Z Warriors: The Secret Wars
BM: And so, chapter 13 begins
JJ: Yup, and this one is gonna be good
BM: Yup, just read the title and you will KNOW it's gonna be good
JJ: I can't wait to read it, so hurry up with the disclaimer
BM: Okay, with us today to do the disclaimer are Ron Stoppable and Rufus and Kim Possible
Ron: Booyah, that's right Ron and Rufus are in the house
Rufus: Uh huh
KP: What they mean to say is, we're glad to be here
JJ: I'm sure you know the drill
Disclaimer: Ron: Musa doesn't own DBZ, Marvel, or Kim Possible. Rufus: Uh uh, no KP: He does own Punch though Rufus: Uh huh, yeah,
Chapter 13 Melee time
"Oh look, this must be our lucky day, Apocalypse, the Mutant Brotherhood, and Sentinels." said Jubilee dryly
"Where'd the sentinels come from? I thought we destroyed them" said Nightcrawler
"Apparently, , there were some on the bottom of the ocean, and Apocalypse woke them up." said Jean Grey. In a flash the Ginyu Force and the Cold Family were walking in Apocalypse's ranks walking towards the Titans (I'm going to call the combined X men and Z senshi the titans)
"So what do we do now?" asked Cyclops
"We take 'em all down" said Wolverine
"Sounds like a plan, I could use a decent fight"
"I like your style, though I don't think these clowns count as a decent fight" said Wolverine, while extending his claws
"So it's agreed, a full frontal assault" said Goku, the others just nodded in agreement "Then lets go" said Goku, and in a burst of aura, the Titans were off.
"You all can have whoever you want, but Frieza is mine" said Vegeta
"I'll take Cooler" said Trunks
"Fine by me, I'll take the big stupid one" said Goku
"I'll take the three ring circus clowns" said Gohan. They then collided with the said HFIL residents and the melee was on. Even with their power ups, the Cold Family was outclassed, due to the fact that the Saiyans had been training to fight Cell. The Saiyans were more than prepared to deal with the HFIL escapees and the melee was a little one sided.
Meanwhile, the X men were keeping Apocalypse and his sentinels busy and the Z senshi were deciding on who would get to deal with the mutant brotherhood.
"I'll take tall, dark and heavy" said Krillin, referring to the Blob
"that's ok with me, I'll take pretty boy over there" said Tien, pointing to Quicksilver
"Ok then, Piccolo, you see what you can do with queen of the anger management problems" said Krillin
"Okay, that leaves me with" said Yamcha, eying up who was left, he then made a very unique face "sticky" he said, while gesturing to Toad.
"Some people just have all the luck, huh Yamcha?" said Krillin
"Why does something tell me you planned this?" said Yamcha
"Who me?" asked Krillin with a smile that said his halo was held up by horns
~~~meanwhile~~~
"Huh, looks like I got lucky" said Blob
"Did you hear how they're talkin' 'bout me?" asked Toad
Scarlet Witch just muttered about taking out her anger on them
"At least they got one part right, I AM pretty" said Quicksilver
"Yeah, well lets go get them" said Blob
"For once you had a good idea" said Quicksilver
"For once you had an idea period" said Scarlet Witch
"Thanks.HEY"
"Lets just go" said Toad, taking off
~~~Z senshi~~~
"Here they come" said Yamcha
"There's your date, Piccolo" said Krillin. Piccolo just remained silent.
"Lets just go" said Tien
They charged, and the melee began.
~~~The rest~~~
"These fights are great and all, but what are we supposed to do?" asked Punch
"Yeah, I'm bored, and I wanna' try my suit out" said Bulma
"We could help the X men" said Chaotzu
"That's a good Idea" said Punch, and they all took off to help out
"I think I'll just stay here if it's all the same to you" said Yajirobe
"It's not" said Punch, and she drug him off to fight Puar and Oolong just dug a hole in the dirt to watch the fights from.
~~~Goku~~~
Goku flew into the middle of King Cold and hit him with an explosion of energy, folding him up and sending him up into the air briefly before they both go to the ground, King Cold on the bottom. Goku then begun to hit KC (I'm going to call him KC to save some time) with such speed and ferocity that he didn't have an opportunity to mount a defense or even regain his balance. KC then realized that even with all his power ups, he was still the equivalent of a child to Goku. This sent a wave of fear through his entire body, but when he turned to flee, Goku snatched him by the tail and sent him to the ground. He then proceeded to beat KC senseless and the last thing he saw before everything went dark was Goku's fist coming at his nose.
