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Chapter 2: The Nightmare Continues
I managed to finish nine pages before the bell rang at 8:45. I reckon I'll get a ninety or something – not that I care. I'm a Gundam Pilot, I can fucking blow this place up whenever I feel like it. I walk into the guy's bathroom to change. P.E. should be at least more interesting.
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Surprise, surprise. All of us Gundam Pilots are in the same gym class. I wonder what's on the agenda today....
"All right class, I want all of you to shut up and listen" That must be the new substitute teacher. He's certainly friendly....
"Today I'm going to teach all of you wimps to fight. The first twenty-five minutes I'll let you fight one another fist to fist and then the last half of the class you can use swords. Your partners will be picked right now by me and assigned to you randomly." Who's he calling wimps? I'm a GUNDAM pilot!! I wonder who'll I'll be assigned to...
"....Quatre you will fight Ino, Trowa you will fight Ra, Wufei you will fight Zen, Duo you will fight Kiro, Heero you will fight Seth...."
Well, isn't this interesting, we were all assigned to the toughest punks in school. I can already see Maxwell grinning like hell. I think he's been waiting to beat up Kiro for a while – something about him trying to cut off Duo's braid in class or something. Wufei is already mumbling about the 'weakling' he has to fight and that he isn't worth his time. Trowa's just standing there smirking and Quatre has a worried expression on his face. Oh, yeah, I forgot. He doesn't like fighting – not that he's good at it anyway. He's average when he has a sword in his hand –but fist to fist combat? I don't think so. Honestly sometimes I wonder how he ever got to be a Gundam Pilot..... maybe money really can buy everything....
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Great. That moron, Seth is grinning. Does he really think he can beat me? Ha, I'd like to see him try. He probably couldn't see because of all that "girly" aka "pretty-boy" hair in his face. The girls think he's pretty? When I'm through with him they're probably gonna scream with fright rather than shriek in excitement. (A/N: Think of Seth as the hottest boy in your school who always wants to be top-dog.)
"Well, well, if it isn't Mr. Anti-social himself. I've been waiting a while to get an excuse to beat you up." I snort in disgust – this is gonna be the shortest fight I've ever won.
"Alright here are the rules......"
The teacher is announcing the rules – not that I'm listening. I'm too busy thinking of how to beat that guy's ugly mug into the pavement. Of course if I had my gun I could've killed him faster....
"Ok, now that I've told you the rules you may start fighting as soon as both of you are ready." Finally, he took long enough to announce the boring rules – I'd probably break them anyway.
"Are ya ready shorty?" He grins again – which makes him look even uglier and makes me want to punch him even more. Ok, I may not be as tall as Trowa but I'm only – what four inches shorter than Seth? I decide to do the fastest thing I could think of. I jump into the air and do a spin kick hitting him in the face – which knocked him over. Thinking that the fight's over, I put my hands in my pockets and start to walk away.
"Is that it? That's all you can do, shorty?"
I start to turn around – but before I do I feel my left arm being pulled out of its socket as I get slammed into the ground. He puts me on my front in some fancy wrestling position – and he's as heavy as hell, I'll tell you that. Luckily my right arm is still free, so I somehow turn around punch him in the jaw – probably breaking it. That move makes him relax his grip on me as he holds his jaw - I have another chance to escape. I use both my legs and kick him off me as I roll over and get up and hold my let arm. I instantly put it back in its socket and then do perfect kick and send him for a cold knock-out.
I start to watch the techniques of the others as they knock out their opponents more graceful than I. Trowa did his famous triple-axle-spin (A/N: Is that what it's called??) in the air before hitting his opponent in the face and knocking him out instantly. He then did another flip and landed elegantly next to his fallen partner.
Wufei smirked the whole time as he easily dodged his opponent's kicks and punches. He then grabbed the next punch his opponent tried to throw at him, pulled it back past his side and then used the palm of his hand to hit his opponent just below the jaw near the throat. Zen fell over and Wufei then threw him up into the air and did a spin kick hitting Zen in the chest. Zen fell over – another perfect K.O.
