Super Smash Bros Melee Jeopardy
Announcer: Hello all, and welcome back to Super Smash Bros. Melee Jeopardy. Today's contestants aren't even from super smash bros. And I still have yet to figure out why they are here. But anyways, today's contestants are Mega Man from the Mega Man games.
Mega Man: If a train left the train station at two o'clock, what time would Dora the Explorer be on?
Announcer: Does it matter?
Mega Man: Not really. I'm just trying to figure out so I can leave when my lil bro watches it.
Wolverine: Since when did you have a little brother?
Mega Man: I don't.
Announcer: Anyways, Wolverine is a contestant.
Wolverine: Sup dawgs?
Announcer: Not much. And the last contestant is Dora the Explorer.
Dora: What? This isn't a cornfield. Its much better. I hate corn.
Announcer: Here let me send you back to the cornfield.
Dora disappears.
Wolverine: Who's the last contestant then?
Announcer: I know exactly who to send in. And here he is!
Sandtrap (from Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour): GRAAAAARWWWL!!
Announcer: okay now, lets start the show. Wolverine, you start, what category would you like to choose from?
Wolverine: Hmmm... How about the one on the far left?
Announcer: Okay. Question #1: If a train left a city at a quarter to five, and it arrived back the same time, where would it have gone off to?
Buzz!
Announcer: Yes, Mega Man?
Mega Man: It left at 4:45.
Announcer: Yes, it did but that's not the question.
Buzz!
Announcer: Yes Wolverine?
Wolverine: Ill slice it in half. Then ill eat the food that was inside and cry like a little girl.
Announcer: Okay, but that's not the question.
Silence
Announcer: Well times up. So far the score is Mega Man= -60, Wolverine= -60, Sandtrap= 0. So far Sandtrap is winning...
(The last 10 minutes.)
Buzz!
Buzz!
Buzz!
Buzz!
Announcer: Stop the buzzing dammit!!
Buzz!
Announcer: STOP!!! Oh wait, yes Sandtrap?
Sandtrap: Michael Douglas.
Announcer: Tha-tha-tha-that's right. Amazing..
Mega Man: HE IS A SANDTRAP!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
Wolverine: I wonder if it would hurt.. (Sticks claw up his nose) Yes, it hurts. (Starts crying.)
Announcer: Well that concludes another day of Super Smash Bros. Melee Jeopardy. The score is Mega Man= -88986896, Wolverine= -86398695245823, and the Sandtrap= 60. Tune in next week when we have actual SSBM characters involved. Thanks for tuning in, and have a nice day.
Wolverine: I didn't know that -86398695245823 was an actual number.
Mega Man: Well it is.
Announcer: Hello all, and welcome back to Super Smash Bros. Melee Jeopardy. Today's contestants aren't even from super smash bros. And I still have yet to figure out why they are here. But anyways, today's contestants are Mega Man from the Mega Man games.
Mega Man: If a train left the train station at two o'clock, what time would Dora the Explorer be on?
Announcer: Does it matter?
Mega Man: Not really. I'm just trying to figure out so I can leave when my lil bro watches it.
Wolverine: Since when did you have a little brother?
Mega Man: I don't.
Announcer: Anyways, Wolverine is a contestant.
Wolverine: Sup dawgs?
Announcer: Not much. And the last contestant is Dora the Explorer.
Dora: What? This isn't a cornfield. Its much better. I hate corn.
Announcer: Here let me send you back to the cornfield.
Dora disappears.
Wolverine: Who's the last contestant then?
Announcer: I know exactly who to send in. And here he is!
Sandtrap (from Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour): GRAAAAARWWWL!!
Announcer: okay now, lets start the show. Wolverine, you start, what category would you like to choose from?
Wolverine: Hmmm... How about the one on the far left?
Announcer: Okay. Question #1: If a train left a city at a quarter to five, and it arrived back the same time, where would it have gone off to?
Buzz!
Announcer: Yes, Mega Man?
Mega Man: It left at 4:45.
Announcer: Yes, it did but that's not the question.
Buzz!
Announcer: Yes Wolverine?
Wolverine: Ill slice it in half. Then ill eat the food that was inside and cry like a little girl.
Announcer: Okay, but that's not the question.
Silence
Announcer: Well times up. So far the score is Mega Man= -60, Wolverine= -60, Sandtrap= 0. So far Sandtrap is winning...
(The last 10 minutes.)
Buzz!
Buzz!
Buzz!
Buzz!
Announcer: Stop the buzzing dammit!!
Buzz!
Announcer: STOP!!! Oh wait, yes Sandtrap?
Sandtrap: Michael Douglas.
Announcer: Tha-tha-tha-that's right. Amazing..
Mega Man: HE IS A SANDTRAP!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
Wolverine: I wonder if it would hurt.. (Sticks claw up his nose) Yes, it hurts. (Starts crying.)
Announcer: Well that concludes another day of Super Smash Bros. Melee Jeopardy. The score is Mega Man= -88986896, Wolverine= -86398695245823, and the Sandtrap= 60. Tune in next week when we have actual SSBM characters involved. Thanks for tuning in, and have a nice day.
Wolverine: I didn't know that -86398695245823 was an actual number.
Mega Man: Well it is.