"Alright Goku!" Chi Chi yelled as Goku threw KC's unconscious body at her feet.
"You can send him through the gate now" said Goku
"I think I'll wait for the others, It shouldn't be too long until they are ready to go, you go help the X men" she answered
"Ok" said Goku as he begun to fly off to help the X men. Chi Chi was about to turn her attention towards the other Saiyans, but then heard KC's moan. Without even a glance she brought the handle of her Pudao down on his head, sending him back to dreamland and leaving a large lump on his head.
~~~Trunks~~~
Trunks dodged a weak punch and begun a rain of merciless blows onto Cooler's entire body. Cooler was quickly realizing how much of a mistake he had made in his assessment of Trunk's power, but before he could even begin to flee, Trunks delivered a powerful blow to Cooler's head and then when he begun to fly towards the ground Trunks grabbed his tail and gave him a mighty swing sending him hurtling towards the ground at such velocity that the friction caused cuts to open up on his body. When he reached the ground his entire body was glowing and he pondered whether or not he should get up but his answer came as a fist to his face. Trunks then picked him up by his tail and sent him back up into the air and flew up above him and came down with his sword, slicing him up into dozens of pieces which fell in a neat pile by King Cold. Cooler's head reassembled and he begun to yell, but was quickly silenced by the handle of Chi Chi's pudao.
"Good job Trunks, now go help the X men" said Chi Chi. Trunks nodded and then took off. 'such a nice young man' thought Chi Chi. (FYI, Cooler is already dead, thus the reason for his still being alive after being chopped to dozens of pieces)
~~~Gohan~~~
Gohan smirked as Jeice took a lunge at him and attempted to land a punch in his stomach. Gohan calmly dodged it and returned it with a lightning fast kick that sent him towards the ground, but Gohan wasn't done with him yet, he grabbed him by the hair and swung him around sending him flying at Recoome who had been trying to come up behind him, giving them both a one-way ticket to the ground. Burter looked on in a few moments of shock, but before he could aid his comrades, Gohan's fist was in his stomach, causing his insides to fold up like a paper crane, and then a folded hammer fist to the back of his head sent him to the ground. Guldo had been trying to come up behind Gohan and freeze time, but at seeing this he had frozen. Then Gohan turned his gaze towards Guldo and brought him back to reality, but before he could take a breath, his breath was being forced out of his lungs by the force of Gohan's fist in his stomach. Gohan then grabbed hold of Guldo's armor and flung him towards the ground. Gohan sent a ki blast after him and used it to hit all of the Ginyu Force. The GF rose into the air looking more than a little burnt around the edges.
"Do you surrender or do I have to hit you again?" asked Gohan. In response, they all begun to charge up energy blasts. "Good, I was afraid you would give up" said Gohan and he powered up a bit, preparing to attack.
~~~The X men~~~
Jubilee and Rogue took this moment to look over to where Gohan was.
"Oh my gosh, Gohan's in trouble, we have to help him" 'otherwise, I'll never have a chance to see if he's interested in me' thought Jubilee
"Lets go" said Rogue, and just as they were about to take off they saw something interesting happen.
~~~Gohan~~~
Gohan then launched his attack. To an outside observer it would look like Gohan disappeared and that the Ginyu Force had been enveloped by a golden tornado but to the trained eye Gohan had begun to attack the Ginyu Force with such ferocity and speed that they could barely see him, let alone mount a defense or counter attack.
~~~Rogue and Jubilee~~~
All that Rogue or Jubilee could see was a golden tornado and all that they could hear was Gohan's blows and the grunts and screams of pain that they produced from the Ginyu Force . Then, one by one, the Ginyu Force began to fall from the tornado of energy.
~~~Gohan~~~
Gohan looked almost disappointed as Jeice fell from the sky. Jeice was the last of the Ginyu Force to remain standing and now Gohan thought he would be left with nothing to do. 'oh well' thought Gohan as he gathered them up and deposited them rather unceremoniously on the ground in front of Chi Chi 'I guess I couldn't expect the fight to last forever.
