The Inuyasha Gang Off and On Set

By: Mistress Moonlight

Disclaimer: Me owns nothing.

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Day: Wednesday

*Inuyasha wakes up and looks down*

Inuyasha: Score for me!

Kagome (sleepily): Huh?

*Kagome completely wakes up and blushes*

MM: What's going on........oh.

*the rest wake up*

Miroku: Inuyasha, you sly dog, you. Putting the moves on Kagome while the rest of us are asleep.

*Kouga whimpers*

Inuyasha: It wasn't-I didn't-We wouldn't......

Shippo: Hahaa, cat got your tongue? Huh Inuyasha?

Miroku: Or maybe it was Kagome.

Inuyasha: That's it you're all DEAD!!!

*Inuyasha jumps up and places Kagome on the chair he used to be occupying*

MM: Now, now Inuyasha. I can't let you kill them.

Inuyasha (growling): And why not?!?

MM: I need them for later.

Fluffy: Calm your self, brother. You're being a disgrace.

Rin: Rin wants to know why the monk said that maybe Kagome-sama had Inuyasha's tongue.

*Fluffy actually face faults*

Fluffy: Monk, you are teaching Rin things she does not need to know.

*Miroku slowly backs away*

Rin: Rin still doesn't understand.

Fluffy: Again, I will tell you when you're older.

Rin: Oh, darn.

MM: Well, we should all get changed and get ready?

Sango: Why?

Monday: Today is Question Day/Fan Hour and you also need to meet the person who will be occupying the Mystery House for the next two days.

Inuyasha (sarcastically): Great, another person to murder my ears.

Kagome: You mean you don't like it when I rub your ears?

Inuyasha: Well, you see.........

Shippo: Ooooooooooooooo, Inu's got a girlfriend, Inu's got a girlfriend!

Inuyasha: SHIPPO!!!

*Shippo hides behind MM*

Miroku: He didn't deny it.

Sango: Do you really think he put the moves on her while we were all asleep.

Kagome: Sango! You've been hanging around Miroku too much!

Sango: Oh my God you're right! He's starting to affect my brain!

Inuyasha (muttering): Serves you right.

MM: Come on, we have to get ready.

*they all walk to their houses and get ready*

*we now see them on set*

*camera zooms in*

Rin: Oh, look Sesshoumaru-sama. Rin has a pretty new dress!

Fluffy: That's nice Rin. I'm glad you like it.

MM: Okay, now that everyone's here we can start! Come on down you're on the "Price is Right!"

Shippo: But this isn't the "Price is Right."

MM: Oh, my bad.

Inuyasha (mumble): Idiot boss........stupid..........ignorant.

MM: I heard that! Anyways, Kurayami you can come in now!

*A girl walks in with a katana at her waist*

*Miroku runs to Kurayami and tales her hand*

Miroku: Will y-

Sango: PERVERT!!!

*Sango hits Miroku with her giant boomerang*

*crack*

Shippo: Do you think he's dead?

Kagome: Not sure.......

*Fluffy walks over to Miroku and nudges him with his foot*

*Miroku gropes Sesshoumaru*

Inuyasha: Oh my God! He's gay!!!

*Inuyasha runs behind Kagome, scared*

Inuyasha: Save me, Kami!

*Miroku realizes what he did*

Miroku: I can not believe I mistaked him as a girl..........I'm gonna be sick!

*Miroku runs off the stage*

Sango: I'm disgusted.

MM: I am, too. But I think it was an accident.

Kurayami: What was that all about?

MM: I almost forgot! Everybody, meet the first person in the Mystery House! She'll be staying there for two day.

Shippo: Cool! I'm Shippo, you are?

Kurayami: Kurayami! Hello everyone!

Everyone: Hello!

MM: Kurayami, take a seat and we'll start.

*everyone gets into their seats*

MM: Okay Kurayami, I do believe you have a question for Inuyasha..........

Kurayami: Right! Inuyasha, in the first episode you were really powerful, then you kinda got weaker as the series went on. Why?

Inuyasha: Well, if I was that strong through the whole series there would be no holding you're breathe. I mean, if you knew I was always gonna win the series would be very good. At least that's what I'm told.

Kurayami: Thank you!

MM: Next is, InuxKag4ever!

*InuxKag4ever walks in*

Shippo: Hello!

MM: Anyway, what are your questions?

InuxKag4ever: I have five. I'll start with number one. #1~Naraku why do you dress like a baboon?

Naraku: I resent that! And I dress in my baboon pelt because it's super soft!

