The Inuyasha Gang Off and On Set
By: Mistress Moonlight
Disclaimer: Me owns nothing.
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I'd like to say thanks to inugirl0621, EvIL2, and starlitmoon for reviewing! Makes me want to keep writing.
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Day: Tuesday
*camera zooms in on a huge mess*
MM: Ugh! Gosh Inuyasha, did you have to hit me so hard?
Inuyasha: I said it was an accident! I was aiming for Naraku!
Kagome: Oh, let's not start that again.
*the others finally wake up*
Shippo: I agree with Kagome. Hey MM, are you going to show us where we live today?
MM: Oh yeah! I almost forgot why I came here yesterday.
*they all sweatdrop, except MM*
Sango: Well, could you please before another fight brakes out.
MM: Of course! Everyone, follow me.
*They all follow MM out the door and around back the set to a ten foot tall fence*
Miroku: I don't remember that being here before.
MM: That's because it's brand new!
Inuyasha: Feh, what's in there anyway?
MM: You'll see.
*MM walks up to a little box and says her name*
*the gates open*
MM: You just say your name to get in.
*nobody is listening*
Shippo: This is so cool!
Fluffy: It's like a whole little town.
Kouga: I have to agree.....am I by my women?
Kagome and Inuyasha: NO!!!!!
MM: Sorry Kouga, you'll get over her. *mumbles* You'll be living next to Kagura*
*of course with Kouga's demon hearing he heard all of it*
Kouga (to the sky): Why god? Why?
(A/N: If you're wondering why he's saying why to the sky about living next to Kagura it's because she killed off most of his pack, remember?)
*they all walk away from Kouga like they don't know him*
MM: Right, now for the tour!
Rin: Rin wants to know how Evil Wolf Boy is going to catch up.
(A/N: Sorry about another interruption, but Rin is kind of afraid of wolves. Remember how they killed her?)
Shippo: He's a demon!
*Shippo said this while puffing out his chest in pride*
MM: Okay I'll explain this to you. There are five lanes: Lane 1-Main Characters, Lane 2-Necessity Goods, Lane 3-Villain's Alley, Lane 4- Miscellaneous People, and Lane 5-Staff and Crew.
*Hojo pops up out of nowhere*
MM: How do you people do that?
Hojo: So that's Main Characters Lane, Necessity Goods Lane, Villain's Alley Lane, Miscellaneous People Lane, and Staff and Crew Lane?
MM: Is there an echo out here?
Hojo (ignores MM): Would you like to go to the movies Sunday, Kagome?
Kagome: .........
Inuyasha (growling): Isn't that your bashing day?
Shippo (from MM's shoulder): Yep, it is!
MM: Well, hurry it up if you all want to know where you live!
Rin: Rin wants to know! Rin wants to know!!
MM: Okay, first we'll do Staff and Crew. Does anybody know who lives there?
Shippo: Staff and Crew?
MM: Right! Here Shippo, have a cracker.
*Shippo tales the cracker and eats it*
MM: Next is Miscellaneous People Lane. Hobo, I mean Hojo, you live here along with Kagome's friends, Jaken, and all the other non important people.
Hojo: But I'm important!
Fluffy: HAHAHAHAHAA!!!
*We all look at Fluffy like he's crazy*
Inuyasha: That was disturbing........
MM: Next is Villain's Alley Lane. Naraku, Kanna, Kagura, Kouga, and the rest of the series villains live here. Plus I think Freeza from Dragon Ball Z is moving in next week.
Kouga: I am NOT a villain!
*he joined us a little while ago*
MM: Yeah, but where else would you like me to put you?
Kouga: With the Main Characters!
MM: Um, anyway. Next is Necessity Goods Lane. This is where you can go and buy clothes, toys, food, Ramen-
Inuyasha: Ramen?!?
MM (mutters to Shippo): Remind me to get a hundred extra cases of ramen.
*Shippo nods*
Inuyasha: Make that a thousand.
MM: Um, heh heh, riiiiiight.
Kagome (tearfully): Is that all you ever think about Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: No, I think about you a lot.........Doe!
MM: Well, Inuyasha just pulled a Homer Simpson on us. Anyway, there is a big mall here, too.
Sango: I'm going shopping!
Miroku: I'll help you!
*his hand gets closer and closer and closer until.....*
*SMACK*
*thump*
Sango: HENTAI!!!
Fluffy: He'll never learn.