"Good job honey, now go and help the X men" said Chi Chi. At this Gohan got an almost evil glint in his eye as he flew off to carry out her order.
'That boy has been spending too much time training with Vegeta' thought Chi Chi. The Ginyu Force then begun to stir. Chi Chi then whipped around and took her pudao and pointed it at them like a gun and yelled "FREEZE" the Ginyu Force then curled up in fetal positions and screamed like little girls before passing out from fright. 'Gohan has definitely traumatized them if that can make them scream like little girls' thought Chi Chi, then she sniffed the air 'and make them mess in their pants'
~~~Last but certainly not least Vegeta~~~
Vegeta was having the time of his life wailing on Frieza like there's no tomorrow. Vegeta charged at Frieza, but just before making contact he disappeared. Frieza was looking around franticly and then froze in terror as he heard Vegeta's voice "Up here"
'This is going to hurt' he thought as he looked up, but to his surprise Vegeta wasn't there. He was about to get frantic again when Vegeta's hand came into contact with the back of his neck, sending him careening into the ground. Vegeta then grabbed his tail and pulled on it, causing the opposing forces to pull it clean off. Frieza growled as he stood up on the ground. He then focused his energy and regenerated his tail. He sent a barrage of energy waves at Vegeta, which he simply dodged while coming closer to Frieza as he did, until he appeared right in front of Frieza and sent him flying once more. Vegeta smirked as he disappeared and reappeared above Frieza and used a kick to cut Frieza's trip short and send him to the ground. Vegeta then proceeded to wail on him again, until Frieza tried to escape, which is when Vegeta ripped his tail off again and proceeded to use it as a club and beat Frieza into the ground with it, literally. With each pound the crater Frieza was in got deeper, until Chi Chi decided Frieza had received enough punishment and pulled Vegeta off.
"Vegeta, I know he did terrible things to you, but you can't kill him or make him any flatter." said Chi Chi
"And what do you propose Chi Chi?"
"The punishment for threatening the age of mankind is a fate worse than death in other world" said Chi Chi
"Very well, send him back and let them deal with him" said Vegeta, looking not quite satisfied, but content to let him slide, this time 'and besides' thought Vegeta 'I can always visit him when I'm in the afterlife' thought Vegeta, as an evil smirk came to his face.
"Now go help the X men and I will be there shortly" said Chi Chi. Vegeta thought about making a comeback about her not ordering him around, but decided against it since he was itching to deal out more destruction. Vegeta smirked slightly as he heard the impact of the end of Chi Chi's pudao make contact with Frieza's head as he flew away.
"Now to send you all back where you belong" said Chi Chi as she deposited Frieza next to the other escapees.
She begun to spin her pudao around above her head then out in front of her and then beside her as it started to glow. Energy seemed to gather around it as she moved it back above her head and then sliced the air in front of her. A small rip could then be seen as light poured out from it and then it got wider and wider as space itself seemed to expand. Then it seemed to form a small window through which King Yemma could be seen.
"Your time is up, now be gone" she said as she slammed the handle of her pudao on the ground which seemed to start up a strong wind that sucked them through the window. The window then closed as time and space returned to how they should be.
'That's that, now time to go help the others' she thought as she took off towards the others.
BM: That's all done
JJ: But what about the sentinels and Apocalypse
Ron: Chi Chi was hot in this chapter, in more ways than one
KP: RON!!!
Ron: What, It's the truth
KP: One, she's old enough to be your mother. Two, she's spoken for. And three, *Interrupted by fist colliding with Ron's head* she would most likely beat you up if she heard you talking like that
CC: *Brushes hands together* That should teach you some manners
Rufus: *does final rights*
JJ: Grasshopper has little sense but big mouth
Rufus: Uh huh, uh huh *bows*
KP: Okay, the next chapter?
BM: Will have a big brawl with the sentinels and possibly a little of the battle with Apocalypse, and maybe, just maybe, a some surprise guests
KP: Sounds good, could I come back?
JJ: I suppose, since we didn't really finish the melee, or we could have the reviewers vote.
BM: sounds like a plan, so let us know, Chi Chi will be here no matter who comes, but should we bring in someone new, or one of our previous guests?
