Babysitting the Player Killer
By Dr@gon Princess
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I'm back. Yay. I seriously would not go away forever mid-fic, and I have another one planned out after this. I'm really sorry that I took so damn long to update. First my computer got infected by some virus (all of D.P.'s files were deleted), then, once I got it back, I went to the KH section because nobody had warned me about it, and I was traumatized. Do I need to say any more? Oh, Sora did not die. If you played Outbreak, then you know he got saved or whatever. Well, here's chapter 4, hope you like it…
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4. No Friends Over!
Tsukasa sat on the couch, bored. It had been an hour, and the pizza had not come. Although, since Mimiru had been in charge of calling the pizza place, Tsukasa was not sure the pizza had ever been ordered. They had all forgotten about their own cooking, which was just as well, because, if you remember, that cooking had been poisoned. Unfortunately, Mimiru had a very short attention span, and was now trying to convince the others to play Truth or Dare.
"Truth or Dare?" asked Mimiru.
"For the last time," said Subaru, "We are NOT playing Truth or Dare!"
"Marco Polo?" asked Mimiru.
"WHAT?" yelled Subaru. She was clearly pissed off that the pizza hadn't come yet, and was taking it out on Mimiru. Subaru is evil when she's hungry. "We aren't even at a pool! That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, even worse than Truth or Dare!"
"Yay!" said Mimiru happily. "You wanna play Truth or Dare with me!"
"I. DO. NOT. WANNA. PLAY. TRUTH OR DARE!" shouted Subaru. Before she could kill Mimiru, the doorbell rang, and all three babysitters ran to answer it.
"It's the pizza guy!" said Mimiru. She opened up the door, and a herd of 9, 10, and 11-year-olds stampeded in.
"Party at Sora's!" yelled the kids. Unfortunately, they stampede over the sitters, so that Tsukasa, Mimiru, and Subaru were carried along with the crowd into the living room.
"Break stuff!" yelled a kid.
"No, don't break stuff!" said Tsukasa. The kids ignored what Tsukasa had said, and now were breaking stuff on Tsukasa's head.
"Aren't you a little too old for this party?" asked another kid.
"I'm a child at heart!" said Mimiru. "I mean, there is no party! We're the babysitters, and Sora can't have any friends over! Who even invited you?"
"She invited us," said the kid. "And if she invited us, then it must be okay with Sora." The kid went back to breaking stuff.
"Who's 'she'?" Tsukasa asked Subaru.
"I don't know," she replied, "but maybe it's that girl standing on the table over there." A girl of about 9 was trying to get everyone's attention by standing on an expensive table and screaming.
"People, people!" she yelled. "This is a kill-the-babysitter party, not a break-Sora's-stuff-party! He called me because he needs us to free him! First, go upstairs and let Sora out, then he can come up with a complicated-like plan, and we can spill babysitter blood!" The kids cheered.
"What's her name?" Mimiru asked a kid. "I think I know her from somewhere…"
"Nobody knows her name," replied the kid. "I don't know if she even HAS a name. She goes by her student ID number… hey, Sora's here!' And Sora WAS there, ready to kick off the kill-the-babysitter party with an evil plan. A very simple evil plan.
"Kill the babysitter! And break stuff!" Sora yelled.
"But honey," said the girl. "It's not a break-Sora's-stuff party!"
*GASP*
"HONEY?" said Tsukasa. "Sora has a GIRLFRIEND!" Tsukasa, Subaru, and Mimiru started laughing. They had forgotten that they were surrounded by evil, bloodthirsty chibis.
"What did we discuss about calling me that in public? What if I told everybody your real name, A20?"
*GASP 2.0*
"A20 and Sora? This is better than I thought!" said Tsukasa.
"Blackmail material!" cackled Subaru, smiling evilly.
"None of you are getting out of here alive," said Sora. "What use will blackmail material be when you're dead?"
"A20, it's me, Mimiru!" said Mimiru. "Don't kill me! Kill Subaru instead!"
"Sora, we're not killing Mimiru," said A20.
"Oh, fine," said Sora. "But the other two die! Attack!"
"Run!" yelled Mimiru, and ran. She didn't really have to run, because she was the only one safe from chibi attack. But she ran anyway, and dammit, it felt good. She made it into the laundry room, and then realized that the other two were gone, maybe because they were being attacked by VICIOUS CHIBIS! Screams of pain came from outside. Suddenly, Subaru burst in, looking like a large chicken. (try saying that ten times!)
"They tar-and-feathered me!" Subaru yelled, flapping her wings, I mean, raising her arms. "But…"
"They got my Tsukasa?" Mimiru asked sadly.
"MY Tsukasa!" yelled Subaru.
"NO!" screamed Mimiru, which did nothing but let the chibis know where they were.
"Tsukasa…" said Subaru. There was no point in her saying Tsukasa's name, but she did, anyway.
"Did you notice how something bad always happens when we get separated?" Mimiru asked. "First, it was lots of angst, then, it was those copies of us, then, the Chibi Channel, and now, Tsukasa is gone…"
"It's your fault Tsukasa was taken from us!" yelled Subaru.
"No, it's your fault!" replied Mimiru.
Up in Sora's room, where Sora was trying to fix the electricity (and getting semi-fried in the process), he took out a little flag, and waved it. "Happy 50th fight, Subaru and Mimiru," he muttered. He wondered how the battle downstairs was going.
"No! Don't kill me!" Tsukasa yelled, helplessly. Why am I always getting captured/attacked/unable to log out? she wondered. A20 had Tsukasa trapped helplessly in the living room, and was holding a scary-looking weapon above Tsukasa's face.
"This is how it has to be!" A20 replied. Tsukasa whimpered. "Somebody has to pay for me being called a n00b!" And with that, A20 attacked Tsukasa. The Fanfic Camera turned toward their shadows as A20's attack met Tsukasa, again and again and again.
Back with Subaru and Mimiru, the two of them were still arguing. The chibis had arrived, and were trying to take over the laundry room. Mimiru and Subaru were fending them off with brooms and mops, and fighting with each other between attacks. It went like this:
"You loser," said Subaru. "I (whack) can't believe (smash) you're my friend!"
"Oh yeah?" said Mimiru. "Well, you (splat) would make a horrible (smack) Mrs. Tsukasa!" Suddenly, A20 pushed in what was left of Tsukasa.
"Tsukasa!" said Mimiru.
"You're…" began Subaru.
"A GIRL!" they finished together. Tsukasa was wearing a flowery dress, pigtails, and an inch-thick coat of makeup.
"That witch gave me a makeover!" yelled Tsukasa, pointing at a smiling A20. (Why, what did you think had happened?)
"Aw, don't worry," said Subaru. "Let's go to the kitchen and wash off all of that makeup." Subaru's arm around Tsukasa, they left together for the kitchen. A20 followed them.
Mimiru sighed. She was all alone, fighting chibis with a mop. And Saturdays usually ended with her watching TV at home. A20 ran back in, screaming.
"MIMIRU! THEY'RE KILLING EACH OTHER!" she screamed. "They were in the kitchen and they started saying things and now they're killing each other!" Mimiru grabbed A20's arm and ran to the kitchen (half-dragging A20). When she got there, her jaw dropped. She could not believe what she saw…
To be continued…