Shippo and Rin: What won't he learn?
Fluffy: I'll tell you when you're older, Rin.
Shippo: What about me?
Kagome: Well.....um......same for you too, Shippo.
MM: Well, anyway, last but not least and most important of all.......Main Characters Lane!
*Miroku wakes up*
Miroku: Could you tell us in which order we live?
MM: There are locks on all the doors.
Miroku: Oh darn!
MM: But I will tell you in which order you live in! Coming into the lane we have one acre lots. On the left in this order is Fluffy's House, Rin's House, Mystery Guest's House, Dojo, and Inuyasha's House! Then on the right there is Miroku's House, Sango's House, My House, Shippo's House, and finally Kagome's House!
Miroku: Yay! I'm by Sango!
Sango: Um, MM, can I add another lock to my doors?
*MM glances at Miroku*
MM: Yeah, I think you'll be safer that way.
Sango: Thanks!
Miroku: Darn it!
Inuyasha: Who in the seven hells is this "Mystery Person?"
MM: I don't know yet. It will be someone who reviews this fic, though.
(A/N: Read more about it at the bottom.)
Shippo: What are we going to do now?
MM: Let's go to my house. Oh Inuyasha, I almost forgot! Tonight's the new moon!
(A/N: Literally, it is the new moon)
Inuyasha: Kuso!
Kagome: Oh, come on Inuyasha, your human night isn't that bad, is it?
Inuyasha: It can be.
MM: Not when Kagome is around though, is it?
*Inuyasha blushes*
MM: I thought so.
Miroku: Huh, no wonder he's always EXTRA grumpy when she's gone.
Sango: And here I thought all he cared about was the 'Shikon no Tama.'
*Inuyasha blushes another seven shades of red*
MM: Anyway-
Rin: Is Rin coming to Boss Lady's house?
Fluffy: Rin will come if Rin wants to come. Right, MM?
MM (nervously): Uh, sure, whatever you want, Fluffy-sama.
Hojo: Can I come?
MM: Would you look at the time. I think it's about your bed time, Hojo. Don't you think so Kagome?
Kagome: ...........
Inuyasha: Kagome, you better-
Kagome: Right! You need your rest, Hojo.
Shippo: Especially his beauty sleep. Look at him.
MM: Oh my gosh, you're right.
*Shippo and MM laugh hysterically*
*only the youkai and hanyous understand because they can hear it*
Fluffy: Let's go before Rin falls asleep.
*They all walk to my house*
Miroku: There is an evil spirit hanging over your house. Allow-
MM: You can come in for free ya know.
Miroku: Oh, riiiiiight.
Sango (muttering): Stupid monk.
MM: Anyways, who is up for a couple rounds of poker?
*every one shouted out 'me' except for Rin who said her name*
*they played thirty-seven rounds of poker before they all fell asleep*
MM (she is the only one still awake): Well, you might want to know the sleeping arrangements, or maybe not, but oh well, here they are: Inuyasha is sleeping on a arm chair with Kagome in his lap; Miroku is at one end of the couch with Sango in the middle, her head on Miroku's shoulder; Fluffy is at the opposite end of the couch with Rin in his lap (like a little girl sleeping in her dad's lap); *yawn* Kouga is whimpering in a corner, in his sleep, because of where Kagome is; Naraku is gone; I'm in the other arm chair with Shippo sleeping in my lap. (Ya know how he always clings to Kagome? Well, with her in Inuyasha's lap there's no way he is going to get near her.) He's doing that to me. Oh well.........
*We leave the Inuyasha Crew as MM drifts off into slumber land.*
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MM: Okay now for the important stuff:
About the Mystery House: If you want to live the Mystery House send in what you want to be called, your gender, personality, a weapon (I'm a ninja). Depending on how many people want to do this will determine the amount of time you live in the Mystery House.
Tomorrow (as in whenever I right the next chapter): Tomorrow in Inuyasha Land is Wednesday. And Wednesday is Question Time/Fan Hour. So send in your questions (I don't care how many questions one reviewer sends in, just keep it under 15) and if you want to come do what ever to the crew. Oh and folks, keep it PG-13.
Shippo (mumbles): Sleepy. *wakes up suddenly* Oh and don't forget to review! That's what motivates Moon-chan to keep writing! Thanks and see you later!
*Shippo goes back to sleep*
MM (sleepily): Yeah what he said, don't forget those question and reviews.........
