A/N: Hey all, its ME Nav. Well, due to lack of timing we couldn't post our 4th Raw update on schedule. BUT its HERE now! This is the last week of RAW and is written by Xardion! Enjoy! And NOW for a regular-based 'reviews-reviewed'-
First off Dana 1: YOU think I'M a RACIST?!!! Get a life u --- alrite, alrite, im not gonna curse u or insult u or anything BUT! WHEN did I ever SAY things like 'Ohh Eddie's a Mexican! Eeew! I'm GREATER than Eddie because I'm a bangali! Eeeww!' Did I ever say stuff like that? NO and NO! Yes, you're right that when you're born in a particular country you become a CITIZEN of that country! BUT your RACE remains the same! Like, Eddie's family was from Mexico but they moved in to the United States where Eddie was born. Eddie was BORN in Texas but his BLOODDDDAH is STILL Mexican because of his origin! So Guerrero is an American ***'CITIZEN'*** with a Mexican ***'ORIGIN'*** Get that? Do your GEOGRAPHY before telling me to do my HISTORY! And btw, arent we taking this whole stupid thing a bit TOO seriously?? I wouldn't go there but you called me a RACIST! So open up your ears and eyes because I think YOU"RE the RACIST here! I don't wanna be mean or anything but I think you're just so damn freaked out that u have German heritage! You want to be a full-blooded American but your blood doesn't let you be that! SO you figured that being born in a particular country gives you that nationality and it doesn't have to do anything with your blood. So when I commented that Eddie was from Mexico you got MORE freaked out because Eddie's case is like YOURS! Meaning: If I call Eddie Guerrero Mexican then that makes you a German, which you don't want to be for some stupid reason! YOU'RE the one who is acting like a racist Dana 1! Stop calling other people racists just because they aren't Americans! Speaking of which, in order to be a TRUE American you need to have a good heart, a sense of freedom, a sense of respecting others and a sense of humor! It looks to me you lack in all 4 of them! YES I'm a Bangladeshi, but I am NOT an American because I'm not born in the States nor have I any heritage from it. I LIVE in Saudi Arabia because my Dad works here. And if you go WAAY back in time like in the NAPOLEON era, I have some British ancestry if u want to know! Also, the whole Eddie thing- I didn't make ANY mistakes because Eddie used to call himself 'Mexican Wrestler' a long time ago. Thanks anyway, and I don't want any more arguments regarding to an individual's heritage. Oh and, my friend says you have some issues!
Maeglin: I'm sorry! But I'm not an American I'm JUST your average 14-year-old BANGLADESHI guy! Thanks for supporting me! And DO let me know if I said anything wrong.
omnislash 121: Thanks for reviewing! Yes Xardion is a Wrestling fan! Other wise, HOW can he write such great stuff in tonight's update? Read on . . . u'll see just HOW great X is!
And finally Kate: sigh Hey, thanks for reviewing. Yeah I liked the Kidman/Wilson pair-up too! But I'm afraid Billy Kidman already has a girlfriend and Torrie Wilson has Billy GUNN now! Bye!
And now,
Forth week RAW
Live from: Chicago, Illinois!
Raw Pyrozzz
J.R.- "Welcome to RAW, live in Chicago, IL! This is good ol' J.R. and the King at ringside!"
King - "And if last week was any indication, tonight, war will be waged."
J.R.- "That's right. Tonight, for the main event, it will be The Rock, going one on one with Evolution's newest member, Kevin Nash!"
King- "And you know the Rock is going to kick some @$$ after what happened last week. I never would have expected Nash to turn on his own friend, much less join up with Evolution."
J.R.- "Well you can be assured that The Heartbreak Kid will not let this slide. But tonight, the Rock will get his shot for payback."
Music starts up.
J.R. -"And now begins tonight starting match."
'One of a kind!'
Rob Vam Dam makes his entrance and heads toward the ring as his music plays.
'And here I see that look in your eyes. Makes you believe I'm one of a kind. (One of a kind!) And here I leave in the back of your mind, makes you believe that I'm...One of a kind!'
"Now entering the ring, weighing in 235 pounds, Rob...Van...Dam!!!!"
RVD does his thumbs sign trademark (I really wish I could show it somehow) as Lillian announced his name. The music went on for awhile before it stopped and changed to his opponent's song
"And his opponent, weighing 185, Ultimo Dragon!"
