, bloodied and wiped out, back and forth. Out of the 12 cars, only 4 had remained unscratched as both men clobbered everything they could find. Late in the game, Matt had connected a twist of fate in to the hellish cement but as soon as he moonsaulted for a pin, it was none other than the WWE Champion Block Lesner who broke the count and F-Fived Matt onto the front-side of a car!! The impact was SO hard that the sound of it echoed through out the parking lot! The engine part of it was busted completely out of the pressure of Matt's body. But as if it weren't enough, Brock pulled Matt up again and wanted to deliver the F-five a second time, but now it was set up for the side-window frames of the car!
But Brock couldn't connect it when Matt's own brother Jeff tried a Hurricanrana on the Smackdown Champion! It had connected and freed Matt from the F-five, but Lesner had quickly rose to his feet and tried the F-five on Jeff Hardy!
Only God knew how Matt could do it, but he somehow managed the strength to pull himself up and barely back-spear Lesner! Brock's head went THROUGH the glass of the car and it had been enough for him . . . for a short period of time. Jeff quickly helped Matt roll over to the still-twist-of-fated Venus and gain the win!!!! Matt had defeated Val Venus and punished both Val's and his own body. The brutal match ended with Jeff holding his brother and half-dragging him into the stretcher as the paramedics and Lita and Trish came over.
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Ringside
J.R: Well Ladies and Gentlemen we are back on Raw and what a BRUTAL Match just acquired a few minutes ago King!
King: I . . . I STILL can't believe how Matt could even get the STRENGTH to pull himself up and save his brother after that huge f-five! I . . . I just cant believe it!
J.R: That is what you call brotherly love! To protect the ones you love. Matt Hardy had requested the Parking Lot Brawl to get the revenge against Val Venus for trying to 'sexually harass' Lita two weeks ago. And by GOD I believe he has took that vengeance! The Paramedics are still trying to help both Matt Hardy and Val Venus, they took them to a near-by hospital and our staff are desperately trying to give us the up-to-date information on their health. More on that as it develops.
King: oh BOY J.R! What a NIGHT it's been! Sure only 3-matches but I think that Parking Lot Brawl was ENOUGH for ya! But it AINT!
J.R: You're right on that King! Coming up next – the 6-man Tornado Tables match! Rock, Shawn Michaels and Kevin Nash will face the three members from Evolution—Goldberg, Randy Orton and Y2J Chris Jericho!
King: I . . . I think Evolution has grown a LOT over the past few weeks J.R! I mean . . . first you had Triple H, Ric Flair and Randy Orton and mostly it was Triple H the headliner, with Flair being his manager and Randy being the lackey! But NOW – just LOOK at it! GOLDBERG! The undefeated World Champion! Randy, now being a more affective role in the group! And Jericho as the third and newest member! Oh yeah! Gotta love it!
J.R: Well I'm not so sure about that King, Evolution is a vicious team and I think they deserve to be stained with their own blood! Let alone loving them!
King: Hey it was just a remark!
J.R: Sorry.
The entering of the ring announcer was all the crowd could wait for, their cheers tuned to the 89% volume as Lillian Garcia introduced the first member of the main event.
"The Following contest is a SIX-MAN TABLES TORNADO TAG MATCH!! The only way to eliminate your opponent is by shoving them through a wooden-table! Introducing first – Representing Evolution! RANDY ORTON and Y2J CHRIS JERICHO!!!"
It was one thing for entering alone in a singles match-up. But it was an entirely different matter when you approach as a team. Chris Jericho and Randy Orton walked out together, but Y2J respected his style and did the 'X' pose as Randy walked inside. Their music was that of the original Evolution's.
Goldberg's music then hit, as the ring announcer initiated his short-bio.
HBK, Kevin Nash and the People's Champion soon entered each with great rewards of cheers from the audience. And of course, it was Rock who set the people's volume to a 100%
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KANE! "THE UNMASKED MONSTER" RAISING FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL, BURNED BY THE TAUNTINGS OF A CHILDHOOD FLAW. THE BIG RED MONSTER IS COMING . . . . . . SOON!
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The six-men positioned their places in the ring. It was once again, senior referee Earl Hebner who was the official in this match-up. The bell rang and all hell was broken loose!
It was The Rock against Goldberg, Bill grabbed the Rock's fist at the first blow and back-punched the Brahma Bull across the jaw.
HBK normally fighting against Y2J as the two went through their usual moves, but it was Shawn who hit the first shuffle-side kick or Sweet Chin Music at the beginning of the match! Kevin had slid out side the ring to get the tables but it was Orton who decked at him with a flying axehandle from the top-ROPE!
Inside, Rock and HBK did a double irish whip on Goldberg as Y2J was flat on the ground. The champ ran back, but he was in control and was able to deliver a double-clothesline but only got connected on HBK. Rock slid out of the hands way and behind Berg, as the champ turned around the PEOPLE's champ slammed Bill with a DDT.
Outside, Kevin big booted Orton pulled finally pulled out the table from under the ring. He slid the table in and proceeded on with Randy.
Inside, it was Rock vs. Goldberg as the people's champion kept on slamming his right hand to lay the smacketh down on Goldberg, it failed like all the other moves as Bill caught Rock's hand in mid-air and slammed his foot in the Rock's stomach.
It seemed as if fighting Goldberg alone was impossible for all 3 of the men! At one point it was Kevin Nash facing Goldberg while HBK Smashed Randy inside the table by means of an elbow-drop from the top buckle. The table was near the Spanish announcing table.
Inside, it was Kevin Nash and The Rock trying to outwit Goldberg's deadly attacks, Rock had countered a Spear but it connected with Nash and slammed the tall wrestler to the mat. Y2J saw this and quickly pulled out another table, which was surprisingly just behind the crowd-guard walls!
Rock somehow had managed a sharpshooter on Goldberg and kept the Champion to his knees . . . or in this case . . . spine. Y2J placed Kevin on top of the 'special' table which, again surprisingly, broke with Kevin's own weight!
It had came down with Rock and HBK vs. Goldberg and Y2J. Late in the match, it was HBK vs. Goldberg while the Rock was lying on the ground after missing a spear to Goldberg and hitting onto the steel posts.
Y2J was slammed against a Rock-bottom before the spear-try.
HBK tried his best but only managed a suplex, and of COURSE it wasn't enough. The World champion eliminated Shawn through means of a belly-to-belly.
It came down to Rock vs. Goldberg and Y2J! The Evolution members attacked with all sorts of double teams, it seemed as if Rock never had a chance! But then, the table was fixed on a turnbuckle and it was standing straight. The plan was for Y2J to irish whip Rock to the table and Goldberg would spear him. But it backfired when Rock countered the irish whip just at the end! Bill was running to get Rock anyways but the people's champion moved away just at the last second for Jericho to get the spear! This eliminated Chris! Goldberg turned around to face Rock bottoming him to the ground. It was just perfect, the timing, the position – it was perfect to deliver the most electrifyin move in ALL of SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT! The Rock went for the people's elbow. But Kevin NASH of all people slammed a chair stragiht on his head! Knocking hte people's champion to the ground.
Goldberg went up and finally successfully speared Rock agaisnt a table to gain the victory!
Kevin Nash, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho and Bill Goldberg triumphed over Rock and Michaels with all sorts of chair-attacks and vicious maneuvers . . . Evolution had found a new member.
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A/N: Next update this Wednesday/Thursday – SMACKDOWN update! Plz review and say how'd I do! AND PLEASE tell me what do you call those underwears?!!!!