The Inuyasha Gang Off and On Set
By: Mistress Moonlight
Disclaimer: Me owns nothing. Me is never going to own nothing. So me will go cry in a corner now.
Me: In this story I will be called MM, short for Mistress Moonlight!
Inuyasha: Shut up and get on with the damn show!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Don't be so rude!
Inuyasha: Feh!
MM: Kagome, may I?
Kagome: Go right ahead.
MM: SIT!!!
Inuyasha: Damn.
*thud*
MM: Now on with the show!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ (Day 1) Monday: Meeting the Gang
*I'm standing in front of the Inuyasha set building with a video camera*
MM: Ha! We're finally here!
*walks up to security guard*
Security Guard: Do you have a pass?
MM: Of course!
*whips out pass*
Security Guard: Good luck then, Miss.
*walks into the building*
*Inuyasha and Kagome are fighting again*
Kagome (yelling): I told you not to call me bitch!
Inuyasha (screaming): But you are a bitch!
*Fluffy walks by*
(A/N: Fluffy is Sesshoumaru)
Fluffy: You are his bitch.
Kagome: I am NOT a bitch!
Miroku: Lady Kagome, I do believe they are using the term bitch as you are Inuyasha's mate.
*the said two blush*
Inuyasha and Kagome: ....
*Kikyo walks in*
Kikyo: Inuyasha get away from my bad look alike come to hell with me so we can be together forever.
Kagome: No! He can't!
Inuyasha: She's right. We still have to meet our freaking new boss.
*they all stare around the room, though no one notices me*
*Shippo walks into the room*
MM: Ooooo, kawaii!!!
*gives Shippo a big hug*
Shippo: Can't..breathe!
*let's go of Shippo*
MM: Sowwy!
*everyone finally looks at me*
MM: Well...You may be wondering who I am.
*Miroku rubs Sango's butt while she is distracted*
Sango: Pervert!!!
*slap*
*thud*
Inuyasha: Who in the seven hells are you?
MM: Manners Inuyasha, manners.
Shippo: Well?
MM: I am your new boss.
Rin: Rin does not understand what lady is saying.
Fluffy: It means she's in charge.
Rin: Is the boss lady going to fire Rin?
Fluffy: Does Rin want to be fired?
Rin: No, Rin doesn't want to be fired.
MM: Okay, time for me to talk again.
*Miroku suddenly wakes up*
MM: Don't even think about it mister.
Miroku: Does everyone think so lowly of me?
Sango: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
MM: Anyway...
*Kouga randomly shows up out of nowhere*
Kouga: Kagome you are MY women get away from dog turd.
Inuyasha: She is not your women she's MINE!
Kagome: YEAH! Wait, I am?
MM (to Shippo): How do you stand it? And you've got demon hearing, too!
Shippo: Ya get used to it after a while.
MM: Oh well. I'm going to have to stock up on head ache medicine.
*Kouga and Inuyasha are fighting in the background*
Rin: Where is Rin going to live? They tore down the Inuyasha Apartment Building.
Fluffy: You are a lowly human and you are my boss?
MM: I'll forget the lowly human stuff if you give me a cracker.
Miroku: I'll give you a cracker my sweet lady.
MM: Pervert!
*slap*
Miroku: I didn't do anything!
MM: You were thinking it.
Kagome: You never answered. Where ARE we going to live?
MM: Oh, you'll like this.
Inuyasha: How is it that I don't believe you?
MM: Well, that's insulting!
Kouga: Am I going to be living with my women?
Kagome: NO!!!
Inuyasha: Ha! She told you!
MM: Would you like to know where you're living?
Everyone: YES!!!
MM: Too bad. We're camping out on set tonight.
Inuyasha: Damn.
MM: It's your fault you guy's took so freaking long.
Naraku: You will pay MM!
Inuyasha: Die Naraku!
*we leave our Inu crew trying to kill Naraku*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Me: Well what do you think?
Inuyasha: It was horrible!
Kagome: SIT!!!
*thud*
Me: Really, do you guys think it's bad? Review and tell me. I know it was a little rushed this chapter. It won't be that way next time. Until then, Ja ne!