The masked wrestler strode down the ramp and stopped. He then raised his hands and connected them, leaving both his pointer fingers up, and then brought them down in a classic martial arts pose. Two streams of fire blazed behind him and he continued on his path to the ring.
J.R.- "The first match of the night. Ultimo Dragon is fighting on RAW tonight against RVD."
King- "That's right, as per Vince McMahon's agreement for wrestlers of both brands to fight on opposing shows, Ultimo Dragon is here on RAW. What a great way to start off RAW!"
The bell rings and both wrestlers circle each other. They grapple briefly before U. Dragon circled around his waist and pulled his legs. But in mid-fall, RVD rolled into a ball and used his legs to propel U. Dragon in the air. But the masked wrestler flipped enough to land on his feet just as RVD flipped to his feet. U. Dragon lashed out with a kick, but RVD caught it, flipped his leg around, and slammed him with his other leg. U. Dragon was floored, but he somehow rolled right back up to his feet. RVD flipped up to his feet again just as U. Dragon dashed at him. U. Dragon clasped on to RVD's shoulders, jumped up his chest, and double-kicked him down to the map. RVD rolled on the mat and stood on his feet and U. Dragon did likewise. Both wrestlers were exactly where they were at the beginning. The crowds cheered at the aerobatic displays, and RVD and U. Dragon grinned at their opponents matching skill.
J.R.- "What a brilliant display of showmanship, King."
The wrestlers size each other up and they grappled again. This time, RVD circled around to his back and lifted him for a backdrop. But U. Dragon flipped out of it and dropkicked the back of his knees. RVD knelt down and U. Dragon ran back into the ropes, flipped over and latched onto RVD's head and fell to the mat, taking RVD's head with him in a loud slam.
King- "Whoa, what a move!"
J.R.- "Indeed, Ultimo Dragon, an impressive wrestler and martial artist."
U. Dragon lifts RVD up and hits his head repeatedly. He then attempted to whip him in the corner, but RVD reversed it and tossed U. Dragon into the corner. Moving quickly, RVD rolled on the mat, leaped up on U. Dragon and the turnbuckle, and fell backward, flipping U. Dragon in the air. As U. Dragon groggily arose, RVD came at him and hit him over his head. He then whipped U. Dragon into the ropes, but U. Dragon rebounded and flew through the air, his legs connecting with RVD's face. RVD slowly got up and U. Dragon dashed at him. RVD twisted him in order to perform a backbreaker, but U. Dragon's feet hooked behind RVD's head and spun around 720 before finally ducking down to flip RVD over. RVD slammed down and landed on his knees. U. Dragon climbed up to the top of the turnbuckle and prepared a cross body. But as he came down, RVD suddenly hopped up and twirled into a Van Daminator. U. Dragon was kicked in mid-air and hit the mat hard. RVD shook his head and ran to the rope at the far end. Boucing off, he rolled of the ropes and again in the air, executing his Rolling Thunder of U. Dragon's prone body. RVD latched his leg and the ref slid in.
"1...2..."
However, U. Dragon kicked out of the pin. RVD picked him up, but U. Dragon slapped out of the hold and kicked him in the leg. RVD staggered and U. Dragon kicked him in the other leg. RVD almost tripped and he charged forward into a clothesline, but U. Dragon ducked under and gave a sharp roundhouse kick to RVD's face. RVD fell like a ton of bricks and U. Dragon latched in for the pin.
"1...2..."
Just barely, RVD raised his shoulder up. U. Dragon growled slightly and lifted RVD up and hit him repeatedly into the turnbuckle. U. Dragon then lifted him up to the top of the turnbuckle and attempted a Frankensteiner, but RVD had latched his legs into the ropes and held on to U. Dragon. He then lifted him up again and tossed him down heavily. U. Dragon was laid out and RVD swiftly set himself on the ropes. The crowds cheers became almost a roar as RVD leaped through the air, his body closing briefly before opening up and smashing down on U. Dragon with his Five-Star Frog Splash. RVD bounced and held his ribs in pain but he managed to place himself over U. Dragon.
"1...2...3!!!!!!!"
The bell rang again and RVD staggered to his feet.
"And the winner of this match, Rob...Van...Dam!!!!"
King- "And what a way to kick off RAW."