Rin: Baboon Man is scaring Rin!

Fluffy (dead serious): Watch it Naraku or you'll die right here and now.

InuxKag4ever: Okaaaaay, #2~Kikyou, why don't you go to hell and leave Inuyasha alone? Naraku was the one that deceived you not him........

Kikyo: I-

InuxKag4ever: Shuddup, I'm not done with you yet. 3~And besides, Inuyasha loves Kagome not you! Why don't you admit it Inuyasha and Kagome?

MM: Oh ho ho, I'm enjoying this. You, Shippo?

Shippo: Oh yes!

*Shippo and MM are eating popcorn as they Kikyo get shot down*

Kikyo: Well, I never! I don't want to go to hell because the devil is my exboyfriend and I don't want to see him for a while, ya happy now?

MM: I know I'm disturbed. Anybody else?

Kagome: I know I am!

Inuyasha: You mean I dated a chick that dated the devil?!?

Kikyo (sobbing): And I miss him so much!

*Kagome pats our sorry Inu friend on the back*

InuxKag4ever: See! *wink, wink* Come on, why don't you just admit your feelings for each other.

Inu and Kag: Well, ya see......

MM: Well, we're not getting anything out of them right now. But remember Saturday is truth or dare. Muhahahahahahahahahahaa.........

InuxKag4ever: Okay, #4~Miroku, why do you always grope Sango, you perverted monk! Just tell her you love her and stop hiding your insecurities by groping her! And Sango slapping him isn't gonna stop him either!

Miroku: To answer your question, I can't resist her beautiful bottom! Also it is a part of my curse I don't mind! But telling her how I feel, you can't make me do anything until Truth or Dare.

Sango: Same with me, not a word until Truth or Dare!

MM: You evil little people! And I really wanted to hear you say it, too!

Miroku: You're the one with the schedule.

MM: You're right, darn you!

InuxKag4ever: And finally #5~Kagome, could you tweak Inuyasha's ears? Lol, it would be so kawaii!

Kagome: Of course! I love doing that!

*reaches up and tweaks Inuyasha's ears*

*squeak squeak, squeak squeak*

InuxKag4ever: Kawaii!!!

MM: Thank you for all those questions! Hope you come back and visit us again!

InuxKag4ever: K!

*leaves the stage*

MM: Rin, would you like to call down the next person?

Rin: Yay! Rin does, Rin does!

*Rin gets up and reads the card*

Rin: Next up is Azn Inuyasha Chick!

*Azn Inuyasha Chick walks in*

Azn Inuyasha Chick: Hi all! My question is for Kouga. In general, Kouga, why do you want Kagome?

Kouga: She's smart and she can see jewel shards.

Kagome: Is that all?

Kouga: Just about, you can make me stronger, oh and it would piss off Dog Breathe!

(A/N: I think I heard Kouga call Inuyasha that once.)

Kagome: You sicko! All you want to do is use me!

Shippo: No offence Kagome, but isn't that what Inuyasha is doing to you?

Kagome: You're right! I feel so unloved! SIT!!!

*flump*

Sango: Oh, Kagome! Inuyasha you bastard! Look what you did!

*Kagome's crying into her hands*

MM: Don't worry Kagome! Wait until we play Truth or Dare, we shall make him pay! Or tell the truth, which ever comes first!

*everyone sweat drops*

*Azn Inuyasha Chick exits the stage*

MM: Okies! Last but not least, starlitmoon!

*starlitmoon walks on stage*

starlitmoon: Hey, I have a few questions. First is for Kikyo~ Why are you a purifying priestess if you are full of hatred for Inuyasha?

Kikyo: I am no longer a purifying priestess.

starlitmoon: Second is for Inuyasha~ Why do you chase after Kikyo when you have someone better?

*double wink*

Inuyasha: I do?

starlitmoon: Ugh! You can be real dense, ya know?

MM: Sorry, but if ya want action send in a dare for Saturday!

starlitmoon: Idiot. And three is for Kagome~ You make poor Inu-chan suffer when you are with Kouga! I have to say myself, you are a little flirty.

Kagome: I do? I am?

starlitmoon: You do and you are. But my question is why can't you tell him to take a hike?

Kagome: Um, I don't think he will listen, but I'll try sometime! Thanks!

starlitmoon: No problem.

MM: Thank you and I hope you have a good day!

*starlitmoon leaves*

MM: Okay, that's all the questions I got for this week!

Kurayami: Well, can I have a tour of the Mystery House?

MM: Of course!