The swiftest of all of us, (since he has a lot of practice running away from all of us and dodging our hits,) Duo starts dodging all of Kiro's hits. My guess is he's trying to make this fight last as long as he can so that he can savor the victory – and he's pretty good at it. Kiro and Duo start fighting and Duo backs up a good ten meters. That Baka (Duo) does his famous trademarked Shinigami-wide-smileeHe He trhfty4fgv41hbHeHeHe1be4fgb46eghb64dbngh54sh as he poses with his arms akimbo. After posing like an idiot – he actually does something. He runs like hell towards his opponent – Kiro then side-steps, catches Duo, throws him into the air, punches him in the stomach and body slams him into the ground. I think of two words – Baka and ouch. Duo sputters and then gets up – he's as mad as a nest full of hornets. In all my years I have seen weird fighting techniques – but this is RIDICULOUS! Duo bends his head and charges at Kiro at full speed like a Spanish bull – now what could have possessed him to do THAT – wait, I don't want to know what goes inside that Bakagami's head...Amazingly that idiot, Kiro, just stands there. Duo does a powerful head-butt that sends Kiro half-way across the gym and into – yes into the wall. Duo then poses again with a peace sign – I don't think I'll ever understand him.
The coach's eyes widen as he announces to the rest of the class – "C-class that will be enough for today. You're dismissed." Lucky for Quatre – He didn't have to fight.
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"(Think of a humongous complicated Latin phrase consisting of 30 words)" said the teacher, "Can anyone translate this Latin sentence?" The class is as silent as a tomb. Somewhere across the room I hear Duo yawn.
"Duo Maxwell!! Go stand outside!" the teacher yelled, "I will not tolerate your attitude!" "Oki-dokie," Duo says as he happily stands up and starts to leave. Before Duo heads out the door he turns around and says, "If any of you ladies need me – you know where I'm at. Call me," he says as he winks at all the girls – who swoon and some even fall over.
"MAWELL!! Out NOW!!" the teacher screeches. Ok think of a car screeching on the brakes and combine that with the scrapping of nails on a blackboard and the shrieking of a cat when you throw them in water – that is only half as horrible as when our Latin teacher shrieks. The teacher sighs and asks again if anyone knows how to translate the long sentence on the board. She then goes to her last resort, the best Latin student probably on the face of this planet –
"Trowa, would you please come up here and translate this sentence for the rest of the class?" the teacher asks as Trowa mutely nods and starts on his way down the aisles.
Trowa then starts to translate the sentence parsing each word allowed. (A/N: I had to do this in Latin II – boring and TIME consuming!!) Let's see – 9:40. Naptime. Since I didn't have enough sleep –no thanks to Duo- I'll just use this as my naptime. Luckily for me my, bangs are so long no one can tell if I'm sleeping or not...
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"THIS is a WEAK cello!!!" Wufei screams as he holds up the object of his frustration for all the class to see.
Unfortunetly, Wufei has absolutely NO talent when it comes to instruments. On the other hand, Trowa and Quatre are playing in sync with each other – some weird song called "White Relection." (A/N: White Reflection is actually a song – it's on the GW soundtrack.) Duo on the other hand – as much as I hate to admit it – is playing extremely well on his electric guitar. I am just sitting here and looking at all the instruments – I wonder how long it would take me to shoot them all to pieces with my gun? As I sit and think of my interesting thought –that teacher just had to interrupt!
"Alright class, we have like a football game tonight at 7:30 and we need to practice playing so that we can support our team!!" Our teacher said as she did a little jump. Our teacher was obviously a cheerleader when she was younger – some one save me? She's far too perky – maybe she and Duo could hook up? GRRR!! Now look what I have sunk to?! I'm playing matchmaker!! This is WEAK!! OK now I sound like Wufei...oh brother...
"Ok, now I'm gonna pair you up and you need to practice together, ok?" the teacher announced. "Kerie go with James, Zen go with Seth, Duo go with Heero –
What the fuck?!! Oh please not Maxwell!!! I roll my eyes and my head rolls back against the chair. Before I can do anything, Maxwell is in my face.
"Hey Heero-buddy!! We get to practice together!!" Duo smiles that stupid smile again.
"O hell am I not special?" I retort.
"You sure are!! Everybody wants to work with me!!" Duo said as he winked at some of the other girls nearby who sighed and blushed. Everyone wants to work with Duo – but me.
"Ok, you can be drums, I'll be guitar!" Maxwell says. "Whatever." I answer. Maxwell runs over across the enormous hall to a set of drums, since he already has his guitar. I walk.
"Come on Heero – move yourself faster!!" Maxwell yells at me.
"I'm just so excited, I'm trying to calm myself down." I tell him sarcastically as I get to him.
"That's the spirit!" he says as he hugs me. I hate being touched. I twist his arm as he yells "Owww!!" I let go after about ten seconds of pain for him.