J.R. "You've got that right. Let's look at that again."
-Scene of RVD's Five-Star Frog Splash-
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Backstage
The Co-General Manager of Raw, Eric Bischoff was in the locker-room of 'Sunday Night Heat' Commentators— Al Snow and Jonathan Coachman. The two had challenged the current RAW announcers J.R and King Lawler. They wanted to REPLACE J.R and King and become RAW's official announcers each week AND on Pay Per Views. But after over 20 years in WWE Commentating, it is impossible to replace these two icons from the hearts of all fans everywhere.
Of course, as usual as their feuds always started and ended, Eric wanted Snow and Coachman to be the new announcers while Austin refused. It was settled the 'old fashioned' way through a match. At Unleashed, there would be a tag-team match between Jim Ross and Jerry 'The King' Lawler versus Al Snow and Jonathan Coachman. The winner of that match shall be crowned as the new RAW commentators!
Right now, Eric had gathered 'his' team and planned some strategies in their match.
Jonathan said, "Don't worry Mr. Eric Bischoff! Al and I promise that we will use that same devastation when we take on Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler at the Pay Per View! We guarantee that!"
"That's right! You can BET on us sir!" Snow added to their conversation.
"Yeah, your brilliant 'plan' just CANNOT fail!" Confirmed Coachman.
Nodding and smiling, the co-GM of Raw informed the two commentators that, "And the wheels are on motion of that!"
"Yeah!" The two said and high-fived at once.
The three of them suddenly silenced when a new figure entered the room. It was the WHC Goldberg. His face was grim, as always and the title was slung over his shoulder.
"It's the champ. What can I do for ya?"
Goldberg scratched the side of his chin, "It's funny you should ask that. I've decided to take the night off. Got it?"
Bischoff grinned and put his hand on his shoulder, "Sure. No problem. You're the champ. You deserve a break."
Goldberg's icy gaze looked down at Bischoff's arm and Eric quickly removed it from his shoulder and gave a slight gulp.
"Have a good time."
Goldberg simply grinned and then left the room.
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On the other side of the arena, the RAW interviewer Terri was having a few words with Lita and Trish Stratus.
"So you two ready for the match?" Terri asked, totting her mike towards Trish.
"Umm . . . yeah! Lita and I are definitely ready to kick some as$! That so called 'Woman's Champion' Molly Holly? I'm going to personally confirm that she gets hurt before the night is over! You can bet on that!"
"Hmm . . . and what about you Lita? Any thoughts about the match?"
"Well um . . . I've made my point last week when I interfered in Trish's match! Holly and Kim were just cheating with Trish! I think its about time those two girls had had an Extreme Lesson from Mattitude?"
"OH and speaking of that – what are the latest updates of Matt Hardy? Your boyfriend?"
"Yeah, Matt is placed on bed-rest 24/7. The doctor said that he shouldn't wrestle for the next month or so! It's really stupid because this was the last Smackdown Matt and I was supposed to be together. And because of that, I'm not going to Smackdown this Thursday but instead, staying home with Matt."
"Yes, also we've heard that you moved in with Matt Hardy?"
"Yes."
"Umm Hmm! Well I'm gonna wish you two good luck in your match, which is next by the way! And a very get-well-soon to Matt! Take it away King!"
Ringside
King: Thanks Terri! Bye Trish! Lita . . .!
J.R: Ah . . . King?
King: Huh?
J.R: They're gone.
King: Yeah I uh . . . I know that!
J.R: You looked like you were dosed off back there!
King: HEY!
J.R: Well folks, after the break, its gonna be women's-tag-team-action when Lita teams up with her best friend Trish Stratus to face off against the WWE Woman's Champion Molly Holly and Gail Kim! All of this, coming up next!
King: I didn't dose-off!
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J.R: Well folks we're back live from Raw and you're just in time for the anticipated woman's-tag match!
King: Yeah and what's more! You'll get to see puppi—
But Lawler's word was cut-off when Coachman walked out wearing a hat in the mockery of Jim Ross! He didn't say much but his 'partner' Al Snow soon came out with King's music! Snow was donning a paper Burger King crown and some goofy looking 'King' threads! Soon after, Snow and Coach went over to the decimated Spanish announce table and said they wanted to give everyone a preview of what things would be like next Monday. The two were confident that they were going to beat JR and King to take over as the Raw announce team as JR and King's headsets were shut off!