*we all magically appear at the Mystery House's front door*

*MM opens the front door*

Inuyasha: Is this house bigger than mine?

MM: No, what kind or author would I be if I made the guest star's house bigger than the star's house?

Shippo: A weird one.

MM: That's right. Now come on.

*camera zooms in on HUGE TV, every game console known to man, kitchen, bathroom, [upstairs] JIGANTIC bedroom, office, another bathroom, ect.*

Kurayami: Cool!

MM: I know, I designed it.

Kurayami: So, what are we doing tomorrow?

MM: I don't know for sure, but tomorrow and the next day are Special Activity Days!

Shippo: Like what?

MM: Well, people reading this can send in their Special Activities and we might do them!

Rin: Rin wants to know what will happen if they don't.

MM: Well, then our Special Activity will be a Pool Party!

Kurayami: So those kinds of activities?

MM: Yep!

Inuyasha: I'm so bored!

MM: Humph! Okay, how about we play twister!

Kagome: Yeah!

Miroku: Ooooo, is Kagome hoping to win a certain Inu's heart by getting extra close?

Sango: Are you?

Kagome: SANGO!

Sango: Eh heh heh, I didn't say anything. Fluffy-sama, did you hear anything?

*Fluffy just blinks*

Sango: Fine! Be that way! I didn't say anything to you either!

*we all sweat drop*

Rin: Rin wants to know if we can play twister now.

MM: Yeah, but we'll have to set up four mats to fit all of us.

*four twister mats magically appear*

Shippo: You have to teach me how to do that.

MM: Uh, later. Kurayami, can you help me set up the mats?

Kurayami: Yep!

*they set up the mats to make one huge square*

Kouga (thinking): This is my chance to get closer to my women!

(A/N: Sorry, he's still blinded and can't see that Kag doesn't love him.)

MM: Shippo, can you spin the board and tell us where it lands?

Shippo: Uh huh!

MM: Thanks!

Shippo: No problem!

MM: Okay, everybody ready?

Everybody: Yes!

*everyone is at an edge of the mats*

Shippo: Left foot green.

*everyone puts there left foot on green*

(A/N: I'm gonna skip time.)

*two hundred and forty-seven spins later*

MM: Inuyasha you meanie!

Inuyasha: What do ya mean?

Kurayami: You've won every single time!

Miroku: Except for that one time he was leaning over Kagome and blushed so bad he fell.

Shippo: Yeah, we got a good laugh out of that!

Inuyasha: Feh!

Sango: Oh come on Inuyasha, don't even try to fake you didn't like it.

MM: That's it! I ban you from thinking like Miroku!

Miroku: What's wrong with how I think?

Kagome: Uh, you're a pervert.

Miroku: Oh shoot, I've been discovered.

Kurayami: Dude, we've known the whole time.

Fluffy: That was way over his head.

Shippo: Yeah.

MM: KK, enough chatting. I will beat you Inuyasha! Even if it's the last thing I ever do! Muhahahahahahahahahahahaa........

Kagome: Scary!

Inuyasha: I'll protect you Kagome!

*Kagome blushes*

Kagome: Thanks.

*Inuyasha blushes*

Shippo: Awe, if I knew this was gonna be a mushy party I would of brought my barn boots to get through all the slush!

Inuyasha: SHIPPO! YOU WILL DIE!!!

Shippo: Save me!

MM: I will! On the account that your so cute and my little helper.

Sango: I thought you said enough chatting.

MM: You're right!

*MM snaps her fingers*

*everyone is back at their spots at the edge of the mat*

Kurayami: She scares me sometimes........

Sango: She scares us all sometimes.........

*they all shake their heads in agreement*

*a vein pops out of MM's forehead*

Shippo: Okay everyone, START!

*they all play some more twister and finally MM win's*

MM: I have finally succeeded!

Inuyasha: No you didn't!

MM: Yes I did!

Inuyasha: NO!

*we leave our Inu gumi fighting over who won*

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(Real Date: 10/21/03)

Shippo: And I thought twister was a simple game.....

MM: It's supposed to be.

Shippo: Oh, well give them their announcements!

MM: Right! In this order will be who lives in the Mystery House!

List: Kurayami, Sesshoumaru-4-Ever, Sakura Fan 3000, starlitmoon, Sesshoumaru's number 1 fan, and finally Kiriyu

MM: I WILL NOT TAKE ANY MORE PEOPLE UNTIL I AM FINISHED WITH THESE PEOPLE!!! You will all have two Inu days in the Mystery House.

Shippo: You heard her and don't forget to review!