By: Mistress Moonlight
Disclaimer: Me owns nothing.
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I'd like to say thanks to inugirl0621, EvIL2, and starlitmoon for reviewing! Makes me want to keep writing.
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Day: Tuesday
*camera zooms in on a huge mess*
MM: Ugh! Gosh Inuyasha, did you have to hit me so hard?
Inuyasha: I said it was an accident! I was aiming for Naraku!
Kagome: Oh, let's not start that again.
*the others finally wake up*
Shippo: I agree with Kagome. Hey MM, are you going to show us where we live today?
MM: Oh yeah! I almost forgot why I came here yesterday.
*they all sweatdrop, except MM*
Sango: Well, could you please before another fight brakes out.
MM: Of course! Everyone, follow me.
*They all follow MM out the door and around back the set to a ten foot tall fence*
Miroku: I don't remember that being here before.
MM: That's because it's brand new!
Inuyasha: Feh, what's in there anyway?
MM: You'll see.
*MM walks up to a little box and says her name*
*the gates open*
MM: You just say your name to get in.
*nobody is listening*
Shippo: This is so cool!
Fluffy: It's like a whole little town.
Kouga: I have to agree.....am I by my women?
Kagome and Inuyasha: NO!!!!!
MM: Sorry Kouga, you'll get over her. *mumbles* You'll be living next to Kagura*
*of course with Kouga's demon hearing he heard all of it*
Kouga (to the sky): Why god? Why?
(A/N: If you're wondering why he's saying why to the sky about living next to Kagura it's because she killed off most of his pack, remember?)
*they all walk away from Kouga like they don't know him*
MM: Right, now for the tour!
Rin: Rin wants to know how Evil Wolf Boy is going to catch up.
(A/N: Sorry about another interruption, but Rin is kind of afraid of wolves. Remember how they killed her?)
Shippo: He's a demon!
*Shippo said this while puffing out his chest in pride*
MM: Okay I'll explain this to you. There are five lanes: Lane 1-Main Characters, Lane 2-Necessity Goods, Lane 3-Villain's Alley, Lane 4- Miscellaneous People, and Lane 5-Staff and Crew.
*Hojo pops up out of nowhere*
MM: How do you people do that?
Hojo: So that's Main Characters Lane, Necessity Goods Lane, Villain's Alley Lane, Miscellaneous People Lane, and Staff and Crew Lane?
MM: Is there an echo out here?
Hojo (ignores MM): Would you like to go to the movies Sunday, Kagome?
Kagome: .........
Inuyasha (growling): Isn't that your bashing day?
Shippo (from MM's shoulder): Yep, it is!
MM: Well, hurry it up if you all want to know where you live!
Rin: Rin wants to know! Rin wants to know!!
MM: Okay, first we'll do Staff and Crew. Does anybody know who lives there?
Shippo: Staff and Crew?
MM: Right! Here Shippo, have a cracker.
*Shippo tales the cracker and eats it*
MM: Next is Miscellaneous People Lane. Hobo, I mean Hojo, you live here along with Kagome's friends, Jaken, and all the other non important people.
Hojo: But I'm important!
Fluffy: HAHAHAHAHAA!!!
*We all look at Fluffy like he's crazy*
Inuyasha: That was disturbing........
MM: Next is Villain's Alley Lane. Naraku, Kanna, Kagura, Kouga, and the rest of the series villains live here. Plus I think Freeza from Dragon Ball Z is moving in next week.
Kouga: I am NOT a villain!
*he joined us a little while ago*
MM: Yeah, but where else would you like me to put you?
Kouga: With the Main Characters!
MM: Um, anyway. Next is Necessity Goods Lane. This is where you can go and buy clothes, toys, food, Ramen-
Inuyasha: Ramen?!?
MM (mutters to Shippo): Remind me to get a hundred extra cases of ramen.
*Shippo nods*
Inuyasha: Make that a thousand.
MM: Um, heh heh, riiiiiight.
Kagome (tearfully): Is that all you ever think about Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: No, I think about you a lot.........Doe!
MM: Well, Inuyasha just pulled a Homer Simpson on us. Anyway, there is a big mall here, too.
Sango: I'm going shopping!
Miroku: I'll help you!
*his hand gets closer and closer and closer until.....*
*SMACK*
*thump*
Sango: HENTAI!!!
Fluffy: He'll never learn.