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(Smackdown Author's Note—Alright, so the following matches are my part of the deal so I had to write it myself! Problem was that I don't watch Raw so I cant describe the Coach/Snow commentating! Also that mean I'll keep stuff short and GENERALLY write the matches okay? Thanks for understanding.)
It was a contest between the four dominant females of Raw. Lita and Trish were battling for a short revenge against Molly Holly and Gail Kim! It was Trish and Kim facing off at first, they did some terrific moves but the quick-tags between Molly and Kim weakened the Raw diva. Trish later somehow managed to tap her partner Amy 'Lita' Dumas who changed the foundation of the match. Lita fought bravely against the two enemies but a harsh hit by the Woman's champion by her belt caused Amy to internally injure herself. Blood spilled from her mouth but that didn't stop the daredevil as Lita went on the top turnbuckle and moonsaulted on top of Molly Holly to gain the victory!! Gail Kim was knocked outside the ring by Trish Stratus. Disabling the Asian-Canadian from cheating in the match.
Amy and Trish celebrated as the losers slowly walked out the titan-tron.
That night, it would be kind of interesting because for the last seven-days it was Amy who took care of Matt and his injury. Tonight, it was also AMY who had an injury! Clearly, Matt would never let his girlfriend struggle! A smile tagged across Amy's lips as she imagined how she would spend the night with Matt! Two injured people taking care of the other? Hmm . . . sounded romantic!
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After a short break, Jerry challenged either Snow or Coach to a match. It was Snow who agreed.
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Shrewwwwwwwww!!! 'Yeah, we're coming now!' Boom! Boom! Boom! (Sorry, I don't know the words to this song.)
"Now entering the ring from Dudleyville, at a combined weight of 555 pounds, Bubba Ray and D'von, the Dudley Boyz!"
The Dudleys came in and introduced themselves to the cheering crowd before coming together and hitting fists. They slid into the ring and went to the opposing corners, where they displayed the 3D signs.
J.R.- "RAW is brought to you by Namco's Soul Calibur II, for PS2, X-Box, and Gamecube, rated T for teens."
King- "And by Y2J's Stinger energy drink. For more energy, you gotta feel the Sting."
Next music comes up.
"And their challengers, Charlie Haans and Sheldon Benjamin. They are the world tag-team champions, The World's Greatest Tag-Team!"
A round of boos came up as they sauntered down to the ring. The tag-team didn't let the crowd get to them as they grinned and slid in the ring.
King- "Well they sure are cocky, aren't they?"
J.R.- "That's true. But won't they forfeit their titles this way? Legally, they shouldn't have the titles now."
King- "But remember that they are in the pocket of Vince McMahon and he can do whatever he wants."
J.R.- "Well that just sucks."
King- "Ain't that the truth. But in any event, this is a non-title match, so they don't have to worry."
The bell rang as Bubba Ray started off with Charlie Haas. Bubba Ray went for a grab, but Charlie slipped behind him and grabbed his back. Bubba Ray fought to escape, but Charlie held fast and pushed him against the ropes. Bubba Ray bounced off and Charlie got up to slam him, but he was knocked down to the mat when Bubba Ray hit him with a shoulder block. Charlie fell hard and Bubba Ray lifted his elbow and slammed down hard on him. Lifting himself up, he slammed down another elbow and then lifted Charlie up. He then punched him once, punched him twice, twirled his finger in the air, lifted his pants and slammed a elbow straight on his skull. Bubba then lifted him again and dragged him over to the corner and tagged in D'Von, who decked him in the face. D'von grabbed hold again and tossed him into the ropes. But as he ducked down to lift him over, Charlie kicked him in the face, causing him to rise and followed up with a powerful clothesline. Charlie shook his head, grabbed D'Von and went to his corner to tag in Benjamin. They both put him in the corner and began to mudhole stomp him until the ref broke it up. Benjamin then lifted D'Von and slammed him with a scoop slam. Tagging Charlie in again, they both lifted D'Von and slammed him down on the mat. Charlie then went to taunt Bubba Ray, who angrily tried to enter but was held off by the ref. While the ref's back was turned, both wrestlers again stomped on D'Von. Seeing that he wasn't helping his partner/brother, Bubba went back into his corner and the ref returned his attention to the match. Benjamin now tagged in and began to pummel D'Von. But D'Von suddenly began to fight back. The two exchanged blows and D'Von wound up on the winning end. But the Benjamin ducked one of his blows, wrapped his arms around his waist, and flew back into a German suplex. D'Von slammed hard and Benjamin went for the pin.