"Sheesh! Live a little will ya?" He says as he starts to tune his guitar after he fixes his twisted arm. I walk over to the drums and try them out
After about ten minutes of tuning – we start to play. I hate to say this – but we really sounded good together – now all we need is a singer. Oh hell – what am I thinking? I desperately need to go on a mission...
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"I can't believe this!! I actually studied and I still failed!!" Duo shouted as he slammed his head on the desk. All five of us are actually sitting together for this class. Wufei and me sit in front of Duo and Trowa while Quatre sits behind them.
"I'm sure you didn't Duo – here, let me see." Quatre says as he takes Duo's math test from underneath his head that goes 'bonk' as it falls back onto the table again.
"Oh sh- I mean – Duo you really did fail." Quatre corrected himself.
"I know" Duo mumbled into the desk. Trowa leans over and sees Duo's grade and he starts to – laugh?!
"Duo you are possibly the stupidest person I have every seen or met!!" Trowa chuckled, "Are you interested in joining the circus? We are currently looking for a new attraction to display. I think that 'the stupidest person in the universe' would make an excellent circus attraction. We could put you in a cage with a collar and – " Trowa was cut short by Duo, who picked up his math book and tried to hit Trowa over the head with it.
"Why? How much did Maxwell get?" asked Wufei.
"Umm a 10..." Quarter answered. Wufei started laughing and I chuckled.
"Even I did better! I got a 76!" said Wufei.
"I have a 100,"says Quatre.
"95," I say.
"99," Trowa says between laughs as he continues trying to run away from Duo and his heavy math book.
"Class settle down!! You two at the back! Stop that horseplay!!!" the teacher yells. Duo and Trowa sit down – Duo 'bonks' his head on the desk, again.
"Alright, onto chapter 123. Your homework tonight will be to take notes on chapters 123, 124, and 125 and do all of class exercises 1- 75 and the Geometry review of 1-12 for each chapter...."
So what did you think? Frankly, I think this chapter was funny, but I still think I did better on the first one. ^_^ Press the review button – you know you want to...
I would also like to apologize to all the people who reviewed last time – your reviews accidentally got deleted when I tried to replace chapter one with another chapter because the original had a mistake in it. Gomen ^_^ Please review again.
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own Gundam Wing – stocks included. This story was made up by ME and only ME and if anyone wants to take it – Omeo Kuruso. Enjoy the story! ^_^
Chapter 2: The Nightmare Continues
I managed to finish nine pages before the bell rang at 8:45. I reckon I'll get a ninety or something – not that I care. I'm a Gundam Pilot, I can fucking blow this place up whenever I feel like it. I walk into the guy's bathroom to change. P.E. should be at least more interesting.
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Surprise, surprise. All of us Gundam Pilots are in the same gym class. I wonder what's on the agenda today....
"All right class, I want all of you to shut up and listen" That must be the new substitute teacher. He's certainly friendly....
"Today I'm going to teach all of you wimps to fight. The first twenty-five minutes I'll let you fight one another fist to fist and then the last half of the class you can use swords. Your partners will be picked right now by me and assigned to you randomly." Who's he calling wimps? I'm a GUNDAM pilot!! I wonder who'll I'll be assigned to...
"....Quatre you will fight Ino, Trowa you will fight Ra, Wufei you will fight Zen, Duo you will fight Kiro, Heero you will fight Seth...."
Well, isn't this interesting, we were all assigned to the toughest punks in school. I can already see Maxwell grinning like hell. I think he's been waiting to beat up Kiro for a while – something about him trying to cut off Duo's braid in class or something. Wufei is already mumbling about the 'weakling' he has to fight and that he isn't worth his time. Trowa's just standing there smirking and Quatre has a worried expression on his face. Oh, yeah, I forgot. He doesn't like fighting – not that he's good at it anyway. He's average when he has a sword in his hand –but fist to fist combat? I don't think so. Honestly sometimes I wonder how he ever got to be a Gundam Pilot..... maybe money really can buy everything....
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Great. That moron, Seth is grinning. Does he really think he can beat me? Ha, I'd like to see him try. He probably couldn't see because of all that "girly" aka "pretty-boy" hair in his face. The girls think he's pretty? When I'm through with him they're probably gonna scream with fright rather than shriek in excitement. (A/N: Think of Seth as the hottest boy in your school who always wants to be top-dog.)
