Super Smash
Bros.
Melee
Jeopardy
Kirby: That is what you think, big monkey. I am psychologist Kirby who uses beam swords! Prepare to die, big monkey!
Donkey Kong: I AM NOT A MONKEY!!! I AM AN APE!!! (Lunges at Kirby slashing like crazy.)
Kirby: What do you expect to hit when you are slashing like that? You definitely wont hit me! I am too hard to hit, even with two people attacking me. (Donkey Kong hits Kirby) OWW!! WHY ON EARTH DID YOU HIT ME??? WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!
Donkey Kong: You called me a monkey!
Kirby: WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!!
(Kirby and Donkey Kong get in a beam sword fight.)
Announcer: This is nothing like jeopardy. It's better, people in fights, people just watching and people getting slashed at by beam swords. Oh Crud!! (Announcer dodges a beam sword)
Zelda: WHY THE HELL DID YOU KILL LINK???
Marth: He was trying to take my place.
Zelda: Well you left, so they needed a new contestant.
Marth: Oh. Well, in that case, would you like to have a cup of coffee??
Zelda: No.
Marth: Okay.(='(( Marth's face.)
(Marth walks over to Samus.)
Marth: Would you like to have a cup of coffee with me?
Samus: I would.but I've got reasons not to.
Marth: Like what?
Samus: Well um, just reasons.
Marth: Is it because I have never seen boobs??
Samus: No.
Marth: Is it because I act stupid??
Samus: No.
Marth: What is the reason then?
Samus: It's personal.
Marth: Okay.
(Marth walks to Princess Peach, who just happens to be in the audience.)
Marth: Would like to go get a cup of coffee with me?
Princess Peach: (looks over at Mario) Okay.
Marth: YAAAAAaaYYYYYY!!!!!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!! YAAAAYY!!!
Princess Peach: Not yet, we have to see how the date goes, and then maybe you'll have a girlfriend.
Marth: Oh..Okay.. So when are we gonna go on our date?
Peach: Umm. how about right now?
Marth: OKAY!!
Marth and Peach walk out of the studio holding hands.
Announcer: Well that's it for him. Whew.
Samus: Wait? Did he just leave with Peach? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM?!?!?!
Samus runs out of the studio.
Announcer: Well I guess that is it for today. Everyone has a score of somewhere below zero... It doesn't really matter.. Just tune in next week. Maybe then it will be a real Jeopardy, not some battle between the cast of SSBM. Thank you and come again.
Link: The show is over right?
Everyone in studio: AAAAAAAAAH!!!! HE LIVES!! AND HE IS DEAD!!!!
Bros.
Melee
Jeopardy
Kirby: That is what you think, big monkey. I am psychologist Kirby who uses beam swords! Prepare to die, big monkey!
Donkey Kong: I AM NOT A MONKEY!!! I AM AN APE!!! (Lunges at Kirby slashing like crazy.)
Kirby: What do you expect to hit when you are slashing like that? You definitely wont hit me! I am too hard to hit, even with two people attacking me. (Donkey Kong hits Kirby) OWW!! WHY ON EARTH DID YOU HIT ME??? WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!
Donkey Kong: You called me a monkey!
Kirby: WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!!
(Kirby and Donkey Kong get in a beam sword fight.)
Announcer: This is nothing like jeopardy. It's better, people in fights, people just watching and people getting slashed at by beam swords. Oh Crud!! (Announcer dodges a beam sword)
Zelda: WHY THE HELL DID YOU KILL LINK???
Marth: He was trying to take my place.
Zelda: Well you left, so they needed a new contestant.
Marth: Oh. Well, in that case, would you like to have a cup of coffee??
Zelda: No.
Marth: Okay.(='(( Marth's face.)
(Marth walks over to Samus.)
Marth: Would you like to have a cup of coffee with me?
Samus: I would.but I've got reasons not to.
Marth: Like what?
Samus: Well um, just reasons.
Marth: Is it because I have never seen boobs??
Samus: No.
Marth: Is it because I act stupid??
Samus: No.
Marth: What is the reason then?
Samus: It's personal.
Marth: Okay.
(Marth walks to Princess Peach, who just happens to be in the audience.)
Marth: Would like to go get a cup of coffee with me?
Princess Peach: (looks over at Mario) Okay.
Marth: YAAAAAaaYYYYYY!!!!!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!! YAAAAYY!!!
Princess Peach: Not yet, we have to see how the date goes, and then maybe you'll have a girlfriend.
Marth: Oh..Okay.. So when are we gonna go on our date?
Peach: Umm. how about right now?
Marth: OKAY!!
Marth and Peach walk out of the studio holding hands.
Announcer: Well that's it for him. Whew.
Samus: Wait? Did he just leave with Peach? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM?!?!?!
Samus runs out of the studio.
Announcer: Well I guess that is it for today. Everyone has a score of somewhere below zero... It doesn't really matter.. Just tune in next week. Maybe then it will be a real Jeopardy, not some battle between the cast of SSBM. Thank you and come again.
Link: The show is over right?
Everyone in studio: AAAAAAAAAH!!!! HE LIVES!! AND HE IS DEAD!!!!