"1...2..."
D'Von raised his shoulder and Benjamin kicked him briefly. He then lifted him and tossed him against the ropes, but D'Von ducked the oncoming clothesline, continued into the ropes on the other end and he flew through the air in a flying shoulder block. Both wrestlers were now down and struggling to get to their corner. The crowds cheered for D'Von as he struggled to reach his partner. Benjamin reached Charlie and he raced in, but not before Bubba Ray was tagged in. Bubba Ray went all out as he hit him with clothesline after clothesline. Benjamin managed to get up and he tried to charge him, but Bubba ducked and slammed Benjamin. He then grabbed Benjamin's legs as D'Von climbed to the top.
"Whazzup!!!!"
D' Von dove headfirst into Benjamin's 'lower extremities' as Benjamin doubled in pain. He then danced around but Bubba stopped him.
"D'Von!!!!"
The crowd followed along, knowing full well what was coming next.
"What?!"
"GET THE TABLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
J.R -"The Dudleys are now looking for some wood!"
D' von exited the ring and went under the ring to grab a table. The ref began to argue with him, but was unaware that Charlie had grabbed the championship belt and held it ready to slam into Bubba. But suddenly, two figures came up from behind him.
J.R.- "Oh my... It's the APA!"
Charlie noticed something amiss and turned around just to have the APA lift him and slammed him with a double bearhug slam. They then exited the ring and Benjamin had arisen and yelled at them. But now he was unaware that both Dudleys were in the ring and now assembled behind him. (I believe you know what comes next.) Charlie makes a bad turn, D'Von lifts him backward into the air, Bubba grabs him while in mid-air and they both slammed him with a devastating 3-D. D'Von rolled up the pin.
"1...2...3!!!!!"
"The winner of this match, the Dudley Boyz!!!!!"
The Dudleys celebrate in the ring as the APA left the scene, satisfied with their handiwork.
J.R. - "And the Dudleys pick up the win, with the help of the APA."
King- "Well, coming up next, the King, me, will be up against that idiot, Al Snow."
J.R.- 'Well all I can say is good luck and I hope you kick his @$$."
King- "Well, thanks J.R. And I will too."
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Jerry 'The King' Lawler defeated Al Snow. It was a short match highlighting most of Jerry's signature moves as the King barely let Snow punch him! Coach and J.R were the commentators for THIS particular match, but the two argued on every single word back and forth! In the ring, Snow had gained the upper-hand for a short period of time but he was no match for King's sneaky roll-up! The referee counted ~1!~2!~3!!!
At the announce table, King's friend J.R applauded his friend's win but the enemy—Coachman slammed a chair on the back of Ross's head before leaving him unconscious across the announcing table.
When King ran down to assist J.R, one of the staff asked him what did he think of this. The King responded—"As J.R would say 'I see Coachman's cheap-shot as more motivation to kick his ass and keep out job at the pay-per-view!'"
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HHH- "When I need to get serious out, I get back to basics. And when I need a serious boost of energy, I gotta feel the Sting!"
Scenes of Triple H beating the living crap out of his sparring partner (I'm not sure that guy gets paid enough for that.)
'Stacker 2's Y2J Stinger energy drink. For when you need a serious boost of energy, you've gotta feel the sting!
HHH- "Feel the Sting!"
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The next match began and the Evolution music played.
"Making his way to the ring, a member of Evolution, weighing in 243pounds, the nature boy, Ric Flair!"
"And making his way to the ring, weighing in about ______ pounds, Maven!"
King- "And the rookie sensation, Maven enters the ring again the dirtiest player in the game, The Nature Boy, Ric Flair."
J.R.- "Yeah. Earlier tonight, Shawn Michaels giving him some words of encouragement before his match, saying that he has the real potential in the WWE. And there are no outside parties allowed in this match-up."
King- "J.R are you sure you're okay after that chair-shot? I think you should take the night off!"
J.R- "King, there is NOTHING that can keep me away from my job AFTER that chair-shot! I'm looking forward onto our match next Sunday!"