JJ: Until then, ja ne
BM: And so, chapter 13 begins
JJ: Yup, and this one is gonna be good
BM: Yup, just read the title and you will KNOW it's gonna be good
JJ: I can't wait to read it, so hurry up with the disclaimer
BM: Okay, with us today to do the disclaimer are Ron Stoppable and Rufus and Kim Possible
Ron: Booyah, that's right Ron and Rufus are in the house
Rufus: Uh huh
KP: What they mean to say is, we're glad to be here
JJ: I'm sure you know the drill
Disclaimer: Ron: Musa doesn't own DBZ, Marvel, or Kim Possible. Rufus: Uh uh, no KP: He does own Punch though Rufus: Uh huh, yeah,
Chapter 13 Melee time
"Oh look, this must be our lucky day, Apocalypse, the Mutant Brotherhood, and Sentinels." said Jubilee dryly
"Where'd the sentinels come from? I thought we destroyed them" said Nightcrawler
"Apparently, , there were some on the bottom of the ocean, and Apocalypse woke them up." said Jean Grey. In a flash the Ginyu Force and the Cold Family were walking in Apocalypse's ranks walking towards the Titans (I'm going to call the combined X men and Z senshi the titans)
"So what do we do now?" asked Cyclops
"We take 'em all down" said Wolverine
"Sounds like a plan, I could use a decent fight"
"I like your style, though I don't think these clowns count as a decent fight" said Wolverine, while extending his claws
"So it's agreed, a full frontal assault" said Goku, the others just nodded in agreement "Then lets go" said Goku, and in a burst of aura, the Titans were off.
"You all can have whoever you want, but Frieza is mine" said Vegeta
"I'll take Cooler" said Trunks
"Fine by me, I'll take the big stupid one" said Goku
"I'll take the three ring circus clowns" said Gohan. They then collided with the said HFIL residents and the melee was on. Even with their power ups, the Cold Family was outclassed, due to the fact that the Saiyans had been training to fight Cell. The Saiyans were more than prepared to deal with the HFIL escapees and the melee was a little one sided.
Meanwhile, the X men were keeping Apocalypse and his sentinels busy and the Z senshi were deciding on who would get to deal with the mutant brotherhood.
"I'll take tall, dark and heavy" said Krillin, referring to the Blob
"that's ok with me, I'll take pretty boy over there" said Tien, pointing to Quicksilver
"Ok then, Piccolo, you see what you can do with queen of the anger management problems" said Krillin
"Okay, that leaves me with" said Yamcha, eying up who was left, he then made a very unique face "sticky" he said, while gesturing to Toad.
"Some people just have all the luck, huh Yamcha?" said Krillin
"Why does something tell me you planned this?" said Yamcha
"Who me?" asked Krillin with a smile that said his halo was held up by horns
~~~meanwhile~~~
"Huh, looks like I got lucky" said Blob
"Did you hear how they're talkin' 'bout me?" asked Toad
Scarlet Witch just muttered about taking out her anger on them
"At least they got one part right, I AM pretty" said Quicksilver
"Yeah, well lets go get them" said Blob
"For once you had a good idea" said Quicksilver
"For once you had an idea period" said Scarlet Witch
"Thanks.HEY"
"Lets just go" said Toad, taking off
~~~Z senshi~~~
"Here they come" said Yamcha
"There's your date, Piccolo" said Krillin. Piccolo just remained silent.
"Lets just go" said Tien
They charged, and the melee began.
~~~The rest~~~
"These fights are great and all, but what are we supposed to do?" asked Punch
"Yeah, I'm bored, and I wanna' try my suit out" said Bulma
"We could help the X men" said Chaotzu
"That's a good Idea" said Punch, and they all took off to help out
"I think I'll just stay here if it's all the same to you" said Yajirobe
"It's not" said Punch, and she drug him off to fight Puar and Oolong just dug a hole in the dirt to watch the fights from.
~~~Goku~~~
Goku flew into the middle of King Cold and hit him with an explosion of energy, folding him up and sending him up into the air briefly before they both go to the ground, King Cold on the bottom. Goku then begun to hit KC (I'm going to call him KC to save some time) with such speed and ferocity that he didn't have an opportunity to mount a defense or even regain his balance. KC then realized that even with all his power ups, he was still the equivalent of a child to Goku. This sent a wave of fear through his entire body, but when he turned to flee, Goku snatched him by the tail and sent him to the ground. He then proceeded to beat KC senseless and the last thing he saw before everything went dark was Goku's fist coming at his nose.