By: Mistress Moonlight
Disclaimer: Me owns nothing. Me is never going to own nothing. So me will go cry in a corner now.
Me: In this story I will be called MM, short for Mistress Moonlight!
Inuyasha: Shut up and get on with the damn show!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Don't be so rude!
Inuyasha: Feh!
MM: Kagome, may I?
Kagome: Go right ahead.
MM: SIT!!!
Inuyasha: Damn.
*thud*
MM: Now on with the show!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ (Day 1) Monday: Meeting the Gang
*I'm standing in front of the Inuyasha set building with a video camera*
MM: Ha! We're finally here!
*walks up to security guard*
Security Guard: Do you have a pass?
MM: Of course!
*whips out pass*
Security Guard: Good luck then, Miss.
*walks into the building*
*Inuyasha and Kagome are fighting again*
Kagome (yelling): I told you not to call me bitch!
Inuyasha (screaming): But you are a bitch!
*Fluffy walks by*
(A/N: Fluffy is Sesshoumaru)
Fluffy: You are his bitch.
Kagome: I am NOT a bitch!
Miroku: Lady Kagome, I do believe they are using the term bitch as you are Inuyasha's mate.
*the said two blush*
Inuyasha and Kagome: ....
*Kikyo walks in*
Kikyo: Inuyasha get away from my bad look alike come to hell with me so we can be together forever.
Kagome: No! He can't!
Inuyasha: She's right. We still have to meet our freaking new boss.
*they all stare around the room, though no one notices me*
*Shippo walks into the room*
MM: Ooooo, kawaii!!!
*gives Shippo a big hug*
Shippo: Can't..breathe!
*let's go of Shippo*
MM: Sowwy!
*everyone finally looks at me*
MM: Well...You may be wondering who I am.
*Miroku rubs Sango's butt while she is distracted*
Sango: Pervert!!!
*slap*
*thud*
Inuyasha: Who in the seven hells are you?
MM: Manners Inuyasha, manners.
Shippo: Well?
MM: I am your new boss.
Rin: Rin does not understand what lady is saying.
Fluffy: It means she's in charge.
Rin: Is the boss lady going to fire Rin?
Fluffy: Does Rin want to be fired?
Rin: No, Rin doesn't want to be fired.
MM: Okay, time for me to talk again.
*Miroku suddenly wakes up*
MM: Don't even think about it mister.
Miroku: Does everyone think so lowly of me?
Sango: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
MM: Anyway...
*Kouga randomly shows up out of nowhere*
Kouga: Kagome you are MY women get away from dog turd.
Inuyasha: She is not your women she's MINE!
Kagome: YEAH! Wait, I am?
MM (to Shippo): How do you stand it? And you've got demon hearing, too!
Shippo: Ya get used to it after a while.
MM: Oh well. I'm going to have to stock up on head ache medicine.
*Kouga and Inuyasha are fighting in the background*
Rin: Where is Rin going to live? They tore down the Inuyasha Apartment Building.
Fluffy: You are a lowly human and you are my boss?
MM: I'll forget the lowly human stuff if you give me a cracker.
Miroku: I'll give you a cracker my sweet lady.
MM: Pervert!
*slap*
Miroku: I didn't do anything!
MM: You were thinking it.
Kagome: You never answered. Where ARE we going to live?
MM: Oh, you'll like this.
Inuyasha: How is it that I don't believe you?
MM: Well, that's insulting!
Kouga: Am I going to be living with my women?
Kagome: NO!!!
Inuyasha: Ha! She told you!
MM: Would you like to know where you're living?
Everyone: YES!!!
MM: Too bad. We're camping out on set tonight.
Inuyasha: Damn.
MM: It's your fault you guy's took so freaking long.
Naraku: You will pay MM!
Inuyasha: Die Naraku!
*we leave our Inu crew trying to kill Naraku*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Me: Well what do you think?
Inuyasha: It was horrible!
Kagome: SIT!!!
*thud*
Me: Really, do you guys think it's bad? Review and tell me. I know it was a little rushed this chapter. It won't be that way next time. Until then, Ja ne!