Ding, ding, ding!
The match was now underway, Maven dances around Flair, looking for an opening. Seeing none, he grapples with Flair and the two held off for awhile before separating out of frustration. Maven goes for it again, but Flair pokes his eyes, blinding him momentarily. Flair then slaps him across the chest repeatedly until they reach the corner turnbuckle where Flair continues his assault. The ref the break s it of momentarily as Maven slumps in the corner. Flair gets in the ref's face for a moment and then turns his attention back to Maven. Maven suddenly leaped out of the corner and reverses Flair into it. Once there, Maven starts his own series of brutal slaps across the chest. After the quick succession, Maven grabs Flairs arm and tosses him into the ropes. Maven bent his head down in order to flip him, but Flair stop and drops his elbow on the back of his head. Maven staggers back to his feet and Flair goes to work on him, slapping him some more. Flair then tosses Maven into the ropes, but Maven suddenly leaps into the air and catches him in a flying lariat. Maven beckons Flair to get up and dropkicks him as soon as he does. Flair rises again, only to encounter another dropkick. Maven then lifts Flair and whips him against the ropes and when Flair comes back, Maven lifts him over his back and into the air. Flair is in serious pain as Maven slide in for the pin.
"1...2..."
Flair manages to reach the ropes with his boot and the ref stops the pin. Maven begins to pick up Flair, but Flair drags and grabs hold of the ref. The referee looses balance a bit and Flair goes for a blatant low blow. Maven's face consorts in pain and he falls to the mat. Flair releases the ref and begins to stomp on Maven. After a couple of those, he begins to do his usual strut across the ring while Maven tried to recover in the corner. Flair lifted him up and battered him back. Maven suddenly slapped and Flair returned it. Repeatedly, both wrestlers slapped each other across the chest until Maven picked up the pace once again and started to repeatedly slap him. He then grabbed Flair and whipped him into the ropes, but Flair knocked him down with a shoulder block. He then grabbed Maven's leg and kicked it repeatedly.
"Whoooooooooooo!!!!!!"
Flair then spun around while still holding his leg and locked his legs in with Maven's in his Figure-Four Leglock. Maven groaned in agony as Flair jumped around to add more stress to the pressure. The ref bent over to see if he would quit, but Maven refused. Maven then began to struggle and twist and Flair looked in horror as Maven began to turn the leglock around. Flair tried to hold it, but Maven successfully managed to roll it over and now Flair was feeling the pain. All too quickly, Flair released the hold and both were on the ground. The ref began to count.
"1!"
Both wrestlers were still struggling on the ground.
"2! 3! 4!"
At this point, both of them were desperately climbing up the ropes.
"5! 6! 7!"
Flair reached up to his feet first and grabbed Maven. But Maven suddenly popped out and fought back. He then ran back against the ropes, ducked Flair's counter attack and jumped through the air, tackling him. Flair scrambled and lifted himself up in the corner. Maven rushed at him for a body splash, but Flair pulled the ref and Maven accidentally clobbered him. Maven went to check on him, but Flair attacked from the back with another low blow. Flair then rushed at him, but in a surprise twist, Maven ducked under the charge and lifted Flair into a vicious spinebuster. Maven then locked in the pin, but the ref was still disabled. Releasing Flair, Maven went to check on him, but a form came out of the crowd and slid into the ring.
J.R.- "Oh my god! It's Batista!"
Maven was pulled away from the ref, folded downward, lifted up, and slammed down in a destructive powerbomb. Bastista then slid out of the ring and into the crowd as Flair slowly reached over and covered Maven. The ref saw the cover and began the count.
"1..."
J.R.- "Oh good lord! Flair's going to steal this one."
"2...3!!!!!"
Ding, ding, ding!!!!!!!
"The winner of this match by pinfall, Ric Flair."
J.R. "I don't believe it. Maven had the match, but the return of Batista seemed to change that."
Batista then slid back into the ring and over Maven. Quickly, he lifted him up and powerbombed him again!
King- "Oh, my god. Batista sending a message."
J.R.- "That's right. And the message is, he's back."
King- "You're absolutely right. Batista is back and with Evolution!"
Backstage
Stacy Keibler, the most loved diva from the Raw roster was walking down a short and busy hallway.
King- "Hey! It's Stacy Keibler!"