"Well, well, if it isn't Mr. Anti-social himself. I've been waiting a while to get an excuse to beat you up." I snort in disgust – this is gonna be the shortest fight I've ever won.
"Alright here are the rules......"
The teacher is announcing the rules – not that I'm listening. I'm too busy thinking of how to beat that guy's ugly mug into the pavement. Of course if I had my gun I could've killed him faster....
"Ok, now that I've told you the rules you may start fighting as soon as both of you are ready." Finally, he took long enough to announce the boring rules – I'd probably break them anyway.
"Are ya ready shorty?" He grins again – which makes him look even uglier and makes me want to punch him even more. Ok, I may not be as tall as Trowa but I'm only – what four inches shorter than Seth? I decide to do the fastest thing I could think of. I jump into the air and do a spin kick hitting him in the face – which knocked him over. Thinking that the fight's over, I put my hands in my pockets and start to walk away.
"Is that it? That's all you can do, shorty?"
I start to turn around – but before I do I feel my left arm being pulled out of its socket as I get slammed into the ground. He puts me on my front in some fancy wrestling position – and he's as heavy as hell, I'll tell you that. Luckily my right arm is still free, so I somehow turn around punch him in the jaw – probably breaking it. That move makes him relax his grip on me as he holds his jaw - I have another chance to escape. I use both my legs and kick him off me as I roll over and get up and hold my let arm. I instantly put it back in its socket and then do perfect kick and send him for a cold knock-out.
I start to watch the techniques of the others as they knock out their opponents more graceful than I. Trowa did his famous triple-axle-spin (A/N: Is that what it's called??) in the air before hitting his opponent in the face and knocking him out instantly. He then did another flip and landed elegantly next to his fallen partner.
Wufei smirked the whole time as he easily dodged his opponent's kicks and punches. He then grabbed the next punch his opponent tried to throw at him, pulled it back past his side and then used the palm of his hand to hit his opponent just below the jaw near the throat. Zen fell over and Wufei then threw him up into the air and did a spin kick hitting Zen in the chest. Zen fell over – another perfect K.O.
The swiftest of all of us, (since he has a lot of practice running away from all of us and dodging our hits,) Duo starts dodging all of Kiro's hits. My guess is he's trying to make this fight last as long as he can so that he can savor the victory – and he's pretty good at it. Kiro and Duo start fighting and Duo backs up a good ten meters. That Baka (Duo) does his famous trademarked Shinigami-wide-smileeHe He trhfty4fgv41hbHeHeHe1be4fgb46eghb64dbngh54sh as he poses with his arms akimbo. After posing like an idiot – he actually does something. He runs like hell towards his opponent – Kiro then side-steps, catches Duo, throws him into the air, punches him in the stomach and body slams him into the ground. I think of two words – Baka and ouch. Duo sputters and then gets up – he's as mad as a nest full of hornets. In all my years I have seen weird fighting techniques – but this is RIDICULOUS! Duo bends his head and charges at Kiro at full speed like a Spanish bull – now what could have possessed him to do THAT – wait, I don't want to know what goes inside that Bakagami's head...Amazingly that idiot, Kiro, just stands there. Duo does a powerful head-butt that sends Kiro half-way across the gym and into – yes into the wall. Duo then poses again with a peace sign – I don't think I'll ever understand him.
The coach's eyes widen as he announces to the rest of the class – "C-class that will be enough for today. You're dismissed." Lucky for Quatre – He didn't have to fight.
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"(Think of a humongous complicated Latin phrase consisting of 30 words)" said the teacher, "Can anyone translate this Latin sentence?" The class is as silent as a tomb. Somewhere across the room I hear Duo yawn.
"Duo Maxwell!! Go stand outside!" the teacher yelled, "I will not tolerate your attitude!" "Oki-dokie," Duo says as he happily stands up and starts to leave. Before Duo heads out the door he turns around and says, "If any of you ladies need me – you know where I'm at. Call me," he says as he winks at all the girls – who swoon and some even fall over.
"MAWELL!! Out NOW!!" the teacher screeches. Ok think of a car screeching on the brakes and combine that with the scrapping of nails on a blackboard and the shrieking of a cat when you throw them in water – that is only half as horrible as when our Latin teacher shrieks. The teacher sighs and asks again if anyone knows how to translate the long sentence on the board. She then goes to her last resort, the best Latin student probably on the face of this planet –
"Trowa, would you please come up here and translate this sentence for the rest of the class?" the teacher asks as Trowa mutely nods and starts on his way down the aisles.