"Alright Goku!" Chi Chi yelled as Goku threw KC's unconscious body at her feet.
"You can send him through the gate now" said Goku
"I think I'll wait for the others, It shouldn't be too long until they are ready to go, you go help the X men" she answered
"Ok" said Goku as he begun to fly off to help the X men. Chi Chi was about to turn her attention towards the other Saiyans, but then heard KC's moan. Without even a glance she brought the handle of her Pudao down on his head, sending him back to dreamland and leaving a large lump on his head.
~~~Trunks~~~
Trunks dodged a weak punch and begun a rain of merciless blows onto Cooler's entire body. Cooler was quickly realizing how much of a mistake he had made in his assessment of Trunk's power, but before he could even begin to flee, Trunks delivered a powerful blow to Cooler's head and then when he begun to fly towards the ground Trunks grabbed his tail and gave him a mighty swing sending him hurtling towards the ground at such velocity that the friction caused cuts to open up on his body. When he reached the ground his entire body was glowing and he pondered whether or not he should get up but his answer came as a fist to his face. Trunks then picked him up by his tail and sent him back up into the air and flew up above him and came down with his sword, slicing him up into dozens of pieces which fell in a neat pile by King Cold. Cooler's head reassembled and he begun to yell, but was quickly silenced by the handle of Chi Chi's pudao.
"Good job Trunks, now go help the X men" said Chi Chi. Trunks nodded and then took off. 'such a nice young man' thought Chi Chi. (FYI, Cooler is already dead, thus the reason for his still being alive after being chopped to dozens of pieces)
~~~Gohan~~~
Gohan smirked as Jeice took a lunge at him and attempted to land a punch in his stomach. Gohan calmly dodged it and returned it with a lightning fast kick that sent him towards the ground, but Gohan wasn't done with him yet, he grabbed him by the hair and swung him around sending him flying at Recoome who had been trying to come up behind him, giving them both a one-way ticket to the ground. Burter looked on in a few moments of shock, but before he could aid his comrades, Gohan's fist was in his stomach, causing his insides to fold up like a paper crane, and then a folded hammer fist to the back of his head sent him to the ground. Guldo had been trying to come up behind Gohan and freeze time, but at seeing this he had frozen. Then Gohan turned his gaze towards Guldo and brought him back to reality, but before he could take a breath, his breath was being forced out of his lungs by the force of Gohan's fist in his stomach. Gohan then grabbed hold of Guldo's armor and flung him towards the ground. Gohan sent a ki blast after him and used it to hit all of the Ginyu Force. The GF rose into the air looking more than a little burnt around the edges.
"Do you surrender or do I have to hit you again?" asked Gohan. In response, they all begun to charge up energy blasts. "Good, I was afraid you would give up" said Gohan and he powered up a bit, preparing to attack.
~~~The X men~~~
Jubilee and Rogue took this moment to look over to where Gohan was.
"Oh my gosh, Gohan's in trouble, we have to help him" 'otherwise, I'll never have a chance to see if he's interested in me' thought Jubilee
"Lets go" said Rogue, and just as they were about to take off they saw something interesting happen.
~~~Gohan~~~
Gohan then launched his attack. To an outside observer it would look like Gohan disappeared and that the Ginyu Force had been enveloped by a golden tornado but to the trained eye Gohan had begun to attack the Ginyu Force with such ferocity and speed that they could barely see him, let alone mount a defense or counter attack.
~~~Rogue and Jubilee~~~
All that Rogue or Jubilee could see was a golden tornado and all that they could hear was Gohan's blows and the grunts and screams of pain that they produced from the Ginyu Force . Then, one by one, the Ginyu Force began to fall from the tornado of energy.
~~~Gohan~~~
Gohan looked almost disappointed as Jeice fell from the sky. Jeice was the last of the Ginyu Force to remain standing and now Gohan thought he would be left with nothing to do. 'oh well' thought Gohan as he gathered them up and deposited them rather unceremoniously on the ground in front of Chi Chi 'I guess I couldn't expect the fight to last forever.