The harsh un-aired situation between her, Edge, Test and Scott Steiner last week was something unforgotten. Stacy had endured the suffering of being Test's manager for months, and now, after Edge's 'reappearance' last week, that suffering would come to an end.
As the diva kept walking forward, she heard a familiar voice calling from behind. "Keibler!" Stace sighed, it was Test. "KEIBLER!" She turned.
"Yes, Test?" The bigger blonde stopped after evening up his pace.
"Don't you give me that look!"
"What do you want?! I thought I told you last week! We're over."
"Oh no! We've hardly even begun!"
"LOOK! I have Adam . . . Edge now! Why cant you take a hint you bastard."
"DON'T dare to talk sh*t at me! Edge maybe you're play-mate but you're STILL UNDER MY MANAGEMENT! I WON that match with Steiner the other week and that MEANS I have FULL authority over your job! You will be MY manager from next week! HAH! Let's see your precious 'Edge' save you now!"
He walked away, leaving her behind. A disgusted look washed across Stacy's face as the camera shifted back to Ross and Lawler.
Ringside
King- "That was weird J.R! Test is an @$$!"
J.R- "I agree with you. Well folks, up next, the main event, it is the People's Champion, The Rock going up against Big Sexy Kevin Nash!
King- "Will The Rock triumph over Evolution's newest member? We'll find out, coming up next!"
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"Every person has an inner rage, a deep-seeded urge for destruction. And if pushed hard enough, that rage, that destruction, will be UNLEASHED!!!!!!!"
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Evolution music comes up and Kevin Nash exits out, flanked by Randy Orton and Chris Jericho.
"Now being accompanied by Evolution members Randy Orton and Chris Jericho, also representing Evolution, weighing in about 325. Big Sexy Kevin Nash!"
The crowd began to boo at Nash, but like the rest of Evolution he was too cocky for his own good. He entered the ring and almost struck his fist n the air as per his normal entrance. But instead, he moved to the corner and opened his arms out like Randy Orton does.
King- "It looks like the crowds here aren't too fond of Nash."
J.R.- "Well can you blame them. He turned on his best friend, Shawn Michaels last week as well as The Rock
King- "True. And we still haven't heard what the Heartbreak Kid has to say about it."
The arena suddenly darkened slightly as the Titantron showed images of skyscrapers.
"Is cooking..."
The music erupts and The Rock makes his entrance. The crowds roared as he strode purposefully toward the ring.
J.R.- "It's him! The People's Champion, The Rock!"
King- "You can feel the electricity in the entire arena. The Rock is ready to lay the smackethdown tonight!"
The Rock reached the ring and on the corner turnbuckle, where he raised his fist in the air. His eyes were closed, as if he was taking in the power of the people. He then descended and moved to the other end and repeated the act. When that was done, he stared down at Evolution, particularly his opponent, Nash. He knew this was going to be a rough fight. And Evolution wasn't exactly known to be fair players. The Rock hopped down and Nash entered the ring. With that out of the way, the bell rang and the match began.
Ding, ding, ding!
The two of them circled around for a second before The Rock charged in. But Nash lifted his knee and caught The Rock in the midsection. Nash then smashed his fist into his back, causing The Rock to fall to the mat. Nash picked him up from the mat and tossed him against the turnbuckle. He then charged into the corner, crushing The Rock in the corner and causing him to grasp his side in pain. Nash lifted him again, but suddenly The Rock snapped out and began to slap Nash repeatedly until he got him against the ropes. He then whipped him around, but Nash reversed and tossed The Rock against the ropes. The Rock rebounded against it and Nash did a monkey toss, flipping The Rock up and slamming him onto the mat. The Rock groaned in sheer agony and Nash lifted him up and smashed his fist onto his back.
J.R.- "It looks like The Rock isn't doing too good in there."
King- "That's true for now, but you know The Rock. He always manages to come back."
This proved true as soon as Nash lifted The Rock, who broke out again and started to pummel him again, this time against the corner turnbuckle. His attacks increased in speed and The Rock finally backed away, spat into his flat hand and smacked Nash across the chest and sending his body jumping into the air.
King- "I told you. The Rock's laying the smackdown!"