Trowa then starts to translate the sentence parsing each word allowed. (A/N: I had to do this in Latin II – boring and TIME consuming!!) Let's see – 9:40. Naptime. Since I didn't have enough sleep –no thanks to Duo- I'll just use this as my naptime. Luckily for me my, bangs are so long no one can tell if I'm sleeping or not...
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"THIS is a WEAK cello!!!" Wufei screams as he holds up the object of his frustration for all the class to see.
Unfortunetly, Wufei has absolutely NO talent when it comes to instruments. On the other hand, Trowa and Quatre are playing in sync with each other – some weird song called "White Relection." (A/N: White Reflection is actually a song – it's on the GW soundtrack.) Duo on the other hand – as much as I hate to admit it – is playing extremely well on his electric guitar. I am just sitting here and looking at all the instruments – I wonder how long it would take me to shoot them all to pieces with my gun? As I sit and think of my interesting thought –that teacher just had to interrupt!
"Alright class, we have like a football game tonight at 7:30 and we need to practice playing so that we can support our team!!" Our teacher said as she did a little jump. Our teacher was obviously a cheerleader when she was younger – some one save me? She's far too perky – maybe she and Duo could hook up? GRRR!! Now look what I have sunk to?! I'm playing matchmaker!! This is WEAK!! OK now I sound like Wufei...oh brother...
"Ok, now I'm gonna pair you up and you need to practice together, ok?" the teacher announced. "Kerie go with James, Zen go with Seth, Duo go with Heero –
What the fuck?!! Oh please not Maxwell!!! I roll my eyes and my head rolls back against the chair. Before I can do anything, Maxwell is in my face.
"Hey Heero-buddy!! We get to practice together!!" Duo smiles that stupid smile again.
"O hell am I not special?" I retort.
"You sure are!! Everybody wants to work with me!!" Duo said as he winked at some of the other girls nearby who sighed and blushed. Everyone wants to work with Duo – but me.
"Ok, you can be drums, I'll be guitar!" Maxwell says. "Whatever." I answer. Maxwell runs over across the enormous hall to a set of drums, since he already has his guitar. I walk.
"Come on Heero – move yourself faster!!" Maxwell yells at me.
"I'm just so excited, I'm trying to calm myself down." I tell him sarcastically as I get to him.
"That's the spirit!" he says as he hugs me. I hate being touched. I twist his arm as he yells "Owww!!" I let go after about ten seconds of pain for him.
"Sheesh! Live a little will ya?" He says as he starts to tune his guitar after he fixes his twisted arm. I walk over to the drums and try them out
After about ten minutes of tuning – we start to play. I hate to say this – but we really sounded good together – now all we need is a singer. Oh hell – what am I thinking? I desperately need to go on a mission...
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"I can't believe this!! I actually studied and I still failed!!" Duo shouted as he slammed his head on the desk. All five of us are actually sitting together for this class. Wufei and me sit in front of Duo and Trowa while Quatre sits behind them.
"I'm sure you didn't Duo – here, let me see." Quatre says as he takes Duo's math test from underneath his head that goes 'bonk' as it falls back onto the table again.
"Oh sh- I mean – Duo you really did fail." Quatre corrected himself.
"I know" Duo mumbled into the desk. Trowa leans over and sees Duo's grade and he starts to – laugh?!
"Duo you are possibly the stupidest person I have every seen or met!!" Trowa chuckled, "Are you interested in joining the circus? We are currently looking for a new attraction to display. I think that 'the stupidest person in the universe' would make an excellent circus attraction. We could put you in a cage with a collar and – " Trowa was cut short by Duo, who picked up his math book and tried to hit Trowa over the head with it.
"Why? How much did Maxwell get?" asked Wufei.
"Umm a 10..." Quarter answered. Wufei started laughing and I chuckled.
"Even I did better! I got a 76!" said Wufei.
"I have a 100,"says Quatre.
"95," I say.
"99," Trowa says between laughs as he continues trying to run away from Duo and his heavy math book.
"Class settle down!! You two at the back! Stop that horseplay!!!" the teacher yells. Duo and Trowa sit down – Duo 'bonks' his head on the desk, again.
"Alright, onto chapter 123. Your homework tonight will be to take notes on chapters 123, 124, and 125 and do all of class exercises 1- 75 and the Geometry review of 1-12 for each chapter...."
So what did you think? Frankly, I think this chapter was funny, but I still think I did better on the first one. ^_^ Press the review button – you know you want to...