Shippo and Rin: What won't he learn?
Fluffy: I'll tell you when you're older, Rin.
Shippo: What about me?
Kagome: Well.....um......same for you too, Shippo.
MM: Well, anyway, last but not least and most important of all.......Main Characters Lane!
*Miroku wakes up*
Miroku: Could you tell us in which order we live?
MM: There are locks on all the doors.
Miroku: Oh darn!
MM: But I will tell you in which order you live in! Coming into the lane we have one acre lots. On the left in this order is Fluffy's House, Rin's House, Mystery Guest's House, Dojo, and Inuyasha's House! Then on the right there is Miroku's House, Sango's House, My House, Shippo's House, and finally Kagome's House!
Miroku: Yay! I'm by Sango!
Sango: Um, MM, can I add another lock to my doors?
*MM glances at Miroku*
MM: Yeah, I think you'll be safer that way.
Sango: Thanks!
Miroku: Darn it!
Inuyasha: Who in the seven hells is this "Mystery Person?"
MM: I don't know yet. It will be someone who reviews this fic, though.
(A/N: Read more about it at the bottom.)
Shippo: What are we going to do now?
MM: Let's go to my house. Oh Inuyasha, I almost forgot! Tonight's the new moon!
(A/N: Literally, it is the new moon)
Inuyasha: Kuso!
Kagome: Oh, come on Inuyasha, your human night isn't that bad, is it?
Inuyasha: It can be.
MM: Not when Kagome is around though, is it?
*Inuyasha blushes*
MM: I thought so.
Miroku: Huh, no wonder he's always EXTRA grumpy when she's gone.
Sango: And here I thought all he cared about was the 'Shikon no Tama.'
*Inuyasha blushes another seven shades of red*
MM: Anyway-
Rin: Is Rin coming to Boss Lady's house?
Fluffy: Rin will come if Rin wants to come. Right, MM?
MM (nervously): Uh, sure, whatever you want, Fluffy-sama.
Hojo: Can I come?
MM: Would you look at the time. I think it's about your bed time, Hojo. Don't you think so Kagome?
Kagome: ...........
Inuyasha: Kagome, you better-
Kagome: Right! You need your rest, Hojo.
Shippo: Especially his beauty sleep. Look at him.
MM: Oh my gosh, you're right.
*Shippo and MM laugh hysterically*
*only the youkai and hanyous understand because they can hear it*
Fluffy: Let's go before Rin falls asleep.
*They all walk to my house*
Miroku: There is an evil spirit hanging over your house. Allow-
MM: You can come in for free ya know.
Miroku: Oh, riiiiiight.
Sango (muttering): Stupid monk.
MM: Anyways, who is up for a couple rounds of poker?
*every one shouted out 'me' except for Rin who said her name*
*they played thirty-seven rounds of poker before they all fell asleep*
MM (she is the only one still awake): Well, you might want to know the sleeping arrangements, or maybe not, but oh well, here they are: Inuyasha is sleeping on a arm chair with Kagome in his lap; Miroku is at one end of the couch with Sango in the middle, her head on Miroku's shoulder; Fluffy is at the opposite end of the couch with Rin in his lap (like a little girl sleeping in her dad's lap); *yawn* Kouga is whimpering in a corner, in his sleep, because of where Kagome is; Naraku is gone; I'm in the other arm chair with Shippo sleeping in my lap. (Ya know how he always clings to Kagome? Well, with her in Inuyasha's lap there's no way he is going to get near her.) He's doing that to me. Oh well.........
*We leave the Inuyasha Crew as MM drifts off into slumber land.*
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MM: Okay now for the important stuff:
About the Mystery House: If you want to live the Mystery House send in what you want to be called, your gender, personality, a weapon (I'm a ninja). Depending on how many people want to do this will determine the amount of time you live in the Mystery House.
Tomorrow (as in whenever I right the next chapter): Tomorrow in Inuyasha Land is Wednesday. And Wednesday is Question Time/Fan Hour. So send in your questions (I don't care how many questions one reviewer sends in, just keep it under 15) and if you want to come do what ever to the crew. Oh and folks, keep it PG-13.
Shippo (mumbles): Sleepy. *wakes up suddenly* Oh and don't forget to review! That's what motivates Moon-chan to keep writing! Thanks and see you later!
*Shippo goes back to sleep*
MM (sleepily): Yeah what he said, don't forget those question and reviews.........