The Rock then grabbed Nash's arm and tried to whip him into the next corner, but Nash pulled back and The Rock wound up in the corner. As Nash backed away, Jericho held on to The Rock's legs, holding him in place for Nash to take a giant run and smash into him. The Rock staggered and knelt down to the ground and Nash began to stalk him. The Rock lifted himself up and Nash ran in for a big boot. But The Rock sidestepped the leg and Nash wound up getting caught with his legs between the ropes. His face distorted in pain as The Rock took advantage with another slap, causing Nash to fall over the side and hit the ground outside. The Rock then went out there with him and grabbed his head. They both took a slight walk and The Rock smashed his head into the steel stairs. Nash's head bounced off and he fell back. The Rock then lifted him up and tossed him back into the ring, while keeping an eye on his two compatriots. The Rock re-entered the ring and began to kick Nash. But before he could try anything, Jericho jumped on the mat. The ref went to dismiss him and The Rock glared at Y2J. But when he turned to confront Nash, he instead found Orton coming at him. Orton swiftly grabbed his head and fell down, taking The Rock with him in his RKO. The Rock bounced off the mat and Jericho left so that the ref's attention would turn back to the match. Nash slowly crawled over to The Rock's prone body and stretched out his arm in a pin.
"1...2..."
But a millisecond before the ref's hand could come down, The Rock's arm shot up, saving him. Nash sat up and shook away his now-building fatigue. He lifted The Rock again and smashed his head in with his fist. But instead of falling, The Rock struck back. Nash attacked again and The Rock did likewise. This went on four more times until The Rock began to build momentum and hit him repeatedly. But Nash was far from done and sent a knee into The Rock's gut again. He then whipped him into the ropes, but The Rock suddenly leaped back with more power and caught him in an aerial clothesline. Nash fell to the mat as the adrenaline coursed through The Rock's veins. Nash staggered to his feet, but The Rock stood ready and hit him repeatedly. But another knee from Nash stopped The Rock's assault. Nash then hit him with another knee, causing him to double over. Nash then rushed back and bounced off the ropes. But The Rock came alive again and caught Nash in a spinebuster, slamming his massive frame in the center of the ring. The Rock then moved over his head and the crowd went wild.
King- "He's going for it. The-Most-Electrifying-Move-In-Sports-Entertainment!"
True to The King's words, The Rock kicked Nash's arm to the side and removed his elbow- pad. Waving his arms, he ran into the ropes at one end, then rushed to the other. But before he could complete it, a chair smashed him in the back and caused him to go down. Jericho had smashed in The Rock's back with a chair and at seeing this, the ref called the bell.
"The winner as a result of a disqualification, The Rock!"
However, this didn't stop Jericho and Orton from entering the ring and kicking down on The Rock's body. They continued to batter him and Orton lifted him up as Jericho went for the chair. But before they could do anything, the cheers from the crowds signaled another wrestler coming. Shawn Michaels slid in the ring and attacked both Orton and Jericho. He managed to knock Orton over the side, but he didn't notice Jericho coming up behind him with the chair. Michaels turned and Jericho charged. But at the last split second, Michaels ducked the chair shot, hopped back and smashed the chair in with his Sweet Chin Music. Jericho's face was smashed and he lay still on the ground. Michaels began his own strut, but didn't notice Nash standing behind him. Michael then turned and faced his former friend. For a moment, they stared each other down and Michaels began to hope that last week's incident was a mistake. But Nash snapped forward with his knee, bent Michael's head between his legs, raised him high in the air, and smashed him down with a jackknife powerbomb.
"Oh my god. What atrocity! Nash just crushed his former best friend."
Nash stared down at Michael's prone body and began to smile. He raised his arms in victory and turned around for the others. But that was a bad mistake as The Rock had recovered a while ago and was now stalking him. When Nash turned, The Rock lurched forward, slung his arm around Nash's chest and shoulder, lifted him up and slammed him with the Rock Bottom!
J.R.- "Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom!"
The Rock stared at Nash and then went up to the turnbuckle to see the retreating forms of Jericho and Orton. They began to trade insults and threats with each other.
King- "Evolution has just been defeated by the Rock."
J.R.- "This is it. Now the war has now truly begun between The Rock and Evolution! Who knows what might happen in the Rock/Goldberg re-match at Unleashed?? This is J.R. and Jerry 'The King' Lawler signing off!"
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A/N: Next update- this SUNDAY! The Final and Forth week of SMACKDOWN! By: The Nav