"Good job honey, now go and help the X men" said Chi Chi. At this Gohan got an almost evil glint in his eye as he flew off to carry out her order.
'That boy has been spending too much time training with Vegeta' thought Chi Chi. The Ginyu Force then begun to stir. Chi Chi then whipped around and took her pudao and pointed it at them like a gun and yelled "FREEZE" the Ginyu Force then curled up in fetal positions and screamed like little girls before passing out from fright. 'Gohan has definitely traumatized them if that can make them scream like little girls' thought Chi Chi, then she sniffed the air 'and make them mess in their pants'
~~~Last but certainly not least Vegeta~~~
Vegeta was having the time of his life wailing on Frieza like there's no tomorrow. Vegeta charged at Frieza, but just before making contact he disappeared. Frieza was looking around franticly and then froze in terror as he heard Vegeta's voice "Up here"
'This is going to hurt' he thought as he looked up, but to his surprise Vegeta wasn't there. He was about to get frantic again when Vegeta's hand came into contact with the back of his neck, sending him careening into the ground. Vegeta then grabbed his tail and pulled on it, causing the opposing forces to pull it clean off. Frieza growled as he stood up on the ground. He then focused his energy and regenerated his tail. He sent a barrage of energy waves at Vegeta, which he simply dodged while coming closer to Frieza as he did, until he appeared right in front of Frieza and sent him flying once more. Vegeta smirked as he disappeared and reappeared above Frieza and used a kick to cut Frieza's trip short and send him to the ground. Vegeta then proceeded to wail on him again, until Frieza tried to escape, which is when Vegeta ripped his tail off again and proceeded to use it as a club and beat Frieza into the ground with it, literally. With each pound the crater Frieza was in got deeper, until Chi Chi decided Frieza had received enough punishment and pulled Vegeta off.
"Vegeta, I know he did terrible things to you, but you can't kill him or make him any flatter." said Chi Chi
"And what do you propose Chi Chi?"
"The punishment for threatening the age of mankind is a fate worse than death in other world" said Chi Chi
"Very well, send him back and let them deal with him" said Vegeta, looking not quite satisfied, but content to let him slide, this time 'and besides' thought Vegeta 'I can always visit him when I'm in the afterlife' thought Vegeta, as an evil smirk came to his face.
"Now go help the X men and I will be there shortly" said Chi Chi. Vegeta thought about making a comeback about her not ordering him around, but decided against it since he was itching to deal out more destruction. Vegeta smirked slightly as he heard the impact of the end of Chi Chi's pudao make contact with Frieza's head as he flew away.
"Now to send you all back where you belong" said Chi Chi as she deposited Frieza next to the other escapees.
She begun to spin her pudao around above her head then out in front of her and then beside her as it started to glow. Energy seemed to gather around it as she moved it back above her head and then sliced the air in front of her. A small rip could then be seen as light poured out from it and then it got wider and wider as space itself seemed to expand. Then it seemed to form a small window through which King Yemma could be seen.
"Your time is up, now be gone" she said as she slammed the handle of her pudao on the ground which seemed to start up a strong wind that sucked them through the window. The window then closed as time and space returned to how they should be.
'That's that, now time to go help the others' she thought as she took off towards the others.
BM: That's all done
JJ: But what about the sentinels and Apocalypse
Ron: Chi Chi was hot in this chapter, in more ways than one
KP: RON!!!
Ron: What, It's the truth
KP: One, she's old enough to be your mother. Two, she's spoken for. And three, *Interrupted by fist colliding with Ron's head* she would most likely beat you up if she heard you talking like that
CC: *Brushes hands together* That should teach you some manners
Rufus: *does final rights*
JJ: Grasshopper has little sense but big mouth
Rufus: Uh huh, uh huh *bows*
KP: Okay, the next chapter?
BM: Will have a big brawl with the sentinels and possibly a little of the battle with Apocalypse, and maybe, just maybe, a some surprise guests
KP: Sounds good, could I come back?
JJ: I suppose, since we didn't really finish the melee, or we could have the reviewers vote.
BM: sounds like a plan, so let us know, Chi Chi will be here no matter who comes, but should we bring in someone new, or one of our previous guests?
JJ: Until then, ja ne